Xuanhuan Invincible Brat
Chapter 370 The world of adults is really complicated
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Li Fei also felt a little funny looking at these two bastards, and although the Confucianism and Taoism were enemies, they were also interdependent.
Very well, I'm not asking you to die, I just need to write a few words.
They breathed a sigh of relief when they heard Li Fei say that.
I!
I!
This time the Confucian scholar and the old Taoist spoke together.
When the visitors saw the delicious food, they immediately took credit for it, scrambling to express themselves.
Are you robbing me? How can you be a bull-nosed man? Your writing is like an ant crossing a river!
how?
Float!
When the old Taoist heard this, he immediately became angry: I'll kill you!
The two glared at each other, their teeth itching with hatred, the Confucian scholar stopped pretending to be a refined scholar, and just started yelling.
You old wild priest!
The old man was not to be outdone: You rotten person! What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be!
Confucian scholars seem to have been cheated of wealth.
He went crazy with a cry, pointed at the old Taoist robe, jumped up and cursed, just like a shrew swearing at the street, that movement, that cleans up that posture, it's like performing a praying mantis catching cicadas, where is there any gentleman Confucianism Demeanor?
You dance like that?
I'll let you do it with one hand, come and hit me! The old man looked at the Confucian man provocatively.
Okay, you just have one hand, and I promise to cripple you!
The face of the old man turned black, and this scholar has a lot of eyes!
Li Fei shook his hands, and both of them had big bumps on their heads.
They swore that this was the first time they felt the most pain since they were born, and it was worse than death!
The two of them were still suffering from the pain and dared not quarrel anymore. How could they forget that there is such a big devil behind them! If the other party is upset, they may kill them all.
Two mentally handicapped! Since you can both write and write, come here together!
The visitor put his hands on his head, but he didn't dare to cry out, he could only groan a few times in pain. Li Fei waved his hand lightly at the gate plaque, and a sword slashed across it. The huge plaque was immediately cut off from the mountain gate. The cut surface was as smooth as a mirror. that plaque,
The handwriting was gone, as if it had returned to the way it was before the engraving.
Li Fei placed the plaque in front of him, and nodded in satisfaction.
Niubi, come here!
Yes! The old Taoist walked over, covering his head.
This is your Taoism, you write the first character on the left here.
The old man hurriedly nodded and agreed: What word?
magic.
The old Taoist didn't hesitate, he went up and danced like a dragon and a phoenix, and immediately completed a magic character. Not to mention, his brushwork contains Taoism, and the characters are natural, round and full, as if they were originally installed on a plaque.
Everyone was amazed, this font that contains the momentum of Taoism is not only good-looking but also contains a great way, people are deeply attracted by this favorite, and can't extricate themselves, even some monks in the Nascent Soul stage thought that you were hungry and broke through the handwriting directly !
Good word! The peddler who had just regarded Li Fei as a negative teaching material just now couldn't help but blurted out. The whole audience was just discussing in a low voice, and he was the only one who couldn't control his emotions because of his low cultivation.
As soon as he said it, he regretted it. There are tens of thousands of people here! Why do you owe me so much?
When Li Fei looked at him, his whole body was cold as if he had fallen into an ice cave.
At this moment, he wanted to bite off his tongue, or give him a chance, he wanted to bite off his tongue when he was born! If you are slow, you will be courting death!
Li Fei glanced at him lightly and skipped it directly: It is indeed a good word! Niubi, you can step back.
The old Taoist responded, and hurriedly stepped back, sweating all over his head, but he was also complacent. This magic word was transformed by his lifelong cultivation, even if some strong men on the fourth floor of the Mahayana stage saw it, they would be stunned by others. I am deeply impressed.
And the peddler felt extremely tormented at this time, but he also breathed a sigh of relief.
The demon lord didn't kill me? Oh my god! Did I get lucky? Maybe the other party doesn't even bother to kill a small character like me who is not as good as mud?
Anyway, I finally survived!
Suck~~~
He gasped, and wanted to leave here, but found that his feet had long been numb, his whole body was cold, and he couldn't control himself at all. His legs were so weak that he couldn't even take a step.
It's too scary! Just one look made me terrified, and I had to know that no matter what, I was still a character above the fifth floor of the fusion stage! But still can't resist the other party's eyes!
The son beside him tugged at his sleeve: Daddy, is this little brother doing the right thing? Can I not learn from him?
The peddler was taken aback!
He hurriedly covered his mouth: What do children know! This is Lord Demon Lord, even if you can be a hair of his, it would be smoke from our ancestors! Lord Demon Lord is not only a strong man, but also He is a model for our human race!
The child was a little confused: Then should I follow my little brother as an example?
I'm still talking about it? The Demon Master is so perfect, if you don't learn from him, I'll kill you!
Oh... The child responded, and then muttered softly: The world of adults is so complicated, you scold people for a while, and you have to learn for a while... I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to grow up. When I grow up, I will...
Regardless of them, Li Fei continued to talk to the Confucian scholars on the side.
You write the word door on the right.
Just as the Confucian scholar was about to make a move, he was taken aback.
This is wrong! Just now Niubi wrote a magic word, and then he wrote a door, isn't it a magic door to beg you?
Could it be...
The Confucian scholar came to his senses, sweating profusely! If I wrote this, wouldn't it mean that I was the devil? The face of the rental period is also an accomplice in sharpening the blade! They are very particular about Confucianism and Taoism. This is a big taboo for deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors!
His hands trembled a little, and even the magic weapon of the brush that he took out of his sleeve shook along with it.
Is it really an enemy of Confucianism in the whole world? Even if I am not a demon, who will think highly of me in the future? My Confucianism's 'official career' is over!
He turned around and said to Li Fei submissively: Senior, can Xiaosheng not write?
What do you think? Li Fei said calmly, but his eyes told him that the other party took him for a fool.
Confucian scholar sighed, I know...
He turned around again, and kept saying some famous quotes from saints.
The sky is above, the earth is below, and I am in the middle.
Please give me some advice for this confused lamb!
The Confucian scholar quickly pressed these with great grief, and then a dry flower escaped gorgeously from his arms.
Write. Tear off a petal.
Don't write. Tear off another petal.
Write.
Do not write.
... until the end, tearing off the last petal is not writing!
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