Yin and Yang Taoist Code

The changes in the starry sky did not attract the attention of the world. The stars were originally twinkling, and it was not unusual for a few to disappear.

At least the little princess of the Gong family and the young master of the Feng family don't care about this at all. What they want is the atmosphere under the stars, and they have no interest in the stars themselves. Just keep it on for a while. It's best to disappear when we get closer to avoid embarrassment.

The same goes for Prince Hao of Dayan. He stood in a pavilion on a hill outside the palace, looking up at the starry sky in deep contemplation, but he was thinking about other things, and there was no trace of stars.

His elder brother Yuwen Tailuo encountered bandits on the road and lost two daughters of the Mu family. Not only did he also suffer injuries, which in his opinion was purely self-inflicted.

Are the Mu sisters so easy to mess with?

Who doesn't know that there are two female devils from all over the country, just like the mushrooms in the forest, the brighter they are, the more poisonous they are!

He even suspected that the kidnapping was fake and was directed by the two female devils in order to escape home!

I am still smart and never provoke those prickly girls. My life is not tough enough and I can't bear it.

A few days ago, I met the daughter of the Yu family when I was shopping. My dear, the dark and ugly silly girl in her childhood turned out to be so graceful and quiet. She, the prince, actually looked straight at her and was laughed at, and was even laughed at. When my father found out, he cursed me.

It was okay to be like this, but who knows what kind of evil she has committed in the past few days. She opened and closed her eyes with a shy smile, which made me secretly inquire about her whereabouts like a thief, and learned that she was attending a party tonight. I passed by here on my way home and came over early to disguise myself and meet him by chance.

Damn it, if this spreads out, this prince’s image will be completely ruined!

Speaking of whether the dog slave named Wen is reliable, don't tell this to your father. It can't be settled by just scolding him. You have to tell him again later. It's really not possible...

A cold light flashed in his eyes, and he smelled the fragrant wind coming to his nose. He turned around and saw a beautiful figure strolling down the mountain. The coldness in Yuwen Taihao's eyes suddenly disappeared and was full of embarrassment.

Damn it, just thinking about being more chic, I chose a higher place!

No, I remember my servant reported that Miss Yu always walked from the mountain, and this pavilion was her resting place. Why did she go all the way down the mountain today after taking a long detour?

A walk after dinner, or is the dog slave lying to me?

Yuwen Taihao was full of tangles, wondering how to remedy it. Should it fall from the sky or roll down the mountain? How could it be like a coincidence?

Yu Yao, who was familiar with the situation at the foot of the mountain, snickered secretly. She saw someone in the pavilion early in the morning and did this on purpose after recognizing who it was. Yuwen Taihao thought she had a special interest in her, so she was not like that, but the prince was arrogant about himself, a talented girl from the imperial city. Apart from the sisters of the Mu family, there was no one else in the imperial capital who was more talented than her. Even if she wanted to, she couldn't. For the proud prince to succeed so easily, he had to endure a hard time.

My mother said, this man is no different from a woman, they all have sex.

Compared with other places, Shiwandashan is much more gloomy at night.

In the deep mountains of Baizubu, Diemeng flapped her wings and kept searching for something in the forest. She didn't stop until she found a hidden cave in an inconspicuous crevice. When her spiritual consciousness swept over her face, she beamed with joy, and a voice transmission came. Sent out.

Not long after, the sound of clothes hunting came from far away, and Li Sinian dropped to the ground with a wine jar and looked at Die Meng nervously.

"in?"

Diemeng smiled and nodded.

The wine jar suddenly flew into the distance, and Li Sinian opened his mouth and scratched his head and ears with joy.

In the cave, spider webs were covered with bones, and a giant cocoon that reached the top of the cave stood in the middle.

After a while, the giant cocoon trembled, and the shell wrapped in layers of spider silk continued to bulge, as if something was about to come out of it.

After a long time, an astonishing spider leg finally pierced the cocoon shell, then the second, and the third, until the cocoon shell was so tattered that it could no longer block the things inside, and an eighteen-legged human-faced spider scurried out. out.

