Witch for All 1994

In the old factory area, the Hamster Brand Arms Flagship Store is doing a booming business.

"Customize 10 chain swords, remember to bring the skull, the skull is the most important."

"...Big order, 60,000 rounds of compressed fireball paper ammunition, and 300 breech-loading guns. Remember to make it British style!"

"... 5 12-pound cannons, 12 triple cannons, and 5,000 wooden mines, which are as powerful as a level 2 spell."

Looking at the hamster shop where a large number of witches were queuing up, Jiang Han felt a little queasy in his heart. He first reprimanded in his mind, "Cena, why does this shop want me to queue up?" and then muttered, "My time is money." Friends, I finally lined up with gritted teeth and determination!

Just because there is a sign at the door of the store [35% big promotion, buy 1 and get 1.85714 pieces free! 】

The Advertising and Market Supervision Department of the Witch Agency requires that discounts in any promotional activities must be accurate to 5 digits after the decimal point! It’s not allowed to say ‘30% off and say buy 1 get 2 free’, you have to say ‘buy 1 get 2.33333’!

Jiang Han stood in the queue in the store and heard a noise behind him. He turned around and saw six or seven more witches walking in and joining the queue.

Gee, there are so many witches who are greedy for discounts! Jiang Han himself did the same. He smiled at the witch looking behind him and turned back.

Thump thump thump!

There was a sound of hurried footsteps. Jiang Han turned his head again and saw two clerks running over with a large bundle of carpets. They pushed it next to the queue channel and the carpet bundle slowly unfolded, as if with some small special effects. Rows of comfortable sofas and coffee tables grew up. After the entire row of sofas and coffee tables floated up, they floated up a little more, and a conveyor belt grew under the carpet below.

The clerk showed her fangs and smiled brightly:

"Please use the sofa and coffee table. Because the queue is too long, we have used a conveyor belt to arrange the sofa. Please wait patiently. We will definitely provide you with the most complete service."

Ouch... Even though he was used to the witch's weird technology or magic products, this transmission belt still felt strange to Jiang Han.

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After enjoying Huishan black tea, forestland matcha cookies, Nancheng sea salt cookies, and a small half box of water chestnut flour sponge cake, the conveyor belt moved again, and it was finally Jiang Han's turn.

She was still a little reluctant to let go.

When I got off the sofa and the conveyor belt, I was glanced at by the store clerk with a look that looked after the little witch.

I guess I have never seen those witches eat so much while waiting in line, right?

Jiang Han guiltily turned his gaze, glanced behind him, and found that most of the witches were also eating, so he suddenly became more courageous! He straightened his chest and raised his head, feeling unhappy, and ran to the counter under the loving gaze of the clerk.

"...Miss, Miss, please, please don't go directly to the counter. You haven't looked at the goods yet." The clerk has undergone professional training. If she didn't laugh so hard that she couldn't breathe, she would never laugh!

Jiang Han blushed and ran back to the conveyor belt again. Blushing, he raised his chest and raised his head:

"Well, Ma, I'm sorry to bother you."

The clerk almost couldn't stand upright with laughter. She smoothed her long hair and took a deep breath:

"Pfft...cough cough cough..."

Still choked!

After a second or two, she straightened up, with an expression of 'nothing happened', and led Jiang Han towards the retro display stand.

There are spheres floating on the display table, displaying weapons, and there is automatically floating parchment next to it to display the parameters. The parchment also has a quill, and from time to time, you can correct a few parameters, or write a few new ones. transformation.

The clerk pointed to the chain sword floating on the first counter and introduced it enthusiastically:

"Chainsword! The flagship product of our Hamster brand is as famous as our tobacco! It has more destructive power than level 2 spells, is simple and easy to use, and will not let you down in terms of continuous destructive power. And As a magic weapon, it comes with two excellent melee specialties, 'cleave' and 'bloody pursuit'."

"Simply the best partner for hunting natives from other worlds!"

