Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

With the participation of Duan Ming and others, the storm gradually subsided.

Of course, Duan Ming didn't do much. He didn't have much experience in real group fights, otherwise he wouldn't have been chased half a city by a group of hooligans. The most he did was to help Wu Lai when he encountered a fatal threat.

She can be considered a different kind of wet nurse.

The final result was that all the remaining members of the gang were lying on the ground wailing.

The worst person was Wu Lai.

Although the two powerful leaders were directly killed by peanuts, the other party was a group of vicious thugs controlled by beliefs, and they were still in a state of anger. This was the first time in his police career that he dared to collide with the police on a large scale.

In addition, there is no way to kill ghosts directly. After Wu Lai, who had just entered the evil level, tried to use the regular ability, he not only found that it was useless, but also spent a huge amount of ghost energy in vain. He could kill these group of ghosts. Beating the guy down is already the best result.

But the first thing he did after the battle was not rest.

Face is more important.

"How many of you? Why are you hiding when I just asked you to take action? Did you turn a deaf ear to what I said before? While on duty, my words are your imperial edict. You have to do whatever you want me to do!" He breathed heavily. He scolded Chen Feng and the others.

"Just tell me whether they took action?"

"Huh?" Wu Lai turned to him with an evil look, "Did I let you speak? Who do you think you are!"

"Eh? Are you not the retarded person you were before? Haha, that's interesting. Do you really think you can escape danger by pretending to be a fool? You smart guy, I haven't settled the accounts with you yet. If you hadn't led them here, how would I have ended up like this? The situation?"

"If I didn't lure them here, wouldn't you have the chance to solve a major case?" Duan Ming replied nonchalantly.

"You are such a sharp-tongued person. Do you really think I dare not kill you? A human can send you on your way with just a flick of his finger. Don't think so!!!"

Only halfway through speaking, Wu Lai's eyes suddenly widened, and he flew towards Duan Ming uncontrollably.

Bo~

One face was accurately buried in the bell mouth of a toilet, and the body behind it lay down as soft as a slug.

"It's so noisy! I just ran through half of the city, can you let me take a break?"

Duan Ming shook the slug in disgust and then threw it towards Liang Zhichao.

"You can bully him back the same way he bullied you just now. Don't worry, he is just an inflatable doll now. You can play with it as you please."

Liang Zhichao caught it in a hurry.

There was a moment of silence.

"good."

He believed in Duan Ming's decision.

Then he threw it up happily like the heartless He Nian. He was so happy that he fell off several times.

Seeing that he was playing far away, Chen Feng finally dared to say: "Duan Ming, don't let him go. I think it's better to let him go. We can't afford to offend the police in the treacherous world."

Regardless of his image, Duan Ming lay down on the ground in a large font. A full marathon sprint was indeed strenuous enough.

"It's okay, don't worry." He said soothingly, "Just give him a reminder. With his behavior just now, I guess you won't have an easy time this month."

"Reminder? Just rely on a toilet to suck?"

While the three of them were wondering, they heard a loud "Lie Cao" in the distance.

Followed by Duan Ming's sentence.

"Wucao, I forgot to tell Liang Zhichao that he will continue to convey ghost energy."

He hurriedly got up and rushed over. Liang Zhichao was at the entrance of the alley, surrounded by a circle of bald heads in uniform. The toilet seat was firmly held in his hand, but Wu Lai who was in the trumpet disappeared.

That's the literal meaning.

Was thrown away.

At this moment, he was wiping the sticky substance from his face in fear, accompanied by a series of strange screams.

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I want you all to die!"

His fierce eyes swept over everyone, and finally focused on Duan Ming.

Until I saw him leisurely taking over the toilet suck from the bald man.

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The expressions change one after another.

Then

Bo~

Duan Ming threw Wu Lai's lantern to Liang Zhichao again.

"Remember to send the ghost energy in, and return it to me when the energy subsides."

