Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The nine cities in the Paradoxical World are all large-scale cities. Fame drives the import of ghosts, and the increase in the number of ghosts undoubtedly increases their popularity, and the infinite positive cycle.

Except Mingcheng.

In this small city, which is only the size of a small county town, the most prosperous area only has one or two high-rise buildings. There are no gorgeous streets, but there are many mottled cracks on the road surface, and the whole city highlights a certain temperament.

old.

At this time, on the street, a convoy was driving slowly and orderly, and the vehicles on the road leaned towards both sides consciously, as if to respectfully send off the convoy.

The cars in the convoy are not ostentatious at all, they are very ordinary cars, but on the front of the head car, as long as there is a blank space, there will be a single photo of a suitable size, it is a man, dressed in black There are suits and various poses, all of which reveal the word "forced".

A big sign was erected on the roof of the car, and the neon light strip was constantly shining in broad daylight, saying.

"I'm Yan Yang, and I speak for Gentleman Yue."

In the back row of the head car, Yan Yang sat on the far right side cautiously, with a huge mirror slanted at the other end, and a pale man sitting in the center, if Duan Ming saw this man, his eyeballs would probably turn red again. It's going to be red.

The origin of all hatred.

ghost in the mirror.

At this time, he didn't panic at all when he faced Duan Ming, and he had a very stern expression with his legs crossed, and he leaned against the back of the seat with his arms folded.

"So there has been no progress in the matter that Mr. explained?"

"Um."

Yan Yang seemed to have exhausted all his strength and nodded.

"Trash." The ghost in the mirror cast a cold sideways glance.

Who would have thought that Yan Yang, who was high-spirited outside, would show such a humble expression.

The ghost in the mirror was silent, and Yan Yang didn't dare to speak, but after a long time he took the initiative to say: "Well, Mr. Jing, I really ordered someone to monitor the whereabouts of that man named Duan Ming. He joined the Ping An Taxi Company this time and was caught The vehicle arranged is XXXXX, before the boss left, he did not hesitate to transfer some authority to me, so that I can monitor the whereabouts of the taxi at night, in order to be able to complete the mission of the husband, but..."

"Since he entered yesterday, he really hasn't appeared in the taxi, especially the night Mr. emphasized."

The ghost in the mirror gradually frowned: "What about the daytime? What did that guy do?"

"Bai... During the day he... He is very normal, this morning... has been sleeping late."

Yan Yang replied tremblingly, but his back was soaked in cold sweat.

In the past few days, he has been focusing on establishing his own prestige, but he never thought that the task that Yue Zhengyi hastily explained before he left would be such a high level.

In his opinion, isn't it just to monitor an ordinary human weakling? Find someone to monitor the taxi he assigned 24 hours a day, and it will be over. If there is any abnormal behavior, it should be in someone During the time when the driver's identity is protected, how much trouble can a human being cause when he is not at work? Even afraid of the company building, they dare not take a step.

He finally got the chance to be promoted. Naturally, the first thing he thought of was to establish his prestige while all the bosses were away. The convenience of his status did satisfy his great vanity. After that, I didn't pay any more attention. If he hadn't been summoned suddenly to the Guancai Community to find out the situation, he might have almost forgotten that there is such a No. 1 person.

The pleasure of power is indeed the easiest to sink.

Seeing this, the ghost in the mirror gradually began to look bad.

"Tell me honestly, have you not paid much attention to him in the past two days? Don't worry, to be honest, I'm not angry. "

With such a gritted teeth look, there is something wrong with not being angry.

Yan Yang wouldn't admit it if he was beaten to death, and Duan Ming didn't make any moves in the past two days.

He shook his head resolutely, and said righteously: "No, Mr. Jing, since it is a task assigned by my husband, of course I dare not neglect it. Not only did I order someone to monitor her vehicle at night, but also the taxi company during the day. I understand that he did stay in the dormitory room this morning and did not go out. At that time, someone heard conversations coming from his room, and there was a bad smell coming out. It may be that the toilet exploded, and he must be in the room."

The ghost in the mirror was skeptical: "Huh, it's best to be like this. This is why my husband ordered me to come out this time. Don't let my husband down."

Then he tilted his head and began to close his eyes and meditate.

The atmosphere in the car gradually froze, except for the roar of the engine, there was no longer any sound.

At this time, the nostrils of the ghost in the mirror stretched.

"Huh? What's the smell? Did you put sauerkraut in your car?"

