Weird asylum, you're taking in a human being like me?
Chapter 35 Orange Taxi
Dante seemed to know Lu Xiao's information very clearly. He even knew that Lu Xiao had a good relationship with the prison doctor.
"292, what kind of monsters have you encountered in the dark prison?"
Dante flicked the ashes from his cigarette.
Lu Xiao pondered for a moment and then said.
"Too much!"
"Pick one that you find exciting!"
Dante said with a cigarette in his mouth.
Lu Xiao nodded.
"I once met a beautiful lady!"
"She and I just looked at each other, and then she crawled out of my belly!"
Dante was stunned and didn't even notice the cigarette ashes fell on his collar.
"Is it so exciting?"
Lu Xiao nodded, his expression seemed to be afterthought.
“It’s really exciting!”
Dante smacked his lips.
"What about the back, are you dead?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao's brain shut down instantly, and he turned his head to look at Dante with a strange expression.
Dante was also stunned, and then laughed.
"Haha! I think I asked a nonsense question!"
"So what happened to that pretty lady?"
Lu Xiao waved his hand.
"I don't know either, she disappeared after crawling out of my belly!"
Dante chuckled.
"It's a pity that there is no follow-up to the story!"
Lu Xiao nodded.
"It's a pity indeed. Do you want to hear anything else?"
Dante took a long puff of cigarette, then shook his head.
"No, if you keep listening I'm afraid I'll wet my pants when I go to bed at night!"
Lu Xiao nodded and then returned to the original topic.
"So Mr. Dante, what is our mission this time?"
Dante said calmly.
"This mission is a taxi!"
"taxi?"
Dante nodded.
"Yes, a taxi!"
"A lot of people have gotten into that taxi lately and disappeared!"
Lu Xiao thought for a moment.
"So our goal is to contain this taxi?"
Dante nodded noncommittally.
"The mission goal is to investigate where the people who got into this taxi went! Then contain this taxi!"
While he was talking, the ambulance had already arrived on a remote road.
Dante stopped the car and then smiled at Lu Lu.
"292... Forget it's too troublesome to call out the number, let's call you buddy!"
"Only those who do research like to call the number directly."
Lu Xiao shrugged indifferently.
"Brother, let's park the car here and wait for the taxi on the side of the road!"
After the two got out of the car, Dante opened the hood and pretended that the car had broken down.
Dante threw away the cigarette butt, then took out another cigarette and lit it.
"For this target, the prison guard's system does not record any information. We will just adapt to the situation after we get in the car!"
Not long after, an orange taxi slowly drove towards the two of them.
Dante stretched out his hand to stop the car.
Lu Xiao looked at it carefully.
In this taxi, he smelled a strange smell.
Dante opened the rear door at this moment.
"Dude, do you sit in the back seat or the passenger seat?"
Lu Xiao walked straight towards the co-pilot.
Dante shrugged and sat in the back seat.
As soon as the two got into the car, the door automatically closed and then locked.
Before the two of them could say their destination, the vehicle started to move slowly.
Dante blew out a smoke ring.
"Master! We haven't said where we are going yet?"
The driver is an ordinary-looking middle-aged man.
He slowly turned his head and said with a strange expression.
"Where are you going?"
Dante casually reported his address and continued to smoke.
Lu Xiao looked sideways out of the car window, as if he was distracted.
After the car drove for about ten minutes, a burst of music suddenly sounded in the car.
The music is a very earthy love song.
Lu Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Master, how about changing the song?"
The driver's strange voice came.
“My wife loved me singing this song to her most when she was alive!”
Lu Xiao reached out and clicked the song cut button.
"Sorry, I'm not interested in your dead wife!"
driver:"???"
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Dante coughed in the back row, and the smoke choked him to tears.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't ruin this weird atmosphere!"
He roared madly in his heart.
The driver cut the song back, and along with the rustic melody of the love song, he slowly spoke.
"My wife is beautiful!"
Snap!
Lu Xiao clicked Qiege again.
He stared at the driver with his dead fish eyes and said.
"No matter how beautiful she is, she is dead. I am not interested in dead people!"
Snap!
The driver cut back to the song and was about to speak.
Lu Xiao ordered Qiege again.
The driver turned to look at Lu Xiao, his expression indescribably strange.
Lu Xiao gave him a kind smile.
"Why don't you tell me about your beautiful wife! I'm suddenly interested in her again!"
The driver did not switch songs this time, but directly closed the music player.
"My wife is beautiful!"
While speaking, that very rustic love song sounded out of thin air again.
Seeing this, Lu Xiao was a little curious.
"Master! How did you do this?"
"Why does this damn song sound like it's ringing in my ears?"
The music stopped abruptly, and the driver finally couldn't help it.
"Can you please stop interrupting me? It's very rude, you know?"
Dante's hand holding the cigarette was shaking slightly.
At this time, his face was already covered with tears.
Lu Xiao nodded hurriedly, showing a slightly apologetic smile.
"You say it! You say it! I promise not to interrupt!"
The driver showed a weird smile.
"My wife is very beautiful!"
At the same time, the music started again.
After saying this, the driver turned his head and looked at Lu Xiao.
Seeing that Lu Xiao didn't mean to interrupt, he continued.
"She is as noble as a swan!"
"So you are a toad?"
Lu Xiao couldn't help but interrupt.
The veins on Dante's forehead suddenly popped up, and his eyes were full of bloodshot.
The tires rubbed against the ground, making a harsh sound.
The driver braked and stopped the car.
He looked at Lu Xiao, his temples throbbing.
Lu Xiao hurriedly apologized.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I really won't interrupt you again! I promise!"
Hearing this, the driver started the taxi again.
At the same time, the driver's voice and the music sounded at the same time.
"She is as noble as a swan!"
"I'm just a humble taxi driver!"
"Friends say that we are not a good match!"
"But I think that as long as I devote myself to her, she will be moved by me!"
"After my desperate pursuit, she finally agreed to marry me!"
"But after marriage, I found that she was still in contact with her ex!"
"But I love her too much and I'm afraid she will leave me!"
"So I can only pretend not to see it!"
He spoke very quickly and said a lot in a row.
"Brother, you look like a dog!"
Lu Xiao sighed and said seriously.
Swish!
The taxi stopped again.
The driver held a sharp knife in his hand and made a sharp whistle.
"Damn it! I've tolerated you for so long!"
As he spoke, the sharp knife stabbed into Lu Xiao's heart.
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