Yin and Yang Taoist Code

Chapter 29 Li Chuyi’s Kung Fu

Li Chuyi stayed for half a minute, then he suddenly got excited and crawled to the side of the Taoist priest.

"Woooo~ Master, you are really awake. Do you know how much I miss you? Do you know how scared I am? Do you know how worried I am about what I will do without you? Do you know how scared I am that you won't wake up? And am I trapped to death here? Death is not a big deal, but do you know how many days I haven’t eaten meat? Master, if you don’t wake up, I will be picked up by Qingshui Da. I can’t even die peacefully, Master! Wow~~ Master, I miss you so much~~!”

Li Chuyi burst into tears and burst into tears. At the beginning, the Taoist priest was a little touched. He felt that Li Chuyi showed his true feelings and that he had not raised him in vain. However, the more he listened to it, the worse it became. At the end, he felt I rolled my eyes.

The main reason why this kid misses me is because Tiantian Qingshui's big cake is fading out. Do you want me to wake up quickly and take him out to have a meat and tooth festival?

Looking at Li Chuyi's round face filled with tears, the Taoist priest wanted to slap him to death. After taking a deep breath and ignoring the timid look on Li Chuyi's face, the Taoist priest turned to look at Zi Yuan.

"How many days have we been here?"

Just as Zi Yuan was about to speak, Li Chuyi on the side rushed to the front and said as if to show his merit: "Report to Master, it's been three days. You don't know, for these three days, I haven't left you even an inch, haven't touched my penis, and have been silent." I hope you will get out of danger soon."

"Shut up! Sit tight!"

The Taoist priest shouted coldly, and Li Chuyi quickly shut up and sat upright, but the lingering flattery in his solemn face made the Taoist priest want to slap him more and more.

Ignoring Li Chuyi, the Taoist priest looked at Ziyuan.

"Yes, we have been here for three days." Zi Yuan nodded and confirmed.

"Has it reacted in the past three days?" The Taoist priest pointed at the black face in front of him.

Zi Yuan shook her head: "No, you two were like a pair of stone statues, sitting quietly for three days. Until you woke up first, no one moved during this period."

Hearing this, the Taoist priest seemed to be relieved and said in a low voice: "Fortunately, I didn't run out. It seems that I am still more powerful and more skilled."

The Taoist priest thought proudly. The more he thought about it, the more beautiful he felt. He suddenly laughed like crazy and said: "Hahahahahahaha~!! I'm still awesome! Why do you still want to counter me and seize my body?! Bah! ! Didn't you let me seal your soul? Just wait, I will extract your soul and use it to make elixirs! Not only you, but you and your world will definitely enter your world when I succeed. , kill all the men in your world, and save all the women, hahahahaha!”

Zi Yuan stared blankly at the Taoist priest who suddenly went crazy, as if he was uncomfortable with the Taoist priest's arrogant look, while Li Chuyi seemed to have been used to the Taoist priest's crazy look for a long time, and had no reaction to it, still sitting upright. , sitting there with a solemn expression.

Silently comparing Li Chuyi with the Taoist priest, Zi Yuan once again confirmed her guess - both the master and the disciple were perverts, and their brains were different from those of normal people.

Seeing the Taoist priest laughing crazily for a long time without any intention of stopping, Zi Yuan deeply appreciated the Taoist priest's amazing endurance and expressed her admiration for Li Chuyi's "stunt" of being able to ask one question non-stop for three days. Of course.

As expected of a master and a disciple, our ancestors were right!

Just when Ziyuan secretly guessed how long the Taoist priest could laugh and how long Li Chuyi could sit still, the black face opposite the Taoist priest suddenly trembled. The faceless black face was slightly raised, as if looking at the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest's laughter stopped suddenly. He looked at the black face opposite him, sniffed and murmured: "You, you can actually wake up?"

Hei Wumian did not make any sound, but his slightly trembling black face made Li Chuyi and Zi Yuan feel inexplicably that he seemed to be answering the Taoist priest, and he was answering sarcastically.