Jiang Han had no interest in this kind of weapon. She didn't want to wield a chain sword. As a short witch, wouldn't holding such a weapon make people laugh?

However, a good tutor did not allow her to refute anything, she just smiled and nodded.

Seeing that she didn't have good feedback, the clerk immediately changed her tune and said:

"Of course, it is normal that an elegant and charming lady like you, Miss, may not like this weapon very much, but this weapon is simple and practical, and even the servant army can quickly learn its use, and this is what we A flagship product sold into the multiverse..."

For military use by servants? Jiang Han was a little interested now, "Oh?" ’ made a sound?

After receiving the feedback, the store clerk immediately followed up on this point:

"And the military version for servants is very low-cost, cheap and beautiful, and the maintenance methods are very simple... Oh, by the way! We also provide customization services and can specially make an elegant and beautiful chain sword, so what do you think? "

The Chain Sword of the Servant Army costs 77 yuan a piece, which is 26.95 yuan after discount. It can be called a good bargain.

Jiang Han also customized a chain sword suitable for a petite figure. It costs 998 yuan, which is 349.3 yuan after discount.

You can see how much money the witch has to spend just to save face!

If they don't want to lose face, they can naturally wield the military version of the servant. But...but that's not really decent, and it's really not on the table. Therefore, the high price of the 'Witch Edition' is a choice that both buyers and sellers are willing to pay!

After finalizing the first deal, Jiang Han decided to quote a 35% discount to a 40% discount, stealing half of the price difference!

She earned two or three custom-made chain swords with just one move. No wonder being a buyer is lucrative! This is oil and water! All oil, no water.

The more you buy, the more you earn! It's a pity that the study group's servant army only totals more than 300 demons. Any more would be too expensive and difficult to bring over... Jiang Han thought happily.

In fact, for her small profit, some witches (such as Angelette) came to quote the price. In the end, the witch should quote the 35% discount into a 125% premium!

The witch of capitalism is so cruel!

Don't give witches such a good opportunity. If you give them such a chance, they will bleed - it is best to supervise each other, otherwise the witch will let you know what fire consumption is...

After buying some melee weapons, the next series of counters finally arrived at beautifully crafted breech-loading guns.

There is a barrel with silver patterns and crystals, a retro wooden stock, a sight made of brass and a magic concave mirror, and a petite gun bag full of elegance.

Jiang Han could hardly move his gaze away, his eyes fixed on this retro toy.

The clerk smiled knowingly and introduced:

"A breech-loading gun, a classical weapon, a universal weapon in the 1810 era, the Irene era. It is loaded with fireball paper ammunition that can be used as a level 3 spell. The most classic tactic of our witches back then was to use such a weapon to make up for a lot of additional damage. The witch has the problem of insufficient magic power, and at the same time, she invests all her magic power in functional spells.”

"Just a hundred years ago, more than hundreds of thousands of witches rode on broomsticks, Pegasus and griffins, holding breech-loading guns, shooting at the endless army of servants and enemy witches, and using various spells to mislead opponent."

"Just a hundred years ago, the witch also used this method to destroy the entire layer of the abyss. Even a weak witch is a nightmare for most aliens after being equipped with such a weapon."

"Of course, it's a pity that the witch's magic power has evolved to a certain extent. Even a witch with weak magic power can release the fireball technique, causing this weapon to gradually disappear from the battlefield. Instead, our wands have become our main weapon."

What a pity! A breech-loading gun, such a romantic weapon, would be replaced by a staff... Jiang Han swallowed.

The clerk next to him seemed to be able to read minds and said with a smile:

"Almost all witches, all witches will buy a firearm like this for their collection, or to carry it when hunting in other worlds."

She paused and said:

"Although we also provide the servant army version, the witches all use the customized version..."

At this time, facing this handicraft-like weapon, Jiang Han could only express his feelings with those words in his heart, which only appeared during the "Platform Big Promotion":

Shut.the.'F'word.up, \u0026.take.my.money!