Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?

Extreme Joy Leads to Sorrow Pill: When the patient is in high spirits, he will burst into tears. Side Effect: Tear glands are well developed.

The pills randomly produced by the glass bottle are indeed unpredictable. Either the upper limit is terribly high or there is no lower limit.

The upper limit is as high as the Life Creation Pill, and the lower limit is as low as breast enhancement, beauty, milk production and aphrodisiac. Then today it refreshed the lower limit again.

"Only ghosts will eat this pill!"

Han Yu commented weakly in his mind.

"I never produce such low-end things." Little Liuli said happily on the side.

At this time, Han Yu suddenly found that there was another pill in his mind. After thinking carefully, his face turned pale.

Muscle and Bone Strengthening Pill: The patient gains a strong body. Side Effect: No self-control in the face of food, and there will be an impulse to eat.

Isn't this pill that the stupid bottle vomited out on his own when he was greedy for the relics of the monk!

Calculating the time, today is exactly the seventh day. If it is not used before midnight, it can only be digested by itself.

After clenching his palm and then opening it, he had already taken out the pill, and then he held it with a frown.

The words "no self-control" and "impulsive" made Han Yu a little scared. When similar words appeared before, Bai Jingliang was dragged from the city to the mountains by a group of pheasants.

The layman came in quietly, and when he saw the pill on Han Yu's fingertips, he became curious. His palm flashed through Han Yu's hand quickly, and the next moment, a pill appeared in his palm.

"What good food to eat."

The layman smiled and pretended to swallow it.

Han Yu looked at him expectantly, and the layman was sly. When he saw his expression, he quickly returned the pill.

"What kind of medicine is this?"

The layman asked him curiously.

Han Yu smiled slightly and told the efficacy of the pill, which made the layman amazed.

"You should just concentrate on being a physical cultivator! Pharmacists are not suitable for you. Even if pharmacists are rare in the cultivator world, you can't get in with someone like you who makes medicine randomly!"

The layman was terrified. If he had taken the pill just now, who knows what would have happened.

Han Yu just smiled and said nothing. The matter of the glass bottle was naturally a secret that could not be told.

After a while, the cousin also came.

He pushed the door without interest and sat listlessly opposite the two of them.

The layman looked at him in surprise, reached out and touched his forehead, and said in a funny way, "It's not hot!"

The cousin rolled his eyes at him, then sighed and said, "My cousin has confined me."

Han Yu looked at him with amusement, "You walk around like this, and you call this confinement?"

The layman nodded in agreement.

So the cousin sighed and told the story again. Su Wanjun always felt that the two fires were not simple. Besides, the attitude of Zhu Youzong was too indifferent. Although there was no evidence in hand, Su Wanjun definitely believed the cousin.

So many disciples died, and my cousin was even an insider. The mastermind behind the two fires must be a high-level cultivator. If he still needs to be silenced, my cousin and the other two will probably be in danger.

Because they were worried that the mastermind behind the fire was still in Shuzhou Prefecture, my cousin was directly confined to the city by Su Wanjun.

"My cousin didn't restrict your freedom. If you are willing to wait in the city for a while, you can leave when things are clear or the mastermind has left Shuzhou Prefecture."

My cousin said, reciting Su Wanjun's words.

She naturally had no right to restrict the freedom of the two people, and my cousin was very envious.

"Anyway, I don't plan to leave until my legs are healed."

People are always proud of their speed and body skills, so they probably don't dare to go out until they are completely healed.

What Han Yu was thinking about was how to send these two pills out of the city.

My cousin was very happy to see the two people. It didn't count as confinement if they had someone to stay with them. In his joy, he generously treated them to a meal.

In the main road of Shuzhou City, there are all kinds of bustling scenes along the street, with pedestrians coming and going in an endless stream.

Han Yu would go up to the thin man and chat with him, "Brother, please stay, we are destined to meet..."

"What is he doing?"

The cousin looked at Han Yu with a puzzled look on his face, and secretly turned his head to ask the layman in a low voice.

The layman squinted his eyes, as if he saw the elixir flashing in Han Yu's hand, and suddenly realized it, so he whispered to the cousin about the effect of the elixir.

The cousin's face became even weirder, shaking his head and saying, "Why keep such a weird elixir instead of throwing it away?"

The layman thought thoughtfully for a moment, and then guessed in surprise, "Could it be that he is looking for someone to test the medicine?"

This does fit the image of a quirky pharmacist, but Han Yu's age at the moment is a bit inconsistent. If he were in his 80s, he would be like this.

The layman suddenly remembered and exclaimed, "That day I saw him put something in his mouth, and then he was dumb for three days. Could it be that he also made the wrong medicine?"

The two looked solemn, and finally said in unison, "It's better not to touch his medicine in the future."

While whispering, Han Yu came back listlessly.

The cousin and the layman quickly restrained their voices. The three of them soon came to the largest restaurant in Shuzhou City, Shuzhongxian, without saying a word.

According to the cousin, the owner of this restaurant is conceited that his food is the best in the whole Shuzhou, so he dared to take this name.

It's hard to say whether it's exaggerated or not, but the restaurant has been open for decades without going bankrupt.

After entering the inn, the three of them went directly to the second floor and found a spacious window seat to sit down.

"You can eat whatever you want. I can put my consumption in the city on the account during the confinement."

My cousin waved his hand proudly.

Both of them rolled their eyes, no wonder they were so generous, they were generous to others.

The layman even jokingly said, "Didn't you say some time ago that you made a lot of money designing a mechanism for a wealthy family here? Why do you still need to keep accounts?"

