Witch for All 1994

After secretly selling Xueman Sky Island to Irene, Jiang Han didn't do anything extra.

It is not easy to be a witch who is good at interacting among top witches (Jiang Han firmly resists the word social butterfly.).

Every top witch is emotional and pervertedly rational, such as Ketus, who is crying and still in the mood to observe other people's reactions.

Their acquired or innate ability to think in multiple dimensions makes their emotional expressions less and less like 'human beings'.

They can lament the passing of life and become artistic young women.

But at the same time, they will be curious whether it would be more delicious to make those lost lives into dinner...

After revealing part of the information and attracting Irene's attention, Jiang Han did not add anything more. She knew clearly in her heart:

According to the witch's urine, the dragon probably only had the option of 'join or die'.

According to Jiang Han's opinion, it is best for the dragon with medium divine power to die... because she feels that if Irene kills the dragon, depending on his character and impartiality, he may use some of the dragon's treasures as intelligence. The fee is paid to myself, and all I have to do is act stupidly and accept it sweetly.

Of course, things never go that smoothly.

Unless she secretly added some other words or something...but all top witches have the character of 'not what you think, but what I think'.

So Jiang Han had no choice but to give up his preparations for the war.

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After the promotion was successful, Jiang Han received a text message from Anjie.

[Famous French star: Sister Han, will you watch Kraken’s knockout debut with me, Irene, and Li Lis tonight? 】

It must be said that although Angelite and Kraken are not from the same road, they still have a sisterly relationship and are very concerned about Kraken's victory or defeat.

Jiang Han suspected that if Kraken died suddenly on the spot, Anjie might kneel down in the living room and become a real good sister.

But I still agreed.

The reason is that she also wants to watch the competition, and she would feel particularly happy watching it with Irene and Li Lisi.

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At night, the witch's life has just begun.

In Jiang Han's cabin on Xuenan Lake Sky Island, Li Lisi, wearing furry dragon puppet pajamas, opened a bottle of beer.

"cheers."

She shouted, and Irene and Anjie also toasted together. Only Jiang Han was holding a bottle of pineapple juice malt wine and looking at the beer in the hands of the three witches with a confused look on his face.

She was banned from drinking!

Not allowed to drink real alcohol, but only juice...

But something is better than nothing... Jiang Han was half a beat too late and still raised his glass:

"cheers."

After drinking a gulp and eating some juicy dragon steak to go with the wine, Angelette, who was wearing a star-print nightgown, relaxed and swayed her feet in cotton socks, holding the remote control to turn on the screen. .

The announcement before the start of the game was an advertisement for Li Lisi to promote a certain brand of Griffon car. Because Li Lisi always acted like a dead horse, and the color of her main promotion was black Gryphon car, it looked like she was promoting a funeral car.

Since they are all sisters (doubtful?), Anjie complained bluntly:

"Selling cars makes you lose face, selling flowers makes you lose face. Are you [intensely speaking]?"

Anjie and Li Lisi had a relationship of commentating on games together. They were considered friends and they were not polite in their words.

The corner of Li Lisi's mouth twitched, and she racked her brains to say:

"Minato!"

Perhaps her vocabulary does not support the overly complicated yin and yang, so she is straightforward, revenge for revenge, and revenge for resentment.

Irene, who was wearing an orange good-girl nightgown, covered her ears with her hands to express that she couldn't bear to hear the vulgar words, but she said in a sinister tone:

"It seems that no great witch in my era dared to scold me to my face."

At the same time, she smiled brightly, with a hint of 'little sister, can you do it?' in her half-closed eyes. 'a feeling of.

Jiang Han and Aileen sat together, also smiling brightly, although she acted silly. She added:

"The world's best witch?"

He also gave me a look:

‘Anjie, you’re not very good at it. ’

Fortunately, Anjie was an old yin and yang and didn't care at all about the two feuding people. She didn't perform the 'Pokémon Battle of Immediate Relatives' with Li Lisi. The two of them blew half a bottle of beer each to make a truce.

After a lot of tossing, the game finally entered the warm-up phase, and the choice of commentary stream popped up on the TV.

As the witch who controls the remote control, Angelette directly chose the Chinese stream:

"Miss Li and Sister Han are Chinese, 2:1, and they speak Chinese."

Li Lisi felt that this was An Jie's favor. She was happy, but suddenly she felt a little dazed and felt something was wrong:

"Wait a minute, aren't there four of us in the room?"

Anjie raised the corners of her mouth and said:

"Irene has no country."

Irene opened her mouth, then closed it again, her eyes shifted, and she fell silent.

Silence is the Cambridge tonight...Jiang Han almost laughed, Anjie has always been good at disgusting people.

The Chinese stream commentators are still Yu Sitong and Dorothy Jordan.

Today, Yu Sitong also put on a strapless evening dress. It was pink and tender, and became more and more beautiful.

Miss Dorothy, on the other hand, looked a bit haggard, and her face, which originally had some flesh, had lost weight.

