Warhammer: In the Name of the Emperor

According to the routine requirements of the Political Commissar Department, I am here to report my diary since I became the Political Commissar. I have to say that it has been many years since I served as the regimental political commissar of the 597th Regiment. Adhering to the will of His Majesty the Emperor, I have bridged the cracks between the fingertips of the two merged regiments, and according to the order, I was ordered to go to the Damocles Gulf with the regiment to deal with the growing threat of the Tau. This information will be my only report in the near future, and the follow-up situation will be updated in real time as much as possible.

——Caifas Kane, report to the Political Commissar Department

As the report said, Caifas Kane has served as the political commissar of the 597th Valhalla Regiment for many years. He has forgotten how long it has been, but he dares to say that he is an excellent political commissar. You know, at least he has not shot himself from behind, so Kane thinks that this is a good performance, at least the people in the regiment do not hate him.

To be honest, Kane never remembers how he made these two regiments, which were initially incompatible, become close comrades, brothers, or sisters in the end? Who knows, anyway, Kane doesn't remember.

When the Political Commissar Department asked him to speak to the young men who were about to be sent to various Star Army units as political commissars, Kane didn't know what to say, but as usual, the official language of the political commissars learned in Zhongsi College always helped him at this time. He remembered that he said something sincere at the end, don't provoke those big-headed soldiers with guns, so that you can live a more basic life.

As for Kane himself, as usual, Kane always completes some tasks that he doesn't know how to succeed without any subjective direction, and finally becomes a hero of the empire and an outstanding political commissar.

And he himself has no idea what's going on. Most of the time, Kane just thinks about how to save his life, but maybe the emperor likes him? In short, he is still living a good life.

After arriving in Tyrell Munda, the expeditionary command asked them to hold a formal parade along the main road of the city. This was of course to deter the local separatist traitors, but for Kane, he was more concerned about how to have a good position in the parade, you know, safe and comfortable.

But fortunately, his loyal adjutant Eugen, as usual, found this open-top Salamander armored vehicle for him from somewhere. Although there was no leather cushion and no comfortable environment inside, Kane was still happy to put a layer of armor between himself and anyone who might shoot at them.

Because before the parade, Kane heard that the locals did not welcome the visit of the Astra Militarum, and he made it clear after arriving. Among the passers-by on the surrounding streets, he saw those malicious and hostile eyes. The local young people shouted for the Empire's running dogs to get out, or made unpleasant accusations against the Emperor.

But fortunately, they still had awe for Kane's regiment, so Kane sat comfortably in the Salamander and followed the advancing team. Outside him, the infantry of the 597th Regiment were marching in formation with their guns, accompanied by the rumbling of armored vehicles, moving in front and behind.

Kane liked that sound, because most of the time, it was always safer to be surrounded by troops. He didn't mind letting those traitors and themselves be separated by some soldiers and their armored vehicles. If possible, he only needed to get out and shout a few times to boost morale after the soldiers solved the problem.

"Ahem, Eugen, damn it, stay away from that Leman Russ, his exhaust is too choking." Kane huddled in the armored vehicle cabin and waved his hands, trying to disperse the exhaust of the tank in front to other places, but unfortunately, the open-top armored vehicle was full of the unpleasant smell of diesel.

"Okay." Eugen smiled foolishly and responded to Kane's request happily. In many cases, Kane felt that Eugen was really stupid or pretending. You know, there is a word called great wisdom and foolishness. Kane approves of this behavior.

But Eugen, although Kane has been with him for decades, he really can't say that he understands him, but he is very reliable. He can always suddenly appear at the most dangerous moment to save Kane, and at other times, to ensure that Kane can always live comfortably. He is also a good hand at making Tanner tea.

So although Eugen's unique body odor is enough to rival diesel exhaust, Kane is still happy to let him follow him, and now Eugen has indeed let Salamander stay away from the tank.

Kane cleared his throat and pretended to observe the environment and got his head out of the car. The soldiers around him probably thought so too. Their political commissar was using a serious and majestic look to warn the malicious traitors and rebels around, but Kane just wanted to come out to breathe.

