Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Nonsense!" Lu Shaocheng took advantage of his mouth to be released and shouted righteously, "I didn't like those little hooligans in the previous dungeon. At that time, my strength was low and I could only follow the trend. From the bottom of my heart, In fact, I have long wanted to bring these crimes to justice!”

"Okay, okay, okay, everyone knows everything. Let's talk about this to the leaders."

Duan Ming let go of the control, and Xiao Heizi immediately ran away far away, twisting his neck and saying in surprise: "Have you taken Dali Pills? How come you are so strong? I am already a fierce ghost now." ”

"Fortunately, my strength has improved a bit. Let's not talk about it anymore. Have you seen Chen Feng and the others? Or a very conspicuous big guy, six of them in total."

"Chen Feng? Didn't you see me? I just came back from outside and the three of them came in too?"

Lu Shaocheng was a little excited. After experiencing a common mission, he had a great change in his view of these members of the Weird Investigation Bureau. At least he didn't have any hatred. He really didn't expect that they could fight side by side despite being separated by a copy.

At this time, he frowned: "That's not right, didn't you come in together? Why were they chosen and left, but you were left behind? Aren't you the bravest?"

"Choose to go? What do you mean?"

"You really don't know anything. No wonder you ran out alone in the middle of winter. These most basic rules are what the responsible police officer must teach you." Lu Shaocheng began to explain.

"Every human who comes in will be assigned to a formal police officer as a coordinator. A police officer can carry up to four. When the dungeon first starts, someone will come to select and become a coordinator. This Xilaile Police Station dungeon is only This is the official start, and then we will go out to handle cases with the responsible police officers and accumulate mission progress. Of course, if you have the same skills as me, you can also act alone after obtaining the status of a police officer."

Duan Ming raised his eyebrows upon hearing this and began to look Xiao Heizi up and down.

"What?"

"Oh, it's nothing. Don't you have the status of a police officer now? Then I agree with you. Take me out. You have to find my partner quickly."

"no."

"Why?"

"I'm not qualified. I'm a police officer promoted from a human. I don't have the right to lead a human coordinator. I can only lead a ghost coordinator."

"Then why are they okay with following you?"

"They are just following each other in the bureau. We have been teammates from the beginning. I have become a little celebrity in the bureau these days. We just treat these minor violations as invisible, but I really can't take you with me. , such is the rule.”

"Then go and help me find a police officer with a vacancy and take me out."

Xiao Heizi shook his head again: "No, the status of the coordinator is too low. This is the policy from above. In order to prevent the people below from using the coordinator as consumables to solve crimes in exchange for credit, each police officer has three Yue can only have one chance to recruit new recruits. As far as I know, there are only two people in the bureau who meet the conditions, and Chen Feng and the others should have been picked by them."

Duan Ming suddenly had a headache: "Damn it! What should I do? I can't be trapped in this room forever, right?"

He looked around and saw that there were no windows in this room at all, and except for the door, there was no way to the outside.

Lu Shaocheng and the other three also frowned and started thinking of ideas.

At this time Jiang Zhidi's eyes lit up.

"Hey! It's not like there are no candidates."

"You're crazy!" Xiao Heizi immediately objected, "Don't even think about that one!"

"However, he is the only one in the bureau who meets the requirements. I heard that he seems to be alone all the time, and there is a high probability that he did not take up the supplementary quota from the previous quarter."

"You also said that he is a lone wolf. Whether he will survive or not is a question. The most important thing is that he is a disaster level. With his life, he has just completely suppressed my strength. If he meets an ordinary Police Officer Ghost, if he was really asked to die, he could still run away. The worst he could do was not complete the mission this time. He would hide until the instance was over and go out directly. But that one was different. There was really some special situation and he refused to die faster. "

"Um." Duan Ming interrupted blankly, "Who are you talking about?"

"Star of the police force, future guardian Jez'er."

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"I said, you don't have to use the Chinese pronunciation when calling your name, right? Isn't it awkward for you to say your name?"

"It's really not the case. His name is Jies'er. If you don't call him that, it will make him unhappy."

Duan Ming was speechless.

Has the language and culture of that place invaded the strange world?

"Tell me what his background is," he said.

Lu Shaocheng was about to speak, but Duan Ming raised his hand to stop him.

"Tell me." He pointed at the little fat man.

"Me?" The honest man Xu Xian was stunned for a moment, and then he started to introduce.

"What I actually know is limited. It's all from hearsay. Officer Jies'er is very powerful. Not only is his strength at the disaster level, but so far, all the major incidents that have occurred in Lingcheng have been solved by him alone. The team also specially awarded him the title of Future Guardian, which means that the honor of the police force will be guarded by him in the future."

