Witch for All 1994

The next morning, Jiang Han, with his hair disheveled and his hands on his lower abdomen, looking like he was sleeping peacefully, was awakened by another drowsy voice.

She saw Kraken stand up from the ground while holding on to the sofa, and combined it with the pillows and quilts on the ground.

No need to think too much, the great witch must have accidentally slipped off the sofa——

Not a peaceful sleeping position.

Jiang Han sneered, rubbed his sleepy eyes, stretched out and sat up comfortably.

After getting up, she was stunned for a moment and saw Kraken crawling back onto the sofa with a peaceful expression, exuding an aura of 'Although I haven't gotten up yet, I have worked hard'.

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This guy is cuter when he's asleep than when he's awake. But you can't tell that Kraken was so cute when he was a child. He was still a pseudo-three-no and a precocious loli... Jiang Han sat up and stretched. Yao, recalled the formula of Turing Potion and sighed.

It's too complicated. I feel like I won't be able to learn it even after three trial runs. In this way, there is no chance to save additional materials!

However, doing this additional trial is beneficial to passing A2.

Since I have informed my family, it doesn’t matter if I don’t go home for a day.

And after coming to Kraken a few times, I feel familiar with the place, especially this room.

There are two couches. Although two sofas are needed for sleeping, in fact, Jiang Han estimated that based on Kraken's height and his own height, plus the fact that both of them are thinner than girls of the same height, if If you're not afraid of embarrassment, you can probably sleep on a sofa.

Hmm... If I had the same figure as Kraken, I would definitely be able to sleep... Jiang Han tilted his head, took out a small comb, and patiently combed the long hair hanging on his chest.

After Kraken regained consciousness, he patted his chest immediately and looked at Jiang Han, who was leaning sideways.

The great witch Kraken sat up from the sofa after a moment of silence. The long hair like tentacles curled up the thermos cup on the table, unscrewed the lid, and drank the bitter wolfberry tea into the throat, which was slightly bitter.

Feeling down, Miss Siren... Jiang Han was also very sensitive to sight. He pursed his lips, put on his nightgown, lay on the sofa with his legs together, combed his hair, and thought for a moment that he and Kraken should be considered Friend, I asked:

"Aren't you going to work today?"

"I want to rest today." Kraken picked up his nightgown, put it on casually, and yawned a little, "Unfortunately, I have a college meeting at three in the afternoon, a high-level meeting of Sea Shepherds at four-thirty, and I will be there at five-thirty. Muhaizhe fan meeting, 7:45 to sort out the evidence of Wilhelm Pharmaceuticals, 8:50, meeting with the top management of Chestnut Pharmaceuticals to meet with reporters, 9:50 pm, Northland Pharmaceuticals Meeting to discuss the Southern Special Licensing Law and revise the first cooperation policy, 11 pm..."

"Stop! Stop, stop, stop, your life is really difficult. It made me realize that the emperor also used a golden hoe to hoe the ground."

When Jiang Han interrupted, he made a cross gesture with his hands in front of his chest, turned his face sideways, and bit his lip out of habit.

"It will be fine when I retire. To be honest, I am almost entering retirement age. I have already received my pension ten years in advance. It has accumulated to a very generous account now." Clarken said with a smile. , she shook her head, pursed her lips a little, and made a frivolous "pop" sound.

The witch's retirement system is extremely complicated because it is difficult to verify the following situations:

Is a witch too old to be beaten anymore, or will she wait until she retires and get her pension and then immediately become active and live another five hundred years?

And there is a beautiful woman witch who looks very tired, probably in her 30s. Maybe she was like this 30 years ago. She was under great pressure during her growth period, and she looked like a wife. However, she was given a pension after being audited because of her appearance. Then immediately ran to go on a blind date!

Or the civil servant witch, who has worked for 100 years, has a one-time retirement amount of more than 1.5 million, and a weekly pension of more than 1,000 yuan. Retiring multiple times at once will directly lead to the instant bankruptcy of the small village branch association with no fund balance in the account. .

Coupled with the customary "fire consumption" and the "empty pay" and "early retirement" standard for government agencies around the world, pensions will always be a huge problem entangled in the witch regime.

For example, the older witches, the Elder witches who retired in 1612, are more numerous, and the ancient version of the great witches. Some of them have been receiving pensions for more than 300 years, and they have not had any problems so far. He can even have an egg with a witch who is 300 years younger than him, which makes the pension audit even more difficult! horrible!

In Jiang Han's original world, the pension lasted only 40 years, and the pension lasted 50 years. The average pension for most retired workers was 20 years.

But the witch is different!

As long as a witch retires, it is possible that this witch can live for another 500 years, but it is not necessarily true. As the times progress, the average life span of witches has increased. For example, for a super-durable player like Kraken, it is probably ordinary for a witch to live for another 1,000 years after retirement. Standby', which means that pension expenditure will become a huge and terrible problem after the country enjoys the convenience and dividends of Witch Industry!

What’s even more frightening is that in theory, every witch has an ‘independent, autonomous, and effective means of revenge’…

In addition, after early retirement, witches can theoretically return to work on their own. As long as they do not ask the government to help arrange work, they can still enjoy pension benefits. The most terrifying thing is:

Witch, is the gold standard.

That is to say, the currency will fluctuate, but it will not inflate to an exaggerated bottom. And because the witches have sufficient gold reserves, even if they encounter a golden planet that is about the size of Jupiter with gold as the main component, their currency will fluctuate up and down. It will not exceed 2.5%, which also makes it difficult for the government to play tricks to reduce pensions.

How to ensure that in 100 years, after the number of witches has doubled several times, the pension problem of this batch of 2 billion witches can be properly solved, this is already a problem all over the world!

"How much is your pension per week?" Jiang Han asked, feeling quite weird.

Explain in advance! She was not worried about the pension issue for the country, but she felt that it was weird to ask Kraken, who looked extremely young and was probably only two or three years older than herself, about the pension issue for such a person.

The two of them can almost put on little yellow hats, put on blue dresses, put on the little rain boots issued by the school, and go to elementary school together.

Elementary school may be a bit too much, but junior high school is definitely acceptable.

While she was thinking wildly, Miss Clarken stretched, thought for a moment, and said nonchalantly:

"About thirty thousand a week? Nearly forty thousand."

...meaning that in 1994, your annual pension income exceeded one million? The one that doesn’t have to pay taxes? Jiang Han was silent and covered her mouth. Now she hugged Kraken and shouted, "You have to be responsible for our child" without taking off her clothes. She was already very restrained.

She opened her mouth, a little curious about Kraken's total income, but she was very smart and chose not to ask, so as not to make herself sad!

After Kraken stretched, he suddenly asked:

"What about you? Aren't you going to work today?"

"No..." Jiang Han had a day off today and planned to ask Chen Ligu if he had any odd jobs.

Kraken is a bit of a pity:

"That's it. I originally wanted to call your tavern and name you for another day."

"That's it, I'm at work today!"