What is a red-temperature top order?
Chapter 211 The Baptism of Father Imp
"Brother Wen, how did I perform in my post-match speech just now?"
Snakes Lounge.
Song Wen reluctantly pushed his fat face aside.
"Okay, very good. You have asked me this question twelve times since yesterday. If you ask me again, I will let Imp go drink immediately and you two will sleep together at night."
After hearing Song Wen's words, he subconsciously covered his buttocks and said with a smile:
"Has Brother Wen had any thoughts about playing mid lane recently?"
"No."
After receiving Song Wen's confirmation, he finally felt relieved, licking his face and coming closer.
"Brother Wen, the next game is about to start. You can wash it for me again."
Song Wen glanced at the gesture and sneered:
"Wash, wash, wash. I think about washing every day. Are you really treating yourself like a Uzi? I can't wash anymore."
After hearing Song Wen's words, his posture was stunned for a moment, and then he looked sad.
"Why can't I wash it?"
"The baptism ceremony can only be held once every five days. Even if I wash it for you now, it will have no effect."
Seeing Song Wen looking like he was not discussing, he sighed inwardly.
It seems that Brother Wen is still jealous of my talent...
He looked at Imp on the other side and rolled his eyes.
"Puff, why don't you wash it for me?"
Imp was startled by the sudden approach.
"What to wash?"
"Baptism."
"Why is there such a thing in the nest?"
He held Imp's hand tightly, as if he was afraid that Imp would run away in the next second.
"Why don't you? Just like Brother Wen, aren't you both priests?"
Imp raised his hand and pointed at his nose with a confused look on his face: "Is that a nest?"
Seeing that Imp didn't want to help him, Zhi Zhi had another idea in his mind.
"Look at it, actually, I'm not doing it for myself. I want to become stronger, but for you!"
After hearing the gesture's words, imp looked confused, obviously unable to figure out what this matter had to do with him.
The posture meter came to mind, and he started talking with a smile.
"You see, when we play the LCK, we will most likely encounter KT. Then I will punch the fat general and kick the score, and then as soon as I have time, I will help you grab the bottom lane! I'll help you Defeat KT!"
The gesture's words clearly touched the heart of imp.
If there is any team that imp wants to play in this intercontinental competition, it must be KT.
After all, the current KT bottom lane duo includes Mata, who used to be his support, but has always been inferior to Mr. Dai, and Mr. Dai, whom Mata says he cannot compare to.
The bottom lane of these two people, I even dream of beating them up!
After years of frustration and dissatisfaction in my heart, I must prove myself in this competition!
Seeing that imp was a little moved, he struck a chord while the iron was hot:
"But if I don't perform well... to be honest, it may be because the fat general lives in the bottom lane. I know that our normal laning will definitely defeat the pilot, but... alas..."
Upon hearing the gesture, Imp jumped up from his seat.
"Wash! Must wash! Wash now!!"
——
M17 Lounge.
Mid laner Apex had no intention of watching the live game being played on the screen. Instead, he dragged the progress bar over and over to watch the game that had just ended between the Snakes and MVP on his phone.
"Wow! This person is so outrageous!"
The Snakes team, which swept SKT in MSI, is the team that attracted the most attention in this Asian competition. Therefore, before the game, each team also conducted more or less research on the Snakes team.
But until they played against MVP, most teams believed that the Snakes' middle was the best breakthrough point.
As a result, the Snakes slapped everyone in the face in their first game.
This made Apex, the mid laner of the M17 team, directly confused.
After all, in the previous tactical arrangement, he had to assume the C position, suppressing or even beating the Snakes' mid laner in the middle.
However, as far as the competitive state shown in the previous game was concerned, this was somewhat of a fantasy.
Top laner 3z looked relaxed, even with a look of gloating on his face.
He also watched the last game.
Black played a big tree and mixed with ADD's Poppy on the top lane.
I have to admit that black is indeed very strong. A big tree can stabilize ADD's Poppy in lane for more than ten dollars. But from 3Z's point of view, ADD is already the happiest top laner against black. of people.
After all, as long as the current top laner hears that he is laning with black, everyone will inevitably feel insecure, fearing that he will be knocked out of the lane and become the culprit of the team's defeat. The worst thing is to be used as a background board in the highlight. People make fun.
But judging from the first game, whether the Snakes deliberately hid their ultimate move or made tactical adjustments, they seemed to be planning to use the middle to carry the game, while black on the top lane was very strange and played a tank.
This is undoubtedly a good thing for 3Z.
After all, if black only wants to play a tank, no matter how fierce or skillful he is, the upper limit of the tank hero will be there. As long as he maintains stable development, there will be no big problem.
So 3z, who was in a good mood, comforted Apex.
