Why Can’t I Play Games

Have you heard?

Africans and R himself got into a fight over an American fertilizer!

What fight? Real or fake!

Really, I saw the news on the Internet, and they were beaten so hard that they were beaten on the road...

real or fake?

real!

Is this chemical fertilizer so powerful?

It's very powerful. I heard that after using this chemical fertilizer, the roots of the crops can grow two meters!

My mother, so powerful!

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November 16.

A piece of news appeared on the Huteng portal.

This news has attracted the attention of many netizens.

Shocked, two foreigners actually got into a fight over a chemical fertilizer that was shipped to China, and the truth behind it turned out to be...

...

They clicked involuntarily.

Then, the moment I clicked in, I saw the news in extremely exaggerated terms, describing a violent incident on the streets of New York, USA!

On the side of a truck marked Huaxia Jinke Garbage Transporter, an African and R himself with a mustache on his nose got into a fight on the street over a fight over fertilizer.

In the photo, the two of them seemed to be fighting fiercely, with hideous faces, as if they were pulling each other's collars, and they were about to start a fight.

And a tall American who got out of the car seemed to be trying to persuade the fight with a troubled look on his face.

Jinkela, this is a product that has won the Gold Award of the SHENDIYAGE Agricultural Technology Fertilizer in San Diego, USA...

Once this product came out, it became popular all over the United States with lightning speed, and became the golden fertilizer that swept the farmers all over the United States...

As we all know, agriculture in Africa is underdeveloped. Akam, a boy from Africa, came all the way from Africa after hearing the news...

Ichiro Inu, who lives in Nagasaki, also shoulders the responsibility of revitalizing R, and travels across the ocean...

They swear, they will get Jinkela!

...

...

The news introduced the background of R himself and the Africans.

The words used in the background are basically words such as untold hardships, crossing the ocean, traveling thousands of miles, trekking through mountains and rivers...

Looking at it, there was an inexplicable feeling of enthusiasm like a boy's manga. After reading it, everyone felt that it was really not easy for these two people.

Is this fertilizer product so awesome?

I rely on it!

The yield of wheat per mu is 1800?

Oh my god, why don't you buy some for my mother?

...

Especially after seeing a series of chemical equations and conclusions that no one can understand, many netizens were shocked for the first time!

Then...

Some netizens suddenly felt that something was wrong!

Pfft!

San Diego in the United States, is the English word SHENDIYAGE?

Grass! Does San Diego also use Chinese pinyin?

Why do I feel like I've been tricked?

...

After many netizens noticed the English letters of Santiago in the corner, they were instantly shocked...

Some netizens on the screen even sprayed it directly!

Afterwards, this piece of news that shocked people at first, and then made people laugh was instantly topped by netizens on the top of the portal website's hot searches.

Wait until noon.

Everyone saw another piece of news on the portal website!

Shocked! The video of the fight between Japan and Africa was exposed, and the scene got out of control for a while, it was very bloody...

Netizens at the end of 2005 were all very pure.

When they saw this news, how could they resist?

Many netizens in front of the screen instantly took a deep breath!

Then, keep your eyes on the screen!

Then……

Gold! Gold! Ours! Ours! Gold! Ours!

(The pickup truck full of gold and rubbish was stopped)

What do you want to do?

Ri, Fei: Jinkela! Jinkela! Ours! Ours!

Fei: I want jinkela! African agriculture is underdeveloped, so there must be jinkela!

Japan: I want Jinkela! Japan's resources are too scarce, so there must be Jinkela!

...

...

After seeing the quarrel picture on the screen, the eyes of netizens were dull!

Depend on!

Don't tell me that the scene got out of control and was very bloody?

Your sister! I turned off the stereo and prepared myself to see how the scene got out of control. Then, after turning it on, why did you show me this?

Do Africans and R himself speak such awkward Chinese? Do you Americans also speak such awkward Chinese?

Why do you feel cheated?

It's not a feeling, but you are really being cheated, this is an advertisement! I just turned on the TV, and this advertisement was broadcast to me on the TV...

???

...

Fertilizer mixed with Jinkela, no loss! No evaporation! Zero waste!

The fertilizer is mixed with Jinkela, which can absorb nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium under two meters!

The price of fertilizers in the world has risen, and the fertilizers are mixed with Jinkela! One bag can cover two bags!

