Witch for All 1994

...Jiang Han spent 1,200 yuan in a daze on a super luxurious special customized ingredient package, cooked by a giant cat lantern.

Not only did he eat it himself, he also fed it to the giant cats, and even to the silly smiling golden retriever dog girl.

...Jiang Han dazedly applied for a membership card for Langka and added a small top-up of 50,000 yuan.

I didn't want to do it at first, but when I saw the silly golden retriever dog girl holding the card in her red lips, I decided to do it.

...Finally, Jiang Han customized a comprehensive set of squash teaching materials and purchased support T-shirts with silly golden retriever images, which totaled about 1,000 yuan.

I don't want to buy anything at all, but I feel that if I don't buy these things from Golden Retriever Dog Girl, it might lower the opponent's average turnover per game. I am here to gather information, there is no need to lower other people’s data...

…

"Meow! Has the cat been fooled?"

Jiang Han happily brought his membership card and squash teaching materials, laughing and chatting with the giant cats [Sister Michelle is an honest witch, but a little silly, and she is afraid that she will suffer from her colleagues in the wolf cafe].

And just as she said this, Lin Zhaojun, who was sleeping on the upper bunk, touched his chin and chatted with Du Lingxuan about a fable.

Probably,

There was a stupid cat who paid nearly 70,000 yuan to a golden retriever whom he had never met before, which was close to the monthly output of three middle-class witches, and then played squash with him for a day. Is this a top-notch silly cat?

Du Lingxuan's answer was: "Oh, I'm Di Lin, you are right. Especially when this silly cat is patronized, it only costs more than a thousand a day. Hehehe, he can afford this for one day. Stupid cat for more than fifty days, huh?"

"..."

Jiang Han's facial expression at this time can be described in six words plus three exclamation points, [Warning! warn! warn! 】.

Beep beep beep!

Jiang Han puffed up his face and finally realized his stupidity.

"Meow-o-o-o-o-o! I'm obviously here to get information, meow-o-o-o-o-o!"

She let out a huge giant cat scream.

Alessa, who was meditating with her eyes closed, opened her eyes and shook her head: "That's what the witches of Langka are like. If you chat with them, you will soon be captured by their sincerity and obediently pay for it. Although They are all very sincere witches, but it is undeniable that this characteristic makes it very easy for them to get money from little witches like you."

"well said!"

Du Lingxuan said that she was turning on the computer as if she wanted to review something with Ah Lin.

At the same time, she added: "By the way, blind, how do you know so clearly? Could it be, hehe, you are also the little witch who was paid, right?"

"..."

Blind Bao remained silent, as if he had never lived.

Jiang Han rubbed his face vigorously.

"Cat Dora!" she shouted, "did you, Cat Philia, figure out anything?"

"Meow! It's less than a day! Meow! It will take a while for the cats to create big data. Don't worry, the cats have already recorded Ms. Michelle's body data in the notebook!"

Cat Doula was playing the witch card. When she turned her head as she spoke, the giant scholar and giant cat Lantern Maowen next to her opened her eyes wide and secretly looked over at Cat Doula's hand. The circle flow of giant cats also depends on the region. For example, if Jiang Han is currently physically close to Ji Haijun and the others, then Jiang Han's cat paws will naturally be closer to Ji Haijun's cat paws.

It just so happened that the two parties were playing the witch card together and boasting about the cat skin.

It would be best if you can have a meal together, meow!

…

The promises made by the Giant Cat Lanterns are pretty reliable, as long as you take into account the crotch-stretching coefficient of the Giant Cat Lanterns.

Many times the giant cats don't [abandon their promises], but they pull their hips and [cannot do what they promised]. However, Jiang Han feels that even if his giant cat coaching team allows him to be eliminated directly from the next game against the dogs, it will be considered valuable enough.

"Sister, are you worried that you can't beat the dog?" Du Lingxuan asked.

"Of course, her melee forward pressure is very fierce. Even without forward pressure, as long as she completes her transformation, she can kill the Catbird Dragon alive... Although the victory is only about 30%, but she can kill the Catbird Dragon head-on!"

Jiang Han was talking about the data of the ladder.

How cruel Alice is lately, just ask the witches competing in Japan.

Due to the excellent regional matching mechanism, Alice already belongs to the option of [an opponent that can often be ranked in high-scoring rounds]. Alice Vandelker's Catbird and Dragon strategy has a win rate of about 67%. This is the Witch's top high-scoring game. Even if everyone's status and fighting will are different, it is terrible to be able to achieve such a high winning rate.

However, the dog Michelle is able to go head-to-head with this winning strategy, defeating her opponent just by relying on Old Transformation and Zoo.

This made Jiang Han infinitely worried.

"Sister, you can't beat a normal dog. Not many people can beat a dog in the transformed version. Although we have now entered the cat lantern version, the most powerful thing in the cat lantern version is the transformation, Van Delk's Cat Bird Dragon It’s an evolved version of the transformation tactic, the cat lantern-transformation school. Dogs are also a school of transformation. If you want to kill the dog treasure, you have to prepare at least two giant cat human shields..."

("Meow?" The giant cats who were playing cards looked back.)

"What I mean is that at least two bodyguard giant cats can protect you. But the problem is that the dog is not a witch without long range. She is also very powerful at long range."

Although many top witches have shortcomings, their shortcomings are not obvious.

In fact, for many great witches and even top witches, the shortcomings of top witches are almost the same as their strengths. The most typical one is the Kai'Sa sister. Although everyone says she only knows one move [Liszt Heavy Rain], there was a season when she played patiently and slowly and was still able to play around with the strong tactical system of the entire version.

Although she ended up being a former porn addict, you can't blame her, right?

Sometimes, some tactics are really addictive, meow!

"Two bodyguards? I can find this." Jiang Han replied thoughtfully.

Du Lingxuan choked directly.

A witch like Jiang Han who casually seeks out giant cats is going too far even for a giant cat witch. If Xia and Du Lingxuan want other giant cats to fight for them, they have to follow the giant cat social process.

As for Jiang Han, as long as he talks to the cats, the cats will give him a suitable giant cat.

Only the battle-hardened giant cats and ultra-rare giant cats don't show off to Jiang Han.

"Want to hit Michelle? My sister asked me." Lin Zhaojun was very confident, "As long as you can aim and launch with the finger of death, it won't be difficult to hit her..."

"Sister, if I can do this, I won't worry about myself, okay."

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