Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Actually, the people here are very friendly, don't be restrained, just treat yourself as your own home..."

"Oh no, this is your home."

Arriving at the door of Building A, Duan Ming turned around magnificently and showed off his arms.

"Welcome to Guancai Community."

Zhou Mengyue covered her mouth, her little head lighting up like a chicken pecking at rice.

Duan Ming smiled slightly and was about to take him upstairs when he suddenly felt the hem of his clothes being pulled behind him.

It's Wang Jue.

The guy lowered his head shyly, occasionally raising his eyes to look at Zhou Mengyue and then quickly looking back.

He pulled Duan Ming aside and stayed away from Zhou Mengyue. Only then did he regain the familiarity between the two of them, his eyes also glowing with enthusiasm: "Duan Ming, Duan Ming, I like her songs so much, she is mine. Idol, can you get an autograph for me?"

Duan Ming raised his eyebrows: "I want it..."

He raised his chin in that direction and said, "I'll go there myself."

After saying that, he walked towards Lu Shaocheng, turned his head and whispered: "You owe me another favor."

"What?" Lu Shaocheng was a little confused.

"Just watch."

Wang Jue was seen moving towards Zhou Mengyue hesitantly, wanting to raise his head but not daring, as if he had turned back into the severe social phobia patient he was at the beginning.

On the contrary, Zhou Mengyue stretched out her hand generously: "Duan Ming just told me not to be restrained, but why am I getting nervous instead? Let me meet you, I am Zhou Mengyue."

After struggling for a long time, Wang Jue reached out his hand and shook it lightly with Zhou Mengyue before leaving.

Zhou Mengyue: "Hey, we are friends from now on. What do you want to see me for?"

"friend?"

Wang Jue raised his head in disbelief and asked Duan Ming his first words.

"Would you...be friends with me?"

"Of course, you are Duan Ming's good friend, and of course you are also my Zhou Mengyue's good friend."

As soon as he finished speaking, something unexpected happened.

Wang Jue kept his shocked expression unchanged, while black smoke automatically erupted from Lu Shaocheng's forearm, forming the Black King Jue and quickly rushed into Wang Jue's body.

Following a burst of dazzling light, when everyone regained their sight, it was Black King Jue who was standing at the scene.

wrong.

Black King Jue originally had the appearance of Wang Jue during his lifetime. At this moment, Wang Jue should have shed his rotten body after the yin and yang merged into one.

Duan Ming smiled slightly and stepped forward: "Has the integration been completed?"

"Well, thank you for saving my life. If it weren't for you, I might still be the sociophobic person I was before."

"Hey, what's this?" Duan Ming put his arm around Wang Jue's shoulders intimately and raised his fist to knock on his chest. "After all, you are my first friend since I entered the treacherous world. If something happens to you, I will naturally spare no effort."

At this time, Lu Shaocheng ran up to him with dumbfounded eyes. He looked Wang Jue up and down for a long time, focusing on the expression on his face. Besides being serious, he was still serious.

"Wait a minute, does this mean that yin and yang are one?"

Duan Ming: "Yeah, otherwise how complicated do you think it would be? Wang Jue has always been obsessed with changing his personality. We have made so many efforts before, but you didn't find that he was not as resistant to communicating with others at the beginning. Already? As his idol, Zhou Mengyue is recognized by the idol and actively invited to be friends, which is basically guaranteed to fill up the last experience bar."

"But why do I see that you don't seem very happy?"

"Oh, that's not it." Lu Shaocheng was a little incoherent and pointed at Wang Jue anxiously.

"I mean, where is the one in our family? Where is the like-minded friend who talks a lot about things?"

This is a question of life.

So far, he has only come across one example of the fusion of yin and yang, and he doesn't know what the condition of his yin clone is. He really can't tell what the character will be like after the combination.

Just as Wang Jue was about to speak, he immediately felt his collar being lifted up, and his whole body began to spin.

Lu Shaocheng was so sad that he burst into tears. He shook Wang Jue crazily and cried loudly: "You give me back the steel ball warrior, you give me back the steel ball warrior. If I had known this would be the result, I wouldn't have..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by an impatient voice.

"Where's Akira Nima! I'm going to vomit!"

Lu Shaocheng made a move.

"Are you... my dear comrade?"

"if not?"

Wang Jue slapped his hands on his collar away angrily, adjusted his clothes and said angrily, "Don't come here blindly if you don't understand the situation."

Duan Ming: "So what's going on?"

Wang Jue looked over, and as soon as he opened his mouth, his tone changed back to the calm and steady tone of Wang Jue.

"It's like this. Although we are now integrated and our personal rules have been perfected, our separate souls have not yet completely merged. Although we share memories, our respective personalities are still there."

