Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

【A ghost with a hole in his head】

【Name: Zhou Xiangfu】

[Level: Ghost Level]

【Ghost Aura: 9998】

【Friendliness: 10】

[Target information: He was born in a remote mountain village, with a poor family and a primary school education, but he is crazy about ancient culture. He often fantasizes that he is a person from ancient times, or that he is a swordsman fighting for righteousness, or a frail scholar to obtain fame. One day, he went to the back mountain wearing a self-made ancient costume, fantasizing that he was a woodcutter in the mountains, but accidentally ran into Widow Wang having an affair with a village bully, and the village bully took a stone and opened a ladle on top of his head, and died on the spot. 】

[Hint: After becoming a contract ghost, he got a taste of the city scenery through Luo Yulong, and even knew that there is a clothing culture called Hanfu in this world, and he was extremely obsessed with it. 】

[Hint 2: Hanfu is very expensive, you have no money! You have no money! You have no money! 】

Hello! Don't say important things like this three times!

Also specially opened a reminder 2? !

I want you to remind me! ! !

Poor Duan Ming gritted his teeth.

Zhou Xiangfu also responded in the same way.

He was pinching Luo Yulong's neck and shaking back and forth, as if he was insane.

"I said burn a pair of shoes for me as soon as possible! You just said that I am floating and can be covered by the hem of my clothes. Look, people can see it!!!"

Luo Yulong's face was flushed red: "Ahem! But, the whole set will be very expensive, I don't have enough money! Besides, you must buy the genuine one, and you must have identified the most expensive brand."

"It's not enough for you big-headed ghost! You can buy several sets of me without buying some pretentious equipment!"

"Hey! You're a bit out of touch with this. If you want to pretend, why don't I pretend?"

"Fart, don't you forget how you made that money, without me, can you complete so many tasks?"

"Bah! Except this time, which time did you not stop standing still after talking a bunch of nonsense? It's not all about me."

"It's not your fault! I only burned a set of scholar's clothes for me. Which scholar have you ever seen go to the front line? If you burn me a set of knight's clothes, you don't need to do it at all!"

The two never gave in to each other. In the end, Luo Yulong also pinched Zhou Xiangfu's neck, and the two began to choke each other.

The instigator, Duan Ming, showed embarrassment and hesitated to speak.

Taking advantage of this gap, Chen Feng who was at the side quietly touched it.

"Hello, classmate Duan Ming, I'm Chen Feng, the captain of Team 157 of the Weird Investigation Bureau." He introduced himself.

"Uh, hello, I saw your uniforms, what's the matter?"

Chen Feng secretly glanced at Luo Yulong and Zhou Xiangfu who were still arguing, and said, "About what we just said, what do you think, Duan Ming?"

"What did you say???"

Chen Feng: "..."

"It's nothing, I just really appreciate your fearlessness in the face of ghosts, so I sincerely invite you to join our Weird Investigation Bureau."

Duan Ming resolutely shook his head in a rattle-drum style: "No, no, what are you kidding, I'm still a student, I'm waiting for a good time, why should I accompany you to go through life and death?"

"Well……"

Chen Feng was slightly taken aback, he never thought that the other party would refuse, in his opinion, Duan Ming must still hang around in the Unreal World, since this is the case, it is beneficial and harmless to join the national organization.

He said unwillingly: "Joining the Weird Investigation Bureau, you can gain a lot of experience summed up by your predecessors, whether it is in dungeon missions or ghost energy cultivation, it is enough to save you a lot of detours."

Duan Ming remained unmoved.

Chen Feng continued: "Joining the Weird Investigation Bureau, in the future, you will be organized in a unified way when you go in and out of the weird world. Is it better to have experienced veterans around you than a group of rookies?"

no response.

Chen Feng gritted his teeth, took out his mobile phone, and said, "If you join, the bureau will be responsible for your family's safety, so you don't have to worry about it."

Duan Ming scratched his head: "But I have no family."

"Han Lingling, doesn't she live at the door opposite you? Our investigation bureau has taken care of her safety."

"You can also find out this?!"

Chen Feng shook the special mobile phone in his hand: "My lord, the times are different."

Segment command: "=()"

Speaking of which, although Han Lingling has no blood relationship with him, the two of them are no stranger than ordinary relatives.

The two families live in the opposite door, and the two families have often walked around since they were young, so the relationship is naturally close.

It's just that five years ago, a ghost invasion broke out in the community and took away both parents. Because they escaped a catastrophe at school, they have been dependent on each other ever since.

Han Lingling is three years older than Duan Ming, and has always regarded herself as an older sister. She has fulfilled her duty as an older sister in the past five years. With the compensation, the two of them have passed the past few years in peace, although they are not rich.

But this is not enough to impress Duan Ming.

Not to mention that Han Lingling has already passed the first round as a novice, and will no longer be forced to enter the strange world in the future. It is to protect this. It is impossible for the investigation bureau to keep an eye on Han Lingling, otherwise there are so many family members, no matter how many people are enough. , In terms of safety, the special items obtained in the strange world may play a greater role.

He shook his head, again refusing.

Chen Feng froze in place, completely helpless.

At this moment, Xu Haoran, who had just finished peeing, stepped into the classroom humming a little tune.

The crisis has been resolved, and Meng Qian has completely relaxed, jokingly said: "What is so happy? Picking up money?"

Xu Haoran curled his lips when he heard the words: "What do you mean picking up money? I traded my life for it. You forgot to pay the salary today? Last month, I followed up with a few big votes. Just now the text message came, more than 80,000, haha Haha, I invite you to dinner tonight."

Duan Ming: "∑(O_O;)"

"Your salary is so high?!"

Chen Feng was a little dazed, and it took him a long time to realize: "Uh, under normal circumstances, there are not so many. The basic salary plus task bonus is only about 50,000. Xu Haoran did several missions with other teams last month, and now he has reached the figure of 80,000. "

Duan Ming's eyes became brighter and brighter.

"Is there any preparation?"

"have."

"Boss Chen Feng, when can I go to work?"

"Well……"

Chen Feng was stunned and scratched his butt, feeling a little helpless.

"Next... next week. Although you agree to join, you are still a candidate. Next week, the Bureau will conduct a unified test, and only those who pass will become the official staff. I will ask you to come over then."

"Okay, okay, it's easy to talk about the test." Duan Ming hooked Chen Feng's shoulder enthusiastically and walked out, "You see, the two of us have lived and died together, and you have to give up this kind of fateful friendship. Let me say a few good words to my superiors, and help me raise my salary or something."

"Actually, I'm very good. I'm not as simple as it seems on the surface. If there are any small tasks to make money in the future, such low-level little ghosts, you can leave them to me. The efficiency of clearing tasks is really fast."

Chen Feng: "Well, if the evaluation of you in the bureau test is not bad, it's not impossible. Oh, by the way, how ghostly are you now?"

"10 o'clock."

"..."

Didi!