Liang Zhichao took it with great interest, but this time he did not run away. Instead, he pushed the bald people beside him.

"Call Big Brother."

"Big Brother!"

"they are"

"Brother, let me introduce to you. This is my younger brother in college. When we first met in high school, didn't you ask, 'Why aren't you bald?' You used 'you', and I thought Brother Zhu must like this tune."

"Don't tell me, after I paired him with a uniform suit, he looked really impressive."

"I have thought about it. I will recruit more juniors in the school in the future and strive to strengthen our Fengxian name as soon as possible."

I have to say that Liang Zhichao knows how to cry.

Duan Ming almost cried on the spot.

So damn heartwarming.

It was just a word that was said accidentally at the time, but it was actually implemented so thoroughly.

If only there was a time when there was no need to worry about it.

He patted the bald Chao sadly and said, "I'm determined."

"A little suggestion, your little brother can go bald. For a big brother like you, you should grow your hair. Otherwise, how will you show your status?"

Liang Zhichao: "Hey, what kind of big brother am I? Aren't you the only big brother in Fengxian? Besides, I can't even grow my hair. After shaving it for the first time, it stopped growing."

"Uh, okay, let's not talk about it then." Duan Ming changed the subject in order to avoid hurting others.

"It seems that you are doing well in Lingcheng. You can recruit so many younger brothers. You didn't have this ability in high school."

Liang Zhichao shook Wu Lai and scratched his head in embarrassment: "Haha, actually it's not because of me, it's just that I took over the influence in the family."

"Family? What kind of family is so awesome? Could it be that your family manages this entire spiritual city?"

"Where, if I were really that powerful, I wouldn't be blocked in an alley and beaten. If I were really that powerful, I could make the entire university town bald."

Speaking of this, he just gave a look, and the bald boys immediately understood and walked away, and then began to explain in detail to Duan Ming.

The same old routine.

Liang Zhichao actually belongs to the local group of the Guiji Realm. His cheap father was originally the direct heir of a powerful force in Lingcheng. He was young and set off firecrackers everywhere, and accidentally released such an illegitimate child.

In order to prevent this incident from affecting his inheritance, little Liang Zhichao has been placed in the care of his grandmother in Mingcheng. In Mingcheng, no one except his grandmother knew his identity, including himself, until the eve of his high school graduation. Only then did the dead ghost father succeed in inheriting his power, and only then could he have the confidence to take the son he had owed for many years back to Lingcheng.

A perfect pretentious and face-slapping protagonist template.

Following this routine, it is obvious that Liang Zhichao's next script is to encounter rejection from the palace and contempt from his family, and then angrily leave home and return with his Golden Finger Dragon King.

Obviously not in reality.

There is no golden finger.

There is no grandpa either.

Even except for the cheap dad, other characters in the family basically ignore him, let alone bully him. The only thing he can do is to use the influence of his family to recruit a few bald boys in the school.

What's even worse is that not only is there no return of the Dragon King, but the hair can't come back either.

But what is worth mentioning is the power of Liang Zhichao’s dead father.

Lingcheng is very large, nearly the size of more than ten Mingcheng. According to Liang Zhichao, Lingcheng was originally ruled by an extremely powerful indescribable, but a few years ago, this ruler disappeared, and even There was no movement at all.

No one knows where he went or whether he survived.

During the reign of this powerful man, he supported four major forces to assist in the management of Lingcheng. When he was there, everyone was relatively stable. It was not until a long time that no news from above was conveyed. The four major forces couldn't help but began to speculate whether something had happened. , this speculation lasted for several years.

Finally, one group of forces had the courage to take action, and found that it had not been suppressed. It was completely confirmed that the big boss had disappeared, and things got out of hand from then on.

The four major forces each used thunderous means to divide their interests. After a long period of tug-of-war, it was only stabilized in the past two years. The first force to take action gained the greatest benefits. From this time on, Lingcheng officially entered the four major forces. The stage of power dominance.

