"Tsk tsk, I haven't been in Konoha for a few days, and this happened. It's really surprising~"
Kamiyo and Asuma squatted on the corner of the street, smoking cigarettes and looking at Hua Ling and Kakashi who were shopping together in front of them.
Kamiyo took a puff of cigarette and said proudly: "This is all thanks to me and Obito. Otherwise, Kakashi will definitely be an old bachelor in the future. Maybe he will have to buy puppets from me to comfort his lonely heart~"
This time Asuma didn't sing a different tune with him: "I believe that Kakashi is a stuffy man!"
Kamiyo took the initiative to high-five Asuma: "Great minds think alike~"
Asuma asked curiously: "By the way, where is Obito? I thought he would peep with you."
Kamiyo pouted and said: "What do you mean by peeping? This is called observation. Kakashi, that wooden man, will definitely not make any progress without our help. As for Obito, he is dating Rin in the Ninja Hospital."
Asuma said, "Dating in a ninja hospital is a special place."
Kamiyo asked gossipingly, "By the way, how are you and Kurenai doing? I haven't seen you and Kurenai together recently. Is it over?"
Asuma rolled his eyes at Kamishiro, "How can you talk like that? We have a good relationship. Kurenai and I are both busy with our respective teams now!"
Kamiyo scolded, "Is that so? Kurenai's taste is really bad. She likes a sloppy bearded guy like you."
The veins on Asuma's forehead instantly stood up, "Don't force me to beat you up!"
"Tsk... Damn it!" Kamishiro's face changed, and he looked speechless.
Asuma's eyelids also jumped.
Because a watermelon rind appeared.
"My eternal rival! Kakashi! Let's fight it out!"
Kai dropped from the sky and kicked Kakashi with a flying kick.
Kakashi dodged immediately, made a stop gesture, looked at Kai with despair and said: "I'm not free today, maybe next time."
Kai frowned and asked: "Why?"
Kakashi had a headache and said: "Because I'm not free!"
Kai looked at Kakashi, then looked at Hua Ling beside Kakashi, and suddenly froze: "No, no way?"
Kamiyo and Asuma suddenly appeared behind Kai, holding Kai on the left and right.
"You guys continue your date, we'll slip away first~"
Kakashi looked at Kamishiro, Asuma and Kai with dead fish eyes.
Kai need not say anything, Kamishiro and Asuma were definitely peeping at them just now!
Really addicted to peeping, right!
And they didn't have a date, it was just Hua Ling who said she wanted to have a good look around Konoha, so Kakashi brought her out.
Hua Ling covered her mouth and smiled: "Your friends are really interesting, Kakashi."
Kakashi frowned: "Interesting? These guys are troublesome."
Hua Ling and Kakashi continued to walk around Konoha: "Huh? Kakashi, is this you?"
Kakashi followed Hua Ling's gaze and his eyelids jumped.
Unconsciously, he came to the adult puppet shop in Kamishiro.
There was a poster of him and Jiraiya at the door!
Kakashi immediately denied it, "It's not me!"
Hua Ling tilted her head and carefully observed Kakashi's poster: "It's not you? But it's exactly the same."
Uchiha Guang leaned against the door frame and looked at Hua Ling curiously: "Oh, isn't this Kakashi? This is Hua Ling, right?"
Hua Ling nodded: "It's me."
Uchiha Guang introduced himself: "I am Kamishiro's wife, Uchiha Guang, nice to meet you, hello."
Hua Ling couldn't help asking: ""Hello, may I ask... what is this dream house selling? Is the poster at the door Kakashi?"
Uchiha Guang glanced at Kakashi's poster and replied: "It's Kakashi. As for what it sells... you will know when you come in. "
Driven by curiosity, Hua Ling entered the store.
Five minutes later, Hua Ling walked out of the store with a red face.
It's so embarrassing!
Kakashi followed Hua Ling helplessly, his face was gone!
Hua Ling kept looking at Kakashi with her peripheral vision. She didn't expect Kakashi to endorse such a store.
It seems... what Kamishiro said before, that Kakashi was lustful, should be true.
If Kakashi knew what Hua Ling was thinking now, he might have to find a hole to crawl into.
...
"I say Kai, why are you so unacceptable?"
Kamiyo and Asuma looked at Kai who was hit hard, and they didn't understand.
Kai suddenly burst into tears and said, "If Kakashi finds a girlfriend, will he still compete with me in the future?"
Kamiyo and Asuma's eyes twitched. They really couldn't understand Kai's brain circuit.Solution.
"Brother Kamishiro! Run!"
In the distance, Naruto and Jiraiya ran towards Kamishiro anxiously.
Kamishiro asked in confusion: "What happened?"
Naruto panted and said: "I was, discovered!"
Kamishiro frowned and said: "Discovered? What was discovered? Can you stop panting when you talk?"
Jiraiya said embarrassedly: "I accidentally took the wrong scroll, so..."
Kamishiro's eyelids jumped, and his heart suddenly became flustered: "Jiraiya-sama, you can't... accidentally let Tsunade-sama discover the puppet?"
Jiraiya scratched his head and laughed dryly: "That's it~"
After Naruto recovered a little, he hurriedly said: "Now Tsunade is chasing the lecherous sage all over Konoha, and she also said she wants to kill you, Brother Kamiyo!"
Kamiyo was so anxious that he jumped up and down: "Master Jiraiya, why are you still so pitiful!"
"Sorry, I just told Minato some time ago that I want to take Naruto out to practice for a while. In this case, I will take Naruto away now. As for Kamiyo, you... won't die. Okay, goodbye!"
Jiraiya grabbed Naruto's collar and ran away.
Kamiyo was stunned to see Jiraiya running away.
So shameless? !
Kamiyo said to Asuma and Kai urgently: "Don't say you have seen me! I'm running away first!"
Asuma asked: "Wait, Kamiyo, where are you going to hide?"
Kamiyo didn't think much and said directly: "Research department!"
After that, Kamiyo ran away and disappeared.
After a while, Tsunade chased after them and asked Asuma and Kai with a bad face: "Did you see Jiraiya and Kamiyo?"
Asuma laughed sinisterly and betrayed Kamiyo directly: "Kamiyo went to hide in the research department, and Master Jiraiya took Naruto out of the village to practice!"
"Damn Jiraiya!" Tsunade smashed the street lamp post on the roadside with one fist and gritted her teeth and said: "Heh, the research department, right!"
Tsunade ran towards the scientific research department aggressively.
Asuma laughed happily, because Kamiyo said that Hong had bad taste and liked a sloppy bearded man like him, and his beard was obviously very sexy!
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