Watching short videos of beautiful women dancing, the ancients were all shocked

The world is full of ups and downs.

Every time and space plane was shocked when they heard this!

Tang Dynasty.

Li Bai stared at the sky, thinking that he, Li Bai, was known as the Immortal Poet, and he only wrote more than a thousand poems in his life!

"There is actually someone in this world who has written more than 40,000 poems in his life?"

Li Bai suddenly felt that the wine pot in his hand was not fragrant anymore. He could never have imagined that someone could write so many poems in his life.

"Is this person more talented than me?"

Li Bai muttered to himself, and a trace of admiration arose in his heart.

He couldn't help but be curious and wanted to know who this person who could write more than 40,000 poems was.

So, Li Bai stared at the sky seriously, wanting to know which great talent was so talented in poetry!

Du Fu, Li Bai's number one fan, was stunned!

He couldn't believe that there was a poet in the world who was more awesome than his brother Li Bai!

Du Fu opened his mouth wide at this time, and his shock was beyond words.

"How is this possible? How can there be such a powerful person in the world?"

He stared at the sky with his eyes wide open.

"One person has created more than 40,000 poems. This person must be writing poems day and night, right?"

Qing Dynasty.

Qianlong excitedly slapped the table and stood up. It was finally his turn!

"Haha... Who else in the world can be better than me!"

Who else can be better than me who has written more than 40,000 poems in his life?

He Shen saw this and immediately stepped forward to flatter:

"Your Majesty is wise, such talent is rare in the world! I believe these more than 40,000 poems will be passed down through the ages and become masterpieces that will be passed down through the ages."

Ji Xiaolan listened to him and shook his head secretly.

He knew that Qianlong liked to be pretentious and often wrote poems to indulge himself!

But the number of more than 40,000 poems is indeed true, but the quality is really unbearable!

Qianlong smiled triumphantly and said:

"Your Majesty is right! I am in a very good mood today, why not recite another poem."

After that, Qianlong began to recite poems while shaking his head.

"The stone looks big from a distance, but it is a big stone when you look at it from close up."

"The stone is really big, it is really a big stone"

Heshen clapped his hands and cheered: "Your Majesty, this poem is wonderful! I admire you very much! You are worthy of being the Poet Emperor Qianlong!"

Qianlong was very happy to hear Heshen's praise: "Heshen, you are so good, if you keep talking nonsense like this, I will reward you heavily! Haha~"

Heshen breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had flattered the horse!

"I am not interested in money, that is well known!"

"I only hope that Your Majesty can reward me with a few more poems, the mere 40,000 poems are not enough for me to appreciate!"

"Okay, in that case, I will reward you with a few more poems!" Qianlong waved his hand and shouted loudly:

"Heshen, get your pen ready!"

And Ji Xiaolan looked at the two people who dared to speak and the other dared to believe, sighed helplessly, and turned away.

He complained in his heart: "This is also called poetry? I'm afraid it's shit!"

At the same time, the narration on the sky curtain also sounded!

[The man who wrote more than 43,000 poems in his life is Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty! ]

[More than 2,800 poets in the Tang Dynasty wrote more than 48,000 poems in 289 years! ]

[However, only one of Emperor Qianlong's more than 40,000 poems was selected into the elementary school textbook! ]

"One piece after another, two pieces, three pieces, four or five pieces."

"Five pieces, six pieces, eight or nine pieces, flew into the reeds and disappeared."

[There is only this one, and it is said that the latter sentence was added by Ji Xiaolan! ]

In an instant, people from all dynasties were dumbfounded!

Great Qin.

"This is the first time I have seen such a person with no bottom line!" Ying Zheng said with a frown while looking at the sky curtain!

The civil officials below were also confused by Emperor Qianlong!

Great Tang.

Citizen Li looked at the poem on the sky curtain and was completely stunned!

Is this also a poem?

Cheng Yaojin held his stomach and laughed loudly!

"I am so amused. If this is also a poem, I can do it!"

