What's wrong with me promoting my girlfriend as a diva?

The two of them soon ended their discussion about Ah Du because the third episode of "Singer" began.

The host came on stage and gave the familiar opening remarks: "Welcome to watch the exclusive sponsorship of "Eat BBQ Tonight" Food Group..."

Qiao Sheng looked down and saw the takeaway box of "Eat BBQ Tonight" in the corner of the conference room, which was very appropriate.

At the beginning of this episode, director Xie Haoran raised the expectations directly.

The camera flashed through the situation of a group of singers selecting songs and rehearsing, and a series of awkward and weird faces appeared.

"I suspect the director is deliberately messing with us." Wei Qin shook her head with a solemn expression, "After singing this song, my image is completely ruined. I'm afraid I can't make it in the entertainment industry."

As soon as the voice fell, she burst out laughing.

"Brainwash, brainwash, brainwash..." Liao Feng was tangled, wailing in front of the computer, "I can't do it!!"

Lin Yixiang was chatting with the director, and then the staff came in with a bag of mosaic items in his hand.

Look at the color, it's yellow.

"Teacher Lin, the things you want are ready."

Then the smile on his face disappeared, and he looked bitter.

"Alas, I was pitted badly."

The singers performed differently, but they all expressed one meaning, that is, they were tricked by the program team.

When the screen switched to the faces of the program staff, it was another scene.

Everyone was full of cheerful smiles.

Under the editing of the program, all the people watching the program were confused at this time.

"No, why is there such a big contrast in the reactions of both sides?"

"The program team is doing something, I have a feeling that there will be a surprise in this episode."

"Hahahaha, looking at Lin Yixiang's expression, I bet the staff member is holding a bag of shit!"

"Look at the theme of this episode and you will know that the program team is going to do something."

"You can search for brainwashing songs, there will be a surprise."

"Brainwashing has always produced divine songs."

"Ahhhh! The image of my goddess Qin is going to be ruined! I am looking forward to it!"

"Is this episode today a carnival for perverts?"

…………

Happiness is for the barrage, and the singers have nothing.

Until.

Before the game, the director called all the singers together and told them: "Considering the special theme of this episode, the live audience will not give scores for this episode."

Seeing all the singers breathe a sigh of relief, they all relaxed.

Liao Feng even stood up and prepared to cheer, and then he showed a smile of success on his face and continued.

"After all the singers have finished singing, the songs will be uploaded to the Douyin platform. After a week, the scores will be ranked according to the number of likes for each song. The scores will be announced in the next episode."

"Ah!" Before the cheers came out, Liao Feng, who had raised his hands, sat down dejectedly, "After all, the scores will still be counted."

"Wait, that means no one will be eliminated today?"

Wei Qin asked the question that everyone was curious about.

"Yes, after the next episode opens and the scores are announced, the eliminated singers will be announced directly, and the performance songs of the eliminated singers in the next episode will directly become the encore performance."

Liao Feng wailed immediately, and the director was very satisfied with the effect he had created.

"Okay, everyone, prepare for today's draw."

"God bless you, the Tathagata Buddha, the Three Pure Ones! Don't be behind Uncle Lin, don't be behind Uncle Lin."

In Liao Feng's whispered prayer, his wish came true, and Lin Yixiang was drawn to perform last.

He smiled and looked at Liao Feng: "Xiao Liao, your prayer is quite useful."

"Thank you Uncle Lin for your help!" Liao Feng smiled and reached out to pick up his serial number, and his face suddenly fell.

He was the first to go on stage.

Liao Feng sang an adapted song, which was once popular on short video platforms.

The audience in the audience also gave face and waved their light sticks along with his performance.

Yes, it was a light stick.

Because this episode did not require live audience voting, the program team simply broke the jar and broke it.

When the audience entered, everyone was given a light stick.

This made the audience think they were here to watch a concert.

Today, the live audience did not need to vote, they just needed to have fun.

Seeing that the scene was so lively, Liao Feng was infected by the audience and sang more and more vigorously. In the end, he even twisted his butt to the music.

Almost every singer in today's episode threw away their burdens and sang one magical song after another in the show.

There were also various awkward dances.

One person except

Besides, that is Wang Siyue.

He still has the heavy burden of being an idol, and when the program group gave the theme of "brainwashing", he looked unhappy.

But he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only adapt a song that was relatively less damaging to his image.

The singers went on stage one after another, and soon it was Lin Yixiang's turn.

When the audience saw Lin Yixiang appear in a leopard print outfit, they immediately raised their expectations on the scene.

Lin Yixiang wore a Zhongshan suit in the first show and a four-piece suit in the second show, giving people the impression of a calm uncle.

Today's leopard print, especially the pair of brown glasses on the bridge of his nose, made everyone exclaim.

"So coquettish!"

Seeing the three words that flew across the barrage quickly, Lin Moxue couldn't help looking at Qiao Sheng again.

"Qiao Sheng, what song have you prepared for Uncle Lin?"

"Just wait and see." Qiao Sheng answered casually, but his eyes were full of expectations, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

Everyone in the conference room was curious about his smile.

When the accompaniment sounded on the screen, Lin Yixiang's face was serious, and everyone couldn't help wondering.

"The rhythm is so cheerful, why does he look so constipated?"

…………

"PPAP."

Lin Yixiang opened his mouth, smiled evilly and began to dance, and the whole screen was directly covered by the barrage.

"So coquettish!"

"My God, Uncle Lin, what are you doing?!"

"Help! Ah ah ah! My eyes!"

"I think this melody is very nice!"

…………

At this moment, Lin Yixiang didn't care about everyone's life or death. The song had already started, and he just wanted to end it quickly.

"I have a pen"

Lin Yixiang stretched out his right hand holding a pen.

"I have an apple"

Lin Yixiang stretched out his left hand holding an apple.

"Ah~"

"Apple-pen"

"I have a pen"

Lin Yixiang stretched out his left hand holding a pen.

"I have pineapple"

Lin Yixiang took out a pineapple from his back.

"Hmm~"

"Pineapple-pen"

"Apple-pen~Pineapple-pen"

Lin Yixiang held the apple and pineapple in both hands, and the two pens were helpless on top.

"Ah~"

"Pen-Pineapple-Apple-pen!"

The barrage went crazy, and the subtitles flew by in unison.

"Really so cool!"

"Lin Yixiang's reputation was ruined in an instant."

"Inexplicably, he has already sung along!"

"I feel like my head is filled with apples and pineapples."

"It's scheduled to be the first place in this year's stupid song."

After singing all the lyrics, he continued to dance horribly on the stage.

Why is it terrible? Because when Lin Moxue was singing halfway, she suddenly said gloomily: "Qiaosheng, I think you might be in trouble. Wait for Uncle Lin to come back, and you'll be on your own."

"It's not that serious, right?" Qiaosheng was a little unconvinced, "I saw he was dancing happily on the stage."

Lin Moxue shook her head: "What you did is equivalent to asking Liu Wenhao to sing a two-person opera, and the kind with dance."

Liu Wenhao is the king of the entertainment industry, equivalent to Andy Lau in his previous life.

Thinking of this scene, Qiaosheng was a little unconfident: "It shouldn't be that bad, right?"

"That's all I have to say, take care."

Qiaosheng didn't take Lin Moxue's words to heart.

Because Du Fei, who was standing next to him, had already started singing to the apple on the table after Lin Yixiang finished singing, and even imitated Lin Yixiang's dance.

Look at this song, how it fits the theme of this issue, brainwashing.