...

Major TV stations.

Netizens who just got off the Internet turned on the TV for the first time, and then watched this scene in a daze.

When they heard the ridiculous Chinese and English Look, sister, God crushes the dog, their minds went blank.

Many people couldn't help but sprayed.

They feel that their IQ is crushed on the ground, which is really ridiculous!

However, I don't know why, but I enjoyed watching such a shocking advertisement, and I want to watch it again!

Immediately after...

The second round of advertisements appeared again!

This time, there is no most thunder, only more thunder!

The energy of each grain of gold is like an atomic bomb...

The raw material of Jinkela is as high as millions of dollars per kilogram...

...

Netizens were shocked when they saw Chrysanthemum!

Everyone was dumbfounded!

so awesome?

Atomic bomb?

Millions of dollars per kilogram of raw material!

Fuck, bragging about not paying taxes?

………………………

Mr. Zhang, there are so many common-sense mistakes. Is it really okay for us to brag like this?

What's the problem? The things Boss Zhang gave must be fine. I believe him...

I see a lot of people scolding on the Internet... think our advertisement is insulting their IQ, Mr. Zhang, I have to say one thing, I think it is indeed an insult. When I saw the advertisement, I was numb... ...

What are you afraid of? Don't be afraid. Boss Zhang Yangzhang said it's ok, so it's definitely ok...

oh……

Shen Liang, a marketing graduate student from Zhejiang University, looked at the many scoldings on the Internet very worriedly.

As Zhang Genshui's dog-headed military adviser, he felt very worried.

This ad does...

It was quite shocking and rough. After watching the ad, he almost lost his temper.

2005...

Although there are false advertisements, no one really treats the energy of every grain of gold as an atomic bomb.

He said that his three views were somewhat subverted.

However, after seeing that upstart Zhang Genshui didn't care, he finally chose to nod.

When the marketing department received a call in the afternoon...

Shen Liang suddenly found that the marketing department's phone was ringing off the hook!

He went to answer a phone call!

I thought the phone call was full of curses.

But unexpectedly, this turned out to be an order call!

…………………

November 16.

8pm.

Netizens who were playing Plants vs. Zombies suddenly saw a prompt appear in the system.

The Plants vs. Zombies version appears to be upgradable...

It seems that they subconsciously ordered an upgrade.

After clicking on the upgrade, they suddenly found that the gameplay of the game has not changed much.

but...

An extra bag of Jinkela fertilizer additive?

Their eyes are straight!

The Sunshine Mushroom originally only provided 15 points of sunlight, but it can provide 30 points of sunlight when it grows into an adult, but it takes two minutes to grow.

but……

After the players spent money on Jinkela, the growth time was shortened from two minutes to one minute and forty seconds, and the sunlight value became 40 points after adulthood!

After reading Jinkela fertilizer additives, many of them doubted life!

etc!

Don't tell me, this update is an extra bag of gold, right?

Depend on!

Upgrade for a bag of gold?

The players stared wide-eyed, feeling numb for a moment like being shocked by an electric shock.

Not long after...

They saw some news!

Shocked, the advertisements embedded in the game in the area are worth tens of millions of advertising fees!

Shocked, Zhang Yang succumbed to capital, Jin Kela won!

The ridiculous advertisement is so rich, it turns out...

...

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Two more days passed.

Arrived on November 18th.

Wrangler Technology.

Chairman Liu Zhongshan suddenly announced at the meeting that he will temporarily retire to the second line, and the next work will be handed over to his daughter Liu Ruohan. I hope everyone will support this young president.

After everyone heard the news, there was an uproar!

And the first thing Liu Ruohan did when she took the stage was to call Shen Yi, who used to be in charge of the HR department...

After seeing Shen Yi's serious expression, Liu Yun's mind went blank.

Although Liu Ruohan promised that the position would not change for the time being and everyone would do whatever they were supposed to do before, Liu Yun had the feeling of being the emperor and courtier for no reason.

After returning home...

She turns on the computer.

After that, she saw Zhang Yang's news immediately!

Jin Kela invested 10 million in advertising fees for Zhang Yang's Plants vs. Zombies.

Liu Yun is numb!

Later, when she turned on the TV, she saw an advertisement for Jinkela.

Her expression is wonderful.