They are:

The largest force, the Spirit Gang, is also the only dark force. Almost all the big gangs and small sects in the city have their involvement. The purpose of being supported at that time was to facilitate the management of the underground world in Lingcheng. It was precisely because these guys were born with banditry that they had the courage to be the first to eat crabs and gain the greatest benefits.

The second largest force is Xilaile Chakan.

Corresponding to the Ling Gang, one is bright and the other is dark, complementing each other to manage the entire Ming City.

The identity of the police is given by the will of the ghost world and cannot be obtained by building relationships. Therefore, the ghost police officers act so unscrupulously. To put it bluntly, heaven is helping them.

But even such a group of people who uphold justice cannot escape the temptation of the world. Although I don’t know the specific reasons, the Xilaile Post Office participated in the struggle for interests back then and succeeded, becoming the second largest force in one fell swoop.

The third largest force, the city management department led by the Liang Zhichao family, is involved in all miscellaneous businesses related to people's livelihood, construction, taxation, etc. in Lingcheng.

It's strange, this institution similar to that place in the real world actually adopts a hereditary system. I have to say that the Liang family is indeed talented in management. You see, Liang Zhichao, an ordinary high school student in Fengxian High School, , it can be seen that a few obedient bald guys have been recruited in a short period of time.

The last force is rather strange.

It's just a hotel.

That's all.

A single name has the word "spirit".

The locals call it Lingzipai Hotel.

The hotel is just a cover-up on its surface, in essence

It's also a hotel.

But it was also the residence of the big boss back then.

It is precisely for this reason that the Lingzi Pavilion Hotel that could have been occupied did not move at all, whether it was due to the conscience of other forces or due to fear, and it was allowed to become the weakest fourth force.

The four major forces divided up profits rather than territory. During the boss's reign, the four major forces performed their duties and took charge of their respective areas. They only retained part of the proceeds and turned over the rest. Under the current situation, Not only can each force keep its own profits intact, but the gray areas that were originally unclearly classified have also been clearly divided due to the results of the competition, and things are developing towards the point where the strong are getting stronger and the weak are getting weaker.

Just like today's Lingzi Hotel, it really can only be a hotel. It can only ensure that the hotel's income can be self-sufficient, and it is pitiful to shrink into a corner.

In fact, Liang Zhichao's family is not much better.

On the surface, the four major forces are now calm, but in fact, there are undercurrents and constant trials and contests.

In particular, the Ling Gang and the Xilaile Bureau were at odds with each other overtly and covertly, and there were constant frictions behind the scenes. In the past, they were fine with the big boss mediating between them, but now they are on the verge of conflict because of one incident. .

It's ridiculous to say.

It was caused by Lu Shaocheng pretending to be an undercover agent and raiding many gang dens.

This little firecracker has undoubtedly ignited a small firecracker between the two forces. As for whether the two companies will make big moves in the future, it depends on whether other bombs next to this small firecracker will misfire.

Both sides have to be mute, even if one of them is missing.

But why should they be silenced?

Duan Ming smiled slightly, already making a decision in his heart.

Han Lingling is currently in Lingcheng. With He Yuwei's "key", finding Han Lingling should not be a problem if nothing unexpected happens.

But the trip to Ling City was facilitated by the fortune teller.

Now it seems that waiting for He Yuwei to arrive, find Han Lingling, and rescue her is a standard procedure.

But is it really that simple?

The fortune-teller has arranged so many things and it’s so easy?

Basically impossible.

The focus should be on the "rescue" aspect.

He Yuwei is still on his way here. Before that, he needs to know more information about Han Lingling and this spiritual city.

His status as a police officer gave him convenience.

But it's not enough.

Only by muddying the waters in Lingcheng can more information that ordinary people don't know be exposed in the chaos.

Lingbang and Xilaile Chakan

It's time to fight.

Xiao Heizi, you are really my lucky star, hey.

