Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Knock knock knock~"

Duan Ming lowered the car window. He was already nervous in front of the steering wheel because he was driving, but now his face was as white as paper.

At this moment, he really felt that the man in uniform outside was scarier than the ghost.

Smiled.

"Uncle traffic police, what's the matter? I just obeyed the traffic rules."

The traffic policeman was dumbfounded: "Yes, I know you abide by the rules, but there is no need for you to drive so slowly on the straight lane at the traffic light intersection, right? It's only a distance of more than ten meters, and you were stuck at three red lights for a while. Do you hear the cars behind you honking their horns?"

"There are too many cars," Duan Ming muttered.

The traffic policeman covered his forehead helplessly.

What a noob.

"Forget it, forget it, I'm not looking for you to deal with this matter. You know it's overloaded? It's obviously a five-seater car, but you crammed one, two, three or seven people into it. Please show me your driver's license."

Duan Ming felt that the pores all over his body stood up.

How could he have that thing?

"Well, uncle policeman, we are from the Weird Investigation Bureau, you see"

"oh?"

The traffic policeman glanced inside.

In order to flatter themselves, two big guys, He Nian and Ji Xian, gave up the back seat to Chen Feng and the trio, and they simply sat on their laps. Their huge bodies almost completely covered the three grinning faces behind them. In fact, at this moment, he bowed his waist and turned his back to smile awkwardly at the traffic policeman.

He calmly withdrew his eyes, continued to operate the phone calmly, and pointed ahead.

"Did you see that car in front? They also said it was from the Weird Investigation Bureau."

Duan Ming: "Ha, ha, ha, what a coincidence, isn't it? We are all colleagues."

"Fake."

"Well"

"Please cooperate with my work."

Duan Ming looked at the hand stretched out of the car window and began to wink behind him crazily.

Chen Feng had no choice but to squeeze out between the two old men and handed out a certificate.

"Hello, this is our ID. We are indeed from the Weird Investigation Bureau. We are currently on a mission. We had to squeeze into a car. Please be accommodating."

Seeing the certificate in front of him, a look of respect instantly appeared in the traffic policeman's eyes.

The Weird Investigation Bureau has a transcendent status among the people, and its members whose purpose is to protect all mankind are respected by the public, not to mention jobs of a similar nature.

He immediately gave a standard salute.

"Thank you for your hard work!"

Duan Ming: "Then can we leave?"

"Okay, okay, please don't affect your mission. Do you need me to clear the way for you?"

"No, no, no, no."

As he spoke, Duan Ming stepped on the accelerator.

Turned off.

"Hahaha."

Start again and start at a snail's pace.

Until the traffic police completely disappeared from sight, Ji Xian finally couldn't help it.

"Duan Ming, how about I do it?"

"No."

"But you've been driving for more than two hours, and we haven't even left Dongshi City yet."

"Oh, it's so annoying. I'm a famous fast driver in the strange world. I'm just not used to it now. When I get used to it, let's see how many tricks I can do for you."

The entire car was hit with a Galen's Q.

Everyone had no choice but to hold it in.

By the time they arrived at the gold market branch, the moon was already high in the sky.

He Nian and Ji Xian almost fell asleep.

The Chen Feng trio felt that their legs were almost gone.

Duan Ming stretched his waist.

"Ah~~~We're finally here, how's it going? I'm driving fairly well, right?"

Stable is stable. The two-hour drive took six or seven hours. Stability can only be regarded as the only advantage.

Of course, everyone can only keep this kind of words in their hearts. If they say it out loud, they have every reason to believe that Duan Ming will take them for a few more walks and show off his so-called flowery skills.

"Ah, is it so late?"

You only discovered it after co-authoring it! ! ! ×6

"It seems like all the staff are off work, right? No, what are we doing back at the branch?"

The steering wheel is in your hands, who knows what you are going to do! ! ! ×6

"Forget it, I'm a little hungry after driving for so long. Everyone, sit tight and go to my house for dinner."

∑(O_O;)×6

boom!

boom!

boom!

Three heavy door slams sounded almost at the same time. The carriage that was full just now was instantly empty, and six figures quickly ran in six directions.

They know tactics.

What a coincidence, Duan Ming had just understood the essence of breaking all laws with one force not long ago.

An hour later, the whole family sat at the dining table of Duan Ming's house.

Early the next morning.

Duan Ming stood in front of the mirror and posed.

"Hey, let's see if your dad is handsome today?"

He Nian didn't leave last night and spent the whole night in Duan Ming's room. He was eating the ordinary breakfast he bought as if he was enjoying the most delicious food.

"You're so handsome. Isn't this the suit you wore when you entered Fengxian High School?" He said vaguely.

"You know nothing! A man should look mature and steady. Besides, today is the day when I become a hero."

"Hey, where's my hairspray? Oh, here it is."

"Glue it first."