You know, before the smell of diesel and Eugen dissipated, Kane leaned on the top cover of the armored vehicle and took a good look at the surrounding environment while taking a breath. After coming here, it was the first time for him to take a serious look at the city that might make him experience a series of unpleasant adventures again. Kane grew up in a hive city, and he knew every aspect of the hive city. Even when he entered Zhongsi Academy and began to learn acting and become a political commissar, Kane often sneaked out and mingled on the streets to find some fun for himself and a substitute for the unpalatable food in the academy.

But here, it is different from any hive that Kane knows. The architectural style here seems to be closer to that of the Tau. There are no gargoyles or other sculptures on the tall buildings, and there are no stained glass paintings on the walls. Well, this This is not a good sign, indicating that the Tau have penetrated this place more than Kane thought.

He looked around at the passers-by on the street. Among them were the radical local young people wearing Tau clothes. They seemed to be trying hard to get closer to their good buddies. Kane looked at them full of excitement. The hostile eyes made his whole body tremble, but soon he calmed down amid the footsteps of the burly Titan in the distance behind him.

Kane smiled and looked at the tall war dog Titan. The divine soldiers of the Mechanicus were walking in the middle of the team. They were fully armed in front and back. They satisfied the emperor, especially the Valhalla warriors who were satisfied with their political commissar. Loading guns with live ammunition will make those with bad intentions around you think carefully.

"Commissar, how long do you think it will take before the fighting starts? We haven't fought against the Tau yet." The infantryman walking beside the Salamander looked up and asked. He was wearing the Valhalla's iconic felt hat and coat back. Holding the gun, he smiled at Kane from below.

Kane cleared his throat pretending to be serious, pretending to be the political commissar, "Well, no matter what troubles there are, or any enemies we face, no matter how terrible they are, we, the loyal soldiers of the Emperor, will fight for He solves the problem."

"Well said, Commissar!" someone shouted in the queue, followed by a burst of applause. The Valhalla people's military discipline is not the best among the Astra Militarum, but they do know how to spend their free time. , find yourself something interesting to do.

They whistled and shouted to Kane, and then there was a burst of chaotic military songs. Kane stood on the armored vehicle and looked at the soldiers below, and then turned to the side of the road. He saw the local young people, They seemed to take it as a provocation, but fortunately no one planned to do anything unwise.

Kane smiled, but suddenly, there was a familiar tingling sensation in his palm. That feeling appeared every time when Kane was about to be unlucky. It was as accurate as radar, and it had saved Kane many times, so This time, Kane also shuddered and immediately felt something was wrong.

"Fuck, Jurgen, I feel something is wrong, we have to" Kane muttered softly, trying hard to maintain his image as a political commissar. Then he looked around and immediately noticed that, which made him unable to pretend to be serious. s things.

It was a truck transporting oil tanks. He rushed over from the side of the street, and the end of the body was still flashing red light. Kane didn't want to know what it was, "Oh shit! Jurgen, there's a car hitting me from the left." "

"Uh?" Jurgen hummed stupidly, and then looked to the side. Kane looked at the oncoming oil tanker. His driver had some kind of Tau turban on his head, shouting that he was driving full of oil. The fuel tanker truck came over.

Kane pulled out the laser gun on his waist, but he stopped as soon as he fired the shot. The car was probably full of fuel. One shot could set the entire street on fire immediately, and among them There will also be Kane himself!

"I'll do it, Jurgen Jurgen! Stop looking and get us out of here!" Kane shouted loudly. The Valhalla people around him noticed the oil tanker, and several soldiers raised their laser guns. , aiming at the oil tanker and shooting, the roaring red ray penetrated the glass and hit the driver.

This made Kane jump with fear. He looked at the approaching oil tanker and was ready to jump off the salamander and find any closed vehicle to jump in. This way, at least when the whole street was on fire, he would not be caught together. Burnt to coke.

