When I saw the health bar, I chose to blow up the world

"Brother Shitou, I have little experience and can't speak well, please don't mind.

What I mean is to punish evil and protect the village. Can our own people harm our own people? At least we are better than the police officers who peel people."

"Don't, Ergou, don't fool me. Uncle Dahuang said I am a scourge, I can understand.

After all, he is an elder and has to take care of my food and daily life every day. It is inevitable that I have some complaints in my heart."

"But besides Uncle Dahuang, who else have I harmed?

Why do you say I am a scourge? Is it because I can't lift the knife, or are they itching for skin?"

Since Zhou Yuan traveled through the other world, in order to reverse the situation of his previous stupidity and dullness and frequent bullying, he directly disguised himself as a reckless and brainless madman.

The villagers still remember the scene of a madman holding a hatchet from the north to the south of the village more than 20 days ago.

Although the person who was chopped ran very fast and was not injured, he was still thinking about taking the opportunity to retaliate against Zhou Yuan.

But Zhou Yuan was not a generous person. He wandered around the village man's house day and night.

Sometimes he suddenly rushed out of the haystack, sometimes he stared blankly at the street corner, and sometimes he broke into the house in the middle of the night...

Since then, Zhou Yuan's name has been heard throughout Qiaoxi Village. Everyone knows that he is not joking. If he says he will kill someone, he will definitely kill that person.

The village man who bullied his predecessor was frightened and fled to relatives in other villages overnight. Until now, he dared not come back.

Zhou Yuan also became a bully in the village. No one dared to provoke him wherever he went.

He thought he was also a famous warrior, but he didn't expect that someone would dare to speak his mind. This person is too understanding and must be educated.

"Ergou, I've lost a lot. I've got a bad reputation, but I haven't done anything bad. How can this work?

Tell me who's ruining my reputation behind my back. I'll deal with him, and we'll still be good brothers."

"Brother Shitou, don't make it hard for me.

It's not that I won't tell you, but there are too many people who say bad things about you, and you can't deal with them all."

"I understand, Ergou, let's talk about the matter of drilling into Lao Lin.

As the saying goes, people are cheap when they leave their hometown, and things are expensive when they leave their hometown. As the saying goes, good things don't flow to outsiders.

We brothers are so good, why don't we concentrate on harming Qiaoxi Village and try to set an example for everyone, so that they know what is good and what is bad."

"Brother Shitou, it's not good to harm your own people."

"Why is it bad? It's because you have experience, you know the roads and people, and you can guarantee that you can rob them accurately."

Zhao Ergou regretted it. He originally just wanted to hide from his wife at home, and he also had some thoughts of escaping military service.

But Zhou Yuan's words brought him back to reality. Sure enough, a man with a conscience like him could not harm the village with Brother Shitou.

"Brother Shitou, I suddenly remembered that I can't escape military service with a family, otherwise my father, mother, and wife will be punished.

I have to speak of my conscience. I really can't leave and can't accompany you into the old forest."

"But Brother Shitou, if you really want to harm our Qiaoxi Village, remember not to harm my family.

My family is miserable enough, and I haven't bullied you, but I can't let it be ruined again."

"No, based on the relationship between us brothers, if I really harm outsiders, I have to send something to your family."

"That's great, I know Brother Shitou is the most righteous."

In Ergou's compliment, Zhou Yuan patted the hatchet on his waist, indicating that there was nothing to do, and he was going to practice with the knife.

Zhao Ergou gritted his teeth and told another plan for his visit.

"Brother Shitou, Cui Niang and I have agreed that I will work during the day and you will work at night.

It doesn't matter who belongs to us, as long as we can leave a descendant for our Zhao family."

"But let me make a deal first. If I can come back, the wife and the baby will belong to me.

If I can't come back, you will take care of Cui Niang and the baby. We brothers should not be so fussy about it. It depends on who has better luck."

"Pa!"

Zhou Yuan slapped Er Gou's shoulder heavily, bent down and stared into his eyes.

The serious look was very creepy, as if it was a sign of anger, and also like a silent question.

"Brother Shitou, you..."

"You are such a good Ergou, you want me to help you block the knife.

Get up, for your kindness, I have to go on a journey to ensure that when you die, someone will help you collect your body."

"That's great, if you can carry my body back, my parents will definitely treat you as their own son."

"Don't joke, just don't be scared to death when the time comes."

Zhou Yuan was not born and raised in this world, he couldn't understand Ergou's spirit of sharing everything.

But he knew that he was flesh and blood, and the people here were also flesh and blood.

"Brother Shitou, come to my house secretly at night."

"Get lost, do your own things, don't be lazy, it's better to do this kind of thing yourself."

"Brother Shitou, something's wrong with you, do you dislike me and Cui Niang?"

"No."

"If you don't dislike me, why don't you go? Even if you don't leave any offspring, you can still be a man for once, which is better than dying and having nothing."

"Okay, I do dislike you.

Brother, I am obsessed with harming the witch, and I don't even look down on decent people."

Zhao Ergou and Zhou Yuan stared at each other, and he suddenly felt that he had lost out. He said all the words from his heart, but was still disliked in the end.

However, he felt that what Zhou Yuan said made some sense. The 'witch' sounded very powerful. Maybe Brother Shitou didn't dislike him, but he had great ambitions.

"Then I will really leave. I will not leave the door open for you at night, so as not to let outsiders take advantage of me."

"Wait."

"What's wrong, Brother Shitou, are you regretting it?"

"Regret it, you are not the one. My heart is firm and my original intention has not changed. Except for the most evil things, no one can make me look at you sideways.

Ergou, you have married a wife, and you are an adult. I don't have anything to give you, so I will give you a name.

If you die halfway, you can also have a decent name."

"Okay."

"Well, call me Zhao Yang, the Yang of the sun, I hope it can make up for the fact that your family has more Yin than Yang. "

"Zhao Yang, this name is much better than Er Gou. If I leave offspring, I will give it to my baby.

If I am unlucky and fail to leave offspring, I will use it myself."

"It's up to you. Go home and deliver the goods. I am still busy honing my martial arts.

No matter whether it is military service or causing trouble, you should practice martial arts first."

Er Gou was driven home by Zhou Yuan to make babies, and Zhou Yuan also focused on his skills.

At this moment, Er Gou, the winner, became a loser. At least he was not as comfortable as Zhou Yuan, and could only charge forward with tears and exhaustion.

"Splitting Mount Huashan with force can be turned into a skill, and running should be possible too. But what about eating and sleeping, two things we have to experience every day?

You can try it. From today on, eat small meals frequently, and try to eat only three bites of steamed buns each time, and eat 20 to 30 meals a day.

Sleep cannot be neglected either. Exercise for an hour and take a nap for half an hour each time, and try your best to turn life skills into skills."

"Walk, run first, and run fast is the capital for survival."