"This is another slow process. The specific character that will be fused in the end depends on the gradual balance between the two of us. When the fusion is finally successful, my state of mind will be greatly improved, and my strength will be greatly improved. There is still room for another pretty huge growth.”

Duan Ming: "Oh~ So that's it."

Lu Shaocheng: "Uuu~ My comrades are still here, come here and give me a hug."

He hugged her immediately.

Wang Jue was used to it anyway.

"Then how strong are you now?" Duan Ming suddenly asked.

Wang Jue was expressionless as he was changed from a waist hug to a princess hug. He explained calmly: "The fusion of yin and yang is not just as simple as the addition of ghost energy. Currently, my ghost energy value is 8979, and it will slowly increase in a short period of time." , it shouldn’t be a big problem to enter the fierce ghost level.”

A hot tear fell on Wang Jue's face.

Lu Shaocheng: "(;`)"

"That's so awesome."

"I don't care. You must not only be strong, but also change back to your original appearance. We must unite the front tonight. I want the enthusiasm to fight together to burst out in your heart again. Let's go, let's go to 409."

After saying that, he couldn't help but throw Wang Jue on his back with a big swing, and walked towards Building A with firm eyes.

When Wang Jue was thrown behind him, he had already returned to his lewd expression. He took out a steel ball from nowhere in his hand and patted Lu Shaocheng's head excitedly.

"hurry up."

"Right away."

The speed increased a bit, and the two people quickly disappeared from sight.

Zhou Mengyue was still confused until now.

"What...are they doing here? Where is 409?"

Duan Ming scratched his butt in embarrassment: "Well, um, 409 is...emmmm...their battlefield, huh."

"Oh." Zhou Mengyue nodded as if she understood, "No wonder the friendship between men who have been on the battlefield together is the strongest. Having gone through the test of life and death, this is the romance between men."

I don't know if it's romantic or not. I think he didn't run away even if he was alive or dead.

Duan Ming shook his head, not daring to dwell too much on this topic. He pulled Zhou Mengyue up and walked into the gate of Building A.

"Don't worry about them, I'll take you to meet new friends."

"Did you look at the words 'Fight? Fight, with the most lofty dream' on the corner wall of the stairs in front? That's..."

"Huh? A lonely hero?"

"Aren't these two guys going to fight again?"

Duan Ming walked straight over and reached out his hand into the wall. The next second, he pulled out two entangled figures.

really!

Who are these two unlucky children if not He Wei and Qian Gou Sheng?

The two of them were almost hunched up in a ball. He Wei grabbed Qian Gou Sheng's crotch with one hand, and kept changing the angle of the kitchen knife in his other hand in order to find an opportunity to strike.

And Qian Gou Sheng did not show weakness. Although he was in pain, he kept twisting his butt to avoid the kitchen knife. At the same time, six ghost arms spread their teeth and claws behind him, ready to attack, looking for opportunities to use "Kuo Mo Kuo Mo Luo" to reveal their flaws. smash into the fragile place.

Evenly matched.

Duan Ming wanted to pull away, but he didn't pull.

Qian Gouchen, on the other hand, turned his eyes and stopped for the time being. Now it was He Wei who was unwilling to give up. The ferocity in his eyes seemed to want to be bitten off.

Duan Ming patted him on the back and comforted him: "Okay, okay, okay, new friends are here, please give me some face."

Unmoved.

"Hey, I'm going to get angry if you keep doing this."

Still trying to find an angle.

"Alas~"

Duan Ming stood up, took out a strap from the boundary stone space and put it on He Wei's head.

In an instant, He Wei was like a demon retreating, and his eyes instantly became clear.

He reacted for a while, and when he saw the thing in his hand, he quickly let go and put away the kitchen knife in his hand.

"How come I have become so cruel, I'm sorry... Gou Sheng, are you okay?"

Qian Gou Sheng shook his head with surprise in his eyes.

The two were finally able to separate.

Only then did He Wei notice Duan Ming behind him. Just as he was about to say hello, Zhou Mengyue started to come into view.

"Zhou Mengyue!!!"

The otaku's will was activated, and his eyes began to blur subconsciously, but they regained clarity almost instantly.

He immediately turned back to face the wall, took out "Oni Yu Eimi's Jiqing Photo" and began to mutter to himself.

"Yongmei, you are my goddess."

"No one can take your place in my heart."

"I would never betray you."

Duan Ming: "(_)"

You kid is quite infatuated.

He watched with distress as He Wei carefully touched the photo album. Several pages had been torn into pieces and were carefully repaired with tape. He did not dare to breathe loudly when turning the pages for fear that they would fall apart accidentally. .

Xiaobao is also true, regardless of importance.

