What Should I Do If I Can’T Die?

"I have an identity token."

Song Shi touched her waist, and then she remembered that the wooden sign given by Ximen Le had been crushed by the power of space together with the clothes.

He smiled awkwardly: "I lost it accidentally."

"Then you can only go to the law enforcement team to explain."

Wu Shansheng hummed: "Stealing the Entering Spirit bird breeding ground, killing the spirit birds, and their origins are unknown, even if you are really a new elder..."

boom!

He flew out with a fist mark on his face, and the fire light danced in front of his eyes. He was pressed to the ground by Song Shi, and his hands were turned over, unable to move.

"Why didn't you fall?"

Wu Shansheng was stunned.

"This little medicine of yours is not enough."

Song Shi grabbed the token from Wu Shansheng's waist. After injecting Yuan Power, the air in the distance fluctuated and a portal appeared.

"If you really want the token, I'll borrow it first."

With a joking smile, Song Shi knocked Wu Shansheng unconscious with one palm, and disappeared with the token.

A quarter of an hour later, Wu Shansheng woke up and found that his clothes had been pecked to pieces by the goose. He covered his forehead and roared: "Song Shi, eat my goose and steal my token. Don't let me find you!"

He cursed and stood up. His expression changed when he thought about what happened to him. He said, "I'm afraid this guy is a Transcendent Martial Artist. His melee combat ability is so strong that I didn't even react."

He took out the mirror and looked at the mark on his face, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "I can't let others know that I, a Foundation Building Late Stage guy, was beaten up by a new guy. I'll just endure it for two days and see what happens to this guy."

He looked down and saw that this person didn't take his life, nor did he take the storage bag. He must be new.

He took out a token and was just glad that the guy took the token from the breeding area. Then he found that there were several swans missing and there were a lot of goose feathers on the ground.

"Damn, this guy!"

Wu Shansheng cursed loudly, "Fortunately, he didn't know that goose feathers are more precious, otherwise he would have been in trouble."

I hurried back to my apartment and changed my clothes. I had just rubbed some alcohol for bruises when there was a voice outside the door.

"Senior Brother Wu, are you here? Ximen greets you."

"Ximen Le, you are always responsible for guarding the door. What do you want from me?"

Wu Shansheng didn't go out, "I'm taking a shower now. If you have anything to say, just tell me."

Ximen Le said politely: "Senior Brother Wu, Elder Ziyue has recruited a new outer sect elder and two deacons. He has obtained the palace master's permission. However, I don't know where this new outer sect elder has gone. If he shows up, what will happen to him?" Please help arrange it, the teleportation array over at Ziyue Palace is broken, junior brother, I am busy repairing it."

"New outer sect elder?"

Wu Shansheng frowned: "Is he called Song Shi?" "Yes, that's him."

Ximen Le affirmed, "They have already recorded several pieces of information."

"Okay, I will make good arrangements for him!"

Wu Shansheng's voice became a little heavier.

"Excuse me, Senior Brother Wu."

After saying that, Ximen Le hurriedly left and ran to the Foundation Building teleportation array.

In Yaoyue Palace, the inner and outer doors are far apart. It would be very troublesome if you don't go in and out through the teleportation array.

Wu Shansheng took out a jade book. After activating it, light groups were projected. After clicking a few times, a figure jumped out.

The other party's appearance was so familiar that Wu Shansheng sneered: "If I don't put you in the worst position, my surname will not be Wu."

Song Shi took the token and walked around the back mountain for a long time, and got a general understanding of the situation.

He found that there were many animals raised at the foot of the mountain, there were various attics on the mountainside, and beauties could be seen from time to time, and there were palaces on the top of the mountain.

The buildings are filled with birdsong and flowers, almost like a paradise. It is hard to imagine that it will be ice and snow outside.

"Well, junior brother, you are so bad."

When passing by a peach forest, there were charming smiles from men and women inside. Song Shi took a closer look and saw a peach tree shaking violently and peach blossoms falling down.

"..."

