What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Feng Xiuye ​​got into the car with the eight-armed and eight-eyed wooden carving and gave an address. The driver drove there immediately, knowing the way.

On the highway, off the highway and up the mountain road, we drove for more than two hours.

Originally, Feng Xiuye ​​sat on the back seat and put the wooden carving aside, but his eyes always unconsciously wanted to take a look, and then he couldn't help but think of the creepy monster with eight arms and eight eyes in his dream, so he finally simply It is to take off the coat and cover it to cover it.

When he saw the unremarkable small Taoist temple outside through the car window, Feng Xiuye ​​was slightly relieved, picked up the wooden sculpture wrapped in clothes and got out of the car.

It seems that the trail is not full of incense, and it can even be said to be very deserted. It is now three o'clock in the afternoon, and there is no pilgrim in sight, and there is no one to answer the door.

Feng Xiuye ​​didn't care, and led the driver directly into the gate, then walked into the backyard along the corridor next to the main hall, and found the second room on the right.

The door of the room was wide open. Inside, a Taoist priest, who was casually dressed in a Taoist robe and sports shorts, showing his big hairy legs, whose exact age could not be seen, was playing Sekiro on the TV with a handle.

Taoist Niu? Feng Xiuye ​​called out. He was not surprised that a Taoist priest actually played PS4 in a Taoist temple, because he was the one who gave this PS4.

The Taoist stopped the game, looked back at Feng Xiuye, and said with a smile, Hey? Boss Feng, why are you free to come over today? The Taoist had a beard all over his face and a bun on his head, looking a little sloppy.

Feng Xiuye ​​knew that despite the smallness of this Taoist temple, this Taoist priest did not have the appearance of an expert at all, but the income in this temple was actually very good. At least he knew several big bosses who often invited this bully. The Taoist priest and another Taoist priest in the temple went to see Fengshui and performed scientific rituals.

He once proposed to donate money to repair this Taoist temple, expand it along the central axis, build more courtyards, build more halls, at least repair the Jade Emperor Hall, Jiuyu Hall, Dongyue Hall, and Xiyue Hall, anyway. The land on the side is also Taoist, but it was rejected by Daoist Niu very resolutely.

The reason is that if it is too big, there will be many pilgrims, and it is not easy to clean, it is too troublesome.

Feng Xiuye ​​also understood the meaning behind the words, it was because he was afraid that he would be busy with too many things and would not have time to play games...

However, Daoist Niu’s professional ability is really strong. When you ask him to look at Feng Shui, what is placed where, what is the reason, and the principle, all speak clearly and logically. Taoist classics are also readily available. If you don’t understand, you can By the way, I will explain it to you in popular language, and I will share with you the difference between Taoism and Taoism, the characteristics and areas of expertise of Quanzhen and Zhengyi, etc.

In short, after seeing Daoist Niu's Feng Shui once, no matter where he bought the property, Feng Xiuye ​​couldn't help but want to ask him to take a look, even if the fee is really not low.

Daoist Niu, I seem to have encountered something evil. Feng Xiuye ​​said, revealing the wooden sculpture wrapped in clothes.

Daoist Niu took the woodcarving and looked at it for a while, then asked, What's going on?

Feng Xiuye ​​said to the driver who followed him and stood by the door: You wait for me in the car first.

When only he and Daoist Niu were left in the room, he explained in detail what he had dreamed at noon. However, compared to his secretiveness to his father, he explained to Daoist Niu very detailed, including his feelings at that time. The detailed description of the eight-armed and eight-eyed monster, as well as his subsequent physical changes, etc., were all told.

Daoist Niu listened carefully without interrupting. While playing with the wood carving, he narrowed his eyes and observed Feng Xiuye. After he finished speaking, he said, Boss Feng, have you had a drink at noon?

Feng Xiuye ​​froze for a moment, then nodded.

Daoist Niu: Let me see the tongue.

Feng Xiuye ​​stuck out his tongue as he said.

Daoist Niu: Stretch out your left hand.

Feng Xiuye ​​stretched out his left hand.

Niu Daochang placed three fingers on his left wrist, and said: Stretch out your right hand.

After clasping his right wrist again, Daoist Niu said, Have you ever had sexual indiscretion before?

Feng Xiuye ​​naturally knew what he meant, but he still found it strange to hear this from a Taoist priest, so he nodded honestly and said, There have been a few times.

Niu Daochang said: My suggestion, find time to go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible, go to the dermatology department to draw a tube of blood, it's very simple, but go to a regular third-class hospital, I recommend ** Hospital, their dermatology department The top in the country. Then restrain your sex life, work and eat regularly, increase physical exercise, get in touch with family and friends more, and maintain an optimistic attitude.”

Ah? Feng Xiuye ​​was a little dazed, staring blankly at the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving in Niu Daochang's hand, and asked, Then...then this woodcarving...

Daoist Niu said: Our Taoism has a saying of 'three corpses'. The upper corpse is decorated with flowers, the middle corpse is delicious, and the lower corpse is delicious. These three corpses haunt the viscera and soul of the human body, causing confusion and confusion Dreams...forget it, it doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in religion. In short, people’s dreams start from themselves and are caused by emotions. Judgment, the root is still in yourself. As for this wood carving, look at the arms and the bald head... I think you may feel that these parts are like certain organs after seeing the wood carving. Emotionally unstable, affected, associated.

