What's wrong with me promoting my girlfriend as a diva?

After the show, Qiao Sheng finally returned to the dormitory after working overtime.

After everyone finished watching the show, Lin Moxue thought that they would just play with their computers and mobile phones anyway, so she suggested that everyone have a midnight snack before going home.

Du Fei wanted to go to bed early, so the father and daughter went back before the show was over.

Qiao Sheng was about to refuse, but was stopped by Lin Moxue, who winked at him desperately.

"Is shit in your eyes?" Qiao Sheng was confused by her.

Lin Moxue jumped up and slapped Huang Jianguo and Yang Yue, whispering, "I think the yellow man is not bad, I plan to match them up."

Qiao Sheng was speechless.

So you agreed to this marriage because you heard that Xiao Huang's family was well-off?

Seeing Qiao Sheng's playful eyes, Lin Moxue knew that he had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "It's not because his family is rich! I was planning to create an opportunity for them to get along today."

"Oh?"

Qiao Sheng was also interested now, and was ready to stay to see what surprise Lin Moxue prepared for the two of them.

Result.

It turned out to be a horror movie.

And it was a domestic horror movie.

As we all know, there are no ghosts in domestic horror movies. No matter how scary or terrifying it is in the middle, there will be a reasonable scientific explanation in the end.

After the movie started, the scene that Lin Moxue expected did not appear.

Yang Yue was not only calm and composed, and he complained about the plot of the movie with Lin Moxue from time to time, but also could accurately predict the horror moment. He was completely insulated from horror movies.

Huang Jianguo, however, huddled in a chair, looking up at the screen weakly, and as soon as the scary background music sounded, he immediately shrank his head and closed his eyes.

What kind of opportunity is this?

Let alone getting along, Huang Jianguo would have burned incense and prayed to Buddha if Yang Yue hadn't disliked him.

After a movie, it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening.

Huang Jianguo didn't dare to go downstairs alone to get his bag, so he dragged Qiao Sheng along.

When the two took the elevator down, there was no trace of Lin Moxue and Yang Yue.

Qiao Sheng shook his head at the timid Huang Jianguo and left with a feeling of disappointment.

After returning to the dormitory, Qiao Sheng washed up, checked his phone for a while and went to sleep.

He stayed up too late a while ago, and he also felt that he was not energetic during the day. Now he can only stay up until about twelve o'clock at the latest.

In the second half of the night, Qiao Sheng was awakened by the vibration of his mobile phone, and he reached out to touch the phone in a daze.

After touching it for a long time, he picked it up and saw that it was a voice call from Kao Baishu.

He just picked it up and heard a scream from the phone before he said the word "hello".

"You are Qiao Sheng!!!"

Qiao Sheng was stunned all of a sudden.

He raised his phone to see that it was indeed the WeChat of Kao Baishu, and his face immediately wrinkled like an old man on the subway.

"What kind of stupid question are you asking? Don't you know my name?!"

"I mean, you are the Qiao Sheng that Lin Yixiang mentioned!"

Kao Baishu's tone was very excited.

Qiao Sheng heard the faint sound of singing on the other end of the phone.

After listening carefully, it was the song sung by Liao Feng in the second episode of the "Singer" program. He immediately understood what was going on.

"Why are you going crazy in the middle of the night? Even if I am, I don't have to be so excited, right?"

"Isn't this exciting? Do you know that the three songs you wrote for Lin Yixiang have all gone viral in our company group."

"Do you know how much they admire your songs? You, don't, know! And you're still sleeping."

"Nonsense, how can I know your company group."

Qiao Sheng turned on the light and sat up. He was no longer sleepy.

"The producers in the company are usually arrogant and look down on this and that, but they all praise you and even guessed in the group that you should be in your 40s or 50s."

"I want to laugh when I see them like this."

"They actually thought Lin Yixiang was talking about Mr. Qiao. I laughed to death."

There was a lot of laughter from the other end of the phone, and Qiao Sheng couldn't help but smile.

"Uncle Lin is from Guangdong Province, so it's okay for them to guess like this."

"Hahahahahaha, when I saw your name in the group at first, I was confused, how could we have the same name and surname. When I clicked on the program and saw it, I immediately guessed it was you!"

