Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"I told you so, don't laugh so badly, do you really think I'm joking?"

"Forget it, I'm in a hurry, send me back to the taxi company quickly, I don't have to worry about it."

Duan Ming said while writing down two strokes in the small notebook.

The slap just now was just a warning, and he didn't use much force. The scorched ghost covered one side of his face, and his anger suddenly rose.

"Dare to hit me? You are courting death!"

Duan Ming sighed, took out his small notebook and made another note: "Since you insist, fine, I suddenly have an idea, first pay off the detour."

Ten minutes later, the scorched ghost covered his face with tears in his eyes, sobbing in aggrieved way.

He's just a ghost, not a fool, how can he not understand that he kicked the steel plate at this moment.

Just kidding, half of the scorched body was almost broken up, just relying on fists, a pair of fists with shark's head on them, and what he couldn't accept the most was that the other side was beating violently while cursing idiots again and again, which made him feel very humiliation.

Duan Ming was arranging his messy collar, and the scorched ghost sat on the ground beside him weeping, like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

At this moment, Duan Ming's eyes lit up.

"I suddenly had another idea."

Burnt Ghost: "∑(O_O;)"

The whole body froze, and the eyeballs turned mechanically little by little.

Duan Ming looked over sincerely.

"You lend me the car to drive."

These words are not groundless.

The protection of the taxi company is only valid for the driver. Since he decided to explore the night with Xiang Xin in the later stage, he really must be able to drive, and it can also provide convenience for travel.

As for Xiang Xin, don't be kidding, she was just a high school student when she died, younger than Duan Ming, and after her death, she kept fighting with Zhou Shu in Fengxian High School, expecting her to drive? unrealistic.

Originally, I wanted to use the skinny ghost's girly taxi to practice, but firstly, once the car is trained well, it will affect the main task, and secondly...

This is not ready-made, why bother to hoo teammates.

The scorched ghost was stunned when he heard the words.

"It's that simple?"

"Otherwise what do you think?"

Duan Ming snatched the car keys that the other party hesitantly took out and got into the cab, and the scorched ghost followed and entered the back row without stopping.

Seeing Duan Ming touching the steering wheel left and the gear lever right, with a fresh look on his face, Burnt Ghost couldn't help but feel a little bad.

Finally, after a long time, there was still no movement in the car, and he finally couldn't help asking boldly: "Well, do you know how to drive?"

"Nonsense!" Duan Ming yelled loudly, "What is this called? How could I not?"

Then he muttered softly: "I saw Xu Xian opened it in the morning, how difficult it can be to learn."

Try to step on the brake and turn the car key.

Huhuhuhuhuhu~

There was a cheerful roar from the old-fashioned engine.

Duan Ming's eyes lit up.

(ω)

Hey! I can drive!

How difficult can it really be?

But what to do next?

Seeing that Duan Ming started to scratch his head again, the scorched ghost was completely sure that this guy would not drive, after thinking about it, he kindly suggested, "Why don't you let go of the clutch and try?"

Oh yes, Xu Xian seemed to have done the same at the time.

Duan Ming let go of his left foot as he said.

The car began to move forward slowly, not much faster than a snail.

Duan Ming's eyes lit up.

(ω)

Hey! I can drive!

How difficult can it really be?

at this time……

chug chug chug~

The car slid for a certain distance, and there was no movement at all?

"Huh? Turned off the fire? How come?"

The scorched ghost twisted his small expression for a long time, and finally couldn't help but said: "Do you think there is a possibility that this clutch will be lifted slowly?"

"Well, there is a possibility."

Restart, lift up slowly this time, and the speed of the car begins to increase steadily.

Duan Ming's eyes lit up.

(ω)

Hey! I can drive!

How difficult can it really be?

"Wuhu~"

The car rushed out at a fast speed, the dull and abnormal noise of the engine made the scorched ghost feel distressed for a while, and the whole person rushed to the rear at once, and the half of the scorched body that had just healed was pushed out a puff of smoke and dust.

"Slow down! Slow down!" he yelled.

But at this time, Duan Ming would not listen to him, he controlled the taxi and drove all the way.

Soon the neon colors of the city appeared ahead.

A consequence that follows...

Car ghosts began to increase.

As a novice, Duan Ming inevitably became nervous, driving at twenty yards.

The beeping sound of the horn kept coming from the rear, his palms were sweating, and the whole person hung cautiously in front of the steering wheel, carefully steering the vehicle forward, and was finally stopped by a road rage ghost behind at an intersection.

This is a potbellied meat mountain.

Literally indeed.

There are countless small cracks on the huge belly, and the disgusting fat layer is turned out, and the yellow feces is constantly flowing.

His eyes were red, and he was about to reach Duan Ming's neck from the driver's window with a hook, but Duan Ming grabbed him firmly.

After several tugging and pulling, he roared angrily: "Can you fucking drive? You are still a taxi driver at your level? Get out of front of me! It's going to be night soon, you know? You taxi The driver of the car can come and go freely, but I can't do it!"

Just in the middle of speaking, a chill suddenly enveloped several people's bodies.

Night fell.

Roshan, who was still furious just now, suddenly panicked. He didn't even want the hook, and ran to his car, bumping into several cars parked on the side of the road, and disappeared in a few seconds. In Duan Ming's sight.

There are also many ghosts walking hurriedly on the side of the road, and within a few minutes, the street is instantly empty.

Even the scorched ghost on the side started to tremble, and couldn't help but said, "Have you finished testing the car? How about I send you back? I won't charge you."

Duan Ming is not an unreasonable person.

"OK."

The scorched ghost is happy.

"I'll drive you back."

The scorched ghost is the next critic.

Duan Ming shouted seriously: "Sit still!"

The car began to move forward like a snail.

"Hey wait a minute!"

"what happened again?"

"Look ahead!"

Duan Ming looked forward, and a figure exuding a faint black air was walking straight in the distance, and the target was his own taxi.

Ghosts of the night!

The scorched ghost obviously noticed this too, anxious like ants on a hot pan.

"What should I do? Only the driver can be protected. I can only be regarded as a passenger now. If he finds out, I will die."

"No, no, I have to find a place to hide."

"Quick, open the trunk!"

"oh."

Duan Ming searched for a long time, but the scorched ghost came over and opened the trunk by himself, and then, with the obstruction of the viewing angle and the shadow, he perfectly avoided the sight of the ghost at night and hid in the trunk.

The ghosts gradually approached at night.

Duan Ming's expression also gradually became strange.

The scorched ghost huddled in the small space, secretly delighted while having lingering fear.

Damn I'm so witty.

Not long after, Duan Ming and another strange voice came.

Duan Ming: "Take a taxi?"

"Um."

"Please open the trunk, I have luggage."

Burnt Ghost: "∑(O_O;)"

In a blink of an eye, a figure opened the door.

He froze for a while, then turned his expression awkwardly.

"that……"

"Would you believe me when I said that I was the Earth Binding Spirit who died on this car?"