Yin and Yang Taoist Code

Dayan is rich and prosperous, and the imperial capital is the most prosperous. As the center of the human world today, Li Chuyi and his party were dazzled as soon as they entered the city.

"Wow, there are so many people here!"

This is what Xiao Erhei said.

"Well, this one is good. Hey, that one is also good. Hey, hey, Lao Fang, look, is that beauty over there very good? Does she look like a couple to me? Lao Fang, Lao Fang? Don’t look at your wife, I’ll let you look there!”

This was what Li Sinian was talking about, and his slutty look attracted a lot of disgusted looks.

"Brother Nan, Brother Nan, look, Feiyun Jin! When ten horses came from Mobei, eight of them were snatched away by Youxiao girl, and the remaining two were bought by your Fang family. I didn’t get it! I didn’t expect to see so many here. How about you come with me again and we can have sex together?”

This is what Liu Mingxiu said. His eyes were stuck on several models on the street and he could hardly pull them out. However, those few sample clothes are really good. I don’t know what they are made of. The embroidered patterns on the clothes are not dead things but living things. They are like fairy clouds or a hundred flowers blooming. They are layered from near to far, as if they contain another person. The same world.

"Well, okay, look."

While he was answering, Fang Junnan's eyes were fixed on the anvil of the blacksmith shop on the other side. Regardless of what was being beaten on the anvil, he was dumbfounded by the anvil.

It is made entirely of purple black cold iron. According to the market price in Mobei, it is at least fifty spirit stones per kilogram. A rough visual estimate indicates that the entire anvil is at least five hundred kilograms. How much would it be worth if it were refined into a magical weapon?

But now, being used as an anvil, Fang Junnan, a young man from a wealthy family, felt a twinge of pain just looking at him!

But compared with Li Chuyi, his physical pain pales into insignificance.

Ever since he entered the city gate, the little fat man has been grinding his teeth until now.

"Yeah, it's too dark, it's simply too dark! I finally know why Dayan is so rich, it's all because of the dark side!"

Don't blame him for this, it's just that he was hit too hard.

Before entering the door, he had been worried that his identity would be exposed, and he was cautious for fear that his whereabouts would be revealed and a team of silver-armored guards would fall from the sky. When they arrived at the gate of the city, they lined up neatly to enter. When it was their turn, he was a little afraid to look up at the Yan soldiers guarding the gate, with a flattering smile on his face.

When the armored soldier guarding the gate charged him for the entrance fee, Li Chuyi's smile disappeared instantly and he exploded on the spot.

"One hundred spiritual stones?! You...wu...wu...!!!"

If Li Sinian hadn't quickly covered his mouth with his quick eyes and hands, the armored guard's long knife would have struck his neck.

Seeing the angry look on the armored guard's face, Li Sinian hurriedly handed Li Chuyi to Fang Junnan to hold him down. He walked up to apologize and said with a smile: "Master Bing, I'm sorry, this is my silly son. He comes from a small place and is a country boy." I’m ignorant, please forgive me!”

With that said, a hundred spirit stones were handed over, and the armored guard sneered and actually took them away.

"Hmph, I'm talking about one hundred spirit stones per person! This is the price for those who don't have a household registration in the imperial capital! But looking at your virtues, I doubt that you will disturb the security of the imperial capital, so the entry fee is doubled, two hundred per person. Spiritual stone!”

After speaking, he glanced at Li Chuyi and then at the three monsters hanging on him. The armored guard raised his nostrils provocatively.

"Also, the demon pet counts, it also has two hundred spirit stones!"

Li Chuyi was so angry. If Fang Junnan hadn't held him down, he really wanted to kill him with a sword.

Seeing that the armored guards around him looked over with very unkind eyes, Li Sinian quickly turned his head and slapped him.

"Son, if you continue to act silly, go back to your hometown. Don't embarrass me here!"

