Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The big shark arm is always higher than the big shark arm, one ranks twenty-nine and the other thirty-eight.

In addition, Duan Ming's ghostly aura is much higher than Lu Shaocheng's. The most important thing is...

Why does that careless guy feel weak when he stares at me?

Lu Shaocheng twisted his shoulders, feeling uncomfortable all over.

It's just that Duan Ming's face was serious at this time, and he didn't respond. He just stared straight at Lu Shaocheng. The latter struggled for a long time, closed his eyes in humiliation and began to undress.

Woooo~ I'm getting dirty~

"Wait a minute!" Duan Ming said suddenly.

Lu Shaocheng: "(ˊˋ)"

"Forget it, I'd better go out, I'm afraid of the eye of a needle."

Lu Shaocheng: "(_)"

Xu Yang: "(_)"

At this time, Ming took out another coffin nail and threw it to Xu Yang, telling him: "If something happens behind him later, don't hesitate to nail it!"

Xu Yang, the tool man, had no choice but to nod and take it.

It was only then that Lu Shaocheng realized that there was a big misunderstanding. It turned out that they were looking for trouble from the guy in the bathroom.

He stopped his hand to untie his trouser belt, coughed twice and explained: "Well, you said it earlier, the ghosts here are indeed troublesome, but it doesn't matter who takes a bath. His rule is that only when facing the mirror Wash the hair to appear."

"Facing the mirror? Washing hair?" Duan Ming murmured.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be true, except for the shoulder dance in front of the mirror at the beginning, and then I had sex with that guy, and I just kept washing my hair in front of the shampoo, and the other party didn't show up again.

"Well, I also discovered this pattern by chance when I was washing my hair." Lu Shaocheng has completely relaxed now and said easily.

Duan Ming looked up and down for a while: "Which head?"

"I want you to take care of it!" Lu Shaocheng blushed for no reason, and said angrily.

Duan Ming glanced at him in disgust.

"abnormal."

Someone caught a ball while cleaning, no wonder he was so angry that he wanted to stab the other party to death.

Lu Shaocheng, who had been seen through, felt a little overwhelmed, pretended to spit, and was about to get rid of Duan Ming and go out.

"What are you doing?" Duan Ming pressed his shoulder.

"Haven't I already told you how to go to hell? Why do you want me here?"

"But I tried. I can't catch him at the back of the head when I wash my hair, and I don't want to be caught."

"Oh, you want me to be caught as co-author? Besides, don't you have a helper?" Lu Shaocheng pointed to Xu Yang.

"He is still useful to me."

"What's the use? That head scratcher can beat me violently, so you can still be a problem?!"

Unexpectedly, Duan Ming suddenly got up and looked over, with a seriousness in his eyes that he had never seen before.

"Please help me, I bet on the dignity of a man."

"Just now, I am determined to win!"

"Ah?" Lu Shaocheng was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

"Oh, it means that once he anals, his teeth will definitely win well." Xu Yang explained with a deadpan expression.

Lu Shaocheng: "???"

Duan Ming: "???"

What a genius translator!

never mind.

Duan Ming turned to Lu Shaocheng sternly: "You don't need to be caught, just wash your hair normally. If I find a chance, I'll stop him, and you won't have anything to do later."

"Crotch true?"

"Crotch true!"

"Fine."

Lu Shaocheng pursed his lips, walked to the nozzle without taking off his clothes, and began to wash his hair facing the mirror.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no sign of the ghost.

"Huh? What's going on?"

He himself was fooled.

Obviously it worked before.

Duan Ming: "Will singing while washing your hair be one of the rules?"

It was a very normal request, but Lu Shaocheng suddenly made a small expression.

"Can you not sing?" He asked softly.

"What do you think?"

"Then can you go out first?"

"Then why do you think we're here?"

Seeing Duan Ming's complexion getting darker and darker, Lu Shaocheng shrank his neck, and finally started...

Howling ghosts and howling wolves.

I go!

Suddenly I thought of Yu Xiaoshuang.

Even though his ears were ruthlessly ravaged, Duan Ming still became interested after a long time.

A muscular man in a tight-fitting black T-shirt was drenched in water and sang out of tune about love business. If he didn't know it, he thought there was another sad person in the city.

How fresh.

Duan Ming thought that he had seamlessly pulled out the web browser and hid it in his hand.

But that is Twelve Hands Fruit 19promax Dung Beetle Black 1TB, it is 30cm long, how can it be hidden.

The love affair came to an abrupt end.

"What are you doing!" Lu Shaocheng made a gesture to rush out and grab the phone, but was easily dodged by Duan Ming.

"Are you taking pictures? I told you that if you want to mess with my black history like this, I won't help you."

"Nonsense!" Duan Mingli argued bluntly, "I can guarantee that I never took any pictures!"