On this side, seeing Duan Ming start to fall into deep thought after listening to his words, Liang Zhichao was too embarrassed to disturb him, but the problem was that his strength was low.

Although the toilet suction does not require much ghost energy, it is still considered a disaster-level prop. After absorbing ghost energy for a long time, Liang Zhichao was already exhausted, but he still gritted his teeth and did not dare to disturb Duan's life. The result was...

Bo~

Wu Lai disappeared again.

"Brother! I can't hold it anymore~"

The weak words brought Duan Ming back from his thoughts. He watched Wu Lai fly away, landed steadily in the distance, and then ran in the opposite direction at high speed, wiping his face violently and shouting.

"Damn it, you wait for me. I can't do it to you. There are plenty of people who can do it to you. Don't let me find out which police officer you are with. They are all my acquaintances. I will let them deal with you personally, Gan!"

Duan Ming couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey, there's no need to check, it's mine and Jez'er's."

Ga~~~~~~~

Can you imagine a speeding figure being stopped by a pair of feet?

Wu Lai is.

It even made a long scratch on the ground and raised a cloud of dust.

He slowly walked out of the smoke and dust, with a look of fear and disbelief on his face.

"Wait, what did you just say? Can you please say it again?"

Despite his respectful tone, this guy still stood far away and didn't dare to approach.

Duan Ming shook his head: "I won't say it a second time. If you have any doubts, you can go back and check."

It was obvious to see the change in the expression on Wu Lai's face. No one dared to lie about this kind of thing.

At this moment, he wanted to run over, but he was very afraid of the toilet seat. Until Duan Ming put it away, the guy suddenly changed his face and leaned towards him full of flattery.

"Um, haha, it's not like a flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple. It was just a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, ha, ha, ha."

Duan Ming: "Aren't we always in the same group?"

Wu Lai was stunned when he heard this, and then he was pleasantly surprised: "Yes, yes, we are good partners. The police officer helps take care of the family."

"I mean, we're all in the same group and you still want to fuck me?"

"Well"

His expression was frozen, completely embarrassed.

"Forget it, I won't argue with you." Duan Ming pointed to Chen Feng and the other two people who were far away, "Well, they are my friends. If you treat them well and satisfy me, I will consider it in front of Officer Jies'er. Don’t you expect this if I mention you more?”

Wu Lai was pleasantly surprised again: "Okay, okay, no problem, I will treat them like my biological father."

Duan Ming nodded with satisfaction.

"sensible."

"but."

He took out the toilet again and sucked. In an instant, Wu Lai was ten meters away.

"It seems you already understand."

The little figure in the distance nodded crazily.

At this moment, a burst of noise behind him attracted everyone's attention.

Duan Ming turned around and was stunned.

I saw the group of spirited brats who had just beaten up the bald group walking out of the alley one by one. Although their clothes and attire were still as spirited as before, their heads were completely different.

All of them are bald.

Even some of the hair has not been shaved cleanly, it is obviously freshly shaved.

As soon as his head showed up, the guy who had just grown a new head signaled to everyone around him and shouted to Liang Zhichao in unison.

"Boss!"

Um?

Liang Zhichao was confused.

It wasn't until I saw the other person's eyes that glanced at Wu Lai in the distance from time to time that I finally understood.

The spirited little devil leader: "Boss, it was our fault before, and I hope you will not forget the faults of villains. From now on, we want to follow you. Oh, by the way, I have many younger brothers. When the time comes, I will let everyone shave their heads." Baldhead, our Baldhead Gang will definitely become the largest gang in Suzulan University!"

"That bald gang is Fengxian. I can't even remember your name. Okay, I'll investigate you for a while."

"Thank you, boss, thank you, boss."

Duan Ming on the side was shocked.

God damn Suzuran University!

Back then, I casually made a joke, the Phoenix Immortal was going to dominate the Lily of the Valley?

Holy shit! So sloppy!

I quite like how poor Serizawa is!