Li Bai: "You are telling me this is a poem???"

Du Fu: "Don't stop me, I will chop him up. It's as good as shit!"

Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang was a little shocked that one person could write more than 40,000 poems in his lifetime!

However, after reading this poem, Zhu Yuanzhang said that it was not as good as what I wrote!

Zhu Yuanzhang sneered and mocked loudly in the direction of the sky: "Is this worthy of being called a poem? It is an insult to the word poem!"

Although I am not very cultured, I can also write poems like 'Kill millions of soldiers in the south of the Yangtze River, and the sword on my waist is still bloody'!"

People in the court echoed one after another. For a time, the criticism of Qianlong was like

Like a tide, it surged.

The sky changed!

[I saw Qianlong was in the back garden at this moment, writing poetry! ]

"Come here, bring the pen and ink!"

[Then he began to write poetry! ]

[He wrote seven or eight poems in a short time! ]

"One after another, ten poems a day, as steady as a dog!"

[When the people around heard Qianlong's poems, they all looked embarrassed, but they had to agree and praise. ]

"Wonderful, wonderful! This is the best in the world!"

"A masterpiece! Your Majesty, it beats Li Bai in seconds!" Heshen looked at Qianlong with admiration.

Only Ji Xiaolan couldn't bear to listen any more and couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, poetry is about connotation and artistic conception, not quantity."

When Qianlong heard this, his face darkened instantly, "Ji Yun, how dare you question my poetry?"

Ji Xiaolan hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, "I dare not, but I think that a truly good poem should be able to move people's hearts and resonate with readers."

Qianlong snorted coldly, "Humph! My poems naturally have their value, and you don't need to judge them."

Heshen saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly tried to smooth things over, "Master Ji, why do you have to argue with the emperor? The emperor's poems are rare masterpieces, and we should appreciate them well."

Ji Xiaolan sighed helplessly and stopped talking.

He knew that it would be futile to say anything more at this moment.

【Qianlong was immersed in the praise of the crowd and became more and more proud. 】

Li Bai stared at the sky, trembling with anger, and kept muttering:

"What a mess! Such an unadorned and unpolished work!"

"You even ignore the basic rules of rhythm and parallelism, and still want to surpass my Li Bai's poems? It's just a foolish dream!"

Du Fu, who was standing next to him, also had a gloomy face. He said angrily:

"Is it considered a poem to just randomly piece together a five-character or seven-character sentence like this?"

"Can this level be called a poem? It's really laughable!"

Countless poets were extremely disappointed and angry.

At this time, comments floated across the sky!

"--Fortunately, this guy is not good, otherwise we would have to recite it!"

"--Haha... If only all poets were like him, I wouldn't have to recite it!"

"--This guy seems to be known as the Ten Perfect Emperor?"

"--I can do it too!"

Qing Dynasty.

Qianlong looked at what the sky curtain said and the comments on the sky curtain, and threw the brush in his hand far away in anger!

"I wrote more than 40,000 poems, but only one was selected?"

Qianlong was furious. He could not accept that his poems were belittled like this.

He pointed at the sky curtain and angrily said: "How can these ignorant descendants understand my poetry!"

Heshen quickly comforted: "Your Majesty, calm down. How can these people appreciate your profound realm."

"Your Majesty's poems are unique and ingenious, how can ordinary people understand them."

Qianlong's mood eased a little after listening to Heshen's words. He said confidently: "My poems will surely be passed down through the ages and become classics passed down by future generations."

After speaking, Qianlong turned and left, leaving Heshen there, thinking.

Heshen thought, the emperor's poems...

It's not too much to say that it's shit rather than poetry!

However, he only dared to keep these thoughts in his heart, and on the surface he still looked flattering.

Tang Dynasty.

After reading it, Li Bai said, if this can be considered a poem, I can write four kilograms a day!

Amid the ridicule and contempt of various time and space, Tianmu quickly refreshed a new video.

[Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895]