Xuanhuan Invincible Brat
Chapter 195 Best Bragging Golden Donkey Award
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How did this little girl get involved in this matter!
You say that you fungus can't become a spirit, it's fine, but the snail spirit is so inferior, and the war hasn't happened yet, what happened to you here? Hand over the history book and let me see if that's okay! I make a draft before blowing!
It seems that if you tell a lie, you have to cover it with bigger things! Blow it to the end!
Li Fei felt that he was going further and further down the road of bragging, and he couldn't turn back!
However, what's the point of life if you can't brag about it?
Now the great cause of bragging is imminent, and I swear to carry the great cause of bragging to the end!
As the saying goes, to send the Buddha to the West, how can I 'live up' to the expectations of such a beautiful fairy lady?
Li Fei cleared his throat and said indignantly: At that time, there were all kinds of ethnic groups, and almost all the alien races from the entire Southern Wilderness Continent came! As for the reason, I also questioned them righteously!
At that time I said, why do you have to kill my Spirit Race? The other party replied, crooked ways, I hate it alone, the world hates it! Everyone gets it! I was not happy at the time, I shouted angrily Shaking the sky! They were trembling with fright! Only then did I say: My spirit clan is the darling of the heavenly way. ... ah that
The individual Spirit Race will eventually stand on the top of the world!
If the Fire Emperor found out that Li Fei used his tricks to fool the little girl, he would probably be so angry that he would kick the coffin boards to pieces, and the grass on the grave would not be able to hold it down!
Li Fei continued righteously and awe-inspiringly said: Especially I, Li Fei, a majestic seven-foot man, stand upright, how can I do such a thing? As long as I am here, you will never want to destroy every plant and tree of my spirit clan! Unless you come from me step over the dead body!
After Li Fei said this, he said: I think it's because the trees attract the wind, you know, they all want to occupy the land of our spirit clan!
What Li Fei was talking about was not blushing and not heartbeating. If there was any Cannes International Bragging Festival, Li Fei would definitely win the statuette, winning the Golden Horse, Golden Rooster, Hundred Flowers, Golden Donkey and other awards.
If there were ten people in the system, he would definitely drag someone across the red carpet to the podium.
This time, the winner of the Golden Donkey Award for the best blowjob in the universe is... (Music starts~)
boom boom boom~
thump thump thump thump!
Li Xiaofei!
For Yuqing, who is out of her boudoir, Li Fei instantly becomes the heroes in the book in her heart!
She has never heard such powerful and powerful words, people on the earth may laugh out loud, but for Wang Yuqing, who has just grown up and is ignorant, it is all true! It is exactly the same as the records in the books I have read!
Especially Li Fei's acting skills and Yuqing often read some famous allusions, and immediately believed in Li Fei.
She thought about it too, which continent has no war? Isn't war all caused by greed? Although she has never experienced any war, she has been familiar with various classics since she was a child, and even asked her father to bring him various books from other places for her to read.
She doesn't want to build gold, silver, jewelry, beautiful jade and fairy grass, she only likes to hear anecdotes and stories, and some interesting rumors and records of foreign countries. Seeing Li Fei's impassioned words, the little girl's blood boiled immediately. She was locked up in the temple of Nuo Da since she was a child and grew up. She never went out once. Because she is a princess, she has never experienced any wars. Her existence is still the same as that of the ancient earth, and the value of the princess is
It is to win over power with courtiers and relatives, or to choose to marry an enemy country and become relatives to maintain peace.
Her fate was apparently the same.
So when she heard that Li Fei was also of her own race and had returned from an adventure in another continent, her eyes lit up immediately, her little face flushed with excitement, and she couldn't wait to say to Li Fei, Tell me what the outer continent is like. Looks like it!
Also, how did you fight the enemy bravely with my father back then? I never knew that my father was also a hero! My father is usually so serious, so he is still a great hero! You are too good at hiding.
Li Fei was speechless for a while, this little girl really got involved in this matter!
Li Fei quickly changed the subject.
Okay, the outside is huge! Don't talk about other things, just the building, it's much, much better than this pigsty-like temple!
Pigsty? Aren't the pigs free-range? Why are they penned? The little girl asked with her eyes full of doubts, tilting her head.
Um... as expected, just like the crocodile head, a pure primitive! Li Fei muttered in a low voice, and then he talked about what a pigsty is, as well as interesting stories about humanities in Yuntian Continent, mountains, rivers and seas, and even some interesting and interesting things on the earth. Beautiful and magical things are said again.
Hearing this, the little girl was smiling, so excited that she couldn't control herself.
At the end of the talk, Li Fei also told her many interesting anecdotes and anecdotes, and many of them were learned from TV, such as Charlotte's troubles and many classic movie stories of Master Xing. Li Fei said it in a humorous tone, and the funny little girl was very happy.
It caused the other party to giggle.
Li Fei has been intentionally or unintentionally letting Yuqing lead the way.
By the way, where is our Treasure Pavilion? I almost forgot. I remember that I was studying there that year! I really want to go and see it!
Okay, I'll take you there! Yuqing hurriedly looked at Li Fei affectionately, she felt that such a sentimental person in such a small body like Li Fei must be a person who values emotions!
...
When Li Fei walked into the Treasure Pavilion with a smile, he was immediately dumbfounded.
Spicy, that Yuqing, isn't this the Treasure Pavilion? Why is there nothing?
Oh, this place has been abandoned for a long time, and the treasures have been moved away long ago. I think you must be talking about the old Treasure Pavilion, so I will bring you here. How about it? Be happy! Yu Qingtian said sincerely Looking at Li Fei with a smile on his face.
Open...Happy! Li Fei quickly turned his mournful face into a happy bee, but he secretly cried in his heart, what a big-headed ghost to be happy! I'm not a happy ghost!
By the way, where is our new Treasure Pavilion? Take me there quickly. Li Fei looked at Yuqing with a calm expression.
Ah? Don't you miss this place, young master? Unexpectedly, young master is also a person who misses old love! Yuqing's small face moved with some doubts.
Of course I'm a nostalgic person! And I almost lost my mind! I can't forget the past several times, and I even wanted to cut my hair and commit suicide! Cut your hair and commit suicide? Obviously, Yuqing is not a fool. Li Fei said sadly, Every month I always feel depressed for a few days, lamenting the past, and doubting life! Whenever this time, I will find someone to cut off my head, but he is kind, just cut off my head. shorten my hair to show
persuasion.
Give me a try by cutting your fucking hair and committing suicide! If you shave the green skin, you can die. If the hospital is closed, I will take your surname! By the way, my name is Hua Tuo!
There is no one who can talk about a haircut as if it could be followed by a guillotine! But now, my feelings follow the treasures in the Treasure Pavilion, ah~ I mean the transfer of the Treasure Pavilion has also moved with it. This place can no longer evoke all my memories and longings. You still have to bring Let me go and see the new Treasure Pavilion! Maybe I can find my true self there!
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