Her eyes were blurry, and she looked like she was being defended by the whole court again. She probably lost half a circle because she dribbled the ball too many times. She was also wearing a skirt suit with a suit jacket, without even a tie, and the two buttons on the inner shirt were also open, revealing her delicate collarbones.

The whole person looks like a sick flower boy.

Looking at this mental state, Teacher Yu Sitong knew that she would be the one to make the opening remarks today:

"Welcome to the first day of the Eileen Cup knockout round. I am the commentator Yu Sitong, and this is my partner Dorothy Jordan... Oops, Kraken versus Historia, Dorothy, what are you doing? What do these two people think?"

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When explaining Hu Kan, Angelette, the encyclopedia of witches, also gave a more detailed account of the three of them:

"I think you all should know Kraken's message. Historia is relatively mysterious. She is a ghost witch who comes from the abyss and is the witch transformation of a certain devil lord. According to historical records, she has a total of The Great Witch-level witch has fought 2457 times, and the top witch 917 times. She has challenged the great witch Miss Horton, but most of her battle records are recorded in paper documents, so you have never heard of her very famous reputation. normal."

There is no hidden power among witches.

All powerful witches must have a fighting resume from childhood to adulthood. There must be records and traces to follow.

No matter how mysterious, strange, or elusive the witch is, she is bound to leave traces.

As the most powerful of the witches, Anjie not only possesses military power, her knowledge is unmatched by other witches, and her intelligence source is also the best in the world.

She has a deep understanding of this relatively mysterious witch:

"…She is skilled in conjurations, prophecies, protection and psionics."

Jiang Han fell in love with it as soon as she heard it. She was also half a psychic expert, so she was just in time to see how the top psychic witches played in the game.

So she concentrated on picking up the cup and took a big sip, looking at the screen intently.

Witches in night battles are real witches. As witches who love to engage in surprise battles all year round, the level of night battles cannot be higher. And although the competition has just started this year, it is still the "end of the version", and various tactics have become extremely mature. .

Kraken was wearing a navy blue robe with a silver-gray body stocking combat uniform underneath, and was holding a long staff.

And her opponent, Historia, is a somewhat active ghost witch.

She has a pink appearance, not too tall height, and wears a classic red and black Gothic skirt. Her hand with socks on her hands holds a flintlock-style alien staff, and her golden eyes sparkle with a charming light.

Naturally, the pre-game trash talk session was also included.

Unlike someone like Ah Lin who is addicted to food, Kraken's onmyoji is obviously one level higher:

"Isn't this our old friend Historia from Hell? How is it? How is your hometown doing lately?"

Historia smiled softly and drawled:

“Sister Kraken—are you a siren or a sea monster?”

In the battle between hermaphrodites and yin-yang people, the ghost witch, a creature with enough yin energy, takes the lead first.

Kraken's Everlasting Eyes were already shining brightly, and he was about to freeze the ghost witch and sink her into the river just before the game started.

The two of them talked angrily and trash-talked for a while, then the referee fired a fireball that hit the ground cleanly.

Night had a bonus for all the witches, and the referee also did a lot of work. He fired a quick fireball to the ground, and even the commentator almost couldn't react.

The moment the fireball landed, the shadow of a clock flashed around Historia, and with a click, the colorful spells around her were cast.

Teacher Yu Sitong shouted directly:

"Time acceleration, a subtle and fast spell, Historia took the lead..."

Dorothy shouted at the same time:

"The psychic witch who poked Mu Niang, and NM is trying to accelerate time to take the lead? Kraken will be killed by me!"

——Dorothy was often beaten first by the psychic witch, and for a while she was almost autistic.

Angelette also explained immediately:

"Hour stops (hours slow down or hours added) do not count as hang-ups."

In the end, the witch's words revealed a sense of schadenfreude. She was probably happy to see Kraken being rushed...

When Historia took the lead on the field, there was a series of sporadic spell attacks. Various dirty spells such as 'Charm', 'Pink Temptation' and 'Spiritual Desire' were thrown at her. .

While suppressing Kraken's counterattack, she completely seized the right to take the initiative, and then made a move that even Angelite did not expect.

The ghost witch in the red and black gothic skirt turned cutely and cutely, and a large amount of magic brilliance exploded:

"Legendary Mage Armor!"

Get the shield first!

Everyone in Anjie was dumbfounded:

"ha?"

Li Lisi also looked shocked, and Irene even said a very unladylike 'what'.

They have all seen the most determined fast break in the world, but never such a determined bus.

At the same time, Historia fired 15 rounds of protective spells and summoned the undead, transforming into a bus driver, leaving Kraken stunned.

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Five hours later, the first game of this Bo5 Witch game ended with Kraken trailing 1:0.

Jiang Han felt tired and quietly looked around him. Angelette is playing on her mobile phone, Irene is playing games, and Lilith...

Jiang Han looked over and saw Li Lisi, wearing dragon puppet pajamas, staring at the TV without making a sound.

She stopped breathing!

Entering the dragon witch's sleep-only state of turtle breath!