"I have met this great police detective once before. He has a very cold temperament, and even some colleagues are afraid to talk to him."

"To be honest, my personal opinion is that even if you really want to be under his command, there is a high probability that they won't be willing to accept it."

"Is that so?" Duan Ming muttered thoughtfully.

Not long after, he raised his eyes firmly: "Okay, it's him."

"Xu Xian, well done, when I find my companion, I will give you a huge benefit."

Liu Mang prepared it for him.

Two honest men.

Xu Xian was stunned: "Uh, no, no, no, I just want to say a few words."

"Yes, Duan Ming, he just said two sentences and you made a decision. This is no joke." Lu Shaocheng said anxiously.

"It's okay. Go and help and see if you can get this police officer Jez'er to come over. I've got it covered."

The first priority is to get out of the police station.

The focus of this copy is not on the mission, but in Lingcheng itself, it is best to have the identity of a policeman. Without it, it can only be said that the flower on the cake is missing. Even if we really encounter the situation mentioned by Lu Shaocheng, the toilet seat itself will be a disaster. The disaster-level ones can absolutely suppress the evil-level ones, and I believe they will also have a certain impact on the disaster-level ones. Escape shouldn't be a problem.

Seeing Duan Ming's persistence, Lu Shaocheng chose to believe it after repeated confirmations and walked out of the room alone.

Not long after, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and then the door opened wide, and a handsome man walked in.

He is 1.8 meters tall, has a solid build, a resolute face, and his hair is combed into a meticulously oiled hairstyle.

Depend on!

Duan Ming quickly took out Jin Ping's makeup mirror and took a look.

Phew~ Not bad, still a little bit worse than me.

At this time, Dashuai Bi spoke and pointed at Duan Ming: "You are the one who wants to be my coordinator?"

Lu Shaocheng just opened his mouth.

"Okay, I agreed, come with me."

"???"×4

So casual?

I thought I was going to waste some words.

Duan Ming and a few others quickly followed him out of the corridor, and then explored it.

【handsome than ghost】

[Name: Jessler]

[Level: disaster level]

[Ghost energy: 1553469]

[Friendliness: 10]

[Target information: Whether he is alive or dead, he will always be someone else's child. 】

[Tip: People should not be judged by their appearance. 】

Yes, another bunch of riddle information was given.

But it was exactly as described. Along the way in the corridor, many fellow ghosts passed by. Without exception, they all cast envious and jealous glances at Jezer, and even Duan Ming who followed behind him paid more attention.

At this time, Duan Ming saw that the figure in front of him was heading upstairs, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Um, Officer Jies'er, why don't we call the police?"

The figure paused for a moment, then sneered: "Oh, not every incident qualifies me, Jez'er, to take action. I only deal with big things."

"What? You want to go out?"

He turned half of his face and glanced at Lu Shaocheng with disdain.

"Okay, after all, you are also the first soldier under my command. Do you want to see Shiling City? Go ahead and tell that so and so."

Lu Shaocheng immediately took two steps forward with a smile: "Yes, my name is Lu Shaocheng."

Jez'er: "Well, I've heard of your name. The new star in the bureau recently, he temporarily used your identity as a police officer. If anyone asks, just say it was my decision, Jez'er."

"Okay, okay, okay." Xiao Heizi nodded repeatedly.

"Well, that so-and-so, take care of my coordinator. If something happens, I will inform you and he must be brought to me immediately."

"Yeah, okay, okay, I understand, Officer Jezer, um, my name is Lu."

The other party has already gone upstairs.

Having been with Duan Ming for a long time, Lu Shaocheng has naturally mastered this shameless skill. He shook his head and turned around, with a calm expression and no embarrassment at all.

He grinned at Duan Ming: "Ha, I really didn't expect you to win the favor of Officer Jiesier. Well, now that the identity problem has been solved, you were even opened the back door and followed me. Come on, I'll show you this place. The prosperity of Lingcheng.”

He hugged Duan Ming affectionately and led him outside the gate.

After walking a few meters, Duan Ming stopped and looked suspiciously at Jiang Zhidi and Xu Xian who were motionless behind him.

"Eh? Aren't you together?"

The two faces smiled and waved their hands repeatedly: "No, no, no, we are not with him, and we cannot act together with him. You go ahead."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Duan Ming seemed to see fear and sympathy in their eyes.

For some unknown reason, he still chose to be dragged away by Lu Shaocheng.

He had no choice.

"Duan Ming." Xu Xian suddenly said from behind.

"Um?"

"Well, it's nothing. Pay attention to your own safety."