The lower body has not changed, but the upper body has transformed into an alluring body with a slight shake, with two towering peaks, well-proportioned arms without a trace of fat, and a charming face with the confusion of waking up, stretching out beautifully. He was about to hum, but before his waist could bounce back, he was hugged by someone.

"who?!"

"Honey, it's me!"

"Damn it, who are you? How dare you ambush me!!!"

"I am your man!"

"You nonsense libertine, I'll kill you!"

"Hitting is kissing and scolding, and it's love. Don't you just like my promiscuous attitude?"

"You...ah...let go! Let me go!"

"I won't let you go, even if I die! Damn it, you miss me so much, come on, give me a kiss!"

"Get away! You... uh uh... help... help... uh uh..."

Outside the cave, Diemeng's head was covered with waterfall sweat and she turned her head away from looking at the horror inside the cave.

She spat hard, smiled again, turned and left with a blushing face.

Since ancient times, I have only heard of human-faced spiders attacking people, but I have never heard of people attacking human-faced spiders, and they are still raw.

I know you are anxious, but no matter how anxious you are, at least you should make the relationship clear to others, right? At least give me some clothes?

People wear clothes, but demons don’t?

Who is that?

Thanks to Li Chuyi's absence, this old immortal would have to be killed!

How did you say that sentence in the first year of junior high school?

Oh, old Mensao.

Yes, that’s right, this guy is always boring!

Thinking of Li Chuyi, Diemeng looked up at the stars and prayed secretly in her heart, hoping that everything would be fine.

On the first day of the new year, you know, Zhu Sanniang was found, and Li Sinian was overjoyed.

The only thing missing now is chicken and rice. It is said that you bought it from the market. It is a bit difficult to find it, but it doesn't matter. We have plenty of time.

We have all made an appointment. Once we have found everyone, we will settle down and practice hard. One day we will go to you and no one will be left behind!

I just hope that everything goes well for you. Don't be brave. Protecting yourself is the most important thing.

Somewhere in the thirty-sixth heaven, Li Chuyi failed to receive Diemeng's prayer and failed to protect himself. He was almost bullied to death.

"I think girls are good. How about finding a girl to be reincarnated? I really want to try what it's like to raise a daughter!"

The Taoist priest rubbed his chin and was very moved. Hao Youxiao couldn't straighten up even though he was holding his three waists. Xiao Erhei was also lying on his father's body with a grin on his face. Li Chuyi was so angry that he was so angry that he was left with only one soul. Dispersed.

"If you want to give birth to yourself, give birth to yourself! I was born to be a leader, so don't try to interfere with me!"

The Taoist priest's face was full of disdain: "The handle I gave you is just a decoration. I haven't seen you use it even once in so many years, so Xiaoya girl is stupid and follows you wholeheartedly. If it had been someone else, she would have run away with you!"

Fortunately, it was his soul, otherwise Li Shaoxia's face would be bleeding, and his soul would be in a trance, exuding strong resentment.

The Taoist priest refused to let him go. He turned around and winked at Hao Youxiao: "Girl, do you have any objection if I turn him into a big girl?"

He pursed his lips and shook his head, and then he bent down with Sanjou in his arms. Sanjou in his arms rolled his eyes, it was almost squeezed to death.

"Why don't you give birth to a pig fetus?"

Xiao Erhei suddenly interrupted, heartless and unloyal, and Li Chuyi immediately ran away.

"Damn dog, just wait! When I grow back, if I don't kill you, I won't have the last name Li!!!"

"Yeah?"

Lao Fudou glanced at him and asked calmly.

When he calls his son a dog in front of him, do he think he is just a decoration?

Li Chu was stunned as soon as he arrived.

Damn it, humans are inferior to dogs, what a worldly thing!

Never let go of the opportunity to harm others, the Taoist said with a bad smile: "Actually, it's not bad. I'll be reborn as a pig, and when I grow up, I'll be a pig demon. I'll change your name to Bajie, and you'll become Marshal Tianpeng." , so domineering!”