Sure enough, the Taoist priest suddenly became furious, looked at the black face and shouted: "How dare you ridicule me? You shameless black guy, just wait, if I can't ban you today, I will not change my surname to Li." Your surname is Hei!”

Without looking back, the Taoist priest said to Li Chuyi:

"On the first day of the lunar month, take Zi Yuan back and improve your Qi Luck. Part 3, Chapter 5, run with all your strength to protect you and Zi Yuan! Remember not to sacrifice your Bagua Pan!"

Before the Taoist priest finished speaking, he saw a thick black mist spreading. Although he didn't know what was so powerful about this black mist, it was definitely not a good thing.

Li Chuyi hurriedly hugged Zi Yuan and ran backwards to the corner. As he ran, he silently practiced the mysterious skills as the Taoist said. When the black mist caught up with the two of them and enveloped them, a faint layer of A light film appeared faintly, covering the two of them. Zi Yuan, who was hugged by Li Chuyi, struggled slightly at first, but seeing this, she stayed in Li Chuyi's arms.

The two of them hid in the corner and silently looked into the center of the black fog. There, the Taoist priest shouted and shouted, and occasionally a light flashed.

The exercises that Li Chuyi practiced were taught by Taoist priests. According to the Taoist priests, they are called "Tao Canon". There are ten chapters in total, each chapter ranging from three to nine chapters. Different from conventional exercises, the scriptures taught by Taoist priests do not need to be practiced step by step. As long as you can understand them and practice them, it is not a bad idea even if you practice ten chapters at the same time.

Li Chuyi has been practicing Buddhism since he was a child, and he can say that he has memorized ten scriptures backwards and forwards. But it is useless to just memorize it. The key is to understand it. Only when you understand it can you practice it. Therefore, Li Chuyi can now practice four of them. Although he can memorize the other chapters, to Li Chuyi, they are like a book from heaven and there is no way to start.

And in these four articles, except for some weird methods such as "opening the eyes of the sky", "clearing the ears and eyes", and "wisdom of the soul", there is no method that Li Chuyi has always longed for to fly into the sky, escape from the earth and turn over clouds and rain.

The third chapter mentioned by the Taoist priest is the one that Li Chuyi has made the most progress to date. The third chapter has seven chapters in total. Li Chuyi has now reached the fifth chapter, but he has never told the Taoist priest.

Li Chuyi didn't know how the Taoist priest knew the progress of his practice, let alone why he was running this chapter of the technique. In fact, although Li Chuyi had practiced Falun Gong since he was a child, it was required by Taoist priests and said it was good for his health. After practicing Qigong for a long time, Li Chuyi felt that his body was indeed much better than ordinary people. At least he was free from all diseases and was not afraid of cold or heat. According to the Taoist priest, he was considered a monk.

Over time, Li Chuyi also made practice a habit. Especially once, Li Chuyi told a Taoist priest about the results he had finally figured out, hoping to get praise from the Taoist priest, but he was ruthlessly ridiculed by the Taoist priest. At the end, he gave him a "I have been thinking about it for so long to receive such a small amount, pig." "They're all smarter than you", Li Chuyi was completely obsessed with these ten nondescript "Tao Canon" articles, and he just pondered over these ten articles when he had nothing to do.

Practicing since childhood, an inner energy appeared in Li Chuyi's body at some point, and as he practiced more chapters, this energy became stronger and stronger.

Li Chuyi could feel that it was this energy that made him immune to all diseases, cold and heat. He could also protect himself when he cheated on food and drinks with Taoist priests and was caught and beaten, thus alleviating the pain of his skin and flesh. And when following the Taoist priests to slay demons, the sneaky things seemed to be afraid of the Qi that they had cultivated.

Apart from this, Li Chuyi never discovered that his cultivation had any other effects. As for the weird methods recorded in the Taoist scriptures such as "opening the heavenly eye", "clearing the ears and eyes", and "wisdom soul", except for "learning" to open the heavenly eye with his natural yin and yang Taoist eyes, none of them can urge.