Song Shi walked away and soon met a beautiful woman watering flowers. She looked like Xiaojiabiyu and was endearing.

When the latter saw Song Shi, his face turned red and he bowed politely: "Senior, do you want to pick flowers?"

Song Shi felt strange, why are you blushing? Have you never seen a man?

He still enjoyed the woman's shy and happy look, and said with a smile, "Which flower are you talking about?"

"Senior, you can have any flower you want."

The girl lowered her head and answered.

Song Shi walked over and the woman looked even more ashamed. He picked a rose next to her and smiled slightly: "What is your little flower called?"

"Junior Ye Chan."

"Remember, remember to call me Young Master next time. Senior sounds too old."

Amidst the laughter, a gust of wind blew, the flowers swayed in the wind, and Song Shi disappeared.

"There are indeed many beautiful monks."

Song Shi fell on the steps in the distance, feeling very good.

"However, it's quite interesting for this girl to pretend to be young for me."

Song Shi muttered that he didn't believe that in a sect like this that specially sent outer disciples to brothels, there would be someone so innocent and shy, looking like he had never seen a man before.

Along the way up the mountain, he found that there were not more women than men in this place, but more male monks he met.

Since he had Wu Shansheng's token hanging on his waist, the monks he met were quite polite even though they had never met him.

When I encountered a place I didn't know, I asked, and finally I came to the entrance of Qianshan where I had been before.

"Oh my God, I'm finally back to the starting point. Just wait here."

Song Shi glanced around, sat on the largest landscape stone, and carefully looked at the front mountain area of ​​the outer gate.

As soon as you see the garden, waterside pavilion, carved railings and jade columns, pavilions and pavilions, Song Shi thought it was some kind of royal palace, home to a wealthy family.

"Song Shi!"

A sound of gnashing teeth suddenly exploded behind a rockery, making the air buzz.

Song Shi was startled, looked back and smiled: "Brother Wu, we are so destined to meet again."

"Yes, it's very fateful."

Wu Shansheng gritted his teeth. He used medicinal wine, but there was still a faint red mark on his face.

"This... I am also self-defense. Brother Wu, don't be angry. From now on we are all from the same sect. If we don't fight, we won't get to know each other."

Song Shi coughed, fell down from the stone, looked at the acquaintance and said, "You are an old man, you must know how to live here."

"Shameless!"

Wu Shansheng shouldn't have a fit here, because...he's not sure he can beat this guy.

He took a deep breath: "I am the person in charge of all the chores at the outer gate. I am arranging your entrance procedures. Let's go to your doghouse!"

"..."

Song Shi's face twitched, this was embarrassing. He beat this guy unconscious before, so it would be strange if he didn't hold grudges.

"Give me the token back!"

Wu Shansheng stretched out his hand.

Song returned the property to its original owner and said, "Brother Wu, where do I live?"

"You'll find out when you follow me."

Wu Shansheng led the way with a cold face. Song Shi thought about it and took out a bag of spiritual stones: "Brother Wu, I was a little heavy-handed just now. This is the medical expenses."

"Oh, that's pretty good."

Wu Shansheng sneered, accepted the spirit stone without courtesy, and weighed it: "These three hundred spirit stones are not enough to compensate the spirit goose."

"That's all for now. We'll make up for it later." Song Shi saw that this guy's attitude had not softened and he stopped smashing the spirit stone.

Walked along a path for a while.

"Woof woof!"

A dog barked, and Song Shi was stunned: "Brother Wu, you won't really find me a kennel, will you?"

“It would be nice to have a place to stay!”

Wu Shansheng snorted: "All the outer elders, deacons and disciples have to be responsible for some chores. We are short of someone to raise the dog, so I will leave it to you!"

"Am I a bitch-dog Wen, a shit-sweeper?"

Song Shi thought strangely, seeing a stench appearing, and seeing dog poop on the ground from time to time, and his face turned dark: "Brother Wu, I think I am very suitable for being a goose."

"Are you going to raise geese?"

Song Shi squinted and said, "After one year of taking the lead, there will probably be only goose feathers left, right?"