Yin and Yang Taoist Code

The entire human world is paying attention to Dayan, the entire Dayan is paying attention to the Imperial Capital, the entire Imperial Capital is paying attention to the Xianlin Guild Hall, and Li Chuyi, who is the center of attention, is scratching his scalp.

Keep scratching.

Almost bleeding from scratching.

"Fuck, I have to kowtow a total of 572 times and bow more than 1,400 times. Are you going to be crowned a prince or attending a funeral? You can just go to my funeral and make a funeral. Damn Prince! I won’t do it, I won’t do it! How can I still hang out in the world if this happens? Tell me the truth, is there someone secretly trying to embarrass me? It’s a Taoist priest, I can’t kill him!”

The little monkey was about to cry. Originally, he thought it was a good job when he was assigned to be Li Chuyi's personal eunuch. Who knew that after a few days, Li Chuyi was going crazy and he was going crazy too. The brain of the would-be prince There is no word "rules" in it at all, just one sentence over and over again - this won't work and that won't work either!

The sacrificial inscriptions are too long and are not recited, and the etiquette is complicated and cumbersome. It is too troublesome for the people to parade around in the chariot. Even the prince's yellow robe is too heavy and cumbersome. I asked him to change it to something simpler than his broken Taoist robe. Now it is time to kneel down and pay homage. The ancestors shouted that he quit, and the little monkey really felt that he was not going to be the prince, but that he was here to cause trouble.

Secretly feeling sorry for his own misery, the little monkey persuaded with a grimace: "Your Highness, this is the rule of the royal family, and it has been the same for all the princes. The people you are worshiping are not others. Everyone is a member of the royal family who has made meritorious service. They He is your ancestor, so you should also pay homage to him!"

Li Chuyi immediately became angry, and slapped down the densely packed handprints on the table, and suddenly there was another one.

"I am the ancestor of Banban before you, do you think I am illiterate? Look here, here, what do these four characters mean? Yu Wen Xuan Li! Does your grandson dare to be my ancestor? Bah! Ah! You asked me to worship him after he was killed by me? Are you sick or am I sick?"

With a shiver in his heart, the little monkey quickly lowered his head.

The former thirteenth prince Yuwen Xuanli died not long ago, and the little monkey will certainly not forget it. The edict said that Yuwen Xuanli died after his practice went awry and went crazy. He had always thought so. It was not until today that he was surprised to hear that the real master was here. The little monkey suddenly felt that his job was a bit hard, and his back felt chilly. one slice.

He wouldn't believe it if others said it, but he had to believe it when Li Chuyi said it. Many people saw the Ninth Prince being beaten to death by him. Is there anything strange about killing the Thirteenth Prince?

Seeing that the little monkey did not dare to raise his head, Li Chuyi also suppressed his anger.

He wasn't targeting the little monkey, he simply couldn't stand these broken rules.

I originally thought that becoming a prince was just a matter of a word from the old emperor. The most he could do was to issue an edict to make an appointment to meet the person he was supposed to meet, and just become familiar with him. Later, he learned that he had to go to the Royal Ancestor Altar to hold a ceremony. Although the little fat man found it troublesome, he didn't pay too much attention.

Where is the Royal Ancestor Altar?

The place where the Yuwen royal family buried their dead!

What kind of trouble can there be in worshiping an ancestor? Isn't it just a matter of offering two sticks of incense and paying homage? At most, I have to cry twice and shed a few tears of "true love". No matter how troublesome it is, where can I go?

As a result, the palace sent a little monkey to tell him, and then he realized that he was wrong.

From bathing and fasting to ritual details, there are as many as three jade slips recorded. The little fat man took a quick glance and saw that he was as big as ten. Except for looking at the pictures a few times, he didn't understand a single word. The little monkey was explaining from beginning to end, and the more he listened, the more annoyed he became. He took a picture of a fine gold-mixed iron pear table and turned it into an iron pear pot. Even he was speechless looking at the dense palm prints.

Patting the little monkey, Li Chuyi said warmly: "Don't be afraid, I'm not targeting you, I just don't like these broken rules. In this way, it's still the old rule. You go to the palace and tell the old emperor that I have a bad waist and neck. It’s not easy either. If he doesn’t want to have a paralyzed prince, he can waive these rules for me.”

The little monkey didn't dare. He knelt down with a pop and kowtowed as if pounding garlic.

"Your Highness, please spare this slave! The last time I entered the palace, my emperor was very angry. If I go again this time, this slave... how can I survive? Your Highness, please do well and make a fuss." Be merciful!”

The blow to his head was so fast and hard that blood splattered in the blink of an eye. Li Chuyi's forehead hurt when he looked at it, and he frowned and gritted his teeth.

Isn't this guy setting an example for me?

"stand up!"

"Spare this slave, Your Highness!"

"You get up first!"

"This servant really doesn't dare to go anymore, Your Highness!"

"No, you get up first! Stop knocking, I'm dizzy!"

"Your Highness, if you want to force this slave to do it again, you might as well kill him directly, wuwuwuwu~~~!"

"..."

"Your Highness..."

"..."

"Woooooooooo~~~~~!"

There was a cry, the Yaizhen sword was thrust in front of the little monkey, and the cry suddenly stopped.

"Howl again, and I will make your dream come true!"

When he raised his eyes and saw the fierce look in Li Chu's eyes, the little monkey suddenly became excited and hurriedly stood up and lowered his head to the side, not daring to take a breath.

Li Chuyi felt helpless as he scratched his eyebrows with a headache.

