Warhammer: In the Name of the Emperor

Vito has been to many shrines, altars and temples. He found that most of the religious occasions of gods have different rules. For example, the emperor and the old fool like to do it. The saying of high emotional intelligence is Magnificent, low EQ argument is bells and whistles, huge waste to build churches, everything is made of gold.

And Khorne, well, in a sense, he is similar to the Emperor, except that instead of gold everywhere, there is brass and blood everywhere, and a fire is lit by the way, and a piece of food is roasting on the fire. A pile of skulls and stuff, Nurgle's, eh.

And Tzeentch's, well, Vito can't understand what they want to express most of the time, it's too abstract. Among them, only the Queen of Joy's is pleasing to the eye, such as this one, which is located between the cliffs. In the cave, half of it is inside the cave and half is outside. The moonlight shines into the ground of the temple, reflecting its silvery light.

The beautiful statues all around, made by masters, without exception, all show the pursuit of perfection. Their figures are graceful, and their faces are handsome or beautiful. They gaze at the visitors who enter here in the moonlight.

Vito walked into the moonlight. He looked around and looked at the huge statue in front of him. In the heart illuminated by the moonlight, there was a tall statue. It was not the Queen of Joy, but a Slaanesh. The devil has the lower body of a snake and the upper body of a half-man, half-animal. Four arms are spread around, and each hand holds a brazier, in which purple flames burn day and night.

The firelight shone on the inhuman face. Vito looked at him and shrugged, then walked up and scanned the surrounding giant snake discs. Several large stone snakes were coiled around, surrounding the entire statue. It seemed like several arches were rotating around.

"Is anyone at home?" Vito asked, walking under the arched body of a big snake. After he passed by, the stone snake behind him suddenly seemed to come to life. Its body began to squirm, and then aroused All the giant snakes around started crawling.

They moved quickly around Vito, crawling on the ground. He stood in the center of the snake group and looked around at them. Countless stone snakes suddenly crawled forward, crawled down from the entrance of the temple, and disappeared in He reached the edge of the cliff, but soon, a huge figure climbed up from below.

He was huge, and the snake-like part of his lower body was as long as the world. His scales rubbed against the ground, making a small sound. The human figure on top of him slipped through the surrounding shadows, and then appeared in the moonlight, wearing a pair of Eyes like needles, "Vito Constantine, King of Humanity."

"And you are. Well, have I seen you?" Vito said with a funny smile. The Slaanesh demon on the statue suddenly came closer, and the huge snake body coiled around it, like a high A wall instantly trapped Vito in the middle.

"The Queen of Pleasure and Lady Phantom forbid us from harming you, but you want to offend us uninvited!" The Serpent of Slaanesh roared with a hissing voice that seemed to come from under all its scales. , Vito smiled and rubbed his ears, "I brought you good things, how can you say I'm here to cause trouble?"

The Serpent of Slaanesh stopped, with his tall bulging body in front of Vito, and the moonlight shot down from between his four arms. He looked down at Vito, "What do you mean?"

"What do you think of this planet? It's a great place, isn't it? There are plateaus, valleys and vast mesas everywhere, which is very suitable for livestock farming. There are more animals than people. It's very natural and beautiful, isn't it?"

Vito smiled, put his hands in his pockets, and looked up at the Slaanesh Serpent, "It's really suitable for a demon like you to rule. I'm curious, have you ever eaten enough?" "If you want to anger me, Vito .Constantine, then go on."

The demon hissed angrily, and the membrane around its neck suddenly opened up, like a rattlesnake, its fangs dripping venom under the cold light, corroding the ground. Vito smiled and shrugged, "I mean , why don’t you have a big meal somewhere else?”

The demon stopped and stared at the person below with his sharp eyes. The latter started to move and looked at his long snake body, "You are so big, is it enough for you to only eat this little soul and the power of joy?" Isn’t that right? How about changing the dishes? I’ll treat you to another table, so you won’t eat from this one.”

"You want me to give up this planet? Vito Constantine, even if the Queen of Joy and Ms. Phantom appreciate you, do you think I will agree to you for free?" "Why don't you agree to something that is good for you? "Vito touched his snake scales as he spoke, then turned his head to look at his tall body, "I'll give you a whole galaxy of dishes in exchange for this one dish. You're still not happy with the benefits."

