Vulgar Master

"Decontamination broom (waste), the whole temple does not get dirty, a broom removes old filth, a broom is a thing to clean up the filth, this will be a magic weapon that is handy."

Zhou Bawa was in the dormitory, took out this big long-stem broom and played with it for a long time, then looked out the window and looked downstairs, where the school sanitation workers brought the broom for sweeping the road.

Gan! There is a yarn difference!

He tossed this weapon forging line in the game for a week, and finally came up with such a thing. If it weren't for the game items that can only be taken in one direction, and the real items can't be brought into the game, he would like to play. Buying one at the hardware store is better than this.

Well, anyway, there are weapons in the game. He should be able to fight monsters, right? He won't be killed all the time, right?

"You walk into Burning Incense Town for a walk."

"You met a Fushou guy who wanted to hit you with a sap."

"This time is different. The Grain Eaters have weapons. You are no longer the weak chicken who was manipulated at will. You picked up the decontamination broom and fought against it."

"You regret your defeat, and you were taken away by Kaggar."

"You are dead."

Zhou Bawa almost rolled his eyes and passed out. What have I been doing all week? At the same time, he also kind of understands why the mocking tongue squatted in the novice village to kill players, and he probably couldn't beat the blame.

It turns out that the Grain Eaters are the bottom scumbags in this game. Anyone who comes here is better than me. How can you be so embarrassed to say that you want to conquer the land of the world and become the master of the world?

Zhou Bawa quit the game and went to class.

On the way from the dormitory to the classroom, the kitchen king was swaying, Zhou Bawa lowered his head and replied to WeChat.

Autumn Meow: When will the review video of the new game be sent, I am eager to get it.

Zhou Bawa: I will give it to you tomorrow.

Autumn Meow: Tomorrow? What are you doing today, young people should focus on their careers, work hard, don't always think about resting and going out to play, especially don't go out to play with some kind of women, look at the excellent women around you, For example, do you have any female leaders, get close and learn more.

Zhou Bawa: Brother, I have one day class today.

Autumn Meow: Oh, then you go to class first.

Zhou Bawa turned off the chat, thinking that the boss is so nervous today, his boss is very happy to pay for the video, but it is unbearable to say some strange things every now and then.

On WeChat, Zhou Bawa had just sent off an old god, and turned around and came another one.

Sister Injustice: Brother, I'm looking at a small skirt. It's new this fall. I'll send you the payment link. Do you know what I mean?

Zhou Bawa: Asking me for money again? Where's your New Year's money?

Sister Jizhong: I have saved all my New Year's money for financial management. Mom didn't say that, you should develop a good financial management concept when you are a child.

Zhou Bawa: Do you manage your own money? Spend my money?

Zhou Bawa was shocked. What kind of financial genius, Buffett is not as savvy as you.

Injustice sister: Oh, you are not my good brother~

Zhou Bawa: Is there something good brother? All right, pig trotters?

Sister Injustice: Hey, Zhou Bawa, I've given you enough opportunities, sister, don't force us to turn against our brothers and sisters.

Zhou Bawa: Oh, do you think I'm still eating your set? Go, go and show my mother a screenshot of my online disk now, and see if she understands me.

Sister Injustice: Okay, then wait a minute, this time I want to send the screenshots to your middle and high school class groups.

Zhou Bawa: Where did you get my junior high school class group? !

Zhou Bawa: Speak!

Zhou Bawa: You speak!

Zhou Bawa: Send you a voice call request.

Sister Injustice: Refused to answer.

Zhou Bawa:…

Zhou Bawa: Is one skirt enough? Buy two more.

Sister Injustice: Help me empty the shopping cart.

Zhou Bawa helped her sister empty the shopping cart with tears in her eyes, what a shame! Big injustice!

Zhou Bawa has been domineering in their community since he was a child, robbing other children's toys, kicking dogs' butts, and hooting old men's chessboards. The daring ones hardly know how to be afraid. In this life, I have only been afraid of two women, one is his mother and the other is him sister.

Afraid of mom, that's muscle memory from sticks.

She was afraid of the old girl because she could always find a reason to embarrass her. Before Zhou Bawa left for college, she was still at home for a while, and even once suspected that the old girl was trying to cheat him for the New Year's money. his trash can.

Not to mention the hellish life I used to talk about, I would cry too much. Zhou Bawa settled the bill for my sister, thinking it would be all right, and I didn't want my sister to talk to him about other things.

Sister Injustice: What are you doing at school recently?

Zhou Bawa: What are you doing? What are you asking?

Sister Injustice: I was chatting with Sister Jing recently about you. Didn't you guys often play games together in duos before? She said that the group has not been able to call you recently.

Uh, Zhou Bawa opened the "Summoner's Canyon Open Black Group" on WeChat. This is a group created by their acquaintances and friends who played games together in high school. The group is very mixed, including classmates, friends, and netizens. But it's alright, everyone usually has no one to join the game and come to the group to shout, and they can play it if they are familiar with it.

Zhou Bawa was quite active in the group two years ago. After all, game enthusiasts often pull a few people in the group to play black games at night or on weekends. Recently, because of his addiction to "The World", he has not appeared in the group very much.

Zhou Bawa looked through the group chat records of this group. In the past few days, there is a person named "Lin Yujing" who @@ him many times and asked him if he would come to the double row. The information received was too messy and too messy to notice.

Lin Yujing is the sister Jing mentioned by the injustice sister.

Zhou Bawa: I didn't notice the information. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Sister Injustice: Tsk, brother, sister Jing is such a good girl, you treat people like this every day, are you cold and violent?

Zhou Bawa: God is cold and violent, I really didn't see it.

Sister Qizhong: Brother, it's not easy to meet such a good girl. Do you know what it means to seize an opportunity? You're also an old man. Do you have any self-awareness of your own conditions?

Zhou Bawa: No, wait for me, you can explain to me clearly, what happened to me, what conditions I have, I am missing arms and legs, and I am still crooked.

Sister Injustice: Oh, I can't talk about you. Anyway, I have to take care of you about things that Mom can't control. Tell you, I will help you make an appointment with Sister Jing. Tonight in Summoner's Canyon.

Zhou Bawa: Why do you have to promise me? I do not.

Sister Injustice: You are in the period of rebellion, right?

Sister Injustice: Let me tell you, if you dare not come, just wait and see the screenshots of the online disk in the class group, hide.

Hiss, Zhou Bawa was so angry that she opened Mom's WeChat.

Zhou Bawa: Mom, you take care of Xiaojiu, she is in her third year of high school, it's time for the college entrance examination, and you still play with your mobile phone every day.

Mother-in-law: Do you remember looking for your mother? I sent you a blind date message and pretended to be invisible, right?

Zhou Bawa:…

Zhou Bawa: Mom, no, one size is one size, you have to take care of Xiao Jiu.

Mother-in-law: what happened to your sister? Your sister also knows that she can buy me a mask from the Internet with lucky money, how about you? Do you remember your mother and me?

Zhou Bawa was mad, and she took care of everything for that girl.

Mother-in-law: Go go go, go to the side, I'm watching TV shows, I don't have time to pay attention to you, Nen hates it, and hides.

The mother and daughter have the same tone, their own.

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