Wild Explorer
Chapter 51: Please call me senior
"Police officer, I didn't take you to play like this!" Xiao Huangmao said, sticking out his tongue, "A camel is an animal, and it is under your command! Of course you are responsible for the damage you rode on the camel?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" The others echoed.
"Hey, you are too much," Li Beini interrupted, "We are also trying to catch the thief! Let me see, the bag snatcher is the culprit, why don't you ask him for compensation!"
With that said, Li Beini took Xiao Huangmao's list and looked at it, and immediately shouted in surprise: "What? More than 9,000 yuan? Are you going crazy? There are only a few pots, so you dare to ask for so much. Money? You...you..."
"Police officer," Xiao Huangmao still smiled, "not only pots and bowls, but also a lot of precious medicinal materials! Our list has no moisture at all! There are names on it, you can check it from house to house. Go! And, we don’t care what bag thief, we only know that you smashed our things, and it is only natural for you to compensate us!"
"Hahaha...hahaha..."
No one expected that after hearing this, Zhao Yu turned up to the sky and laughed wildly. The people present were shocked by him. I wonder why Zhao Yu laughed?
Zhao Yu took the list, glanced at it, and then smiled even harder.
"Hahaha..." He reached out and grabbed Xiao Huangmao by the collar and pulled him to him, "This...this is your claim list? How about you?"
"Police...Police..." Xiao Huangmao asked with a guilty conscience, "What the **** do you mean?"
"Oh!" Zhao Yu shook his head, patted his chest and said, "Let Brother teach you! Look...you have nothing on your list, no one! This is a failure!"
"Well... what do you mean?" Little Huang Mao scratched his head.
"If I come to do this," Zhao Yu said, pointing to the list, "There must be a broken leg on it! Hmm...Let’s say, it was a camel that broke it! Besides, it’s when avoiding the camel. , You can also arrange a fall, a light fall, a lumbar disc protrusion, and a heavy fall, paralysis of the lower limbs!
"This is personnel. With personnel, there is no limit to money! Understand?"
"But, isn't that just made up?" Xiao Huangmao asked.
"Damn! Grandma is a bear. I have seen a lot of false money. I haven't seen someone as unprofessional as you!" Zhao Yu taught like a predecessor, "Stupid? Your purpose is to waste money, understand? To achieve the goal, fabricating is a must!
"Things are dead, people are alive! I will panic when I hear that people have problems! How much work will it take if I really go to investigate one by one? Besides, if there is really a protruding lumbar disc, I'm not easy to check?"
"That..." The people at the scene stared with big eyes.
"Attention, the critical time is here! After the personnel are done, you can speak loudly!" Zhao Yu pointed to the list, "Your list is too kindergarten, depending on me, at least 500,000 or 1 million will do!"
"Huh?" Xiao Huangmao was shocked, "This...is it too evil?"
"Listen later!" Zhao Yu continued to teach, "Is it dumbfounded when I see the price? Isn't it? Then, I will bargain with you in a panic! Let me give it to 10,000. When I saw that it was only 10,000, I thought I had picked up a big bargain. Wouldn't I just pay you back? It's just like doing business!"
"Oh...oh..." Xiao Huangmao stroked Zhao Yu's teachings, but he really found that he was very deficient in money fraud.
Zhao Yu said in his heart, Grandpa, I have corrupted people more than 1,800 times before, and I am about to become the ancestor of this business! Today you dare to make a fool of yourself.
"Young man, if you are sincere in learning the arts, I will teach you another trick!" Zhao Yuyu said earnestly, "The police station is different from other units. If you pull a banner and demonstrate, , The prisons here are all ready-made, we will definitely put you all inside!"
"Then...what should I do?" Xiao Huangmao looked up at Zhao Yu's posture instead.
"Two methods, one is that public opinion crushes people to death!" Zhao Yu said, "Find a bunch of reporters, even those posing as reporters, just stand against a camera and hold a microphone. If we make trouble again, we dare not just casually. I caught you!"
"Oh, what about the second one?" Xiao Huangmao asked for advice humbly.
"The second one is to capture the thief and capture the king!" Zhao Yu said with a smile, "I can give you the address of our police chief, and then you lift the person with the lumbar intervertebral disc on the stretcher and put it in front of his house. Make sure you can get the money on the same day!"
"Oh...oh..." Xiao Huangmao was convinced, and the other debt collectors nodded again and again.
But all the agents present here are stupid, Zhao Yu's tricks are really bad! If someone really squandered money like this, it would really be enough for them to eat a pot.
"Zhao Yu!" Liu Changhu was anxious, "What are you talking about? How can you...how can you teach them...and the director..."
"Okay, brother! Thank you!" At this time, Xiao Huangmao said to Zhao Yu with a complicated expression, "Seeing you are so honest, let me tell you the truth, the lists we have compiled are indeed moist. So let's , Even if we suffer a big loss, if you give two thousand dollars, let’s do it right? In this way, I can also give an explanation to our merchants, and you won’t lose so much... you see ..."
Seeing Xiao Huang Mao put his hand in front of his face, Zhao Yu's face suddenly became gloomy, so scared that Xiao Huang Mao did not dare to finish speaking.
"Young man, I thought your bones were amazed, so I taught you carefully!" Zhao Yu said coldly, "You have to...think carefully. Do you really want to do this about this matter?"
"I...I..." Xiao Huang Mao raised his eyebrows, and seemed to be weighing the weight of Zhao Yu's words~www.wuxiaspot.com~Who knows, at such a moment, a group of people rushed in from the door unexpectedly. !
"Zhao Yu, Officer Zhao, Officer Zhao Yu..." A female voice with a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent came from the door of the office, "Excuse me, who is Officer Zhao Yu?"
Everyone turned their heads to look, but saw a woman wearing light blue fur walking through the door of the office. Behind the woman, several men in black suits followed.
The woman is very tall, dressed up like a big star. When everyone looked up, their eyes were all attracted by it.
However, Liu Changhu was unhappy when he saw so many people suddenly, and he shouted, "What the **** is this? This is the police crime squad, why can anyone come in?"
"It's me, it's me!" At this time, Zhang Jingfeng appeared quickly from the door. He hurried to the crowd and pointed to the tall woman and said, "I let them in. This is Miss Shao Jiaying! Special thanks to us! Here..." He gestured to the woman and pointed his hand at Zhao Yu, "This is the police officer Zhao Yu you are looking for!"
"Oh..." Shao Jiaying walked quickly to Zhao Yu, held Zhao Yu's hand excitedly, and thanked, "Officer Zhao, thank you so much! Thank you so much! If you are not there, my hand..."
"You're welcome, this is what I should do!"
The woman's hands were smooth and delicate, Zhao Yu felt very comfortable, but she didn't let go.
"Oh, yes! To show my gratitude..." Shao Jiaying nodded behind her, and a man in a suit immediately placed a handbag in front of Zhao Yu.
"Officer Zhao! Here is 100,000 yuan!" Shao Jiaying said sincerely, "This is my heart, you have to accept it anyway today!"
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