Duan Ming took out a piece of ghost talisman paper and transformed it into a new photo album and handed it over.

"No, let's deal with it in these few hours."

He Wei was shocked on the spot, his eyes flashed, and he took the photo album tremblingly.

"Duan Ming~"

"Okay, don't be stupid. Don't worry. I will definitely let you see the real Yongmei in my lifetime. I will tell you quietly that I have found the right way."

"Boss~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Are you talking about that Yongmei?" Zhou Mengyue suddenly interrupted.

Duan Ming: "Oh? You know her too?"

"Well, we've been together for a while. If your friend wants to meet her, I can recommend her if I have the chance, hehe~"

“Big~~~~~~~~~Sister-in-law~~~~~~~~~”

"Silly boy." Duan Ming stroked his head lovingly.

"Okay, you guys have fun, let's go."

Before leaving, he quietly approached Qian Gou Sheng: "Hey, did you just behead him?"

Qian Gou Sheng: "Uh... I chopped it off once."

"Well done, there are nine more times, keep up the good work, I believe you will let it go in the end."

Qian Gou Sheng: “(_)”

I gave it up a long time ago, okay?

I just beheaded him once, but I was beheaded eight times!

Duan Ming was feeling complacent about his cleverness in mediating neighborly relations, when He Wei came over and pointed at the band above his head.

"Boss, don't forget this thing."

Duan Ming slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot about this treasure."

He carefully took off the Zhenchao belt and put it into the boundary stone space as if it were a treasure.

He Wei scratched his hair and asked in confusion: "Boss, what on earth is this?"

"Zhenchao belt."

"Chastity belt!!! I'll wipe it! Is this something you can wear on your head?!!! Save your life!!!!"

Duan Ming had already fled, so he rushed upstairs with the little beauty.

Soon we arrived at the 604 gate.

Click~

The door opens.

Huh? Why is the house dark? Is no one home?

Just as he was wondering, Duan Ming closed the door and went to turn on the light, but before he had time, a fragrant wind suddenly hit him, and a soft and delicate body immediately hugged him tightly, followed by lips. The softness that comes up and the sweetness that enters your mouth.

A man and a woman alone, living together in the same room, and it's so dark, which is not a condition that stimulates the secretion of hormones?

For a long time, the two enthusiastic heads separated reluctantly.

"Duan Ming, I miss you so much."

In his ears was the soft sound of Zhou Mengyue's breath, and underneath was the intentional or unintentional rubbing.

There was no need for the special effects of Gluttonous Eyes. In the darkness, the two points of eye-catching red were shining brightly. Duan Ming picked up the princess and picked up Zhou Mengyue, and was about to rush into the bedroom.

Pa~

A dazzling bright light suddenly came into view, and the whole living room suddenly lit up.

The lights seemed to strike Galen's Q on the scene, and both men and women fell silent.

Cheng Yiyao kept rubbing her eyes, her eyes filled with surprise and shock.

"Duan Ming? You are finally back."

Then she noticed the person Duan Ming was holding in her arms, and the strange color in her eyes became visibly thicker.

It doesn't take a moment.

"Ahhhhh!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Ping'er, come out quickly! Look who your man has kidnapped!!!"

Suddenly there was a jingling sound in the bedroom.

"Is Duan Ming back?"

Then a little head with messy hair popped up from the doorframe.

She was much calmer than Cheng Yiyao. She didn't yell, she simply hugged Duan Ming with one lunge.

Zhou Mengyue was ashamed to be squeezed in the middle, saying it was not true, and not saying it was true.

Duan Ming came to the rescue.

I couldn't use my hands, so I simply rubbed my head against Jiang Ping'er's face: "Hey, Ping'er, there's another person here."

"Ah~"

Jiang Ping'er hurriedly let go of her arms, her face flushed, and she smiled apologetically at Zhou Mengyue.

But it’s okay not to look at it, but once I looked at it, I was silenced.

"Ahhh~ It's Zhou Mengyue! Am I dreaming? Yaoyao, look, it's Zhou Mengyue, a big star has come to our house!"

"Didn't I just say that?"

Cheng Yiyao also trotted over excitedly.

Duan Ming smiled helplessly.

Are all girls so crazy about chasing stars?

He put Zhou Mengyue down and said, "Yueyue will also live here with you in the future. Let's communicate more."

Zhou Mengyue nodded obediently towards the two of them: "Hello everyone, I am Zhou Mengyue. I hope I can get along with you two happily."

At this time, Shi Ming interrupted awkwardly: "That's not number two, but number three."

He glanced at the bedroom door on the other side. Xiang Xin, dressed in home clothes, was leaning against the door with interest and nodded as a greeting.