Why Can’t I Play Games

Liu Ruohan felt like her lungs were exploding!

The first level of the game, the first scene is that the purple muscular protagonist rushes into the venue and beats those horses hard!

Especially when beating up a wretched and ugly Madonna-like horse, the muscular protagonist exudes a domineering aura instantly, and his attack speed and movement speed double...

He could even pick up stones on the ground, hit the mare's head hard, and then a series of keyboard combos!

Madonna?

right!

It's the horse who accused the puppy of looking like a dog!

When it scolded that dog, except for modifying some vocabulary, it almost copied the content of the conversation between Liu Ruohan and Zhang Yang...

Boom Boom! Boom!

The main character with purple muscles rushed over, and just slapped him. This game is full of blows...

Almost to the flesh!

and!

What makes people speechless is that all of this is automatically operated by the game!

Yes, the first level is the tutorial level. Liu Ruohan hardly needs to touch the keyboard and mouse, and the protagonist in it can hit people automatically.

Liu Ruohan stared!

She was so angry that she almost smashed the computer and kept stomping in the office!

Publicity...

Publicity! ! !

this moment……

She almost swallowed Zhang Yang!

Why should I rent your server!

Why!

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Awei mobile phone.

After the boss Wang Wei finished downloading, he turned on the computer immediately.

Then...

He got into the game.

Huh? Is this game connected to the game Desert Bike?

After entering the game, he saw a scene that stunned him.

Then, after passing the novice tutorial level, he controlled the protagonist to enter the next game scene.

The next playing field appears to be a bus.

There is no dialogue in the bus.

However, they saw a big man with his upper body bare, lying on his back and taking off his socks...

There was still a trace of poisonous smoke rising from his feet, and the surrounding spectators seemed to be showing disgusted expressions. An old man seemed to be trying to dissuade him repeatedly, but this big man turned a deaf ear to him...

On the other side, a young man was talking on the phone loudly. The phone was full of all kinds of dirty words like ***, and spit was flying all over the place, spraying it on the hair of the seat in front like rain.

Not far away, there are still young horses eating, throwing garbage after eating, and flies all over him...

There are also a few strange-looking young horses smoking, blowing smoke rings at the passengers in front from time to time, with a smug look on their faces...

There is also an old man who is holding a big speaker, and the sound is played in the speaker. The passengers around him are covering their ears, which seems to be painful, but he is enjoying it!

There is also a female horse dressed strangely, scolding the bus driver and grabbing the bus driver's steering wheel.

Wang Wei saw this scene...

He was shocked immediately!

He took the bus.

Although everyone's quality has generally improved now, and everyone is very polite, but occasionally we can still encounter some messy low-quality situations.

In fact, when encountering such a situation in reality, many people are rushing to do more than do less, anyway, bear with it and get over it.

However, I was indeed a little depressed in my heart, and I dared not speak out, let alone make a move.

And this game...

Put all these chaos together.

Wang Wei controls the protagonist, and rushes into these people who create weird chaos...

He grabbed the naked horse with his socks off, and slapped it. After the slap was over, he followed up with an extremely fast and neat combo that couldn't be more enjoyable.

These people rushed over to beat the protagonist, and knocked out some of the protagonist's blood, but the protagonist suddenly exploded, his muscles swelled, exuding even more astonishing strength, he picked up the table, chair and stool fiercely, and smashed it...

Especially in the face of the woman horse who beat and scolded the driver, the protagonist picked it up and threw it out of the window...

Wang Wei felt refreshed all over his body!

Moreover, this game is very detailed!

At first, the car was crooked and unstable, but after the shot was thrown out of the window, the whole car stabilized.

Then...

The bus drove steadily to its destination and came to a street.

Wang Wei was pleasantly surprised to see that his Awei Mobile Phone store was presented in the game in an authentic way, and there was even a spectacled horse who looked exactly like himself selling mobile phones...

And on the street...

………………………

This is the plot of the game we designed, have you seen it? That bus, he is No. 304 in our dormitory, this is an easter egg, haha!

There is also this passenger named Lin Dong!

This is called Wangcheng!

Oh my God, this is me, this is me...

Not only did I get the bonus, but I also got this easter egg...

Surprise, quickly take a screenshot and post it online!

It's already been cut off!

...

Yanjing Vocational College.

304 dormitory.

Several young people shouted in surprise, and posted easter eggs about them on the post bar.

For a while, the frying pan on the post bar was very lively, and many people's envious replies made them feel a little elated...

They continue to play the game.

On the road next to Awei's mobile phone.

They saw several young horses who seemed to be urinating everywhere...

They controlled the protagonist, rushed over without saying a word, and beat him fiercely.

Hey, you defecate everywhere, how dare you resist?

...

After seeing the villain suddenly turn his head and resist, the brothers in the dormitory were all taken aback, and then suddenly manipulated the protagonist, making a gaudy combo...

After finishing the pony horse, a car appeared on the road and crashed into the protagonist, and knocked the protagonist into the air. Through the glass of the car, a bearded horse who was drinking was laughing while holding a wine bottle.

Aeration, yes, aeration, fuck him!

There seems to be a gas tank next to it!

right!

This guy's car seems to have stopped!

Wait, is he trying to escape?

Grass!

...

in the dormitory.

Several young people stared at the gas tank next to them, and then manipulated the protagonist to pick up the gas tank and smash it on the car!

boom!

The car exploded!

The bearded horse rushed out with the wine bottle from the exploded car, and stabbed the protagonist severely...

Fuck him!

Damn it, you hit someone drunk and drove, and you're planning to escape, are you reasonable?

Dare to fight back?

Grass!

In the dormitory!

A few young people stared at the computer, gritted their teeth angrily, and rushed in...

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the other side.

Shen Yi is also playing this game.

but……

The plot he saw was.

Suhang, you son-in-law, get the hell out of Yun's house from now on!

Why?

You good-for-nothing son-in-law, you still have the face to ask why? Our Yun family is about to be upgraded to an aristocratic family, you... really embarrass us!

Just wait for me, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi...I won't pretend!

...

The purple muscular protagonist rushes into a house.

Then, seeing everyone laughing at him and scolding him...

After seeing the main character with purple muscles so violently aroused again...

Shen Yi's eyes nearly popped out!

This is……

Which ghost came up with the plot of the novel?

That's okay too?