"Really? Give me Kangkang!"

"Are you sick? Want to see my phone? Dreaming!"

"Okay, okay, I don't play with my phone anymore, look, it's put away."

Duan Ming put the mobile phone into the boundary stone space in front of Lu Shaocheng.

It's enough to shoot a video.

Lu Shaocheng backed back to the bathroom suspiciously, and found nothing abnormal after several trials, so he continued to howl the big broken gong.

This time, not long after, a pale hand suddenly slowly appeared, and bit by bit, it clung to the back of Lu Shaocheng's head, which was full of foam and didn't know it.

Duan Ming: "!!!"

"Xu Yang!"

Xu Yang didn't need to do anything, just look at it.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Duan Ming rushed towards a black shadow that slowly appeared with the coffin nail in hand.

"Well~"

There was a muffled hum.

A nail directly nailed the half-empty shadow into a solid body.

Looking at his face, this ghost was about twenty years old. The coffin was nailed to his left foot, and he was frozen in a grinning state, and his eyes turned around in horror at the three people present.

【Bathroom Ghost】

【Name: Xia Binghai】

[Level: Ghost Level]

【Ghost Aura: 3596】

[Friendship: -30] (hate and fear)

[Target information: A ghost that can only survive in the bathroom mirror in this room and can only appear if it meets a specific situation. Before his death, he was a hipop boy who was very keen on dreadlocks. He twisted and stubbornly believed that a dirty word should be highlighted in dreadlocks. He was forcibly washed away by his father, and after insisting on it, he gave birth lightly. As long as he saw someone washing any hair, he would definitely die. The strange death rules that appeared. 】

[Hint: Composite rules, appearance rules are self-generated, and ground-binding rules are artificially endowed. 】

This is not the first time that Lu Shaocheng has met the bathroom ghost. After hearing Duan Ming's exclamation, he rushed off the foam, wiped his face and then gritted his teeth and rushed towards the bathroom ghost.

"Damn it, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't die like this! Beat you to death!"

In the blink of an eye, Da Sha inserted and transformed successfully.

at this time.

"Lu Shaocheng!!!"

The tip of the cone in his hand braked the car ten centimeters away from the bathroom ghost's chest.

Xiao Heizi looked at Duan Ming suspiciously.

"Get out of the way first, I still have something to look for him." Duan Ming said.

After thinking about it, Lu Shaocheng put away the sharp awl and gave the bathroom ghost a cold look.

"I'll clean you up later."

He raised his chin to signal Duan Ming, but just after walking back a few steps, the latter's figure rushed up like flying.

Lu Shaocheng: "∑(O_O;)"

I saw Duan Ming's life-threatening scissors to hold the bathroom ghost to the ground, and he kept hitting the opponent's chest with his free hand, slamming and cursing.

"Touch my head while I'm taking a shower? Ah!"

"Play peek-a-boo with me? Ah!"

"Is Laozi such a teasing person!"

"I said that if I want to win, I will win you, and I will do it!"

The bathroom ghost's pale face was flushed red, and the blood in his eyes increased a lot with each blow.

Also, Lu Shaocheng, whose eyes were getting redder and redder, was stunned for a long time.

Damn, did you stop me just to beat this thing up first! ! !

"Hey! Boy! Give me a few punches!"

Unexpectedly, Duan Ming suddenly turned his face solemnly.

"stop!"

"ah?"

Xiao Heizi stopped again, with such a serious expression that he had to take it seriously.

"What's wrong?"

"No more beatings." Duan Ming said.

"Why?"

"Almost there."

Lu Shaocheng: "o(▼皮▼メ;)o"

The back molars are bitten and broken.

"I don't care, I haven't vented yet!"

As he said that, the Dashajia condensed again, and rushed violently.

"Xu Yang!"

The execution ability of enslaving ghosts is second to none, and the effect of the weak chicken's gaze is also outstanding.

Lu Shaocheng rolled his eyes.

Ah~ I'm soft~

The fierce initial force continued with the lack of stamina, and the huge black figure knelt down limply.

"Oh, you can't do it! What are you doing? Isn't it just to beat up a ghost? It's not impossible."

Duan Ming hurriedly let go of the bathroom ghost and came to support Lu Shaocheng, but instead of helping him up, he just settled in a kneeling position.

"Don't worry, this matter won't end easily, I haven't finished yet."

"Huh?" Lu Shaocheng raised his face and said weakly, "Can I move my hand at that time?"

The fluorescent lamp formed a halo behind Duan Ming's head, and combined with his soft smile, he looked like a kindly Virgin.

He touched the board inch of his head gently, and said softly.

"no."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ignoring Xiao Heizi's incompetence and rage, Duan Ming told Xu Yang who was beside him: "Go down and find some soil, the more rotten and smelly the better."