After saying that, he turned around and handed over a hundred spirit stones respectfully. Li Sinian smiled and said, "Don't be surprised, Master Bing. My son has a good talent, but his brain was damaged by someone a while ago, and his sanity is a bit... you know." Yes. We came to the imperial capital this time just to see if there is anyone who can treat him. Don’t take it personally for the previous confrontation! Don’t get me wrong about this hundred spirit stones. I know the rules of our imperial city. , these hundred spirit stones are actually a tribute to you and your brothers. Look at your brothers who are exposed to the sun on this hot day. I feel sorry for you, but there is nothing I can do to help you, so I can only show my respect to you. These spiritual stones will give you some relief from the heat, and bring you some good luck along the way!”

As he said this, he pushed his hand forward. The armored guard glanced at him, and his expression softened without leaving a trace on his sleeve.

"Well, you are very good. Those who don't know are not guilty. It's just a trivial matter. I won't take it to heart. But as an elder brother, I have to advise you. It is not easy for your son to cultivate to the soul. But in this situation, he wants to have a Taoist pregnancy. ...Difficult! Instead of spending money on this kind of waste, you might as well quickly find a Taoist with good qualifications to have another one. You also know that the brain is not easy to cure. I doubt that his soul is incomplete. of."

Li Chuyi was almost crazy with anger, while the others were almost crazy with laughter. Afraid of exposing any traces, Fang Junnan and Liu Mingxiu pushed Li Chuyi's head down together. The pain on his face made the armored guard mistake it for sadness, but they completely dispelled his doubts.

Li Sinian almost burst out laughing, grinning with all his strength, and said with a "painful" look on his face: "It's all his own flesh, not a kitten or puppy. I fed him up by pooping and peeing." , How can I just throw it away! Sigh, let’s try it first, if it doesn’t work, I’ll... ahem, I’ll try harder, ugh..."

"Oh, father's love knows no bounds!"

Li Sinian's performance was so realistic that the armored guard actually felt sympathy, patted Li Sinian's shoulder comfortingly, and then waved his hand very boldly.

"Forget it, there's no need for two hundred spiritual stones, it's still one hundred and one person! The money saved can be used to treat your child. Next time, remember not to let him come out to deal with others. There are countless nobles mixed with dragons and snakes in the imperial capital, but Not everyone is as easy to talk to as I am. Oh, by the way, one hundred for one hundred, your pet still counts. This is the rule, do you understand? "

"I know, I know, you are truly a saint. On behalf of my son's eight generations of ancestors, I would like to thank you!"

Li Sinian burst into tears of gratitude, ordered the Lingshi and handed it over, thinking that if this son of a bitch knew who Li Chuyi's eight ancestors were, how dare he accept such a gift.

The guard didn't suspect it, and he didn't hear Li Sinian's strange words. After seeing that the spirit stones were in order, he waved his hand and let him in. When he said goodbye, he looked deeply at Li Chuyi, his eyes full of regret.

Where is Li Chuyi?

He was so angry that he could only roll his eyes.

The conscience of heaven and earth, how has he ever been so angry since he fought in Mobei!

If he had known it, he would still hide his stupid cultivation. One has transcended the tribulation, two Taoist bodies, plus a butterfly and a dog that are comparable to transcending the tribulation, and himself who can’t tell the difference. Apart from the fact that Sanjo is a coward, who can’t scare him to death!

Now it's better, he got scolded in vain and became Li Sinian's stupid son. The more Li Chuyi thought about it, the more disgusted he became. Until now, he was still feeling worried and turned his head to glare at Li Sinian.

"Your brain was damaged!!!"

Li Sinian pulled his eyes out of a beautiful female cultivator with difficulty, smacked his lips with unfinished content, and then the old man looked at Li Chuyi, and finally had a good time.

"Are you still thinking about that?"

"Nonsense! I've become your son, thanks to Akira! Can your ugly face give birth to a handsome eldest son like me?"

"Well, it is difficult..."

Li Snian rubbed his chin.

"A son as fat as yours will probably have a difficult delivery, and he will be exhausted to death!"

“Me!( # ($!\u0026(\u0026 @!!!!”