Last time I came back, the little monkey looked like a quail with fried feathers. There was no color in his face for several days. If he were asked to do it again this time, he would probably scare himself to death if the old emperor didn't kill him.

Turning to look at Li Sinian, the little fat man put on a big smile and called sweetly: "Dear four..."

Before he could finish speaking, Li Sinian put on a crying face and howled: "Your Highness, please spare this villain, wuwuwuwu~~~"

"Fuck, get lost! This trick won't work!"

After laughing, Li Sinian shook his head without hesitation: "I won't go!"

"Don't you still want to go into the palace and have a look? What a great opportunity, why don't you go?"

"Go away, I came to the palace to see the scenery, not to do this kind of hard work! Aren't you afraid that your emperor's father will kill me in a fit of anger?"

"He knows you are my friend and will not kill you."

"What if?"

"Nothing unexpected."

"What if something happens?"

"I will visit your grave today next year!"

"Fuck, I'm not even married yet, so you asked me to die. Do you have any conscience? Why didn't you ask me to go?"

"You also said that I have no conscience. Let Brother Fang go and tell Sister Xiu'er yourself?"

"Then you can't catch me alone!"

"Don't worry, I won't trick you. It's all right. Even if something does happen, I will burn a few more paper figurines for you tomorrow, including men, women, old and young, so that your family will be full of children and grandchildren!"

"Your uncle! Even if Lao Fang can't do it, why don't you let Xiao Erhei go?"

"Do you think it's appropriate to send it to see the old emperor?"

"You...you just know how to bully me! You...Hey, where is Lao Fang? Xiao Erhei is not here either. It seems that I haven't seen them in the past two days?"

"Hey, it's true what you said."

Thinking about it carefully, it is true that Fang Junnan and his wife and Xiao Erhei have not been seen in the past two days. Even Diemeng rarely shows up. Only Li Sinian and Santiao accompany him to "suffer".

Reaching out to call Santiao, the little fat man asked: "Where is your second brother?"

"Chirp chirp chirp~~jijiji~~咻咻~~~"

He flapped his wings and made random gestures, but no one knew what Sanjou said.

"Stupid thing!"

With a smile and a curse, Li Chuyi shook his arm to let San Tiao fly up, then stood up: "Let's go, lead the way, let's go find them!"

"Your Highness, I haven't finished telling you yet..."

"Can't you just take a break? You don't know how to balance work and rest? You really want to drive me crazy, don't you?"

After spitting on his face, the little monkey immediately wilted, and stood there honestly with his head lowered, letting Li Chuyi and Li Sinian get up and leave.

Following Santiao, the two of them came all the way to Fang Junnan's door. They knocked on the door but no one answered. They looked at each other and thought there was no one inside. They were about to turn around and leave, but they heard the door open and a furry little head. Exploring out, there is no doubt that it is Xiao Erhei.

The little fat man was stunned and asked in confusion: "Why are you in there? Are Brother Fang and the others also there? What are you doing?"

"Are you done?" Xiao Erhei asked without answering.

"Not yet, come out and take a breath."

After saying that, he took a closer look and saw Xiao Erhei's mysterious look. The little fat man suddenly became suspicious and grabbed it.

"What are you doing? Why are you so sneaky?"

"Shh~~!!"

Raising his little paw to make a quiet gesture, Xiao Erhei carefully closed the door and took a breath.

"What's going on?"

Li Chuyi was even more puzzled, and so was Li Sinian. They had never seen it look like this before.

There was no immediate answer. Xiao Erhei closed his eyes and thought for a while. When Li Chuyi's hand touched the Yaizhan sword, he quickly opened his eyes and came closer with a serious look.

"You're busy these days, and Brother Fang and Sister Xiu'er won't let us disturb you. But now that you've found it yourself, I think it's better to tell you about it."

Looking at its solemn expression, Li Chu felt something bad. He grabbed his neck and asked urgently: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with Brother Fang's practice? Or is it Sister Xiu'er, something is wrong with her practice?" "

"no."

"what is that?"

"I told you not to get excited and to hold still."

"Fuck, tell me now! If you don't tell me that I'll chop you up, you'll be eating dumplings stuffed with dog meat tonight!"

This time, Xiao Erhei didn't get angry when he was called a dog. He still looked serious, stretched out his puppy paw and patted Li Chuyi's shoulder solemnly.

"Big White Pig, you are going to be an uncle."

"Huh?" Li Chuyi didn't understand.

"I said, you are going to be an uncle. Not only you, but you too!"

With that said, Xiao Erhei looked at Li Sinian.

Li Sinian reacted quickly. He only thought about it for a moment and understood instantly. He looked at Xiao Erhei with excitement.

"You mean...?"

Xiao Erhei nodded heavily and smiled happily.

"What are you talking about? Can you stop playing riddles and be happy? What uncle and aunt are you talking about?"

Before the little fat man could understand, Li Sinian laughed and hugged his neck, holding him firmly in his arms.

"Silly boy, don't you understand yet? Sister Xiu'er is here, Lao Fang is going to be a father, and you and I are going to be uncles, hahahahaha!"

Li Chu was stunned for a moment and looked at Li Sinian stupidly, seeing him nodding desperately towards him, his mind going blank.

After a long time, he took a deep breath and shouted in surprise: "Sister Xiu'er is pregnant?! Oh my god, no, you can't curse, I...what the hell, oh, Sister Xiu'er is pregnant!!"

"Silly boy!"

Rubbing Li Chuyi's head vigorously, Li Sinian laughed endlessly.

Xiao Erhei also took advantage of the chaos to join in the fun, jumping on top of his head and scratching hard.

"Big white pig, you idiot, hahahaha!!!"