Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Huh? Duan Ming? Didn't you go to bed? Come on, come on, I just happened to give you a little knowledge about science, but it's exciting."

Lu Shaocheng reached out his hand to greet Duan Ming, then looked around before saying.

"It is known that a right angle is 90 degrees, and boiling water is 100 degrees, so who can tell me the properties of boiling water?"

"this……"

Driver A: "The nature of boiling water is... boiled water?"

Driver B: "I know, I know, boiling water means you can boil human flesh."

"Emmmm~ It's not right." Lu Shaocheng shook his head triumphantly, "I told you that there is a pre-condition, a right angle of 90 degrees, and boiling water of 100 degrees is of course..."

"Obtuse angle~"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Coke kills me!"

Driver A: "..."

Driver B: "..."

Driver C: "..."

Wang Jue in his arms rolled his eyes.

After the silence, several drivers broke out into hilarious laughter one after another.

"Hahahaha, it's really funny, hahaha!"

"Brother Niu Zi's friends are extraordinary!"

Duan Ming at the side couldn't stand it anymore, kicked the rocking chair: "Okay, stop making trouble, I have business to see you."

Lu Shaocheng didn't even look over, he waved his hand back and continued.

"There's one more, one more."

"It is known that the boiling water is 100 degrees, and the right angle is 90 degrees. Then, the right angle..."

Without even thinking about it, Duan Ming continued: "It means that the right angle is not boiled, okay, hurry up, there is really something important."

Lu Shaocheng looked over in surprise: "Hey, how did you know? Right, let me just say that this cold knowledge is very interesting."

He let go of the hand that hugged Wang Jue tightly, and was about to pat him to signal him to get up, but he didn't expect Wang Jue to escape from his embrace immediately after breaking free.

"Sensible, you deserve to be a good partner who wants to fight side by side with me."

Lu Shaocheng gave a thumbs up appreciatively, then stood up and faced Duan Ming: "What's the matter, what do you want brother to help you with?"

Now it was Duan Ming's turn to smile mysteriously.

"There is something, it's still a good thing."

"Oh? Tell me in detail?" Lu Shaocheng said while straightening his sleeves calmly.

Duan Ming: "Didn't you ask me to help you find the female ghost?"

The hand that buttoned the cuff buttons trembled violently, and Lu Shaocheng stared at him with wide eyes. When he saw Jiang Xiaoxiao beside him, his pupils almost shrank to a point.

"Hey, hey, where are you looking?" Duan Ming hid Jiang Xiaoxiao behind him, who lowered his head and blushed slightly.

"It's something else."

His expression paused, but the excitement in his eyes did not fade at all, and Xiaocuntou couldn't stop looking around.

"Where is it? Where is it? Is it good-looking?"

"Ahem, that, to be precise, this time I found it for the black king, and you will pay attention to it next time you have a chance."

As soon as he finished speaking, a burst of black air emerged from Lu Shaocheng's arm, forming the figure of Hei Wangjue, looking around with his small head.

"Where is it? Is she a rich woman?"

"Rich to the point of pus."

"Hey~"

Jiang Xiaoxiao: "(_)"

No wonder these two go together.

"Then let's go." Duan Ming raised his head to signal, and turned around first to prepare to leave, but then he listened to Lu Shaocheng's instructions to the drivers.

"You guys, spend more time chatting with Wang Jue."

Duan Ming turned around: "What are you doing? I'm looking for Hei Wangjue, why are you joining in the fun? Didn't I tell you that I will pay attention to you."

"Oh, my contract ghost is going to the battlefield, how can I, the contract master, stand by and watch, yes, it doesn't matter if I stand by..."

"I'll have to watch."

As he said that, Xiaocuntou rushed to the front as soon as he met each other.

"..."×2

Duan Ming nodded to Hei Wangjue at the side.

"how do you say?"

Hei Wangjue looked solemnly at Lu Shaocheng's back disappearing at the entrance of Building A, and silently took out a steel wool ball.

"I'm ready."

I am asking you this! ! !

All right, all right, since the person involved has no objection, why bother with it.

Duan Ming followed with Jiang Xiaoxiao and Hei Wangjue.

The battle at the corner of the stairs has come to an end, and the big-headed doll and Gouzi have long since disappeared. Qian Gousheng and Jiang Zhidi, one with a bruised nose and a swollen face from being beaten with a weapon, and the other with a bruised nose and a swollen face from being beaten as a weapon, are huddled in the corner and crying, seeing The savior Duan Ming appeared and looked over expectantly at the same time, but only got an encouraging look and a sentence of "Come on", and cried even harder.

