Weird asylum, you're taking in a human being like me?
Chapter 76 Written Content
The director waved his hand and said nonchalantly.
"Thank you for not wanting to put my head in my ass!"
"But if cutting off my hemorrhoids and sewing them on my face can make 292 go with me, then this deal is a good deal!"
After saying that, he rubbed his hands and continued to Lu Xiao.
"I forgot to tell you that the chef I'm talking about is not an ordinary chef."
"He is also a living containment."
"Well, just like the driver of 303, he is also a strange life."
"His cooking skills are definitely worthy of your trust, especially in cooking strange life!"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao's eyes were shining.
He turned his head to look at the doctor.
"Mr. Doctor, I think..."
Before Lu Xiao could express his thoughts, the doctor hurriedly stopped him.
"Director, any containment here, you can pick one at random, I want to exchange chefs with you!"
The director shook his finger.
"Doctor, the chef is my close friend."
The doctor's temples throbbed.
"Two!"
The director shook his finger again.
"He's still my brother!"
At this moment, the doctor finally couldn't help but swear.
"Shit, I'll put your head in your ass right now!"
As he said that, the doctor rolled up his sleeves.
At this moment, the warden frowned.
Because he saw the eye in the doctor's palm.
"Doctor, what's wrong with your hand?"
Hearing this, everyone's eyes fell on the doctor's hand.
The doctor didn't intend to hide it at first, after all, it couldn't be hidden in this way.
So, he spread his palm directly.
In his palm, a congested eyeball was rolling.
Lu Xiao spoke first, exclaiming in an amazed tone.
"Mr. Doctor, this is so cool!"
"Can you tell me how you did it? I also want to have such a cool eye!"
The warden and the director looked at each other, and then their faces became alert.
"Doctor, are you contaminated?"
The doctor shrugged and told the two about the injection of Lu Xiao's blood.
Lu Xiao was puzzled.
"Can you grow such a cool eye by injecting my blood?"
As he said this, he fumbled around on his body for a while.
"Why don't I grow one myself?"
The doctor pushed his monocle and said calmly.
"This is not within the scope of scientific explanation, so I can't give any explanation."
Lu Xiao rubbed his hands with some regret.
"I also want such an eye, oh yes, and tentacles like darts!"
"If I have these, I can probably walk sideways in the dark prison!"
He thought so in his heart.
The warden reprimanded in a very serious tone.
"Nonsense! Can't you just experiment on the consumables for this kind of thing?"
"Why do you want to try it on yourself?"
The doctor shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.
"I forgot."
The director's eyes lit up.
"Doctor, I've decided, give me a sample of his blood, and I'll send the chef to you!"
The doctor nodded in agreement without hesitation.
The warden looked at the director, his eyes full of worry.
"Are you going to experiment on yourself too?"
The director shook his head frantically.
"I'm not as crazy as him. I plan to experiment on my father."
Warden: "..."
The doctor pushed his monocle.
"You are such a filial child."
Lu Xiao nodded in agreement.
While they were chatting, two special warfare soldiers escorted a consumable wearing a yellow vest in.
The consumable looked around and was relieved when he found nothing scary.
The doctor pushed his monocle,
"Next, you write whatever I say."
The consumable was stunned for a moment, then said with some embarrassment.
"But I can't read."
…………
Soon, another consumable was sent over.
This consumable looked gentle and wore a pair of black-framed glasses.
You can tell at a glance that he was a cultured person.
The doctor ordered softly.
"Is there any problem if I tell you to write?"
The consumable nodded.
The doctor handed him the rusty and simple fountain pen.
Then he spread out the parchment scroll.
"In a month, the stars will appear in the right position."
"The leader of the saints, Nicolaid, realized that this is the best time to awaken the Lord of R'lyeh - the great Cthulhu."
"He will take his believers to R'lyeh to perform the awakening ceremony in an attempt to awaken the great Cthulhu."
After the doctor finished speaking in one breath, the consumable took the pen and began to write.
After writing only the first sentence, the consumable stopped writing.
His eyes were bloodshot and his expression was crazy.
Then, his skin began to fester, and thick and slippery liquid flowed out of his body.
A strong stench filled the whole room.
Soon, the consumable turned into a pool of crazy squirming flesh and blood, and made an indescribable hissing.
Seeing this scene, everyone present fell into deep thought.
Even Lu Xiao, who always liked to eat, felt a little disgusted when he saw that indescribable mass of things.
Soon, the prison guards rushed in and shot at the bloody mass that was madly wriggling on the ground.
Until it was turned into a pool of mud.
The doctor pushed up his monocle.
"Is it so polluted just after I wrote the first sentence?"
The warden also had a serious look on his face.
"The side effects of these two containment objects are too serious. It seems that we were too simple in our thinking before!"
At this time, the warden was extremely lucky that the madman, the doctor, did not go up and write on his own.
After all, they had never brought two things together before.
Those characteristics are their association guesses based on the characteristics of the two.
The doctor looked at Lu Xiao.
"Ask the Mirror of Omniscient how to solve this problem."
Hearing this, Lu Xiao nodded.
"Mirror, how can I use that pen to write the Doctor's words on the parchment?"
The voice of the Omniscient Mirror rang in his ears.
"This question will cost you ten fingernails."
Hearing this price, the corner of Lu Xiao's mouth twitched violently.
"Can you give me a discount? I'm a little afraid of pain!"
The voice of the Mirror of Omniscience was a bit awkward.
"Already discounted."
Lu Xiao sighed, and then pulled out all the fingernails on both hands.
Looking at his bloody fingers, he fell into deep thought.
It seemed that his fingernails had not lasted more than a day since the All-Seeing Mirror had followed him.
Often they are pulled out as soon as they grow.
That is to say, his fingernails grow very fast, otherwise he would really be unable to afford it.
The mirror of omniscience swallowed ten fingernails before answering.
“The intensity of the contamination increases depending on the person of the person the writing is about.”
"Because what that intelligent human being wanted to write involved gods."
"Although he is just a humble servant god, he is still a god. Human beings cannot bear the pollution caused by the side effects."
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