Once again combing his hair into an adult look, Duan Ming turned around with satisfaction, his two faces were stunned.

Taking advantage of Duan Ming's fight, He Nian actually ate all the breakfast for two people, and now only one piece of cake was left.

He Nian made a prompt decision.

"Bah, bah, bah~"

"Ha, ha~ It's mine, I've licked it."

Duan Ming made a prompt decision.

"Bah, bah, bah~"

"Ha, ha~ it's yours, you licked it."

What year: "o(▼ plate▼メ;)o"

But he was still too busy to stuff the whole cake into his mouth in one bite.

While speaking slurred words: "TNND, we could eat together when we were kids, why not when we grow up? Ugh~ I'm so angry."

After the breakfast incident was over, the two of them rushed to the Weird Investigation Bureau. On the way there, Duan Ming hinted to the driver several times that he wanted to help with the driving, but He Nian stopped them all. The originally reserved hour only took ten minutes. Just arrive at your destination.

The taxi fled as fast as it could, leaving two lunatics standing blankly at the gate of the branch.

Duan Ming complained angrily: "Look, I originally stayed about the same amount of time, so why are you talking so much?"

He Nian: "Fuck you, who knew you came here an hour early just to drive! What should I do now?"

"What else can we do? Wait, we don't know anyone here."

The two squatted down on the curb on the side of the road, looking very much like two hooligans.

However, Chen Feng and the others did not wait for Wang Tao.

Wang Tao's ghost energy was exhausted yesterday at best, and he was not seriously injured. After a night of rest, although his ghost energy has not returned to full strength, his physical condition is no longer affected.

At this time, his face was glowing, ready to meet his highlight moment today.

As soon as they turned the corner, they saw the gangster duo squatting on the ground and shaking their heads.

He subconsciously retreated slightly.

He remembered the scene of Duan Ming tearing up the Japs yesterday so clearly that it left a psychological shadow. But then he thought about how his dear friend's strength had greatly increased. At least he would never be beaten so badly against Duan Ming's opponent yesterday. Embarrassed, he suddenly felt confident again.

He took out a handsome coat from the boundary stone space and put it on.

"Duan Ming!"

The normal pace suddenly slowed down, and it took at least five or six seconds for one foot to rise to the ground.

Duan Ming turned around and frowned.

He immediately stood up and strode forward.

"You're pretending to be your mother! It's so noisy, please turn off the music."

Seeing that the other party was so aggressive, Wang Tao subconsciously got scared again and hurriedly turned off the background music of God of Gamblers, but then stopped.

What am I afraid of when riding a horse? I'm a hero now and I'm stronger than him, so he should be afraid of me!

He still thinks that the evil-level one in Duan Ming yesterday was solved by the vice-presidents who arrived in time.

Immediately his nostrils rose again.

"You have to know who you are talking to, I am"

Before he finished speaking, Duan Ming snatched the breakfast that Wang Tao had not yet started to enjoy and turned around and left, cursing at the same time.

Wang Tao gritted his teeth, but this was the entrance to the Weird Investigation Bureau, and he didn't dare to be violent, so he could only stomp in and walk in.

Sooner or later I will deal with you.

The two of them ignored Wang Tao who left.

He Nian looked longingly at the big cake and fried dough sticks in Duan Ming's hand.

"What are you doing?"

Duan Ming: "(°°)!!"

He stuffed everything into his mouth in three strokes, his cheeks puffed up.

"Finished."

What year: "."

Two people were squatting at the door, and one was walking in. What the three of them didn't notice was that a surveillance probe at the branch door was rotating around, rotating back and forth between three figures.

In a luxurious office on the top floor of the branch, Chen Yongan, the vice president of the Trickster Association, was sitting in front of the computer and answering the phone.

But even though he was the only one in the office, his upper body was still as straight as a steel gun.

"Yes, Director, the surveillance footage shows Duan Ming and Wang Tao who handled the Dongshi Ghost Gate Incident this time."

There was no response from the other end of the phone, only the images on the surveillance camera were constantly being manipulated to move back and forth.

After a long silence, Chen Yongan finally couldn't help but ask: "Director, Wang Tao made great contributions in this incident. He single-handedly dealt with an evil-level invading ghost, and Duan Ming just used a special item. Of course, I’m not denying Duan Ming’s contribution, but in terms of contribution, it’s reasonable to give Wang Tao the title of level three hero and Duan Ming the title of level four hero, right? Why should Duan Ming be raised to level three as well?”

The other end of the phone finally spoke, his voice low.

"Yong'an, you can't just see that Wang Tao dealt with the evil-level ghost. Although we don't know the process, I believe that it will never be a matter of one person taking away the ghost and turning it off easily." The door is so simple. Since Duan Ming has the courage to go alone with Wang Tao, he should not be a reckless person. I believe he has already made arrangements in his heart. "

"Strategy is sometimes a form of strength."