Li Shaoxia was extremely sad and angry: "I...I don't live anymore!!!"

"Godfather, please stop teasing him."

It's better to have a daughter-in-law. A daughter-in-law loves people. Li Chuyi was moved to death. It's a pity that the Yin-Yang Dao Eye has transformed into the soul body, otherwise he would have to express his gratitude with tears.

After laughing for a while, Li Chuyi asked: "Smelly Taoist priest, where are you going to throw me? First, let's say that I want to be a human being, and a man!"

"Look, I'm scaring you. I love you so much, how could I change your gender? You're not Hongyue!"

When the red moon was mentioned, the Taoist priest's eyes darkened, then returned to normal.

"I've thought about it a long time ago. Let's go find your master's wife first. If we can find her, I'll do my best to make you my real son. If I can't find you...well, if I can't find you, I'll find a good one. When you are reincarnated, I will come to accept you as my disciple after you are born. We and I will continue to live freely in the world, helping our master find the way home while we continue to look for your master's wife. No, there is another little girl now, it should be us. Masters, by the way, your boys are already married. This reincarnation is going to be a success. Let’s get down to business as soon as possible. I’m still waiting to have my grandson!”

Hao Youxiao's face turned red, and San Tiao kept moving closer to the direction of the picture.

Li Chuyi fell silent, and after a long time he whispered: "Thank you."

"Silly boy."

Knowing what he was thanking, the Taoist priest rubbed his soul hard. Li Chuyi screamed in pain and wanted to fight back but had no strength.

Damn it, the stinky Taoist knows how to bully others, so his son will suffer a big loss!

Seeing the five-colored ring on the Taoist priest's finger, Li Chuyi suddenly asked: "Master, if you had a way, would you really separate Da Wa and the others?"

The Taoist priest said without hesitation: "Of course, those five children are more sensible than you, and I miss them very much! Unfortunately, our ancestor can't do anything, unless the Juexian Sword is completely repaired. I think it's possible for the ancestor You can try the other way mentioned. The Immortal Sword does not have a sword spirit. If you can awaken these five little things and turn them into sword spirits, it will be much better than separating them for painful training. "

Li Chuyi believed it, and so did everyone else.

The five little ghosts lived a miserable life. If they could turn into the sword spirits of the Immortal Sword, it would be an incredible blessing.

"We should go."

Passing through a piece of scattered meteorites, Lao Fudou suddenly said, Xiao Erhei on his back showed deep reluctance.

"Grandpa Tianyi, why don't you take the big white pig with us? It's too dangerous outside, and we can still take care of you together."

The Taoist priest smiled and refused: "No, I have to find the whereabouts of your aunt, find a good body for this kid, and find a way to make Hong Yue reborn. There are a lot of things."

Xiao Erhei had no choice but to say reluctantly: "Well, if you have finished your work, you must come to us. The same goes for those who don't open their eyes. My father and I will always welcome you!"

Rolling up his flame tail and touching Xiao Erhei lovingly, Lao Fudou nodded.

The Taoist priest laughed loudly: "Don't worry, I'm sure! If there are people I can't kill, I'll definitely go and ask you for help!"

After saying this, he bowed his hands sternly, Lao Fudou also nodded solemnly, and the two sides parted.

Watching a ball of flames quickly go away until it completely disappeared from sight, Li Chuyi looked away and sighed melancholy.

"Master, where are we going?"

The Taoist priest waved his hand: "Let it go!"

"Huh? Like this again?!"

Li Chuyi was speechless, Hao Youxiao was stunned, San Tiao struggled to leave Hao Youxiao's arms, but they were all rolled up by the Taoist priest's sleeves, and he laughed and escaped into the deep space.

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It’s finally over. I feel very complicated. I will write a summary and remarks later. Thank you all book friends for your support along the way. Thank you!

ps: Today is not April Fool’s Day, this time it is really over (crying!)