The serpent Slaanesh fell silent, then breathed out deeply, "Continue." Vito looked at him and smiled, then straightened his collar and walked to the center of his snake body, standing under the moonlight.

"How about going to another galaxy? The galaxy of the Tau." "The Tau are all soulless, and their presence in the subspace is negligible. Vito Constantine, together they are not as good as the soul of this planet." "Don't try to lie to me." "They don't have it, but don't their servants have it?"

Vito smiled and raised his fingers and walked around in the moonlight, "The Tau have a bad habit, that is, they will take away their followers. These "good guy blueskins" will not abandon their supporters when the war begins." After failure, they will be picked up and brought back to their galaxy to settle down, and the people in them are all human beings.”

Vito showed an evil smile. The serpent Slaanesh narrowed his eyes slightly and stuck out his tongue without saying anything. Vito continued, "Humans are different. They will go to the Tau galaxy, and we will lead them to With the rapid reproduction of the Tau, coupled with the better medical technology and food of the Tau, within three generations, the number of humans in the Tau galaxy will exceed that of the Tau."

"After that, the Tau will have to intermarry with humans. Those guys are not aware of the threat at all. After one or two generations of blood exchange, the main body of the entire Tau will become humans, as well as hybrids, humans and Titans. The mixed blood of the tribe, their weak psychic abilities may be able to be improved in a friendly way.”

The Serpent of Slaanesh stuck out his tongue and squinted his eyes, while Vito raised the two hands behind his back at the same time, "In this way, you can get a big meal, and you can also add other servants of the Tau." The race has far more people than this planet, and there is no interference from the other three gods. It is your own and your queen’s exclusive vegetable garden.”

Vito's evil smile hung on his face, "You are fighting Khorne and two other idiots, right? With this, you will get a unique soul pasture. How much advantage can this gain? Think about it, if you tell your queen about this benefit, how high will your status in the Demon Realm of Slaanesh rise?"

"Of course, there is also your own power. After all, you are responsible for managing it, right? In a few hundred years, you will become the leading demon. I will also remember your name and your Queen." Vito smiled, put his hands behind his back again, and stood under the moonlight under the figure of the big snake.

"How about this deal? Oh, unless you are afraid that your teachings will not be as attractive as the Greater Good?" "Hmph! The Greater Good?" "Then what is there to be afraid of? You only need to pay some insignificant amounts. The price is just that, let your people stand on the side of the empire in the next firefight, in other words, on the side of your partners, and then you can prepare to serve. "

The serpent Slaanesh looked at Vito silently, his figure raised high in the moonlight. After being silent for a long time, he slowly leaned down, his huge body came close to Vito, and his pair of snake eyes stared at him at close range. Vito, who also looked into his eyes with a smile, put his hands behind his back.

The two sides stared at each other for a long time, until finally the big snake withdrew its body and raised it again under the moonlight, "Very good, Vito Constantine, we have reached a deal."

Almost at the same time, a group of believers rushed in from the edge of the altar. They had been knocked unconscious before, but now that they woke up, they rushed in under the leadership of Wacker, who immediately rushed down. The believers held guns, and then Saw the huge serpent of Slaanesh, and Vitor in the center of his body.

The latter smiled at them, and then the big snake in front of him raised its head, and its body crawled on the ground, making the believers step back in awe, "Take him out, now, obey his orders." ”

Wacker and the believers looked at each other, but no one dared to raise any objections. They all put down their guns under the gaze of Snake Eyes, lowered their heads respectfully, and stepped aside to let Vito pass between them.

But he stopped after taking a few steps and looked back at the Slaanesh Serpent, "Tell your master, this is my thank you gift to them."

Vito straightened his collar, then turned and left, smiling as he walked, "Also, if you see Helena, tell her to remember her advice about the Tau, and then don't cause trouble for me."

Vito left, and Wacker and the believers behind him quickly followed after paying tribute to the Serpent of Slaanesh. The serpent raised its head high, made a hissing sound from its mouth, and then climbed down into the moonlight. down the cliff.

The two doormen at the door of the tower looked at Vito who came out of the door. They were surprised to see Wacker and even their boss bowing respectfully to him. The two looked at him dumbfounded, and the latter started to look at him. He smiled and straightened his collar as he walked past them.

"I told you I know your boss."

Happy New Year to all, may the Emperor bless you with the body of Khorne, the mind of Tzeentch, the joy of Slaanesh, and freedom from Nurgle, and good luck in the coming year.