But just as Kane jumped off the Salamander, the truck hit him. Kane looked at the car in shock, wondering if his good luck had come to an end. Emperor, old man, you couldn't have chosen a more suitable one. Time to tell yourself that your luck has finally run out? !

Kane looked at the truck that was crashing towards him. Suddenly, after a burst of gunfire, the front wheel of the truck exploded. The car lost its sight in an instant and hit the wall on the roadside. The driver in the car He lay on the steering wheel, raised his head with blood on his face, and took out the manual detonation device from his arms.

But before he could press it down, his head was blown off by a bomb. Explosive bomb? Ah, it must be Kasteen. His dear captain’s marksmanship is still so good. Kane turned his head with a smile, ready to thank her, “Captain Kasteen, your marksmanship is as good as the emperor’s. ”

"My marksmanship is indeed good, thank you for the compliment." The man responded, but his voice was not Kasteen's. Kane turned around and saw a familiar man standing on an armored vehicle, holding a gun in his hand. Smokey bolter.

"Vito? Is that you? Damn it, why are you here?" "It's me, and as you can see, I am indeed here." Vito said, turned the blaster, and blew it away He caught the smoke from the muzzle, then jumped out of the armored vehicle and walked over.

The officers and soldiers of 597 made a way for him to come to Kane. The two hugged each other, and then Kane pressed his shoulders and looked at the truck aside, "I guess, you are Are you here for this matter? "

Speaking of the Inquisition, Kane trembled all over. He didn't like to be associated with the Inquisition. Every time he cooperated with the blond girl from the Inquisition, he would be scared to death and experience a series of unpleasant adventures, not to mention Said Kane, he was really afraid that the Inquisition would suddenly discover that day that the imperial political commissar they created was actually a human being at heart.

But fortunately, Vito didn't seem to notice his little secret. Kane cleared his throat pretending to be serious, "The affairs of the Tribunal are all confidential. Ah, it's not appropriate to talk about it here. Come with me, it's not far ahead." This is our camp.”

"Indeed, this is not the place for small talk. I guess Kasteen would also like to listen and lead the way?" "Of course, come on, get in the car, my old man, and your colleagues?"

Kane looked at the dark-haired beauty walking behind Vito. She had short hair, a slim figure, and was wearing a black dress from the Tribunal. It was not difficult to recognize her identity. She was not the type that Kane liked, especially It was when I thought she might also be a judge.

Vito glanced at her, smiled and nodded, "That's right, but don't worry, she's easy to get along with, as long as you don't piss her off." "Okay, I understand, come on, you two get in the car, Jurgen, Open the car door."

Kane said, turning to the soldiers who were standing in line around the armored vehicle. He cleared his throat solemnly, and then spoke with a majestic expression like a political commissar, "Our enemies, they only dare to hide in the shadows and carry out sneak attacks." , and dare not face the emperor's warriors, face to face, facts have once again proved that anyone who betrays the empire and the emperor is a coward! Soon, we will catch them all and show them! , What are the Emperor’s warriors like!”

Kane's words drew cheers from the surrounding soldiers. The soldiers of the 597th Valhalla Regiment cheered loudly and whistled to pay tribute to their heroic political commissar who faced the truck without changing his expression.

Kane looked at them, and the armored car door behind him opened immediately. He immediately turned around and got in without stopping for a moment. Vito's female colleague looked at Kane and frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong with him, but I can’t tell.

She looked at Vito and then got into the salamander. When she passed by Jurgen, she didn't notice his stink, so she didn't hold her breath and concentrated. She coughed violently and covered her mouth before getting in.

Vito looked at her and smiled bitterly. After looking around at the cheering soldiers, he immediately buried his head in. When he passed by Jurgen, his expression immediately distorted, "Hello, Jurgen, you are still the same."

"Hey, hello, Inquisitor." Jurgen smiled silly, closed the car door, and then got into the driver's seat and continued driving. This was good, because Vito didn't want to be in such a closed situation with Jurgen. Being together for too long is not just because of his smell.