Xu Yang nodded and went out.

"What do you want to do?" Lu Shaocheng asked puzzled.

"You'll find out soon."

Indeed, for a while, Xu Yang was very efficient, and walked in with a tattered plastic bag, and suddenly a strong stench filled the room.

Duan Ming covered his mouth and nose: "Didn't I ask you to find dirt? Did you dig a cesspit?"

Xu Yang shrugged indifferently: "I don't know if it is, but you can just say if it is the worst and smelliest."

"Well……"

Duan Ming was speechless.

But he would never choose to touch it now.

Turning his eyeballs, he lowered his eyebrows and looked at Lu Shaocheng. The latter trembled all over, avoiding his eyes and saying.

"What are you doing? You want to cheat me again? I'm not a fool."

"How can it be, but I want to tell you a reason. You see, I just beat up this bathroom ghost for so long. He just spent some ghost energy. How many fatal injuries can he cause? But the method of punishing a ghost is not It's just violence."

"You think, why the bathroom ghost only appears in the bathroom? The only explanation is that this guy has a cleanliness, and most likely he is a cleanliness of the hair. He could disgust you before, why can't you disgust him? I want to make such a Getting a bag of rotten dirt on his hair is probably worse than killing him."

Lu Shaocheng is indeed not a fool, but with insufficient information and emotions, at first glance, Duan Ming's rhetoric seems quite reasonable.

He twisted his expression and thought for a long time, gritted his teeth and took the broken plastic bag from Xu Yang's mouth, and when he turned to face the bathroom ghost, there was already an exaggerated smirk on his face.

"hiahiahiahia~little baby~"

He walked forward slowly, dipped a little mud with his fingers and dangled it in front of his eyes.

"Hey hey, are you scared... vomit~"

"Forget it, let's not talk about the scene, it's too stinky."

Lu Shaocheng retched, threw the plastic bag in front of the bathroom ghost's head frozen on the ground, grabbed his face and wiped the mud on the bathroom ghost's head.

[Xia Binghai friendliness +1]

[Xia Binghai friendliness +1]

[Xia Binghai friendliness +1]

...

Sure enough, the friendliness was assigned to Duan Ming, the person in charge.

Wait until the bathroom ghost's long hair is completely covered in mud, and the friendliness has reached 30 points.

There was also a surprise.

[Complete the hidden mission: Reappear the glory of the past]

[Reward: 1, Ghost Qi +50]

[2, ghost coins + 500 million]

【3. Ghost Skills—Take Off without a Lake】

[Take off without a lake: When there is no water source in the area with a radius of 10 meters, it has the ability to stay in the air for 10 seconds, and the cooling time is 3 hours. 】

Yo, this was unexpected.

Duan Ming felt a little excited.

With the Super Saiyan state, there is also this Wukong technique. Although they are all incomplete copycat versions, the only thing missing is the copycat version of Kamehae Qigong.

At this moment, Lu Shaocheng, who had been "punishing" the bathroom ghost with a sinister grin, expressed a hint of surprise: "Hey, why do I feel like the more I wipe this guy, the more excited I get?"

In the line of sight, although the bathroom ghost was still grinning, his eyes were full of energy, as if he was disgusted.

Duan Ming: "Oh, things are always reversed. Just like you will cry when you are extremely happy, you will also behave like this when you are in extreme pain. He is almost reaching the limit. Work harder and wipe more."

"It's gone." Lu Shaocheng pointed to the empty broken plastic bag.

Duan Ming sighed regretfully: "That's fine."

Then stepped forward and pulled out the coffin nails.

"Hey, what are you doing? What if he ran away?"

But things did not develop in the direction that Lu Shaocheng was worried about.

As soon as he regained his freedom, the bathroom ghost stood up, stroked his long hair back excitedly, and put it in front of his nose to smell. He became even more excited, carefully wiped every bit of mud into his hair, and simply After tying up a few braids, he ran towards Duan Ming.

"Thanks."

Lu Shaocheng: "Huh?"

The brain was down for a while, and then broke out immediately.

"Duan Ming!!!"

"You cheated on me again!!!"

"What are you arguing about?" Duan Ming glanced unhappily, "Do you still want to complete the hidden mission?"

"Don't tell me that you can complete the hidden mission by smearing shit on this guy's head. Do you think I can trust you? Damn it, why did I choose you as my teammate?" Lu Shaocheng said angrily.

"Believe it or not."

Ignoring the guy smoking above his head, Duan Ming looked at the bathroom ghost with a smile on his face.

"Are you feeling at ease?"

The bathroom ghost nodded heavily, and thanked again: "Well, thank you."

"Thanks but no need."

"But I want you to answer a question for me."

"Xia Binghai is really your real name?"

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