Yin and Yang Taoist Code

Chapter 66 The Taoist Priest

He looked at the unfamiliar environment around him, but it was obviously no longer the dead place filled with death. Then he looked at the Taoist Baijie in front of him, who was wearing a green robe and stared at him. Li Chuyi stared at his chest that had hung down. He had a long white beard, and while secretly wondering if the old man would eat his beard while eating, he couldn't help scratching his head and asked:

"Old man, did we escape? Where are we?"

Taoist Baijie suddenly glared, blew his beard and said: "You little kid, no matter how big or small! We have escaped, this is Taixu Palace!"

With a cheer, Li Chuyi almost jumped up with excitement. He kept mumbling nonsense words like "God bless you" and "stinky Taoist bless you". Li Chuyi suddenly came to his senses and asked with a stunned look on his face:

"Old man, where do you think this is? Taixu Palace?"

Seeing that this little fat man dared to call himself an old man, Taoist Baijie had veins looming on his forehead and coldly snorted: "Yes, Taixu Palace!"

"Are you Taoist Baijie? Your name is Zheng Yi, right? Are you the old ghost Zheng that my master talked about?" The little fat man asked stupidly, still with a look of dementia on his face.

"Yes!" Taoist Baijie couldn't help shouting angrily.

"Uh... So this is your territory?" Li Chuyi asked cautiously.

Taoist Baijie rolled his eyes at him, snorted coldly and did not answer him.

Li Chu, who finally reacted, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, but his face instantly put on the look of a filial son and virtuous grandson, with a well-behaved and sensible face. He said in a sweet and greasy voice: "Hello, Grandpa! My name is Li Chu One, I’m the Taoist priest’s apprentice, and I finally found you~~!”

Seeing Li Chuyi's appearance, Taoist Baijie's eyes were rounded, and he stopped talking for a long time, and finally said coldly: "What a little bastard!"

Seeing that Li Chu was still obediently nodding in agreement when he heard him calling him a little bastard, Taoist Bai Jie finally couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "You little bastard, why don't you learn from your master?" Good point! That old guy of yours had a bastard and lazy temperament back then, and now that he has taken on a disciple like you, he has the same temperament. It’s really, really, ugh..."

"Grandpa, do you also know that my master is a bastard? Are you familiar with my master?" Li Chuyi asked obediently with his big "innocent" eyes.

Taoist Bai Jie nodded immediately, as if he had been holding back resentment for many years, and said with a blow of his beard: "More than just familiarity! Even if we are not familiar with each other, who among our contemporaries doesn't know that your master is a bastard! Not only a bastard, but also a bastard." , he is also very cunning, has a bad temper, and is even more shameless! He beats people to the point where their parents don't recognize him even if they disagree with him, and he specializes in slaps in the face! However, he has extraordinary talents, extremely high understanding, and extremely high cultivation. Not to mention his peers, even some of the senior masters who have been famous for a long time are no match for him."

"My master is so powerful?!" Li Chu's eyes widened for a moment. Although he knew that Taoist priests were powerful before, when he was told by the Hundred Tribulations Taoist, he seemed to know the Taoist priests all over again, and he had a new understanding of how powerful the Taoist priests were. cognition.

"He's awesome, but he's also a bastard! This bastard, if anyone offends him or beats him, he will chase them all the time and won't stop until they tear down their doors and push their stoves. . If he can't beat him, this shameless bastard will avoid his attacks, sneak up on others, poison him, and do whatever he wants! His master was so tortured by him that he couldn't catch him. In the end, he had to admit defeat and apologize. Do you think he is a bastard? "

"Yes! It's so shameless! How can there be such a dirty person in the world!" Full of admiration for Taoist priests, Li Chuyi agreed with a look of hatred.

Taoist Bai Jie suddenly felt a sense of familiarity and couldn't help but pat Li Chuyi on the shoulder. After taking the photo, I just remembered that the little fat man in front of me was the apprentice of that bastard Taoist priest, and he was also a little bastard. I felt a little embarrassed. In front of his apprentice, he was scolding his master behind his back. Taoist Baijie couldn't help but blush slightly.

Looking at Li Chuyi who was still "full of indignation" with him, Taoist Baijie asked slightly curiously: "Aren't you angry when I say this to your master?"

"Angry?" Li Chuyi looked at Taoist Bai Jie strangely, "Why am I angry? The smelly Taoist priest is a bastard! Have you ever seen a master who blew his apprentice up into the void and drifted away?!"

"Uh..." Taoist Baijie was at a loss for words.

"Have you ever seen a master defrauding his apprentice? Do you know that out of the tens of thousands of taels of banknotes he had on me, only a few dozen taels were left, and these dozens of taels were also blown up by him? It’s gray!” Li Chuyi said excitedly.

"Well......"