When the cousin heard this, he showed an uninterested expression, which actually made the two of them interested, and they quickly asked.

Finally, my cousin said hesitantly, "Don't mention it, my cousin confiscated the money."

This made people even more curious, and then my cousin’s explanation was ridiculous.

It was true that I helped a wealthy family design a set of mechanisms to protect their home. I got interested and designed a mechanism to attack. I don't know where the thieves are so picky, but they picked that house to steal.

As a result, the thief disappeared on the spot, and a house next door to the wealthy family was destroyed. Fortunately, it was an unused house, and no further casualties were caused.

The incident naturally alarmed Su Wanjun. When she took out a spiritual stone from the mechanism with a dark face, she guessed that there was only one person who could do this.

That pile of machinery was slightly modified and a batch of imitations were made, which was enough to attack the city. Su Wanjun defined it as controlled ordnance on the spot and ordered the guards to destroy it on the spot. My cousin's money was also confiscated, and he was imprisoned for two days...

The two of them were laughing so hard that they were almost in tears.

Just then.

Kick, kick, kick!

There was a loud noise on the stairs next to them, and two figures walked up the stairs.

Han Yu suddenly noticed that his cousin's face suddenly looked much uglier, so he followed his gaze.

But there were two people who had just come upstairs. One of them had a face like a crown of jade, was dressed in brocade clothes with a white background dyed with lotus flowers, and had a long sword in his hand.

The other person has sharp cheeks and a pair of slender eyes that reveal a sinister look. He is dressed in black and has a three-foot-long knife hanging on his waist.

"What happened?"

The layman also turned his head, only to see the two figures in the distance looking up after sitting down.

The two sides looked at each other, and the sinister man's expression was equally ugly, and then he snorted with a sneer on his face.

Although the other person looked normal, there was something slightly wrong with the way he looked at his cousin.

"Enemy?"

Han Yu turned around and guessed.

The cousin shook his head and was not prepared to say more. He just said stiffly, "If anything happens in a while, try not to take action and let me solve it."

"At worst, I won't eat. Let's just leave first."

The layman also vaguely felt that the other party seemed to be at odds with his cousin, so he spoke.

But my cousin shook his head, "Why should I hide from them?"

The three of them lost interest in talking and laughing for a while, and waited quietly for the food to be served.

"Isn't this Mr. Mo, the famous prodigal son of the Mo family! Still looking like a child who hasn't grown up and is looking for his sister?"

A voice like a drake suddenly croaked from behind.

But it was the sinister man who couldn't help but walked over and spoke with a sarcastic expression.

My cousin stood up while suppressing his anger and said coldly, "I have guests here today, Wang Shiyi, you'd better not force me to fall out."

Wang Shiyi looked sarcastic and sneered, "People like you will also have friends, maybe they are some bad friends."

In just one sentence, he cursed three people at the same time, and all three of them changed their expressions at the same time.

The layman suddenly sneered, as if talking to himself, and said, "I don't know if my family has told me when I go out, that I should wear my eyes when I go out, and watch the road more and don't bump into people, otherwise I will die in an unknown way."

Although Han Yu said nothing, after raising his right fist, the surrounding air suddenly became hot.

"Shi Yi!"

The friend in the distance frowned and called out, and then Wang Shiyi glared and snorted and left.

"If this idiot was overseas, I would be sorry for his parents if I could let him go out alive."

The layman was very angry and said in a low voice.

The cousin smiled bitterly and shook his head, "You should be patient. My family has never dealt with them. This is the same behavior when we meet with each other. There is no need for you to offend others."

"If you offend, you will be offended. What can he do?" Han Yu, who had two great magical powers, was not afraid and said with a nonchalant smile.

"I'm still unhappy when overseas monks take revenge on the spot."

The more the layman thought about it, the more uncomfortable he became, and he suddenly said to Han Yu.

"Where's your pill this morning?"

Han Yu took out the muscle-strengthening and bone-strengthening pill, and the layman quickly grabbed it without taking the stairs. He turned over and went downstairs, leaving the two of them confused.

After about a quarter of an hour, Shi Shiran went upstairs.

"What are you doing?"

Han Yu thought for a while and had some guesses.

The layman smiled mysteriously and said nothing.

Soon, waiters on both sides came up with dishes, and the lay people kept looking at them with their peripheral vision.

"How can you be sure he can eat it?"

Han Yu suddenly whispered.

The layman's eyes flashed and he grinned, "It's very simple. I just send some money to the waiter."

After Han Yu thought deeply, he was still puzzled, "What if something goes wrong and another person eats it?"

At this time, the layman had a nonchalant expression on his face, "Everything is done beforehand. Whether it succeeds or not is another matter. If another person eats it, he will be unlucky."

Are all overseas monks’ paths so wild?

Han Yu had a new view on the common people.

Behind him, Wang Shiyi toasted with another monk, and soon moved his chopsticks. When he picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork in front of him, a glimmer of light flashed in the eyes of the layman.

"Isn't this done?"

The laity laughs happily.

"If you want to test the medicine again in the future, just find an enemy or someone you don't like. See how simple it is."

Han Yu thought for a moment, then chuckled, "I'm afraid we need to try more."

The layman shook his head when he heard this. He tapped the table lightly with chopsticks, crossed his legs, and laughed, "You don't understand this. As long as you have enough enemies, you have to buy poison by the pound when you go out."

He didn't know how many people would suffer in the future because of what he said today.

Han Yu just felt that his mind was opened up a lot.

At this time, the effect of the medicine on the table behind him finally took effect...

Please... Oh, forget it, I can't beg anymore. It's okay if everyone likes to watch it.