"Level 3 hero, he deserves it."

The director spoke softly, but contained an unquestionable tone.

Chen Yongan clenched his fists and immediately let go.

"Yes, everything is at the discretion of the director."

"Okay." The other end of the phone continued, "It's not that I don't know the grudge between you and your old enemy, I'm just too lazy to talk about it. Under the condition of ensuring the safety of mankind, I will let you fight however you want, but when it comes to heroes, you can't be careless. "

"Oh, by the way, my old enemy has left the gold market. There is one thing."

The surveillance screen began to rotate, and finally settled on Duan Ming and He Nian. The two hooligans were pointing at the long legs coming and going with great interest.

In the center of the picture, there is He Nian's big face.

"He was also involved in the incident, right?"

"I need you to do something."

After waiting for a long time, Chen Feng and others finally arrived one after another.

Chen Feng: "It's so early, I thought I would be first if I was 15 minutes early?"

The man in a suit with oily hair and a pink face said shamelessly: "Today is an important day. You must be serious no matter what. Look, I have already put on the suit you gave me before. Only the gift from Boss Chen Feng is worthy of the one crowned above my head today." The Hero’s Crown.”

Chen Feng's eyes were red.

He Nian curled his lips.

He whispered softly: "Then do you think you can shorten my probation period?"

Duan Ming: "Then do you think you can shorten my probation period?"

"Well, maybe not. I'm just the captain of an ordinary investigation team. How can I have such authority?"

"Oh fine."

No longer in the mood to continue flattering, the group of people entered the office building when the Qiu Yu duo also arrived.

A large stepped conference hall had already been decorated with great solemnity. Many people sat in it and opened their heads to see who the "hero" who caused such a fuss was.

Wouldn't this just hit the muzzle of Wang Tao's gun?

After Chen Yongan finished speaking in official language for two hours, he finally got to the point.

"Now let's invite our hero to the stage."

"First of all, Wang Tao."

"In the Dongshi Ghost Gate incident, he single-handedly risked his life to kill an evil-level ghost guarding the Ghost Gate, providing his teammate Duan Ming with the opportunity to close the Ghost Gate, and saving the lives of the entire Dongshi people. , has made great contributions, and has been awarded the title of Level 3 Hero by the resolution of the organization. Everyone welcomes it!"

Wang Tao slowly stood up under the focus of his eyes, waved and nodded to his colleagues behind him, and then...

striding onto the stage in slow-motion action.

Luo Yulong in the audience covered his forehead in embarrassment.

Chen Yongan had veins on his forehead as he waited for him to fill his pussy completely, then gathered his emotions and continued the introduction.

"The second one is the Duan Ming just mentioned. After Wang Tao eliminated the guardian ghost, he used a special item to close the ghost gate. After the organization decided, he was also awarded the title of level three hero."

Wang Tao: "???"

Immediately, whispers began to ring out from the audience.

Duan Ming is not angry either.

What he cares about is something more substantial.

He walked on stage obediently, stood aside obediently, and smiled obediently at Wang Tao who was gritting his teeth.

"Ahem~"

After coughing softly, the scene suddenly became silent.

Chen Yongan glanced at it.

"Next, those who have participated in this operation and made outstanding contributions will also receive corresponding honors."

"After the organization's resolution, it was decided to award two more level four hero titles to"

"Qiu Yu and what year."

What!

The two of them raised their heads in shock and looked at each other. From the disbelief in their eyes, they knew that they must have heard correctly.

"I would like to invite you two to come on stage."

Chen Yong'an said so, and the two of them came to the stage even if they were confused.

Facing Duan Mingliu, the former's eyes were also filled with doubts.

More of a worry.

Qiu Yu died once, and it stands to reason that he is more qualified to receive the title of hero than anyone present, but he actively requested not to report the matter. In other words, all his missions in the Ghost Gate Incident, except Duan Ming, had no One learns that there is no reason to be admired from above.

What year is it even worse?

This guy just sneaked out and showed his face.

Duan Ming had to be cautious when he was suddenly announced to have received an additional title of hero.

At this time, Chen Yongan continued to speak to the public.

"The title of hero and the honor of fighting are not a compliment to the four of them. It can be said that all humans in Dongshi live because of the four of them, and they deserve these honors."

"It's just an affirmation."

"But I don't want this affirmation to become a means of motivating you. We in the Weird Investigation Bureau don't need to use it as a motivation to move forward. The belief of protection will always be the most fundamental persistence in our hearts."

Although the official language he spoke was one set after another, this was actually Chen Yongan's true thoughts in his heart.

After all, he is also a member of the Weird Investigation Bureau who cares about all mankind.

"Okay, for those who have won the honor this time, each person will receive an additional 100,000 cash bonus."

"besides."

"An opportunity to enter the mysterious world with me."

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