Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?
Chapter 1: Opening my eyes to find I was going to be cremated
On the fifth day of the third month, it was sunny and suitable for burial.
The night watchman struck the gong of the second watch loudly.
At the entrance of the small village in Qingshan, the fire flickered, and dozens of villagers gathered together with torches held high. A few children snuggled beside adults, holding small torches in their hands.
Everyone's eyes fell on the riverside, and their expressions were solemn.
On the river bank, there was a pile of firewood, on which stood wooden stakes, and on the stakes was a young man tied up.
A young man took some water from the river with a wooden bucket and walked to the firewood, swinging the wooden bucket to pour water over.
Han Yu woke up slowly, raised a wet and slightly childish face, and then his face changed drastically, twisting his body wildly.
"Demon, die!"
The villagers shouted loudly with torches, which scared Han Yu's face green.
An old man came out of the crowd, and walked tremblingly with a cane in his clumsy hands.
"Monster, I won't let you go today."
Han Yu's face changed drastically, and he begged, "Uncle San, I am the only child of our old Han family!"
It would be fine if he didn't say this, but as soon as he mentioned this, the old man was furious and swung his cane to hit him on the head three times, making him dizzy.
"You are the only child of the old Han family, but you are about to ruin all the Hans in the village."
A young man came with a torch and prepared to light a fire. When Han Yu saw the man, he quickly said, "Uncle Dagen, are you serious? You raised me!"
Uncle Dagen glared at him angrily, "I raised you, and you are just destroying me like this?"
Hearing this, Han Yu couldn't help but look at Uncle Dagen's crotch. The protruding tent was so conspicuous. He remembered giving Uncle Dagen a pill that could enhance male virility, and the side effect was strong desire.
What a sin! I heard that Aunt Dagen ran back to her parents' home and never came back.
"Stop hesitating, I'll do it."
A pretty woman came out of the crowd, her petite figure was actually full of magnificent things, it was simply amazing.
"Sister Xiaolian, I..."
Han Yu begged for mercy with a bitter face, Sister Xiaolian had a cold face and slowly moved the torch closer to the firewood pile.
If I remember correctly, I gave Sister Xiaolian a bottle of beauty water, which can change your body after taking a bath.
The body shape did change "hugely", but the side effect was that a girl waiting to be married began to produce milk, which was a sin!
The torch did not light the firewood in the end, Sister Xiaolian retracted the torch with reluctance, and people in the crowd came forward one after another, clamoring to light the fire.
Han Yu looked sad and smiled miserably.
This glance showed that they were all victims, all of whom had been killed by him.
A year ago, a glass bottle flew from the sky and smashed Han Yu's tile house, and almost killed him in his sleep.
Although he didn't die, the days ahead were very difficult.
Every day after that, a pill would appear out of thin air in the glass bottle, and it would be different every day, and the effects of the pills would be all kinds of strange.
And the uses of the pills would come to his mind.
The medicine was real, but the side effects were also quite large.
What's more terrible is that each pill only lasts for seven days, and you must either eat it yourself or let someone else eat it within seven days.
Otherwise, the side effects will affect Han Yu before the pill disappears.
Don't ask Han Yu why he knows this, he once squatted to pee for half a year, until one day he waited for the neutralizing medicine to appear before he stood up again.
He tried throwing the glass bottle into the river, trying to throw it down the mountain stream, and trying to smash it with a hammer.
But the glass bottle was extremely strong, and it could not be destroyed by external forces. Even if it was thrown away, it would immediately appear in his arms as soon as he returned home.
Perhaps the bottle was angered by the many attempts, and the glass bottle directly moved into his body one day, and this dog-skin plaster-like strength finally tamed Han Yu.
Later, all the people in Qingshan Village suffered a disaster!
Tonight, the old and young in Qingshan Village finally couldn't bear it anymore, and put Han Yu on the stake after he fell asleep, ready to enforce justice.
Many people came up one after another, but no one lit the fire.
After a round, the villagers looked at each other, not knowing who to send to light the fire.
"Spare my life! Uncles, sisters, brothers."
Han Yu's tears flowed, and he cried miserably.
The old man was so angry when he heard the wolf howling and ghost screaming, and he hit him a few more times, then turned around and swept across the villagers.
"Who of you will light the fire?"
The villagers who were swept by his eyes quickly lowered their heads and looked at their feet, as if there was something under their feet.
After looking around, no one responded. The old man sighed helplessly, "You don't want him to die, right?"
There was silence all around.
The old man turned around and looked at Han Yu with a sad face, "My son, look at your uncles and brothers. No one has the heart to do it, but if this goes on, no one can stand your harm."
"How about I take your uncles and aunts to kowtow to you and beg you to let them go."
The old man threw away his crutches and staggered to kneel down. The row of villagers behind him were about to kneel down. Han Yu hurriedly struggled with the rope and shouted, "No, don't kneel, Third Uncle, don't do this, let's talk it over."
"If you still have these uncles in your heart, just leave! Leave the village, the farther the better."
The old man stopped and sighed deeply.
"Okay, I'm leaving, and you are not allowed to kneel."
Han Yu shouted loudly.
Soon someone untied him, and after he was put down, someone pulled a bamboo raft onto the river, on which clothes and a lot of food had already been placed.
The fire was just to scare him, and in fact, none of these simple uncles had the heart to do it.
Han Yu wiped the tears from his face, knelt down silently and kowtowed three times.
The old man sighed and helped him up, "Let's go! Go and harm the outside world."
The bamboo raft moved with the wind, and the homeless Han Yu felt very uncomfortable.
Seeing that he was getting farther and farther away from the village, he felt even more uncomfortable when he heard the excited cheers on the shore.
Going down the river, it is the territory of Jiangning Prefecture.
As the saying goes, the mountains of Baidi City, the water of Jiangning Prefecture, and the girls of Southern Xinjiang... cough cough! It means that the water scenery of Jiangning Prefecture is unique.
The river surface is sparkling, and the crescent moon is hanging high. From a distance, it seems that two bright moons are facing each other in the reflection of the water surface.
Under the moon, a cruise ship with red lanterns hanging slowly drifted.
Han Yu set up the bamboo raft, and walked aimlessly on the water with one pole on the left and one on the right. He didn't think about where to go.
Anyway, he couldn't go back.
Dong!
Without noticing, he slammed into the cruise ship in a daze.
Soon, there was a rapid sound of "dong dong dong" on the boat board. In the night, the appearance of the person could not be seen clearly, but a head was seen sticking out from the side of the boat, lowering his head and shouting loudly.
"Who?"
Han Yu waved his hand apologetically upwards, clasped his fists and explained, "I am a passerby, I don't mean to bump into you, I will leave now."
"Wait!"
Han Yu just picked up the bamboo pole to support himself and left, and the people on the boat immediately stopped him.
"Who knows if you are a bad guy who came to smash the boat, come up and check first."
Han Yu frowned, suppressed his displeasure, and explained again, "I am a nearby family, I don't mean to offend you."
The people above sneered, "If you don't come up, it will not be a request for my brothers to go down later."
At this moment, Han Yu's eyebrows moved slightly.
But it was already midnight, and a snow-white glass bottle in his mind suddenly sprayed out a black pill.
After the pill rolled around in his mind for a few times, the effect of the pill suddenly appeared.
"Since you want to seek bad luck, it's just right."
After Han Yu looked at the pill, a sly smile appeared on his face.
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