The driver ghost in the driver's seat was sweating for a moment, and quickly put away the itchy foot he had just scratched out while the two bosses in the back row were talking, and glanced at the rearview mirror guiltily.

Yan Yang also noticed the abnormality, and began to search for the source of the smell with his nostrils wide open, and quickly located the specific location.

One hadn't had time to fit into the shoes, revealing half of the blackened sole of the instep.

"Damn it! You fucking haven't washed your feet for a few years?"

Yan Yang opened the car window urgently, smiled apologetically at the ghost in the mirror, and pointed to the public toilet on the side of the road ahead.

"Stop! Go there and wash your feet before you come back! Damn, I'll never let you be my driver again, you'll embarrass me!"

Then he turned to the side: "Excuse me, Mr. Jing, please rest in the car for a while, and I will go to educate."

"En." The ghost in the mirror responded with a cool nasal voice, and continued to close its eyes and rest.

This embarrassing atmosphere was too difficult, now looking for an opportunity, Yan Yang chose to get out of the car to take a breath without thinking, and disappeared into the public toilet in one breath.

After a long time, the ghost in the mirror on the car slowly opened his eyes, and the corners of his mouth gradually raised, revealing a sinister smile.

"Oh, Duan Ming."

"You were lucky enough to win twice before, this time I see if you still have such good luck."

"This time, I took the initiative to ask Ying to come out to play with you. I don't know how you like to play? Hehehehe~"

Smiling evilly...

knock knock ~

There was a knocking sound on the window.

The ghost in the mirror frowned impatiently, and almost lost his soul in the next second.

Outside the car window, a big face was covering the sides of the eyes, looking in with difficulty, the whole face was almost stuck to the glass.

Who is not Duan Ming?

Outside the car, Lu Shaocheng asked eagerly, "How is it? Is there anyone inside?"

Duan Ming raised his body, moved his facial features and shook his head.

"I can't see it, the car glass in the paradox is really awesome, it completely blocks the view from the outside, even the front windshield."

"But it should be considered to be found."

He looked at the photo stickers plastered all over the car.

What a show.

"But where could they go?"

With the lessons learned from the past, Yan Yang immediately ordered a group of followers to go to understand Duan Ming's situation after getting out of the car. At this moment, they are the only car in the lead car.

"Hey!" Duan Ming kicked the dog who was still gagging from time to time, "Keep looking, don't give up halfway."

Heifan's whole dog's face fell, and he replied listlessly: "This is almost the place, the smell is very strong, it must be nearby."

"Can you find it?"

"Look for it."

"Sniff~vomit~~~~~~sniff~vomit~~~~~~sniff~vomit~~~~~~"

Gouzi vomited and led the way to the toilet.

The ghost in the mirror in the car felt like his heart was about to jump out, and he huddled in the cover of the front seat. Duan Ming's figure moved forward a little, and he retracted a little more, vowing to make the seat back perfect. Place it in the center of your line of sight.

Damn it, if you don't meet sooner or later, you will run into each other after everyone is gone, so please don't find me.

He couldn't stop praying in his heart, his eyes never left, and what he didn't notice at all was that as his body continued to squeeze, a corner of his clothes hung on the doorknob of the car door.

click~

Slight door rattle.

Ghost in the Mirror: "Σ(゜゜)"

Cardiac arrest.

In the next second, a violent weightlessness came.

"I'm going~"

The whole devil overturned and got out of the car.

Naturally, such a huge movement could not be concealed from the vigilant Duan Mingxing.

There are people in the car!

The two of them and the dog immediately shrank their eyes, and quickly hid themselves in three directions.

The scene was quiet for a while.

Not long after, three pairs of eyes appeared from different places.

Huh? Why have you been quiet for so long?

Could it be that the doors are in disrepair?

A look signaled that Lu Shaocheng and the black fans stood still, while Duan Ming stood up from his hiding place, swaying past the direction where the door opened, pretending to be nothing.

Um? Really no one.

There is only one mirror.

Duan Ming took a look around, boldly walked forward, and other people and a dog surrounded him.

Lu Shaocheng knocked on the mirror in puzzlement, and there was a crisp echo.

"What is this? A mirror opened the door? Could there be something dirty here?"

Black fan: "Who are you scolding?"

"Oh sorry, I mean there's something dirty in this mirror."

"In the mirror?" Duan Ming murmured, frowning.

"Come on, do me a favor and move this mirror out."

The mirror jerked violently.

Duan Ming: "Quick, get it out!"

While shouting, he took out the ghost cloth from the boundary stone space without hesitation.