Come to the fourth floor, in front of the door of Room 409.

Lu Shaocheng looked excited.

Black King is eager to try.

Duan Ming looked at Lu Shaocheng seriously: "Are you really sure you want to go in? This is not a joke, she is a ghost class."

"I want to go in because it is a ghost class. I don't worry about him going in alone. Didn't your girlfriend say that this one is just a beginner of the ghost class? I don’t think I’m going to be able to beat him if I’m not in a good state, and with the help of the big evil, I think there should be no problem in taking him out.”

One sentence at the same time made the expressions of the two of them change instantly.

Jiang Xiaoxiao was made into a big blush again because of the word "girlfriend".

Black King is also red.

moved.

Then he took out another steel wool ball and handed it over, and was slapped flying by Lu Shaocheng.

"WTF!"

Under Duan Ming's signal, Jiang Xiaoxiao stepped forward and knocked on the door.

knock knock ~

"Who is it~"

The voice was flattering to the bone, and it was numb, and the lustful duo felt like their hearts were going to melt. Just standing there, it was obvious that their whole bodies were shaking.

Worthy of being a romantic ghost.

Jiang Xiaoxiao: "It's me."

"Jiang Xiaoxiao? Why are you here? Didn't you say everything? If you can't find a man who satisfies me, don't talk about anything."

Jiang Xiaoxiao still wanted to say something, but was preempted by the duo.

Hei Wangjue knocked on the door with a wretched smile.

"Hello, my name is Juejue. I have many unique skills. Can you give me a chance to perform for you?"

Kacha~

The door was quickly opened.

A pink figure leaned against the door charmingly.

Seeing the other party's true face, except for Jiang Xiaoxiao, the other three gasped in unison.

Merry Ghost's figure is indeed quite predictable, the pink cap can only cover some important parts, the slits of the skirt almost reach the thighs, and every gesture is sexy.

But the frightening thing was that although half of the face was indeed extremely charming, the other half was in a mess, the flesh and blood were almost dissolved, and white bones were exposed in several places, as if it had been splashed with concentrated sulfuric acid.

But the emotions of the three are slightly different.

Duan Ming and Lu Shaocheng were purely shocked by the sudden scene, only Hei Wangjue glanced at the large amount of ghost coins in the hands of the Merry Ghost intentionally or unintentionally, excited or excited.

Stimulate.

The Merry Ghost glanced at everyone, and said in a sticky voice: "Who is Juejue? What are the unique skills?"

Hei Wangjue immediately raised his hand: "I, me, me, me, me."

The Merry Ghost looked up and down Hei Wangjue's small arms and legs, and the anticipation in his eyes quickly receded.

"Why is it a cold ghost again?"

At this time, she noticed Duan Ming and Lu Shaocheng on the side, and the brilliance that had just faded in her eyes suddenly brightened again, her expression became abnormal, and a piece of flesh fell from the rotten half of her cheek.

"Yo~ there are living human beings with hot flesh~"

Jiang Xiaoxiao rushed to the middle and looked over with a bad expression: "I advise you not to have any wrong thoughts, this is our new building manager."

The Merry Ghost hesitated for a moment, and then looked at Duan Ming again and again with silky winking eyes, and the only remaining eye was emitting a tempting light all the time.

"He's really the new building manager, he looks so handsome, um~"

Huh~~~~~

Duan Ming couldn't help but shiver.

In the real world, too many people criticize pictures and put on make-up, just to show their false and beautiful side to the world. Are ghosts so sincere now? I said that your condition for half of your face is not bad, but if you only show half of your face, you can still be considered quite attractive.

Look, another piece of meat fell off! Hey!

Now even Lu Shaocheng has a face of rejection.

"Aren't you thinking a little too much?"

Jiang Xiaoxiao was no longer pretending to be angry at this moment, black air began to surge all over his body, as if he would strike if there was a disagreement.

The Merry Ghost was taken aback for a moment, then lingered on Duan Ming for a few more seconds with clear eyes, and said with a smile: "Yo yo, are you still in a hurry? All right, all right, I'll leave your little lover to you, to be honest , I still prefer muscular men."

When Lu Shaocheng heard the words, his heart skipped a beat, and his eyes rolled mechanically little by little.

As luck would have it, the Merry Ghost happened to be watching him too.

He smiled mischievously, stretched out his finger to touch his chest, and the two pectoralis major muscles that had been tight in the tights trembled limply.

"Ha, haha, in fact, I'm all fake. I eat protein powder, and I don't need much strength at all. It may turn into soft-legged shrimp after a little more than ten seconds."