"Relax, after all, it doesn't seem to be the first time he's been doing that kind of thing. Maybe he'll get sick if he touches you this time."
Apex was stunned for a moment and hissed, feeling that what 3Z said made sense.
"You mean, that gesture is going to start match-fixing again?"
Along with the heated discussion about Zheng's superb performance in the last game, there are also many public opinions who are curious about whether Zheng was deliberately fake.
After all, no matter how unstable a person's condition is, such an outrageous posture is still a bit too outrageous.
Of course, most of this is just ridicule from netizens.
At this time, Apex also made its own joke:
"Then should I inform my mother and ask her to sell the house and buy it for me to get first blood in a solo kill stance?"
Seeing that Apex's mood relaxed a little, 3Z laughed:
"I also sold it and bought it together. The worst case scenario is that I will retire directly. That's an 80-to-1 odds! Hahaha!"
3z's humor obviously humored Apex, and Apex's face darkened again.
Odds of 1 to 80, what does this mean?
In Song Wen's words.
This means that the coal sucker kicked the ball into Inter Milan's goal.
It represents that Meizui is a humble person.
Compared to this.
It's better to believe that coal sucking is a Japanese hybrid.
It is better to believe that the Champions League, Premier League, FA Cup champion, Premier League Golden Boot, and European Golden Boot are not as valuable as the French Ligue 1 champion and Ligue 1 assists leader.
We are both Confucian scholars, why is Uzi not as great as coal suckers.
Because Meishui can steal the World Footballer with his physical advantage, but Uzi cannot steal a world championship trophy.
——
"Dear viewers before the live broadcast, what you are watching now is the group stage of the 2017 League of Legends Asia Competition. Our snake team from the LPL division will face the M17 team from the LMS division! I am the commentator Miller!"
"I'm the commentator doll."
"I am the commentator without status!"
In the commentary box, when they saw the players from the Snakes team coming on the court, the faces of the three commentators looked better.
Because in the game that just ended, EDG once again lived up to expectations and lost the game.
So far, all four teams in the LPL division, except for the Snakes, have been wiped out in the group stage. In total, only the Snakes have won one victory from MVP before.
This is undoubtedly a huge blow to LPL fans.
For the three commentators on the stage, they also felt embarrassed.
After all, it’s okay for the three teams in the LPL to lose to the LCK, but now they can’t even beat the LMS.
Miller sighed, trying to adjust himself from the disappointment just now.
"The last game was indeed a bit too depressing. After more than 40 minutes of fierce fighting, EDG finally lost the game. I hope that the next Snake team can give us a different feeling."
The doll nodded and said:
"The loss in the last game was really undeserved. EDG actually had the lead in the early stage, but they just didn't dare to fight or push, and in the end the game was ended by a wave. But I think the Snakes' The styles are different, so let’s cheer up and pay attention to the last game of the group stage!”
At this time, the event broadcaster saw that the popularity had not declined, but had increased slightly, and he was relieved.
After all, this last group match actually doesn't mean much anymore.
The LCK division leads the pack with a record of 7 wins and 1 loss in the group stage, and has taken the lead in securing a ticket to the finals.
The LPL division has only won one game so far. Even if the Snakes win this game, they are destined to compete in the semifinals with the LMS division.
In addition, M17 is not a well-known team. It stands to reason that the popularity of this kind of game without suspense should plummet.
But the popularity of the Snakes obviously exceeded everyone's imagination.
Chief among them is that the Snakes never disappoint.
After experiencing huge disappointment, LPL fans are extremely eager to see a hearty game and want to see the Snakes regain the field for LPL.
In the live broadcast room at this time, although the popularity is still very high, there are not many barrages. It is obvious that I am tired of scolding EDG just now.
[Come on, Snake Team! Come on, Heide! 】
[I waited until now while holding my breath, waiting for Hei to come out and save me. 】
[The LPL is really stinky. If it hadn’t been hacked, I wouldn’t dare think about it. 】
[Now I finally understand that sentence, written as black, pronounced as light, black is really the hope of the whole village now. 】
[I say a number, 20:0! 】
[Don’t play tanks this time around. Let’s work together with 3C to end the game as soon as possible. 】
[Um, 3C doesn’t mean black out, puff and posture, right? 】
[It’s broken, the posture has changed to C! 】
[The last game was really C, I hope I don’t get sick this time. 】
[The posture is C, why doesn’t Uzi go to the priest for baptism? 】
At this time, the Snakes player bench.
The posture is obviously very exciting.
Because although he was not baptized by Father Song Wen, he was also baptized by Father Imp.
In fact, the gesture doesn't feel like a fool.
He felt that the so-called baptism or exorcism was actually just a psychological suggestion.
In the final analysis, your own skills are still in place!
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