"Talk too much." Lu Shaocheng glared back as a warning and pushed harder.

The main entrance of the police station is not far ahead. Through that small box, you can see a corner of the entire city. When you step out of the door, it suddenly becomes clear.

Good guy, it is a completely modern metropolis.

Tall buildings can be seen everywhere, and ghosts come and go on the streets, which is not comparable to the small county town of Mingcheng.

They are both one of the Nine Cities, so why is there such a big gap?

At this time, the leader of Mingcheng felt a little ashamed of himself.

It would be great if we could control this spiritual city.

When he came to the street at the intersection, Lu Shaocheng randomly picked up a pebble on the ground and threw it into the air.

Snapped.

The stone fell to the left.

He shook his head and turned to the left.

"Go this way."

Duan Ming: "(；￣д￣)"

It’s true to ask for directions by throwing stones.

I have to say that Lu Shaocheng performed extremely well in this dungeon. Only a quarter of the time has passed. Not only has he completed the main mission, he has also achieved it twice. I believe that the evaluation of the final dungeon will definitely be extremely high.

No, along the way, many ghost bosses on the street greeted this guy warmly.

"Officer Lu!"

"Hey, damn Liu, are you setting up a stall to sell fruit again? Oh, these grapes are pretty good today, they look fresh."

"Officer Lu likes to eat this. That's good. I'm afraid I won't be able to sell it if I take too much today. I'll take it and eat it. Get more."

"That's so embarrassing."

As he said this, Xiao Heizi's hands were never free. He grabbed the grapes one by one and stuffed them into the space of the boundary stone. At the same time, he also stuffed a bunch into Duan Ming's hand.

Soon the flatbed truck was mostly empty.

Lu Shaocheng was satisfied: "Thank you, damn Liu, I wish you a prosperous business today."

Business is booming! Isn’t this all about to be emptied by you!

Of course, these words can only be cursed in the heart. On the surface, the boss is dripping with sweat on his forehead, but he still forces a smile.

"Ha, ha, ha, as long as you like it, Officer Lu, welcome to visit next time."

"It's easy to talk about. I'll come to visit you tomorrow."

The boss's legs went weak and he almost stopped standing.

Fortunately, this shameless disaster star actually turned around and left. He breathed a long sigh of relief and looked at the half-empty car without tears.

The patrol continues.

Facing Duan Ming's increasingly uncomfortable look, Lu Shaocheng didn't care and explained: "Why are you looking at me like that? That guy is not a good guy. He is much more ruthless in bullying others than me. He is weak and strong. I have dealt with people who buy and sell by force, and bully women and children a few times, and they have become more honest, and my methods are quite mild. You have no idea how tyrannical this violent law enforcement agency in the underworld is."

"Just see if I can kill him in this month."

Duan Ming shook his head: "It's not because of this. I believe in your character. I just think..."

"I probably know why you were able to destroy so many dens in one fell swoop."

"With your gangster behavior, if you don't wear a hat, who would think that you are a policeman? It would be a pity for you to be a policeman if you don't work as an undercover. I believe that you have almost become a gang leader in the previous copy of Lingcheng, right?"

Lu Shaocheng shrugged noncommittally and said, "Actually."

"We are evenly matched."

Duan Ming thought for a while.

"reasonable."

"Hey, hey hey."×2

The two of them bumped fists sympathetically.

In the following time, I saw two big guys showing off their power on the street with their eight-character steps that they didn't recognize.

This makes Duan Ming particularly enjoyable.

In the past, I just used the name of a police officer's hat to scare people, but now I have actually confirmed my identity.

Although it is co-managed.

At this moment, Lu Shaocheng suddenly paused and then turned around with an extremely unnatural expression.

"Go, go, go, go!" he said urgently in a low voice.

Duan Ming: "Huh? What?"

The answer came quickly from behind.

"You're stupid, stop!"

"Brother, come on, the person who betrayed the boss is right in front! Hack him to death!!!"

Dan Ming: "Σ(゜゜)"

When he turned around, Xiao Heizi had already run very far, even summoning Wang Jue to possess him on the way, and his speed suddenly increased.

Damn you, sir!

He hurried to catch up, shouting: "Why are you running? Aren't you a policeman? Put on your hat."

Lu Shaocheng: "Guess in what capacity I betrayed them in the end?"

"I'll wipe it!"

No wonder Xu Xian and Jiang Zhidi showed those looks.

As an undercover agent, you may encounter enemies almost anywhere!

The ninth-level hand speed was activated, and in just a few breaths, Duan Ming took up a long line of smoke and dust in a circle and disappeared quickly.