Feng Xiuye ​​was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he was stunned for a long time before he realized it, and said anxiously: I was dreaming first, and I saw the wood carving only after I woke up!

Daoist Niu asked back: You said the shelf where the wooden carvings are placed, can you see it once you enter the door?

Feng Xiuye ​​recalled it for a while, nodded and said, That's fine, but when I entered the door today, I didn't notice the wood carving.

Daoist Niu twitched his beard and said, We can see far more things than we think. You think you haven't noticed, but your subconscious has already imprinted its image on you. in mind.

After speaking, Daoist Niu paused for a moment, seemed to think of something, shook his head and said, Forget it, I'm not a professional in this area. If you live a regular life and rest after checking your body and you're fine, you still have nightmares. Go to ** Hospital to see the psychiatry department, or consult a licensed psychologist. The psychiatry department of ** Hospital is very good, with an international first-class level, and you can go for an examination if you have nothing to do.

Feng Xiuye ​​didn't know what to say anymore, he stared at the bearded Taoist in front of him with a complicated expression, you are a Taoist! ! I'm here to ask you to exorcise evil spirits! ! Why do you keep telling me to see a doctor? ?

Niu Daochang seemed to see his doubts, and said: There is a specialization in art, Boss Feng, if you ask me to read Feng Shui, then I am obliged to do so, but this is obviously a physical and mental problem, so I should find a more professional one. Humanity is good!

What age is this, don't let us Taoist priests take care of everything, don't shy away from medical treatment, go to a doctor when you need to see a doctor!

In the past, we monks had to learn everything, and we had to help people see a doctor. That was because it was not convenient for ordinary people to see a doctor at that time. Now it is different. Those doctors and experts have spent most of their lives studying a certain type of disease, which is comparable to ours. Much more professional.

Feng Xiuye ​​felt a little confused when he heard it. It was quite contrary to say it from a Taoist priest who was good at feng shui, but somehow he felt it made sense, and he didn't think it would damage his original high-level image at all.

What Daoist Niu said is really... refreshing.

Taoism pays attention to Taoism and nature. The Book of Changes and gossip follow the law of nature, and physical chemistry also follows the law of nature. It doesn't mean that new things must be better, and it doesn't mean that old things can't be changed. Everything depends on the effect. Isn’t it advancing with the times?” Daoist Niu said, raised the wood carving in his hand, and said: “But this wood carving is really interesting, and I like it when I look at it. If Boss Feng thinks it’s an eyesore, why don’t you give it to me? ? Or sell it to me? I will offer 500 yuan...

Uh, this belongs to my father. I dare not give it away without his consent. Feng Xiuye ​​said hastily.

Oh, that's it. Daoist Niu nodded, but he didn't take it seriously, and returned the wood carving to Feng Xiuye: This wood carving actually looks quite interesting, um, Boss Feng, go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible.

Coming out of Daoist Niu's house and standing in front of the main hall, Feng Xiuye ​​was still in a daze, rubbed his temples, and found a pair of couplets on the doorpost next to him:

If you have evil intentions, there is no benefit in letting you burn incense; if you stand upright, it doesn't matter if you don't worship me.

Looking down at the wood carving in his hand, he couldn't help wondering if he was thinking too much?

What Daoist Niu said is indeed reasonable. Since you are worried about your health, it is the safest thing to go for a checkup. So he secretly decided to go to the hospital for a full-body examination tomorrow, of course, including going to the dermatology department to draw a tube of blood...

Then he cut off with a few lovers, and took good care of his lower body when he was on a business trip. He believed that in a short time, just recalling that horrible nightmare and the weird man with eight arms and eight eyes would be enough to dispel his desire.

But after getting in the car, Feng Xiuye ​​couldn't help but call his father.

Dad, did you also have nightmares? Nightmares related to that wood carving? Feng Xiuye's question was very straightforward, and he knew there must be some reason, otherwise his father would not have tacitly allowed him to bring the wood carving out.

Isn't it normal to have a nightmare once in a while? Don't make a fuss. Mr. Feng's tone was a little impatient.

Feng Xiuye ​​heard the meaning, and his father also had a dream related to the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving!

Dad, am I worried about Nana? That friend she knows must have messed with something unclean...

I don't clean your head! Don't lose the wood carving, come back in two days, that's it. Mr. Feng seemed to be a little annoyed and hung up the phone.

Feng Xiuye ​​thought for a while, and then called Tang Baona: Nana, I went to your grandfather's house at noon today. Well, your grandfather is in good health. By the way, I saw a man with eight arms and eight eyes. I heard it was made by your friend? Oh, he did it himself? Did you carve anything else? Birthday gift? What kind? What, Sa... Boer? Oh, anime characters... yes Now, how has your sleep been recently, have you had any nightmares or anything? It’s nothing, just asking casually, no, oh, that’s good...

After hanging up the phone, Feng Xiuye ​​was still a little worried, so he decided to make two-handed preparations, raised his head and asked the driver who was driving: Old Wang, where is the 'master' who is very good at exorcising evil that you said before? ?”

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