"How about it, I'm awesome!"

Qiao Sheng didn't need to think to know that at this time, the roasted sweet potato was proudly holding his head up, looking like he wanted to praise me quickly.

"Awesome, awesome, you're the smartest."

"Humph, perfunctory."

Qiao Sheng heard the sound of the program on the other side disappear, and then there was a rustling sound, it should be the roasted sweet potato getting into the quilt.

"I'm telling you, this is a secret between us."

The voice of the roasted sweet potato changed from excited to soft and light, and it entered Qiao Sheng's ears from an unknown distance.

"I have a strange question."

"You tell me, I'm listening."

"How old are you?"

Qiao Sheng calculated, and then replied: "I just graduated from college this year, 22 years old."

"What? You are younger than me, then why do you call yourself Lao Qiao?"

The roasted sweet potato, who was not fighting in the game, had a soft voice, and the "what" was a little coquettish.

Qiao Sheng felt his heartbeat suddenly speed up a few beats.

"Uh, don't you feel that if you are called Xiao Qiao, you feel like you will be snatched away by a person named Cao Cao at any time?"

"Love is a profound and mysterious knowledge."

Qiao Sheng imitated the tone of Xiao Qiao in the game and read the lines of the game character, which made the roasted sweet potato laugh.

"Hahaha, goose, goose, goose, goose..."

When she laughed enough, Qiao Sheng asked: "Judging from your voice, you are not old either? I guessed 18."

"Humph, you just said I was older than you, now you guess I am 18, men..."

"No, your voice is so soft and cute, it sounds like 18."

"Oh? Brother, what you said is very dangerous."

Kao Baishu suddenly lowered her voice, from soft to magnetic, and Qiao Sheng was caught off guard, and felt that his soul was almost hooked away.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, are all of you agents so versatile?"

A hearty laugh came from the other end of the phone immediately.

"Don't they say men are the most fickle? If they are not versatile, how can they tie down my dog ​​in the future?"

"Let me tell you, men are actually very loyal."

"Oh?" Kaede Sweet Potato seemed to turn over, "Please elaborate."

"Look, men like Tiga when they are young, and they still like D+ when they grow up."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then a voice said faintly: "Do men like big breasts?"

Damn it, this resentful tone seemed to have touched Princess Taiping's sore spot.

Just as Qiao Sheng was about to make up for it, he heard Kaede Sweet Potato say bitterly: "D and E all day long, don't you think it will be ugly when you get old and it droops?"

Qiao Sheng just felt that a car with flashing headlights hit him hard.

"Driver, open the door! I have a student card! Let me get in the car."

"Goose, goose, goose, goose."

Qiao Sheng was surprised that he thought Kao Baishu's laughter was very nice, and couldn't help teasing her again: "Would you like to tell you a story?"

"Yes!"

"It is said that a rich man wanted to marry a wife. He was entangled between three women, so he took the three women to a room and gave each of them 100 yuan to fill the whole room."

"The first woman used 100 yuan to buy cotton, and only filled half of the room."

"The second woman used 100 yuan to buy balloons. The room looked crowded, but there was actually a lot of space."

"The third woman bought a few candles, and the light of the candles filled the whole house after they were lit."

"Do you know which woman the rich man finally married?"

"That's easy, the third one!"

Kao Baishu was very proud.

"Wrong, the rich man married the one with the biggest breasts."

The other side of the phone fell silent, and a voice of sudden enlightenment came after a long time.

"It seems that you really like big breasts."

Qiao Sheng hurriedly explained: "No! This story tells us that when dealing with customers, we should not only look at the surface, but also deeply understand the needs of customers. This has a profound meaning for us producers..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop quibbling, you just like big breasts!"

Qiao Sheng felt wronged. He didn't say that he liked this style at all, but he thought again, under the same conditions, who doesn't like bigger ones?

So he was relieved and stopped defending himself. He generously admitted: "I just like big breasts, so what!"

Bao Baishu fell silent again.

"I have D."

The voice was very low, Qiao Sheng didn't listen carefully, and just wanted to ask her what she said, the other party had hung up.

What did Bao Baishu say just now?

I have a butt?

Who doesn't have a butt.