He stretched out his hand to draw the sword, but Liu Mingxiu quickly hugged him with a smile, making him stop.

"Young Master, there are many people here, so don't miss the main business!"

"I know!"

Li Chuyi nodded aggrievedly, looked at the sideways crowd and rolled his eyes.

"What are you looking at? I've never seen my son quarreling with me? I've never seen him having a baby for fun!"

The crowd was stunned, and more people looked sideways. Li Sinian quickly pointed at his brain apologetically, and then raised his hands to everyone. Everyone suddenly understood, and turned around and left with sympathetic looks. The little fat man almost gritted his teeth. Broken.

"Okay, don't be angry. You're not at a loss. Didn't I greet that guy on behalf of your ancestors for eight generations?" Li Sinian came over and coaxed.

After saying this, Li Chuyi's anger subsided a bit, and he thought maliciously that if one day he really recognized that shit as his biological father, and then ordered all the troops to enter through the city gate in a mighty manner, then that person would Just thinking about the look on the armored guard's face made him want to urinate, and he shivered violently.

After a second thought, I decided to forget it. It doesn't matter if the father doesn't admit it. It's disgusting if he does. I don't know how troublesome it is.

"Young Master, what should we do now?" Fang Junnan approached and asked.

After thinking about it, the little fat man waved his hand: "Eat first!"

Li Sinian was startled: "Huh? Really delicious? Don't you want to go look for cicadas?"

"Nonsense! My master once said that people are like iron rice or steel. Fill your stomach before going to war! I haven't seen meat for more than half a year. I almost vomit after eating fruit every day. I want to eat meat!"

"Then Yu Yao..."

"The staff in the restaurant is the most complicated. I can ask for news while eating. That means I am anxious. If I try all the restaurants in the imperial capital, I can get the news about Yu Yao without asking. Do you believe it?"

After looking around and thinking about the size of the city he saw outside the city before entering the city, Li Sinian shook his head and sighed.

"It's difficult. Ten of you plus ten Fatty Hao may not be able to do it. This city is almost as big as the two Taixu Peaks. You two will probably be starved to death if you eat it all!"

Li Chuyi was startled, jumped up and slapped Li Sinian on the mouth, almost breaking his teeth.

"Shh, don't mention Taixu Peak, don't mention anything about Tianmen Mountain!"

Having made it clear that he wanted to avenge his personal grudges, Li Sinian nodded helplessly, thinking that I would still make a profit if I just slap you in the face and call you eldest son a few times.

"Where to eat?"

Li Chuyi said without hesitation: "Of course it is the largest and most luxurious restaurant!"

Li Sinian was stunned: "You don't care about money anymore?"

The little fat man looked at him puzzled: "You're treating me, why should I feel bad?"

"I.....!"

"Okay, just kidding."

Patting Li Sinian with a smile, Li Chu said: "I felt sorry before because the money was thrown away in vain. It cost a hundred spiritual stones to enter the door. It was robbery! Eating is different. When have you seen me? Saving money on food?”

“The overlord meal at Linxu Xiaozhu last time...”

"Shit, I paid you later!"

"I gave it to you, but you ran away first..."

“That’s not important, what’s important is that you gave me the money!”

He patted Li Sinian's shoulder hard to push back his words. Li Chuyi said seriously: "I was impulsive about the city gate matter. I admit my mistake, so I treat you to a drink! But it's not right for you to say that I am your son. I I’m very angry, so you have to treat me to a meal! So I have a proposal, let’s eat later, I’ll pay for the wine and you’ll pay for the meal. I’ll take care of your drinking and you’ll take care of my meal. What do you think?”

"I..."

"Very good, I knew you would agree! Brother Fang, Sister Xiu'er, let's go. Mr. Li, who is stupid and has a lot of money, is going to treat us to dinner today. Don't be polite to him, hahahahahaha!!"

Li Chuyi laughed and stepped forward, and Fang and Liu followed with smiles.

Li Sinian, who was left behind, stood there, looking at the retreating figures of several people and sighed helplessly.

"Fat man, your surname is Li too..."