Weird Taoism: I became a god in a strange world

"The adults are gone, let's get to work."

Zhao Tou pulled Lin Hun beside him and took him to collect the body of Lao Teng.

Lin Hun was not unfamiliar with this life, but he was still a little worse than the experienced Zhao Tou.

"Lin Hun, your technique is already very good. But this needle is still a little insufficient, it would be better to be a little left..."

"Look, when you moved the body, your breath just now was too close to Lao Teng's mouth, which was easy to pass the dead into the dead, thus exploding the body..."

"You exploded the body last time, it should be because of this reason."

"..."

Zhao Tou was conscientiously instructing Lin Hun on the side.

Every instruction was very accurate, directly hitting the shortcomings of Lin Hun in collecting the body.

For example, it was right to say that moving Lao Teng's head too close, it was easy to pass the dead into the dead, thus exploding the body.

Lin Hun studied seriously.

One taught sincerely, the other learned seriously.

In this atmosphere, Lao Teng's body was quickly collected.

"We are all useless soldiers. Today I will send you off for the last time. Go to the crematorium and turn it into energy to warm the prison."

Tou Zhao led Lin Hun to bow three times to the body of Old Teng, who seemed to be asleep.

Then he found two wooden boards in the house and made a simple stretcher.

He lifted Old Teng's intact body, pasted the corpse-suppressing talisman on it, and covered it with a white cloth.

Muttered:

"Old Teng, Old Teng, who would have thought that one day I would put a corpse-suppressing talisman on your face."

"Alas, if you don't commit suicide, you won't die so early. At least live to see your eldest son get married before dying."

"Even if you die, it will be a glorious death in the line of duty, and you can leave a sum of money for your family to beg for your bones after death. Now... Alas, you have been contaminated by a strange and ominous corpse, and you have lived a lifetime to the point of tarnishing your reputation and not being able to enter the ancestral forest."

Tou Zhao was in front, and Lin Hun was behind.

They carried Old Teng's body out of the house.

The two constables led the way with disgust and led them back to the Zhengui Division.

Zhao Tou went straight to the crematorium in the Tianlao.

The crematorium burned with a terrifying high temperature, and the fire was filled with special coal all year round.

It provided a constant source of heat for the Tianlao.

After the crematorium attendant verified that Lao Teng's body was correct and signed and sealed it.

The two poured Lao Teng's body into the crematorium.

The raging fire quickly enveloped Lao Teng, and the high temperature quickly turned the body into ashes.

"Let's go."

Zhao Tou was in a bad mood and turned around and left.

It was also easy to understand. Lao Teng and Zhao Tou had been together for a long time.

I didn't expect that he would end up like this in the end.

No bones were left.

His reputation was ruined.

To be honest, Lin Hun didn't have any special feelings for Lao Teng.

Besides, Lao Teng abandoned his wife and children to raise a mistress, and finally died at the hands of Weird. It was all his own fault.

But why did his death look like the woman in the Zhenbei Palace?

And the fragrant blood-like flowers.

I always feel like I have seen them somewhere.

There is always an inexplicable uneasiness in my heart.

But I can't find the reason.

Maybe it was caused by the two broken bodies I saw recently.

Lin Hun shook his head and stopped thinking about it.

At night, the Baizu of Gui District left one person to guard and the rest came to Lao Teng's house.

Lao Teng's family set up a mourning hall.

They even invited some monks to perform a water and land ritual.

Apart from that, there was no one else.

Only Lao Teng's wife and two sons guarded the mourning hall in mourning.

Once you enter the Baizu, it's like entering the sea.

From then on, relatives and friends are passers-by.

Baizu has no relatives or friends.

Except for the interaction between Baizu and Baizu, everyone else avoids them.

So when Lao Teng died, there was no one else except the monks hired to perform the ritual.

Zhao Tou brought eleven people to Lao Teng's house.

Lao Teng's wife and two sons stood up to greet him with tears in their eyes.

Everyone surrounded him and began to persuade him.

Then, according to the funeral ceremony, everyone went to the mourning hall.

Lao Teng's wife and two sons knelt on the side to thank the guests.

"The dead are the greatest, brothers, send Lao Teng on his last journey."

It started with Zhao Tou and ended with Lin Hun.

Everyone came forward one by one, kowtowed to Lao Teng and burned incense.

Lighted paper money in the brazier in front.

"Teng San, forty-one years old."

On the tablet in front of Lao Teng's portrait, there were six short words.

These six words represent his life.

Lin Hun couldn't help but sigh in his heart:

Forty-one years old, this is the best age for a man.

But for Bai Zu, this is already a good age.

"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry."

Zhao Tou took out ten taels of silver from his arms and put them with Lao Teng's wife.

“Tou Zhao, you’ve already given us so much money, we absolutely cannot accept it this time."

Old Teng's wife was also bought from a barbarian, but she spoke fluent Dayu Mandarin, which was rare.

And this woman was quite polite, and she refused to accept the funeral silver from Zhao Tou.

"Sister-in-law, this silver is not for you, but for your second son. You still have to raise the second son to adulthood, so you must accept this silver."

Old Teng's eldest son has reached the legal age to take over Old Teng's job.

But his second son is still young and has no source of income.

"Yes, yes, sister-in-law, this is a little gift from us. Please accept it and don't refuse it anymore. "

Other white soldiers also stepped forward and took out three to five taels of silver and handed them to Old Teng's wife.

Don't underestimate three or five taels of silver. It was definitely a huge sum of money for Dayu at that time.

Lin Hun also silently gave Old Teng's wife three taels of silver.

When encountering such a thing, helping others is helping yourself.

The white soldiers deeply understood this truth.

If you help Old Teng today, Old Teng's son will help you in the future.

In the end, Old Teng's wife accepted the funeral silver from everyone and called her two sons over with tears.

"Come, kowtow to your uncles."

The three of them knelt down in front of Zhao Tou and the others and kowtowed three times solemnly.

With these dozens of taels of silver and the salary that the eldest brother can earn when he takes over the white soldiers.

The Old Teng family can get through this difficult time.

"Sister-in-law, nephews, get up. "

Zhaotou helped the three of them up.

Just then, someone knocked on the door.

The visitor was a waiter from a local restaurant, holding some food boxes in his hands.

"Come in."

This was the wine and food ordered by Zhaotou.

He knew that Old Teng's family could not entertain guests without help.

He ordered food directly from the restaurant and had it delivered.

"Tonight, let's guard the mourning hall for Old Teng together, eating, drinking and chatting."

"And the vegetarian food for the monks has also been ordered."

Zhaotou waved his hand, and everyone went to the house to get tables and stools to put the wine and food on the table.

The vegetarian food was distributed to the monks in the water and land temple.

The wine, food and meat were for Zhaotou and his group.

"The first cup is for Old Teng."

Zhaotou and his group raised their glasses above their heads and saluted Old Teng's mourning hall from a distance.

Stand up and put the first cup of wine in front of Old Teng's mourning hall.

"The first cup is for Old Teng. "

Everyone also stood up and placed the first glass of wine in front of Lao Teng's mourning hall.

Lao Teng's wife and two sons were crying loudly at this moment.

If the Baizu hadn't come.

How could they, an orphan and a widow, understand what these men did?

Zhao Tou and the others returned to their positions and began to drink and eat meat.

For Baizu, death is a common thing.

But the farewell and ceremony of death must be in place.

Lin Hun silently watched everything Zhao Tou did.

For the first time, he had respect for the Baizu profession.

Awe of everything.