The ghost in the mirror lost his soul for the second time. Immediately, his figure appeared to separate from the mirror, and at the same time, he quickly threw a small mirror towards the door of the public toilet.

"Yan Yang!!!"

The hysterical roar almost instantly attracted a head from the door of the men's toilet. Yan Yang also reacted quickly, and the next second his body jumped out, rushing straight towards the flying mirror.

"Quick! Break it!"

Yan Yang couldn't help thinking about it, but he stared at him, and suddenly a gray-black breath shot out from his eyes, aiming at the small flying lens.

The ghost in the mirror's eyes obviously began to flash a look of excitement.

Just when he was about to dive into the small lens in one fell swoop, a black hook swiftly passed over his body, precisely caught the lens in the air, and pulled it back immediately.

What!

Not only did Yan Yang's offensive come to nothing, but the ghost in the mirror who had already identified the Shinjuku object even made a 180-degree turn in the air, and his body became smaller and straight into the small mirror.

Snapped.

Duan Ming firmly grasped the small mirror, and held a hook in his right hand.

On the day when he first learned how to drive, the Roshan ghost left a hook after he hurried away in fear of nightfall.

【Butcher's Hook】

【Ghost class】

[Explanation: After throwing it, you can absolutely hit the target regardless of the level. If the opponent's ghost energy is higher than your own, you will drag your own side to move towards the opponent. If the opponent's ghost energy is lower than your own, you can drag the target over. At the same time move closer to the middle. The cooling time is twenty-four hours. 】

"It really is you!"

Duan Ming retracted the hook, smiling very wickedly, his eyes were already scarlet, perhaps he didn't even notice that the seventh gluttonous eye was opening and closing the palm of his left hand which was making a fist.

At this moment, a small head of the ghost in the mirror suddenly appeared on the mirror in his hand, but before he could make another move, Duan Ming covered it with a sock earlier.

"Uh~ what is it! The pickled cloth of the old altar sauerkraut? Ugh~~~~~"

Then came the old scene.

The sock was thrown on the ground violently, and was trampled wildly by a big foot that turned into a phantom.

"stop!"

Yan Yanggan trembled with fright, and roared anxiously, seeing that the other party ignored him, a gray light sparked in his eyes again without hesitation.

Yan Yang has already reached the ghost level 99999. This gray light is a new attack method developed after he initially touched the rules. Although he lost in a hurry for the first time, he is fully prepared this time. He is sure that the opponent will definitely attack him. Can't escape.

Duan Ming wasn't going to hide either.

The deadly protection was activated, the target was locked on the ghost in the mirror, and at the same time, the body actively faced the gray light.

"Well~"

Two muffled groans sounded at the same time, one from Duan Ming and the other from stinky socks.

The damage to his body triggered the "bloodline of berserk warriors". In an instant, Duan Ming's aura rose to the top. While continuing to step on, he said to Lu Shaocheng: "Go, go with the black fans, I have a way to get out."

Lu Shaocheng only hesitated for a moment, then nodded solemnly, picked up the tender part of the black powder, and ran in the opposite direction while holding it.

"Ahh!!!! Ahhhh!!!"

"Want to run? How can it be so simple?" Yan Yang kicked the ass of the late driver, "Go, catch them."

"Sorry, it's that simple."

Duan Ming said lightly, and at the same time took out the cursed blade and slashed twice on his chest. While his face turned pale, his momentum rose violently again. It was easy to suppress a ghost-level security guard.

Holding the socks, he quickly passed the huge figure. With a hand speed of level nine, the guy without shoes had already been pierced with three coffin nails.

After such a short time delay, the figures of one person and one dog had already disappeared from sight.

On the contrary, Yan Yang was not in a hurry, and walked forward slowly with a cold face: "Human, do you know what you are doing? You should be from this group to do missions in the strange world, right? Or you don't know my name?" No, but Gentleman Yue's prestige, after a little inquiring, you can understand how much influence he has in this city of fate."

"Give Master Jing to me, and I can pretend that this incident never happened, and let you finish this task safely and return, otherwise, there will be no room for you in the entire city of fate."

Duan Ming grinned grinningly with red eyes: "I'm sorry, I understand the consequences of the matter very well. I will give an explanation to them at that time. Now, I just want him to die!!!"

Suddenly, the ghost in the mirror begged for mercy from the stinky socks: "Don't! Don't you still want to know about Han Lingling? If you kill me, you won't get anything."

"Hey, I don't count on you anymore."

With that said, Duan Ming took out a piece of white toilet paper without hesitation, and covered the socks.

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