Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?

Chapter 295 Giving advice to the unlucky guy

"Bai Xiangdong!"

The cousin was the first to recognize the person and screamed in surprise.

"Did you admit the wrong person?"

Han Yu was a little surprised. He couldn't connect the crying and slovenly smelly man in front of him with Bai Xiangdong, who always dressed up as a young man from an aristocratic family.

"Nonsense, even if this guy turns to ashes, I still recognize...his fan."

The cousin pointed to a fan on the waist of the slovenly figure and spoke angrily.

His way of recognizing people is really unique, and it feels like a knife to the butt of a group of people - it feels like an eye-opener.

"Are you really Bai Xiangdong?"

Han Yu looked at him in disbelief.

Bai Xiangdong cried and nodded. He never thought that one day he would be unrecognizable.

Han Yu looked him up and down for a while. How could such a good person become so detached? Impossible, the most you can do is cut his waist, and you won't be so virtuous.

"Then why don't you talk nicely and insist on waiting to be beaten? Whoever is full can guess who you are."

As soon as he heard this, Bai Xiangdong wanted to die. He thought, if it weren't for your elixir, would I be like this?

It was indeed too exciting to jump out just now, but it was not his fault that he didn't speak out, but that for a moment, he couldn't speak.

The cousin gave Han Yu a strange look and whispered, "Have you ever thought that it was your elixir that was the problem."

Han Yu was stunned for a moment, and then his expression became strange.

Damn it, it wasn't the elixir that I made by myself, so I couldn't help but forget about it.

Because it was You Li who fed him, Han Yu subconsciously ignored it. If he had done it himself, he would have recognized it and turned it into ashes.

So, this is for revenge?

But it doesn’t look like him looking at him crying!

Bai Xiangdong felt extremely aggrieved at this moment. After searching for a long time, he finally found a sentence.

"Looking back at the grudges, there are no flowers in the sky! Brother Han, why did you help the evildoer, and why did you trap me?"

He felt extremely wronged and felt that he had no regrets whatsoever! What's the reason for this.

In Bai Xiangdong's narration, which is occasionally mixed with poetry, a female bully with an unsatisfactory appearance but extraordinary cultivation attempts to use powerful force to force him to tamper with the list, and the image of him defending the truth to the death emerges spontaneously. Han Yu as The evil accomplices are even more vivid.

My cousin felt a toothache when he heard it. It was so amazing to his grandma that three versions of the story appeared on one list.

They knew that You Li didn't want to receive too much attention and didn't want to be on the other party's list, so they found trouble with the other party.

Han Yu's version is that Bai Xiangdong's list also included You Li, with the intention of deliberately eliminating people.

Bai Xiangdong thought that Youliu wanted to use his powerful force to get on the list, or to modify the list.

so! Except that Bai Xiangdong really deserves a beating, all of this is a misunderstanding.

And it’s really hard to explain. Could it be that the one who beat you up was You Li, the third saint on the list who you swore to defend to the death?

I'm really afraid that he won't be able to bear such a blow. He clearly still maintained Yu Li's position in the story, but he turned around and was beaten like this by You Li's incarnation.

The cousin could only secretly communicate with the other three people, "Anyway, the one who beats the person is You Li who wants to be on the list, not the third one who wants to be on the list, so don't make things more complicated."

Maybe it would be better to let the image of the female bully be deeply ingrained in Bai Xiangdong's heart. In the final analysis, it was indeed his fault.

He glanced at the group of people from the Ziqiang Sect and couldn't help but sigh. Except for Coconut and himself, there was no one to worry about.

"In the uninhabited pine path at sunset, the will-o'-the-wisps are rising and falling. Brother Han, I know the elixir is yours. Is there no hope for my recovery in this life?"

Bai Xiangdong spoke with sadness in his heart, his eyes filled with resentment.

Well! This question is really hard to answer.

Anyway, he has never seen the so-called antidote spit out from the bottle.

"Actually, these three pills are not as bad as you think."

The elixir that Han Yu could give was just to let You Li get some relief. This elixir was not that bad.

Wen Xin Dan: After taking this medicine, those who take it will gain quick thinking and dexterity, and will be able to speak well in words. Side effects: No words can be spoken without quoting scriptures.

Yiyandan: After taking the medicine, the person who takes it will enter a state of enlightenment for a random hour every day. The state of enlightenment can greatly improve all aspects of perception. Side effects: You need to curse the way you have bad luck once a day. The bad luck effect cannot be repeated within forty-nine days.