"Have you ever seen a master who has good things hidden away from his disciples? He obviously has such a good thing as a storage bag, but he didn't tell me! Every time we travel, I have to pack all my luggage. Back! Look how tired I am, look how pitiful I am!" Li Chuyi became more and more excited as he spoke, and even the Taoist priest told him not to tell others about the storage bag without noticing.

Taoist Baijie would naturally not think anything wrong about a junior's storage bag. He looked at the "skinny" little fat man, the fat on his face was trembling with excitement, and he was silent.

"Moreover!" Li Chuyi couldn't hold back, "The most annoying thing is, do you know what he did with my money? Guess?!"

"I don't know." Baijie Taoist "supported the joke".

"This shameless Taoist priest is a gangster! He cheated me out of money to go to brothels and drink wine, and he said it was "supernatural salvation"! You really think I don't know what he did, right? You say he is a monk, why doesn't he bathe and fast properly and find a Taoist nun to marry himself, and drink wine every day, do you think this is what a master should be like?!"

Baijie Taoist frowned slightly when he heard this, and after thinking for a while, he murmured in a voice that only he could hear: "So, he has been chasing! For so many years, alas... the word love has brought disaster to so many heroes, what can I do, what can I do..."

Li Chuyi, who was excited, naturally couldn't hear Baijie Taoist's whispers. After venting for a long time, he suddenly looked pale and tears fell.

Taoist Baijie looked at the little fat boy who suddenly started crying strangely. He was still wondering what this little bastard was going to do. Then he heard Li Chuyi sobbing softly and choking: "Although my master is a bastard, very lustful, very greedy, and bullies me all day long, but I really miss him!"

Looking at the sky outside the hall, the face of the Taoist priest seemed to emerge in the blue sky. Li Chuyi stared blankly and murmured: "Master, are you okay? I'm at Taixu Palace. When will you come to see me?"

Looking at Li Chuyi, Taoist Baijie couldn't help but sigh slightly.

Although he spoke and acted like a little adult, Li Chuyi was still a child after all, and he had a deep, deep relationship with the Taoist priest. The venting just now was just a venting of his fear and fear all the way. Looking at Li Chuyi's tender round face, Taoist Baijie couldn't help but secretly praise his maturity of mind and the stability of his Tao heart. Just imagine, if it were other people of the same age, who had encountered so many life-and-death dangers along the way like him, and had no one to accompany them, and could only struggle to survive silently by themselves, they would probably have lost their Taoism long ago, and even if they didn't die, they would have gone crazy.

Reaching out and rubbing Li Chuyi's head lovingly, Baijie Taoist said gently: "Okay, don't worry, your master's skills and his devil-like mind, no one in the world can subdue him. Don't worry, he will definitely come to you. Now you stay here and practice with peace of mind. I believe it won't be long before he will come to you."

Li Chuyi gradually calmed down at this time. The catharsis just now vented all the panic and depression along the way, making him feel much more comfortable.

After wiping his tears, Li Chuyi suddenly thought of something, looked up and asked: "Grandpa, you are so familiar with my master, do you know his name?"

"Huh? Didn't your master tell you his name?" Baijie Taoist was stunned.

"No." Li Chuyi shook his head. "I asked, but he didn't tell me. He only told me that his Taoist name is Hongchen Taoist, but I prefer to call him Qinglou Taoist."

"Hahahaha, Qinglou Taoist, this Taoist name is good, hahahaha~~!" Baijie Taoist laughed heartily upon hearing this, and his laughter was very comfortable.

Finally, the laughter gradually stopped, and Baijie Taoist smiled and said, "He didn't tell you, probably because he has too many enemies, and he is afraid that you will accidentally let it slip and be remembered by others. However, if he doesn't tell you, I will tell you, and you can know it, but you must not mention it in front of outsiders, unless you wait until you have achieved unparalleled cultivation and look down on the heroes. Then mention it, even if others know about it, no one can do anything to you."

Li Chuyi nodded immediately, staring with curious eyes, holding his breath and waiting for Baijie Taoist's answer.

With a slight smile, Baijie Taoist's eyes were a little erratic, and he said with a complex tone of admiration: "Your master is like a demon in mind and extremely talented. When he was young, he was arrogant and unrivaled among his peers. After his cultivation, he was even more unrivaled and had no rivals in the human world. In addition, he was extremely shameless, extremely insidious, extremely cunning, and extremely vengeful. In short, his personality was erratic and extreme, so he was given a Taoist name, Tianyi, which means one of the best in the world in all aspects."

After a pause, while Li Chuyi was staring at him with his eyes wide open and his mouth wide open in astonishment, Baijie Taoist looked at him seriously and said like a dream: "Tianyi Daozun, Li Zaitian!"

"Remember, this is your master's name."

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