Duan Ming also saw something wrong at this time, although he always cheated Lu Shaocheng, he couldn't cheat this thing too! It's so irritating.

He took two steps forward, pointed at Hei Wangjue and said, "Actually, he is also pretty good, his unique skill can make me hot quickly."

"Mmmmmmmmmmm~" Hei Wangjue nodded repeatedly holding the steel wool ball high.

The romantic ghost raised his brows and didn't even look at him, his interested eyes were always on Lu Shaocheng's body, making the latter avoid his eyes all the time, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"Actually, it's a trivial matter to force you into the house, but well, it's for me to finally meet such an eye-catching person..."

She stretched out her five fingers to wipe the disfigured half of her face, and what she wiped instantly was no longer rotten flesh and blood, but smooth and fair normal skin.

Without the huge difference between the left and right halves of the face, the charming breath is fully revealed on the Merry Ghost's face, and the whole ghost looks extremely seductive.

Lu Shaocheng: "()"

In the next second, his back straightened, his muscles even swelled a bit more than before, his expression turned serious, and even his voice became deep and deep.

"Actually, I'm still quite traditional in my bones, but the teacher has always taught me a truth that helping others is a sign of sublimation of personality. Since you also need my help, Duan Ming also needs my help..."

He looked at Duan Ming, and nodded slowly pretendingly.

"Then why should I not help with this favor?"

"Giggle~"

The Merry Ghost laughed out of Aftershock 5.0, and Lu Shaocheng's eyes straightened.

"Then why are you still standing there, come in~" she stepped aside.

"Hmm." Lu Shaocheng looked back solemnly, "Tell Wang Jue for me, when I have sublimated my personality, I will go back to him with a brand new look."

"You, come in with me."

Hei Wangjue, who was ordered, immediately looked surprised, and followed in.

Until the door was closed with a bang, Duan Ming was still in a sluggish state.

After a long time, he pointed to the door.

"Hey, what happened just now? Why did the bad face suddenly become normal?"

Jiang Xiaoxiao: "Don't you usually watch ghost movies? That's basically the reason."

"You mean... blindfold?"

"Um."

Duan Ming immediately felt a tremor all over.

It's just a blindfold, the meat that should be lost will still be lost~

He bowed deeply to the door seriously.

In the next second, a violent scream came from the house.

"Are they... really okay?" Jiang Xiaoxiao said with a worried face.

"It should...probably...maybe...it's okay."

Jiang Xiaoxiao: "emmmm... Maybe we don't have to feel so guilty. In fact, you didn't invite your human friend in the first place, did you? He volunteered to come here... right?"

Duan Ming: "That's right, I even excused him just now, he still chose to enter the house, he chose by himself, even if we just wanted to remind him of the trick, this guy rushed in all of a sudden, it was too late... …Right?"

The two looked at each other and nodded heavily.

"Right."×2

Two masters of comfort.

Feeling much more at ease, Jiang Xiaoxiao said: "It seems that it will take some time, let's go, go to my house and sit for a while?"

"Let's take a while."

Duan Ming suddenly looked solemn, and walked towards a window facing the square of the community, just watching.

The line of sight is very good, just covering the entire building B opposite.

Building B is different from Building A in that although many windows in Building A are tightly covered, some of them have not drawn the curtains, and ghosts can occasionally be seen moving around the house from the outside, but Building B, The windows of every house are shrouded in a deep darkness, which does not seem to be a curtain-like covering at all.

Including the sixth floor.

It looks ordinary, no difference from the lower five floors.

Observing through the window is hopeless, Duan Ming can only focus on the entrance of Building B.

The strong man who was accompanied by Yan Yang earlier gave him a bad feeling.

Trying to hide her figure in the shelter by the window, staring straight at the target position, this seriousness made Jiang Xiaoxiao cheer up, although she was puzzled, she wisely didn't make any sound.

Waited for a long time.

Duan Ming frowned slightly: "Huh? Have you already left? But their car is still there."

At the gate of the community, the sticker car parked safely, and a ghost driver kicked stones to play boredly.

"Duan Ming, it's..."

"They came out! Hide first!"

Jiang Xiaoxiao urgently silenced his voice and moved into the shelter.

The same is true for Duan Ming, with almost only one eye exposed.

At the entrance of Building B, a strong man and Yan Yang appeared, still standing in front of each other, but this time Yan Yang's complexion was much rosier than before.

Duan ordered an immediate investigation.

It should be sunny, and I will try to keep it updated.