Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The real Fengwen Village is not as lively as in the fantasy. It has not yet reached night, every household has extinguished the candles, and the whole village is dead silent, just like it was at the beginning.

The red moon rises into the sky.

The coldness enveloped me and night fell.

On the top of the mountain, the silhouette of Evergreen Mountain gradually emerges at night.

He walked leisurely to the front of the mountain, looking at the darkness below with a complicated expression.

At this time, he suddenly turned in one direction and asked doubtfully: "Huh? Didn't you say you can't wait until I show up? Why haven't you left yet? Where are your two companions?"

Following the words, a figure slowly walked out of the trees.

It was Duan Ming.

The life span of the second body.

The main body is subject to the entry rules of the boundary stone, but the second body does not. It is only limited by the ghost skill itself. If it exists for seventy-two hours, it is definitely seventy-two hours, and it will not disappear with the departure of the main body. disappear.

Duan Ming nodded slightly towards Chang Qingshan and walked over.

"Well, hello, village chief, I want to discuss some things with you. I'm sorry for talking to you in this way. I don't want to involve the two of them in these matters yet."

The village chief was confused.

this way?

In what way?

Isn’t this person actually standing in front of me?

Not knowing why, he said blankly: "You tell me."

Duan Ming smiled slightly: "I can help change the current situation of Crazy Wen Village."

"Impossible!" Chang Qingshan immediately responded, "I have merged with my other self, and I also knew a lot of things back then. He used to look for ways to help the village, but the village was too remote. Help Crazy Wen In a poor place like the village, it is clear that there will be nothing good in return, and no one will want to help, otherwise he would not have taken that extreme path."

When he said this, his expression paused: "Wait, are you saying?"

Duan Ming smiled again.

"I got it?"

"I have said before that I am the head of Ming City. Although it sounds a bit unbelievable, if nothing unexpected happens, the entire Ming City will act according to my will, let alone helping a small crazy village. ."

Chang Qingshan was ecstatic when he heard this, but quickly became wary.

"Why? Or what are you trying to do?"

Duan Ming shook his head and said seriously: "I know you won't agree to this easily, so I will show my sincerity first."

"At least until I make substantial changes in the village, I won't make any demands on you or everyone."

"Didn't you ask me what I was planning?"

"I'm here for you, I'm here for you, I'm for the whole Crazy Wen Village."

"I need everyone to be my sword when I need it."

"I need Crazy Wen Village to become my power."

"My own power."

Duan Ming's words actually touched Sima Zhao's heart, but it was this unabashed confession that made Chang Qingshan hesitate.

The village does need development. This is not only a problem that has plagued the two Evergreen Mountains for a long time, but also an urgent desire of all villagers.

After a long time, he said.

“I need to get everyone’s input.”

"No problem, you can collect slowly, and I will show my sincerity in advance."

"Hmm~"

There was a moment of silence.

Seeing Duan Ming standing there blankly, Chang Qingshan finally couldn't help but remind him: "Um, what else do you have to do? Aren't you going to go out to the strange world?"

No one answered.

Looking carefully, the agility on Duan Ming's face completely disappeared. At this moment, he looked like a body that had lost his soul.

Chang Qingshan couldn't help but stepped forward and poked.

Duan Ming's voice came up again.

"I am Duan Ming, the most handsome guy in the world of ghosts. Welcome to flirt with me."

"I am Duan Ming, the most handsome guy in the world of ghosts. Welcome to flirt with me."

"I am Duan Ming, the most handsome guy in the world of ghosts. Welcome to flirt with me."

Sentence after sentence is like a repeater.

Chang Qingshan really wanted to chop off his own hand.

You said you have nothing to do and why do you push others?

Have you activated the human repeat function?

By now, he understood that the thing in front of him must be something like a clone, and it was only left behind to serve as a microphone.

But this only made him even more frightened.

The conversation just now was so smooth that it was impossible to tell that it was a preset scene. It could be said that the other party had completely calculated his reaction.

Combined with his performance in the village.

If he is such a wise and almost demonic leader, it may not be that he cannot be respected as his leader.

The villagers in Fengwen Village lacked more than just daily necessities.

He looked at the tranquility at the foot of the mountain and secretly made a decision in his heart.

"I am Duan Ming, the most handsome guy in the world of ghosts. Welcome to flirt with me."

Depend on! Can you please not repeat it on such a serious occasion? ! !

At the same time, the three Duan Mings of the main body have already entered the settlement space.

As two worlds are involved, Duan Ming naturally cannot control the second body by changing his consciousness, so he has to preset a behavioral plan for the second Duan in advance to escape.

At this moment, he was sitting cross-legged on the ground in boredom, waiting for the final ten minutes to pass.

In front of you is the settlement information for this copy.

[Copy Name: Crazy Wen Village]

[Copy Difficulty: C Level]

[Dungeon mission: The villagers in Fengwen Village are very hospitable, satisfying the warm hospitality of at least ten households of villagers. 】

[Task completion: terminated and will be settled separately. 】

[Name: Duan Ming]

[Satisfy the villagers’ hospitality: 5/10]

[Complete the final hidden mission of the Crazy Text Village copy: Virtual and Real Crazy Text Village]

[Comprehensive evaluation: C-] (Hidden tasks are not included in the score)

[Reward: Ghost Aura +444]

No expectations.