There are a lot of common sense mistakes in advertising...

Even, Santiago in the advertisement is spelled in Chinese...

Who made this ad?

Isn't this an insult to the audience's IQ?

Now this society is getting more and more impetuous...

Any pig brain can do advertising ideas?

...

Liu Yun shook her head.

After watching TV for a while, it was already early morning.

She finally felt sleepy.

She yawned and climbed into bed.

The next day, when she came to the company, she saw a group of people in the marketing department who seemed very excited.

This golden advertiser is simply a genius!

Who is this guy!

Check it out, check it out!

...

Liu Yun felt a little strange after hearing this.

But I didn't care, I just went back to my office and started my day's work conscientiously.

Liu Chongshan still trusts her very much.

but……

She knew that after Liu Chongshan left, the newcomer Xiao Liu always had doubts about her ability, so she had better be more steady and diligent.

Not long after...

She heard noises coming from the marketing department.

Immediately afterwards, she walked out.

Mr. Liu, I knew... this ad was made by Zhang Yang!

It's Zhang Yang's handwriting again, God, this is amazing!

It seems that the advertisement is full of loopholes, but it is very magical, which makes people very eager to create videos. It is a brainwashing cancer...

God, this man is simply a marketing master...

I don't know why, but I have a premonition, as if another era is coming?

...

When Liu Yun heard this...

Still at a loss.

She also saw Jin Kela's advertisement.

However, she felt that it was extremely rubbish, and it was really hard for her to agree with any marketing master, advertising genius...

She subconsciously asked Fan Qiang why.

But after Fan Qiang saw her, his originally excited expression seemed to subside. He seemed reluctant to say anything to her, so he only asked her to search online for money, especially on some video sites.

Then, Fan Qiang left.

Ever since Liu Chongshan quit, Fan Qiang seemed to be keeping a distance from her more and more!

She can't help but feel that some people are taking a cold tea.

But then, she hit the Internet.

When she first boarded a video website, she first saw a series of spoofed videos edited by netizens on a video website.

Jinkela, explore and discover!

Plants vs. Gold.

Jinkela, the voice of the peasants...

Jinkela, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms...

Seven miles of gold...

Polygram Gold Kla...

...

Liu Yun clicked on the Internet, and suddenly found that Jin Kela's advertisement had been made into many versions by netizens.

Many of the world's most famous songs and TV series have been laced with Jin Kela's ghost dubbing and ghost animal scenes...

For a while, it was very high-profile, Liu Yun watched it several times, and felt that she had been brainwashed by Jin Kela!

Even, many new editors have started to edit Jin Kela with electronic music materials...

The effect is strong...

This is a video style that has never appeared before!

Any pig brain can do advertising ideas?

The disdainful and speechless emotions she felt after seeing the advertisement yesterday suddenly appeared in her mind...

this moment……

Her eyes widened.

Suddenly realized that I was like a clown...

It turns out that you can't understand what Zhang Yang is playing at all, and when you really understand it, you are already too late!

Before, she felt that the ad producers were insulting Zhang Yang's IQ.

but……

Now it seems that her IQ was indeed insulted by Zhang Yang.

……………………

November 19.

Jinkela's advertising effect exploded, replaced by an explosion in product sales.

I said Boss Zhang is fine!

Boss Zhang is such an awesome character, how can people like us understand it?

...

Zhang Genshui smoked a local cigarette.

The smell made Shen Liang choke and cough.

However, Shen Liang felt his knees were weak...

I'm going to kneel to Zhang Yang!

Show him off...he's a trend-setter...

I have a hunch...

Just when Zhang Genshui was smoking an earthen cigarette and enjoying himself...

His phone rang.

Huh? Let me introduce you to Boss Zhang? What kind of advertisement do you want to advertise?

Lawnmower? No problem, pack it on me!

...

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game circle.

When all the bosses are talking about the advertisement...

Zhang Yang sighed in the office.

Hey... Jin Kela's behind-the-scenes advertising plan, how did it get exposed?

Lawnmower? The lawnmower can be implanted. It just happens to be able to push the zombies away once when you can't pass the level. Players are also complaining that the game is too difficult and some levels can't be passed at all, but should I update the game again? Like this Not good, update every three days...

However, there are so many advertising fees, I can't refuse!

Trouble!

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