Weird World of Immortality

The sentence behind Zhou Fan I'm handsome, you are jealous of me, it's a joke, but Heilong still sneered: "In our dragon's eyes, you humans are no different from monkeys or gorillas, and I really can't tell you apart. beauty and ugliness."

"Then remember my face. People like me are handsome, others are ugly." Zhou Fan pointed to his face, "That way you will be able to tell the difference."

Heilong laughed at himself and said, "You are really thick-skinned, but you want to know why this seat refuses to trade with you. This seat will tell you that."

"I don't know about the other leaders, but I have had enough of the failure of you guides. It's impossible to reach the destination of the ship."

"This seat also has a set of criteria for choosing its own cooperative boarding crew."

"What standard?" Zhou Fan asked solemnly.

It must have been the set of criteria that excluded him.

"This seat usually goes to pee after waking up from a long sleep. If the urine is one of the three colors of red, orange and yellow, this seat will choose to help the boarding person. If it is one of the three colors of blue, blue and purple Then I will choose to kill the boarding person as soon as possible and continue to sleep."

"If you can't do it, you can only go to sleep after he is dead."

Zhou Fan was dumbfounded. It turns out that there are so many colors of dragon urine... Wait, is this the time to pay attention to the color of dragon urine?

The key is that he was eliminated in this ridiculous way, and he felt like he wanted to cry without tears.

The way these guides select boarding people is so random and weird!

And his luck was too bad. Of the three boardings, only the fog helped him, and the other two excluded him.

Zhou Fan looked up at the smoking black dragon, with a very reluctant smile on his face: "Dear Dragon Lord, can I ask you to drink more water and give me a chance to pee again?"

"The dragons never take back their pee!" Heilong said firmly.

"Don't you have room for accommodating this rule? For example, if you play a game, you will win or lose?" Zhou Fan asked reluctantly. If he could play the game, the ship might help him like the last time. He still has a chance. .

"What game are you playing?" Heilong took another breath, "Do you think this is a child playing a house? Who is this seat? This seat is the lord of non-human beings, the supreme dragon lord, who speaks the truth and follows the law. Exist, this seat advises you to die."

"Stay well on this boat, if you can't stay any longer, jump down quickly, then this seat can go back to sleep again."

"I've told you what I should have told you, don't bother with this seat, if this seat can't move you... This seat can kill you by blowing your breath."

"I'm going to squint my eyes after I finish smoking this cigarette, and you stay here."

Hei Long's words were both cold and heartless.

"Is there no one in the world who can change your mind?" Zhou Fan asked with a wry smile, this black dragon is really too difficult to communicate with.

Is this the only way to fish alone?

"Human?" Heilong sneered, "Even the most powerful cultivator of your human race can't make me change my mind. If there is anything in the world that can force me to change my mind, then only me is already dead. the father of the emperor."

"If you can make this royal father appear in front of this seat now, this seat will change his mind immediately."

Zhou Fan was silent for a while, and he looked at Heilong with surprise: "Is what you said true?"

"What's the truth?" Heilong was slightly startled, but it quickly reacted, and it sneered: "This seat speaks the law, is it possible that you can make this seat's father and emperor appear in front of this seat?"

"Don't tell me, I really can." Zhou Fan said with a smile.

After he said this, the air suddenly cooled down.

A faint black air permeated out of the black dragon's body, and the entire wooden boat was enveloped by an extremely cold air pressure.

Hei Long's golden eyes stared at Zhou Fan coldly: "There are some things that can't be joked!"

No one can make fun of its father, not even a ship!

Zhou Fan looked directly at Hei Long: "I said I can do it, I can do it."

Hei Long said coldly: "How do you do it? If you have the ability to bring this seat's father back from the dead, why should this seat help you? It's really just opening your mouth and talking nonsense."

"Of course I can't bring your father back to life, but what you said just now is to make your father appear in front of your eyes. This may be an illusion." Zhou Fan explained, in fact he didn't know what was going on. .

"Illusion?" The black dragon's golden eyes showed a sneering look, "You said that you have a technique that can make this seat fall into an illusion? Or have you seen the father of this seat?"

From the perspective of Heilong, with the talent of its dragon family, there is almost no magic in the world that can make it fall into an illusion. As for seeing its father emperor, and thus imagining the appearance of its father emperor, that is even a joke!

The contemporaries of its father and emperor dare not say that they are all dead, but it will definitely not be the teenage human bug in front of me!

"You don't need to know how I do it, I just want to ask, didn't you say that you follow the law? Does what you say count?" Zhou Fan asked calmly.

The black dragon was silent, and the dragon whiskers slowly floated on the dragon's head. Could this person really have a way to do it?

This is impossible!

As a guide, it can see all the conditions of this person's body. With such a low level of this person, it is absolutely impossible to do such a thing!

But where did his confidence come from?

There was a look of doubt in the golden pupil, but as the pride of the dragon master, it made it solemnly say: "This seat always speaks according to the law, and will not deceive you, a little human."

Let's just look at how this human does it.

"But after all, we have only met twice. I hope Lord Dragon can swear to the ship." Zhou Fan thought for a while and said.

Only by swearing to the boat like Rouge can Zhou Fan be at ease. Who knows if this black dragon is someone who is lying all over the sky?

"You don't believe in this seat!" The black dragon was so angry that half of its wings stretched out~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It said sharply: "I can make this seat swear, but what if you can't do it?"

Zhou Fan frowned slightly, his face was gloomy and uncertain, but he quickly said: "If I can't do it, what will the dragon master think of me?"

"If you can't do it..." Heilong stretched out a claw finger and pointed at the mirror-like gray river, "You have to jump off the boat and swear like this seat, do you dare?"

"Okay." Zhou Fan said firmly, he had no way out.

Heilong looked at Zhou Fan with hesitation in his golden eyes, but he couldn't back down at this time.

Zhou Fan and Heilong soon swore an oath to the ship. The oath of one person and one dragon was different, but this obviously developed into a gambling contract.

"Come on, let me see how you made my father and emperor appear in front of me?" After taking the oath, Heilong looked at Zhou Fan coldly.

Zhou Fan raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's so difficult about this?"

"All Heavens Dragon Ancestor Dragon God help me!"