The entire C-level dungeon was almost perfectly solved, but it was only classified as C- by the rigid boundary stone, and even the reward was only a few hundred ghost energy.

Perhaps these few hundred are quite considerable for normal entrants, but for Duan Ming who has completed the final hidden mission, it can only be said to be dispensable.

In addition, he is currently at the important threshold of crossing the evil level. Even if he obtains a lot of ghost energy, it will not be reflected and will only maintain the external performance of 99999, which makes the regular income of this copy useless.

Finally, after ten minutes, the three people's figures gradually solidified in a room. In the middle of the room, there was a green stone shadow floating and rotating slowly.

He Nian scratched his head and looked around.

"Eh? Where's that stupid Wang Tao?"

Duan Ming: "Why bother with him? He's greedy for life and afraid of death. He came out a day earlier than us. God knows how long it has been outside. He is really a fool. He doesn't want any hidden tasks for free."

"Hey, that's not good. I heard that his contracted ghost wanted to take action against Qiu Yu at that time. He deserved it! I wouldn't be happy if he really got the reward of the hidden mission."

The big guy chuckled and swayed toward the window, the smile on his face gradually solidifying.

He subconsciously touched his belly and muttered: "Why did you come out in the middle of the night this time?"

Duan Ming's wisdom is not only reflected in the layout, he is also very gentle, considerate and observant.

He smiled kindly, shook his head, and touched He Nian's big head: "Are you hungry? Silly boy, let's go to my house."

What year: "Σ(゜゜)"

He took a big step back in an instant, and even Qiu Yu beside him took a slight step back.

"I'm not hungry!!!"

Gu~~~~~~

He Nian looked embarrassed, but he quickly became wise.

"Look what time it is, where can we buy groceries? It's hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice, but I have a good idea."

"There is a canteen in the branch, which provides dining service even in the middle of the night. We can just go there and make do with it. It will save you trouble, right?"

Duan Ming thought for a while after hearing this, and nodded seriously: "That's okay, actually, I'm a little hungry too. Let's go, lead the way."

He Nian was instantly overjoyed, and he put his arm around Duan Ming's shoulder and headed out. Qiu Yu also relaxed.

But his eyes widened in the next second.

"Hey He Nian, where are you going?"

"Go find something to eat."

"But the cafeteria is over there."

"Hey, the food in the canteen is indeed good, but let me tell you, I discovered it last time. The kitchen hid some of the better things for the people above. I know where they put them. Come with me. Let you have a good meal."

Qiu Yu: "!!!"

"You mean, you want to steal something to eat?"

"Why are you talking so harshly? What do you mean by stealing? Who would be there in the middle of the night? As long as no one sees it, it means you accidentally walked into the wrong room. Don't worry, I have checked the surveillance positions to ensure safety."

Duan Mingqiu and Yu were silent and narrowed their eyes.

Good guy, have you been coveting this for a long time?

But their subsequent moods were completely opposite.

Duan Ming is excited.

He and He Nian did this kind of thing a lot when he was a kid, including stealing eggs.

Qiu Yu was horrified.

As a real second generation of spies, he knows the rules of the spooky investigation bureau better than anyone else. Stealing food is a trivial matter, but if he is charged with theft, it is no joke.

However, when the scholar encountered soldiers, especially two rogue soldiers, the effect of verbal dissuasion was reduced to the minimum. Seeing the two old rogues holding each other's arms and moving forward excitedly, Qiu Yu gritted his teeth and chose to follow.

After turning several corners in a row, He Nian took the lead and instantly entered the stealth state.

Stealing food is similar to stealing eggs. His amazing talent can be transplanted almost perfectly. His alertness to crises is so frightening that even Qiu Yu, a regular patron of the branch, has not noticed that all the hidden cameras have been taken by the big man one by one. After seeing through it, he smoothly led the two of them through various surveillance blind spots.

After all, it was just the kitchen, a not-so-important department. With all kinds of tricks, He Nian really found a safe way to enter.

Duan and He were even more excited, as if they had found memories of their youth.

The process went smoothly, and the so-called secret warehouse door was opened. If this was a cartoon, what should be shown at this time is a ray of golden light slowly spilling out from inside, reflecting on the faces of the two people who are gradually changing.

They are indeed good things, and they are no better than those in the fantasy world of Crazy Wen Village.

On the last day, what good food can everyone get in the real Fengwen Village? At this moment, He Nian's nostrils were stretched to their maximum.

After carefully checking around, the two of them immediately rushed in and started feasting.

Qiu Yu did not enter.

A good tutor made him disdain to do this kind of chicken-stealing. Well, he didn't dare.

He can only be reduced to a lookout.

But how could a few people know that times have changed now? Even Qiu Yu didn't realize that the branch's monitoring methods were not limited to technology.

