What Should I Do If I Can’T Die?

Isn't he just Ascension? How could a docile fairy bird like a crane offend him and be eaten?

"Wow, you are a dog fairy, a death fairy, and a pig fairy!"

Black Water Black Snake cursed loudly and spit out fragrance at Song Shi, and the mucus in his mouth almost sprayed on Song Shi.

Song Shi glanced at the Black Water Black Snake's tongue: "The mouth is so smelly, but your tongue looks delicious."

When the latter heard this, he hurriedly shut up, but Song Shi had already taken action.

The cold light flickered, and he cut off a section of his tongue before shutting up. Blood spurted out immediately, making the Black Water Black Snake scream in pain, and he could no longer speak fluently.

Song Shi took the severed tongue and looked at it. The Black Water Black Snake was too big. Even if it was just a piece of tongue, it was still huge compared to him, enough to eat a big meal.

Having part of its tongue cut off, the Black Water Black Snake was completely frightened. The whole snake was in bad condition and hurriedly stayed away from Song Shi.

However, the law chains on its body restrict its movements, and it can only move within a certain range within the prison, and it cannot escape Song Shi at all.

Song Shi ignored this special food and smiled at Wang Dong: "Brother Wang, would you like some fragrant braised tongue?"

"Well, I have been living without food for tens of thousands of years and I don't have this hobby." Wang Dong shook his head.

"Try it, it must be delicious."

Song Shi walked to the house next to Tianlao, took out some kitchen utensils, turned the bones into knives, and removed the tongue coating and other things, leaving only the softest and most tender meat.

Then he took out the brine ingredients, cut the tongue into pieces and put it into the pot, added Entering Spirit spring to start braising the meat, and sliced ​​the remaining part, marinated it with sauce, and prepared a portion of fried snake tongue in red oil.

Wang Dong looked at it in a daze, facing various pots, pans, sauces, vinegar, salt and other condiments, and said speechlessly: "Brother Song, you are an immortal, how come you have so many things? Just like a mortal cook."

"Why, there is no immortal chef in the Immortal Court?"

Song Shi doesn't think there's anything wrong.

"Yes, they are all serving the big guys, and some of the delicacies at the grand event will be prepared by them."

Wang Dong nodded: "However, normal immortals are basically not like you."

"Then I'm not normal."

Song Shi pouted: "People are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat even one meal, you will feel hungry and become an immortal. Naturally, you should enjoy more delicious food. Otherwise, what's the point of living forever?"

"That makes sense."

Wang Dong agreed and looked at Song Shi's pot: "Is this pot the Law Treasure you specially refined?"

"Well, only Law Treasure can cook the flesh and blood of these monsters."

Song Shi nodded. His artifact refining method was basically only used to refine kitchen utensils.

He used another wok and added lard. The oil came from the pig demon and had a very fragrant smell. It boiled quickly under the heat of the sun's fairy fire.

Tsk~

When the marinated tongue slices were put into the pot, there was a sound of frying, and a richer meaty aroma emerged.

Song Shi waved his hand, and the laws of space were released, creating a unique space around him to prevent sounds and fragrances from traveling too far.

Wang Dong swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but said: "It smells so good. It looks much more delicious than those made by those fairy chefs."

"Why, I'm not as good as a professional as a wild guy?" Song Shi said with a smile.

"Maybe it's due to the difference in taste. Xianchu's food is lighter and focuses on health preservation and replenishing energy. It's not this kind of taste."

Wang Dong is not easy to judge.

“This one has more of a pyrotechnic feel.”

Song Shi stir-fried a few times and slapped the wok, and the snake meat immediately fell on the plate.

"eat?"

Song Shi looked at Wang Dong who was drooling with a half-smile.

"I have wine."

Wang Dong was embarrassed to eat for nothing, so he took out a pot of fairy wine.

Song Shi's eyes were shining. He had never drank fairy wine before. He threw out two wine bowls and said, "Here, eat meat and drink wine."

"Hehe, okay!"

Wang Dong poured out the wine pot, and the small wine pot flowed out. The rich aroma of wine filled the air, and the water flowed continuously, seemingly endlessly.

"This is the Zuixian Brewing from Zuixian Tower. It's a big portion, but don't drink too much. We still have things to do."

Wang Dong introduced.

"Then this is the real Drunken Immortal Wine, I have to try it."

Song Shi picked it up without any courtesy and took a big sip. His eyes became brighter and he took a breath of alcohol: "Good wine!"

"Dry!"

The two of them enjoyed it to their heart's content and were so happy.

After eating his tongue, Song Shi came to Tianlao again.

"You...what else do you want to do?"

"Continue to dig out some meat and eat all your meat cooked by lightning."

Song Shi speaks righteously: "Can't waste it, right?"

"..."

Black Water Black Snake gritted his teeth: "I will treat you as your help in dealing with the necrotic flesh and blood."

"You're welcome."

"..."

The Blackwater Black Snake swore that he would eat this still-dead human race in the future.

Song Shi moved his fingers, his sword energy moving horizontally and vertically, and accurately removed the cooked meat, accumulating a lot of it.

"Well, it's enough to last for a while. Next time, I'll eat it half-ripened."

Song Shi muttered.

"Don't go too far."

Black Water Black Snake was angry.

"Half-cooked is considered necrotic flesh and blood. It needs to be disposed of, right? This way we can recover faster."

Song Shi said, "So, I should get rid of all your half-cooked meat. Don't thank me."

The sword light flickered, falling on the Black Water Black Snake's wound, digging out part of the blood-streaked flesh, causing the latter to tremble violently in pain.

"What the hell, I really appreciate you!"

Black Water Black Snake cursed: "You are not a human being!"

"I am a human being, a snake-eater."

Song Shi corrected: "Have you ever heard of scraping bones to heal injuries? I will help you dig out the damaged flesh and blood, which will help the injury heal."

As he spoke, he sealed the mountain of snake meat.

This guy is so big that even the cut meat is enough for him to eat for a long time. Sealing it will help preserve it.

After cooking some more snake meat, Wang Dong and Wang Dong stood chatting at the door of the prison after eating and drinking.

Wang Dong told Song Shi about the situation of this stronghold. Song Shi listened and asked questions, and quickly learned about this thunder punishment platform.

This stronghold is located in the chaotic waters of Dongzhou, and is mainly surrounded by large and small islands.

Of course, they are said to be islands, but in fact they are comparable in area to continents, but compared to the gods, these continents are almost the same as ordinary islands.

The Chaotic Sea is named because of the chaos. The forces within it are complicated and difficult to control.

According to Wang Dong, there are many things to do here but little reward, and it is easy to be thankless. It is not a peaceful place.

Song Shi thinks this place is pretty good. The more chaotic it is, the more room he has to play.

After the exchange, Wang Dong went to do his own thing, and Song Shi also became familiar with the use of Tianlao and Thunder Punishment Order.

As a result, the Black Water Black Snake became the subject of the experiment. The thunder continued and all kinds of thunder punishment methods were used on it.

Tired and hungry after casting spells, Song Shi ate snake meat to make full use of this Great Monster.

Black Water Black Snake could still curse at first, but later he didn't even have the strength to curse. After half a month, he became dying. His originally strong body was made so skinny by Song Shi that there was not much skin and flesh left on his body, which made him extremely miserable. .