White Crane Pill: After taking the medicine, the person who takes it can increase the speed of practicing body skills and double the flying speed. Side effects: When flying in the air, you need to keep the posture of the white crane with its wings open, otherwise it will definitely fall into the air.

Bai Xiangdong's eyes widened when he heard this. Isn't this considered unbearable?

He finally fully understood why he went crazy. It was the evil caused by the One-Word Pill, which set a certain unlucky way for himself every day and was not allowed to repeat it for forty-nine days.

In other words, he has to think of forty-nine ways to deal with himself, and torture himself in different ways every day, right?

There is also the white crane with its wings spread out. He is equipped with dragon and phoenix skills. When flying in the air, the dragons and phoenixes chirp for a while. Now when the dragons and phoenixes chirp together, there is an additional human-shaped crane. It is simply distorted and abstract to the extreme.

With the remaining Wen Xin Pill, I'm afraid I won't be able to talk to people properly in this life.

"Don't just think about the side effects! Although Yiyandan is unlucky once a day, it gives you an hour of enlightenment."

Han Yu said helplessly, if it wasn't for the uncertainty of what kind of unlucky move this was, he would have really planned to let his cousin or other people eat him.

Isn't enlightenment the state that orthodox monks most yearn for?

Sometimes months and years of hard thinking are not as good as a moment of sudden enlightenment.

But the premise is that you have to fall into a state of enlightenment while you are doing your business. If you only fall into an epiphany state while going to the toilet, it will be of no use.

"But the weather has been cold for a long time. To put it lightly, every time I am unlucky enough to be like this, with no hope for life."

Bai Xiangdong looked extremely sad.

"I have more experience in this. If you trust me, brother, I will sort out forty-nine unlucky but safe ways for you."

Yi Xian raised his hand at this time, he was familiar with this! Bad luck doesn’t have to be a catastrophe, it can also be a bump in the road!

Bai Xiangdong looked up, only to find that it was just a young monk from the other side, and he couldn't help but be full of doubts.

"Thirty years in Hedong, three... bah!"

The cousin spat, almost being knocked off guard by Bai Xiangdong, and then spoke again.

"Don't underestimate him. In terms of how to get unlucky, he has been unlucky since he was a child. I guess he can really help you."

After saying this, Bai Xiangdong looked at Yi Xian with a different look. He took three steps and then two steps to get closer. The fishy smell all over his body instantly scared several people away.

He smiled awkwardly and said, "If you know that we are brothers all over the world and meet old friends wherever we meet, I feel more and more like you, little brother."

"Wen Xin Dan is easy to solve. You have so many meanings in one sentence, how can you possibly quote all the scriptures? Look at me."

"No one in the world knows you. I am a layman who wants to strengthen his sect. From the beginning, it's up to you to say whatever you want."

The layman seems to have really found an alternative use of the elixir. According to this method, Bai Xiangdong's Wenxin Dan problem may be weakened.

After Bai Xiangdong's eyes lit up, he spoke loudly, "One sword can light up the Fourteen Continents. My swordsmanship is the best. Hey! It's really good. What about the White Crane Bright Wing Pill?"

"Don't be so greedy. Now you have an epiphany every day. If this were revealed to the outside world, believe it or not, others would steal your head."

This is indeed true. Having an epiphany every day is like freeing money. If the pill is really thrown out, it will definitely break the head of the monk who is crazy about grabbing it.

"If you use Wenxin Dan well, your temperament will improve, and others will not be as special as you."

The common people looked serious and talked eloquently, but a few people couldn't help but start laughing. This guy is a big liar.

Even Han Yu's mouth twitched. The common people are indeed capable of evil deeds. He is such a talented person, but he has some flaws. But if he continues to be used in such a crooked way, who knows how irritating Bai Xiangdong's speech will be in the future.

"I have no choice but to let the flowers fall. I'm very depressed. How about you help me think of a solution."

Bai Xiangdong hoped that it would be best to get rid of that shameful posture, otherwise he would have to be secretive when going out for fear of being seen by others.

"If you are so stubborn, I won't tell you that the female bully who stabbed you in the waist is right behind you."

The layman suddenly laughed evilly.

Bai Xiangdong's expression changed, and he quickly turned his head, and sure enough, a familiar figure was lingering at the door of the government office.

"If you don't believe that the east wind can't call you back, I will come back. Leave now. Don't say you have seen me."

After saying that, he said with a swish, good guy, I felt ashamed just now, but now I suddenly disappeared with the white crane spreading its wings.

At this speed, I'm afraid not many people in the same realm can catch up.