Watch Hogwarts video, Voldemort's death
Chapter 186
Lockhart didn't know that his every move was being broadcast live. He looked at the students in front of him and said:
"I see that you have all bought my complete set of books - this is great. So I think we should do a small test before we start the formal lecture. Don't be afraid..."
Lockhart handed out papers to the students while speaking.
Outside the classroom, everyone looked at Lockhart's test paper with interest.
James Potter: "What is the Defense Against the Dark Arts class for the second year?"
Remus Lupin: "If the textbook has not changed, it should be the treatment of the elves in Cornwall, and the spells taught are the Pimple Curse, the Tickling Curse, and the Slug Curse. After all, they are just a group of second-year students, and they can't learn too advanced offensive magic."
Minerva McGonagall: "Now there is another inverted bell."
"Two-five-zero" Everyone nodded, all of them came from the second year, and these are all the second-years can teach.
However...
When everyone saw the questions from Lockhart on the screen, they were all stunned.
[First. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?
[Second. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
[Third. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement?
...
Three pages of densely packed questions, followed by questions like "When is Lockhart's birthday?" and "What is his most desired birthday present?".
This answer took three whole classes!
James Potter: "What... have I read?"
Professor Hecate: "It's only been a hundred years. Are all the Defense Against the Dark Arts classes taught like this?"
Albus Dumbledore: "This... Professor Hecate, not every Defense Against the Dark Arts class is like this. For example..."
Professor Quirrell: "For example, my class last year was very good, and my classmates welcomed me very much."
Uh...
Damn, you're really embarrassed.
Of course Quirrell is embarrassed. He feels that compared to Gilderoy Lockhart, he at least taught these little wizards something.
Quirrel has never been so confident.
Molly Weasley: "What's your reaction? Isn't this a very simple question? Mr. Lockhart's favorite color is lilac, which can be seen from the clothes he wears; his ideal birthday gift is that wizards and Muggles can live in harmony, what a noble wish! And..."
Lily Potter: "Molly, I never knew you knew so much about a person."
Molly Weasley: "Isn't this common sense? My Lily."
Lily Potter: "Uh... Well, maybe I've been dead for too long."
In the live broadcast,
[Lockhart read all the papers, and then said helplessly: "You disappoint me. You didn't answer such a simple question correctly. Especially Zhang Dong, who didn't answer a single question correctly, or he actually taught a blank paper.Come up, it seems that he will have to prepare for my books carefully in the future."
Lockhart was quite disappointed, but he didn't realize that Zhang Dong taught the blank paper because he was resting his eyes.
Suddenly, Lockhart looked at Hermione happily and said loudly
["But Miss Hermione Granger answered all the questions correctly! What a good girl! Gryffindor plus ten points!
Hermione raised a trembling hand. "Excellent!" Lockhart said with a smile, "Very good! Ten points for Gryffindor!"
James Potter: "Although Gryffindor got extra points, why can't I be happy at all? What's there to be proud of for answering this kind of question correctly! Remus Lupin, Lupin, are you right?"
Remus Lupin: "Don't worry about this. Compared to this, didn't you notice that Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart didn't notice that Zhang Dong had been sleeping?"
James Potter: "This is..."
Severus Snape: "Confusion spell, how bold! How dare you give dark magic The Defense professor cast a Confusion Charm! This kid is getting more and more arrogant! It's not my class, otherwise, Gryffindor will definitely lose ten points!"
Sirius Black: "Why do you say that? As a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, he didn't even notice that a second-year student had cast a Confusion Charm. Shouldn't he be the one who should be deducted points?"
Severus Snape: "You guys!"
Snape wanted to refute, but the problem was that he actually felt that what these annoying guys said made sense...
Lockhart, this shameful guy, can't even beat a second-year kid! Wait for me to find a chance, and I'll teach you a lesson!
In the live broadcast:
[Lockhart bent down and took out a large cage covered with black cloth from behind him. He put it on the table with difficulty.
"Okay, let's get down to business now. My responsibility is to teach you how to resist the most evil and terrifying beings in the magic world! So, soon you will face the most terrifying things in the world. But you must remember that as long as I am here, you will never be harmed!"
After hearing Lockhart's words, everyone couldn't help but take it seriously. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
Now he looks a bit like the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts.
James Potter: "The most evil and terrifying existence? Did he put Voldemort's head in it?"
Voldemort: "Haha, James Potter, don't think I can't deal with you just because you're dead. I will return all your disrespect to Harry Potter!"
Albus Dumbledore: "Tom, do you think I'm dead?"
Voldemort: "Haha, maybe that day will come soon."
Hagrid: "I guess it's the Nundul, which is definitely the most dangerous and terrifying magical animal!"
Newt Scamander: "Hagrid, that small cage can't hold the Nundul. 4.3"
Hagrid: "It's the invisible stretching spell, just like your box."
Newt Scamander: "Uh... that makes sense."
In the live broadcast,
[Lockhart has already put one hand on the hood, and Neville in the classroom shrank back in fear.
"Please don't scream," Lockhart suddenly said in a low voice, "I'm afraid it will anger them!"
Lockhart pulled off the hood, and in an instant, a group of small creatures revealed their true colors.
These little guys were all blue, about 50 cm tall, like small goblins, they quarreled in the cage, and their voices were extremely sharp and piercing.
James Potter: "Damn! Cornish elves! That's it!". []
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