Witch for All 1994

I want to win and keep winning.

Jiang Han thought so, and the blood in his heart boiled.

"Don't move your tail!"

In the giant cat hot spring, Historia shouted to Jiang Han.

"oh!"

Jiang Han shook the cat's ears. The cat's ears suddenly fell down softly, and the cat's tail also dived into the hot spring again.

Du Lingxuan, who was wearing a warm yellow swimsuit, suddenly leaned over from the side. Her fleshy body came close to her, making her face hidden in the steam turn red.

Jiang Han meowed calmly and poked the nine chubby tails of the sleepless giant cat with his tail.

After winning the victory, Du Lingxuan commented in the comment area [You are not familiar with Mao Maohan, right? ] and [I feel like Han Maomao definitely doesn’t want to play with the Yin and Yang sisters], they came up with a show [Hot Spring Live Broadcast Return], which was placed in the drama, probably appearing in the seventh to eighth episodes. Back to classic swimwear that has nothing to do with the main line.

But this can be considered a kind of special interview.

"Uh-huh, this is the biggest upset today, right? I feel like Sister Wei Changqing still hasn't realized the principle of being a scumbag?"

Xia pinched the little yellow duck and said to Jiang Han at the same time, while her eyes were always watching the game preparations on the big screen. Queen Ma's game cannot but be tasted. And Queen Ma’s opponents are also well prepared.

There is no way, the nature of the game has suddenly changed.

There is a Cat in the top eight. Now everyone's eyes are red. As long as they fight in and meet the Cat, it will be a good game! This is almost a submission bureau, so you have to grasp it.

"What's the deadbeat principle?" Although Jiang Han guessed something, he still pretended not to know.

"I just want to win a championship while I am in good condition, so that I don't have to be criticized. Look at Jie Bao, she used to have many championships, but now she can fight as she wants. The coach can no longer restrain her at all. She wants to Just pull, isn’t this flattering? Sister Wei Changqing still values ​​​​face too much. She doesn’t know that ranking is much more important than face. If you have a good ranking, you won’t have to be sprayed when you blowjob in the future. "

"Meow hahaha!" Du Lingxuan laughed, holding her stomach.

Shia is very experienced.

Don't look at Sia's current cute lolita appearance that "no one can beat her", but in fact, she can win two [odd-number groups] in the season market, and occasionally win a competition championship. The most powerful thing is an invitational championship within ten years. After winning this championship, it means that I don’t have to think about the championship for nearly a hundred years.

The championship rates of the top witch, top witch, elite witch and grand witch are 33%, 27%, 22% and 17% respectively, and 1% is the extent to which the occasional elite witch can win the championship.

The most important thing every year is the 5 cup championships, 2 top invitational championships, 8 peak school championships and 15 master event championships, a total of 30 championships. Only by winning these 30 championships can we be considered a success. Generally speaking, as long as there is no accident like Lin Zhaojun, only 10 of the more than 200 top witches every year will be able to win a valuable championship.

By the way, I will also exclude some of the top witches with water dragon certificates and peak certificates.

It is very difficult to celebrate the New Year with a valuable championship. Therefore, to evaluate whether a top witch has been blind for a year, it is usually based on [whether there is an odd-number group experience]. Of course, for some witches, it is usually based on [number of top 16 and top 32].

There are only two invitational championships in a year. If you can win one, you don’t have to worry about it for a hundred years.

For a witch of Teacher Ji's level, let alone the invitational tournament, just winning one of the five major cups can last a hundred years!

"The Du Lingxuan sisters also won the odd-number category once this season, which is pretty good. And it's not like they haven't won the championship before."

So although Xuanbao is a little anxious this season, he is not so anxious.

"I also have an odd number group, hahahaha! I won't have to think about my grades for ten years!"

Jiang Han remembered Chen Ligu's advice.

【Little Witch's Satisfaction】

As long as you show that you are satisfied, you can make your fans feel the same.

Any kind of fandom, the first ones are the purest.

Once the number of fans increases, this method will no longer work.

Therefore, Chen Ligu's advice is to first use the purity of the first batch of fans to make herself a hedgehog in public opinion.

If you beat your own witch, you should win. After all, Cat Han is just a baby.

If you don’t win, hehe. Wei Changqing has been dubbed [Ms. Wei Tiezui] by fans, and she has suffered so-called group violence. It is so unfortunate.

When the next game is about to start, the highlights will be replayed.

Jiang Han successfully gained Historia's approval:

"This is how you should fight, be patient and play with her!"

Du Lingxuan sighed quietly and said sourly:

"Why didn't she use this set of curse illusions when she beat me? In the final analysis, it's still my fault for not letting Wei Tiezui show his true ability against me!"

Weird and weird.

Although six games were played, it was really not exciting enough.

In Jiang Han's fight, there are basically no good scenes except for the giant cat he just summoned being beaten and then being released.

Wei Changqing's illusions and curses are mainly what she likes to play.

The viewing value is also zero.

Therefore, there are not many exciting scenes in the six games. Basically, the exciting scenes are: Jiang Han summons a giant cat, summons a giant cat, and suddenly Wei Changqing bursts out and kills two giant cats in seconds.

And so on.

It made the cats wonder if the two sisters had negotiated to lose the cats in the multi-faceted universe.

But even this is not enough, even this is not enough.

There are still too few images.

As a result, the organizers had to replay interviews with Giant Cat coaches as highlights...

"I have to say, Cat Doula really looks like a coach."

The giant cat in the library looks like a cultural cat, which has rarely changed the image of the silly cat in the witch's mind.

And the answer is still flawless.

"The cats' tactics are great! Jiang Han's execution is strong! So cats plus cats are great and strong!"

"Cats just have to be themselves, no matter what the opponent is, the cat's brain is already overloaded!"

"The cat's adjustment is amazing! Meow hahaha!"

…

To put it simply: just brag about cat skin and take credit for being a cat, and never reveal any tactical details. Nor will journalists be given the opportunity to maliciously distort information.

Cat Filia may be considered a relatively young giant cat, and she was almost tempted to say something like "I suspect Ms. Wei Changqing's coach is stupid." Fortunately, Cat Dura is mature and prudent, and she didn't say a word that she shouldn't have said. Philia, the cat who loves her, makes it impossible for the cat to squirt freely.

Forehead.

To be precise, Haibuki can do it, after all, everyone is taking credit for Maomao.

But Hu spray is not allowed.

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