There are also ghost skills.

Not long ago, in the monitoring room, a group of security guards watched clearly and dumbfoundedly as He Nian stuck out his big butt and kept making all kinds of incredible evasive moves.

Professionalism is real.

It’s true that it’s ugly.

Also being led astray were the other two people behind him.

"What are they doing?" A security guard asked blankly, unable to put the water glass he was holding to his mouth.

"I don't know, a new type of performance art?"

"No! They want to sneak into the kitchen! I'll go! They want to steal food!"

"What!!! There are so many delicious things hidden in that place!"

"Let's go! Stop being ink-stained! Get me arrested quickly!"

Ten minutes later, He Nian Duan Ming was caught red-handed.

The two fierce ghosts, who had just killed everyone in the mysterious world with their front legs, were carried by the security team by the scruff of their necks and brought pitifully to the logistics office.

Chen Yongan was very hurt.

Not only was the clone who was separated into the uncanny world by the boundary stone died in an accident, but the main body was also greatly affected. Even if he was ill, he still had to be scolded by the president of the uncanny association.

"You said you are also a veteran of the world of chaos. Are your sensitivity to information still so low? Although the boundary stone has a protection mechanism to prevent high-level entrants from forcibly bringing low-level entrants to gain rewards, it will allow you to enter with a low-strength clone. Isn’t it also your life-saving charm? Even if you know something has happened behind you, even if you are going to die, you must at least see who took action, right?”

"You disappoint me so much Yong'an."

On the other end of the phone was the president's disappointed tone.

Chen Yongan held up his mobile phone and sat with his upper body upright. He hesitated for a long time before speaking: "I'm sorry, President, I was careless."

"But even if I just enter as a clone, my understanding of the rules can still surpass the average disaster-level peak person. Since the opponent can kill me in an instant, and I can't even see his face clearly, my strength is at least It must be at the destruction level, or even higher, or it must be the one the president guessed?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while: "It's pointless. You miscalculated at the most critical moment. Even if you know the other party's strength, you can't prove anything."

"What year is he? I asked you to observe him. Is there any special behavior?"

Fortunately, he made the call now, otherwise Chairman Chang would have quickly noticed something was wrong when he saw the pours of sweat falling from Chen Yongan's forehead.

Although this was the president's request, he didn't explain much at the time. In Chen Yongan's mind, what kind of splash could a low-level investigator with devil-level strength make? All you need to do is look at the results, and you can see a lot of things.

Unexpectedly, these guys actually dug out the ultimate person in Crazy Wen Village, and even someone who could kill him instantly appeared. This was something he never expected.

However, as the vice-president of the Trickster Association, Chen Yongan still understood the priorities of the matter and replied truthfully: "I talked to Wang Tao about He Nian when he came out. During this period, He Nian didn't seem to have any special behavior. Everything follows the actions of that person named Duan Ming."

President: "Duan Ming? Is he the one who used a special item to close the ghost gate in Dongshi last time?"

"yes."

"Well, you continue."

"There is no follow-up yet. They did not come out immediately after Wang Tao and I came out, but the Boundary Stone terminal showed that there are still three people alive in this copy. Calculating the time, it should be almost out. I will talk to them again, and then I will talk to the president report."

"Okay, that's it."

"Dududu~"

After hanging up the phone, Chen Yongan fell to the backrest like a deflated rubber ball.

Fortunately, I wasn't caught slacking off in the middle.

Damn it, I still have to trust the president’s judgment in the future and never take it lightly.

After wiping his sweat, the feeling of weakness that kept pouring out of his body reminded him that it was time to rest. He continued to sit and comb for a while, then stood up with difficulty, and was about to return to the temporary lounge to lie down for a while.

Knock knock knock~

There was a knock on the door.

Still a little rushed.

Huh? Will anyone come to see me so late?

Chen Yongan opened the door in confusion. Outside the door were Chen Feng and a group of members of Team 157.

Chen Yongan: "Chen Feng? What happened?"

Chen Feng looked troubled: "Report to Chairman Chen, that..."

"If you have something to say, just tell me, don't talk to your mother-in-law or mother."

"Yes, um, Duan Ming and the others were detained by the logistics department, saying they were stealing food. This kind of thing is big or small. If they really want to take it seriously, it will be in trouble."

Chen Yongan looked happy when he heard this, but veins appeared on his forehead immediately.

"They came out! Damn! They just came out and they caused trouble for me? Didn't you say they were heroes?"

Chen Feng: "I told you, but they didn't believe it. Duan Ming and the others were brought into the treacherous world just after they were awarded the title. Except for the people who attended the meeting at that time, most of the branch still only knew that there were four new heroes. But I don’t know which four they are.”

"They don't dare to act rashly at the moment. I think it's so late and everyone except a few on duty has gone home to rest. It happens that you are in the bureau. I just want to see if I can ask you for help."

"Let's go, let's go, why are you still standing there?"

Chen Yongan immediately passed Chen Feng and others and walked outside in a hurry.

I never thought that the first thing I did when I came out was to hunt for people, or a few food thieves.