Xiao Huanxi: I am Fang Yifan

A good night’s sleep.

Fang Yifan was half-dreaming and waking up, and suddenly felt a slap on his butt, which hurt a little.

“Fang Yifan, get up, you are in your third year of high school, and you are still sleeping lazy.”

“Get up!”

Another slap, Fang Yifan really opened his sleepy eyes, and saw Fang’s mother Tong Wenjie going to pull the curtains.

He rubbed his butt, and his hands were really strong.

“What time is it, I’ll sleep again!” Fang Yifan’s head was buried in the bed.

“What to sleep in, we didn’t sleep well all night, but you slept beautifully.”

“Don’t think you can relax if you turn into an art school.”

“Fang Yifan, I tell you, no matter how good the talent is, you have to work hard.”

“……”

Fang Yifan only felt that there were 100,000 words of flies buzzing in his ears, lifted the quilt, knelt on the bed, and clasped his hands together.

“Mom, I’m wrong, don’t nag, I’ll get up right away.”

In his previous life, he could also say, and arguing with two sentences could instantly be full of chicken blood and burst with combat effectiveness.

When you meet such a mother, recognition is the best way out.

“Just know it’s wrong, hurry up and wash and eat.” Tong Wenjie nodded in satisfaction.

“Okay!” Fang Yifan was ordered to hurry away from Tong Wenjie.

After washing, on the dinner table, Fang’s father Fang Yuan said casually:

“What are the programs of your school pledge meeting today?”

Before Fang Yifan could speak, Fang Mama Tong Wenjie next to him glared at her husband and said:

“What show would you like to watch? Are you supposed to participate in kindergarten parent-child activities? ”

“I’ll tell you Fang Yuan, your son is in the third year of high school, you have to tighten your nerves, don’t hang your son all day long.”

“He used to be so jumpy, you brought it all badly.”

“……”

The father and son gasped in unison, looked at each other, and then lowered their heads to eat silently.

This morning, the anger is too big.

Can’t mess with it, can’t afford to mess with it!

After eating, when he went out, Tong Wenjie walked in front to lead the wind, and the father and son nestled in the back and muttered softly.

“What’s the matter, Dad, usually my mother is not like this, you stimulated her again last night?” Fang Yifan asked.

“You child, how do you speak, I almost didn’t offer her as an ancestor every day!”

“Your mother didn’t sleep most of the night, endocrine disorder!” Fang Yuan skimmed Tong Wenjie’s back and said thoughtfully.

“You guys are good people in your forties and fifties, can you be more mature, a little broken, as for not sleeping for half a night?”

“It’s really like you who have no heart and no lungs, you can’t live to the full moon!”

“If you can live safely until the third year of high school, thank me and your mother for being naïve and naïve!”

“Actually give birth to a child to find excitement for yourself, without you we don’t live too dashingly now…”

Fang Yuan squinted at Fang Yifan and said.

Fang Yifan shut up instantly, this one seemed to have not slept for half a night, and the endocrine disorder was also out.

Can’t afford to mess with it!

Riding on the Ford, the family rushed to the Equinox Middle School.

The fifth ring road is still a little far from the school, it takes about forty or fifty minutes, and the round trip is an hour and a half.

“Mom, it’s not a matter of rushing early every day?” Fang Yifan sighed and said.

He didn’t work yet, so he first experienced the hardship of getting up early to work in Yanjing.

The key is that he works so hard, and no one pays him.

“What do you want to say?” Tong Wenjie glanced at Fang Yifan in the back row through the rearview mirror in the car.

“Look, Mom, it’s a senior in high school now, how precious is time?” Fang Yifan began to do ideological work for Fang’s mother in advance.

“Let’s go to school, go back and forth for an hour and a half, and when Lei Er comes, the two of us add up to three hours.”

“This is not just waste, it is murder? Can you endure this? ”

Unfortunately, Tong Wenjie didn’t take this stubble at all, and Fang’s father Fang Yuan also looked out the car window, as if he had never heard of it.

“Mom, what do you think?” Fang Yifan asked hard, he couldn’t waste a bunch of words just now.

“I think Shuxiang Yayuan is very good, what do you think?” Tong Wenjie raised his eyebrows and said.

“We are not a mother and son, we have a soul, Shuxiang Yayuan is opposite the school, two steps away, the most suitable.”

“It’s still very suitable for you to go to and from school with Eiko, isn’t it?” Tong Wenjie asked kindly.

Fang Yifan felt that a storm was coming, and he felt that he could still save it:

“Mom, where do you want to go, I don’t mean that, I feel like wasting time every day, it’s a pity…”

“I’ll tell you Fang Yifan, you gave me this heart to die…”

Tong Wenjie glared at Fang Yifan through the rearview mirror, and roared sharply without warning:

“People Yingzi is the first in the school, and the goal is Qingbei!”

“You are a little careful not to stop me, you dare to delay people’s learning, I can’t kill you!”

“I know, I know, I really didn’t think so much, don’t keep misunderstanding me, okay?”

“Whether it’s a misunderstanding or not, you know it in your own heart.”

“Are you really your own mother, the two of you held the wrong child back then, right?” Fang Yifan muttered.

“I can’t wait to hold the wrong one, I and your father, how can I say that they are all key universities, give birth to you, genetic mutation?”

“Did we destroy the world in our last life or did we lose our conscience, and we should suffer this sin?”

“You can’t learn Yingzi, let us worry less and live the ancestors!”

“You didn’t say that last night!”

Fang Yifan muttered softly.

Women are really fickle!

He felt that he was a human in two lifetimes, and no one Tong Wenjie could say.

Wouldn’t that be a talent?

System Dad, do you have any quarrel skills?

Urgently needed, online, etc.!

Fang Yifan asked in his mind….

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PS: Today’s first change, today’s ten more sent, I don’t know if there is spare power, the author Jun as much as possible, other data skyrocketing additions, will find a time to uniformly explain, no accident, will be in these two days and ten changes after the third day, unified addition, cheeky continue to ask for flowers and collections, and then roll off the codeword (manual dog head) ……