Li Chuyi understood the fifth chapter of the third chapter and successfully practiced it initially, but what its use was, Li Chuyi was not clear about it just like studying other chapters. Until this moment, Li Chuyi finally knew that in addition to the two functions of keeping fit and catching ghosts, the exercises he practiced had a third function - to resist the black mist.

In this regard, although the situation is very dangerous now, Li Chuyi is still very happy.

After all, I am also a monk, and I have been practicing for so many years. Other people practice to fly to the sky and escape from the earth, but I can only strengthen my body and kill demons to earn some money. The difference is too big. Now that he finally discovered the third function, Li Chuyi felt for the first time that his technique still had potential, and was not as useless as he had imagined.

"Hmph, you dare to threaten me. If I hadn't been tricked and seriously injured, I would have killed you a hundred and eighty times with one backhand. Now be obedient and let me seal you." ! Look at my carefully improved magic technique - the Demon Phantom!"

As the Taoist priest's loud voice came, the turbulent black mist suddenly paused and then retreated at an extremely fast speed. As the black fog receded, the Taoist priest's figure gradually emerged.

I saw the Taoist priest transforming into phantoms, striking at Hei Wumian from all angles. Because the speed was too fast, the figures left behind before Li Chu had no time to dissipate in Li Chu's eyes, so they appeared in another location, causing Li Chuyi to feel He got the illusion that the Taoist priest had countless clones, attacking the black faceless man at the same time. Black Faceless condensed the rolled back black mist into two huge palms, firmly covering his body and constantly resisting the Taoist priest's attacks. As the two of them collided, there was a series of loud "bang bang" sounds, which made Li Chu's ears buzz, his head became dizzy, and he almost felt sick.

Just when Li Chuyi couldn't help but want to vomit it out, he saw the Taoist priest suddenly paused, pinched the Dao Jue with his hand, opened his eyes wide and shouted: "Hey! The heaven and earth are infinite, the heaven and earth govern the law! All demons and monsters will be buried for me! Give it to me!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a huge yin-yang fish that seemed to be surrounded by countless ghosts appeared in front of the Taoist priest, centered on the Taoist priest's command, and pressed towards the black faceless man with seemingly slow but urgent urgency.

When Hei Wumian saw this, black mist rolled around him, and the two giant hands of black mist merged into a palm that seemed to have substance, and went towards the Yin Yang Fish.

When the two met, the substantial black hand only gave the Yin-Yang Fish a brief pause before being pressed down by it, turning into a ball of black mist, following the Yin-Yang Fish as it rolled toward the Black Faceless One.

When the Yin Yang Fish carried countless black mist and pressed on Hei Wumian, Hei Wumian's smooth black face without a face suddenly surged like breaking waves, as if it was sending out a shrill cry, and then it turned like a giant black hand. , the whole body turned into a black mist and spread out as the Yin Yang Fish advanced.

After the Black Face was dispersed into black mist, it continued to roll and crash in all directions, but the Yin-Yang Fish did not disappear, but stayed in place, firmly covering the black mist without letting it be exposed at all.

Seeing this, the Taoist priest smiled coldly and said: "I'm working hard on my skills, but you, a non-human and ghost-like thing, still want to run away? Damn you! Just let me take you in."

After saying that, the Taoist priest changed his mind. Suddenly, the black mist was like dough, divided by something, turning into wisps of black smoke as it appeared, following the direction pointed by the Taoist priest, towards the dark mutilated parts of the Taoist priest's body. Rushing back. Not long after, the black fog dissipated, as if it had never appeared.

"The smelly Taoist priest is indeed as perverted as ever." Li Chuyi, whose ears were still ringing, thought to himself.

After checking several times to confirm that no black mist remained, the Taoist turned to look at Li Chuyi.

"You brat, where is my body?"

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