The two of them were so close that they had to face each other.
"Guess where my heart is?"
Ye Xuan fought back decisively.
Bai Zihang thought, is the other party testing my biology?
Isn't it common sense that the heart is on the left side of the body?
Only a few people's hearts are on the right!
So, Bai Zihang typed slowly and sent it over.
[Set sail with the wind]: "Left side."
[Ye Ye misses you]: "Wrong, it's on your side."
"Hiss..."
Bai Zihang's face flushed all of a sudden. It was the first time he was teased by a girl like this.
I can't stand it! I really can't stand it at all!
Although he likes Lin Xue'er very much, Leng Qingge in front of him is also very cute.
The most important thing is that she is the school beauty, with a very high appearance.
[Ride the Wind and Sail]: "Oh, it's annoying, you make me feel nervous."
[Ye Ye misses you]: "Why do you want to hurt me?"
[Ride the Wind and Sail]: "What do you want to hurt you?"
[Ye Ye misses you]: "You make me like you so much!"
[Ride the Wind and Sail]: "Shy, shy (emoticon)"
[Ride the Wind and Sail]: "Baby, my love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorous..."
The two chatted crazily, from poetry and songs to the philosophy of life.
All kinds of corny, earthy love words that give people goose bumps were performed.
Because both of them thought that the person opposite them was the beautiful school goddess, Leng Qingge.
So both of them chose their words carefully, just like a failed author who was typing a novel.
"There are 100 ways to be sweet, do you know?"
"I don't know."
"Eat candy, cake, and think about you 98 times a day."
"Shy, shy (emoticon)"
"If you and I have a child, what sign do you think he will be?"
"What sign? Gemini?"
"No, our masterpiece!"
"Shy, shy (emoticon)"
If Su Chen knew the content of their chat at this time, he would probably vomit blood!
Two men talking about having children!
And he was chatting with Leng Qingge, the little school beauty.
Compared with Bai Zihang and Ye Xuan, this side seemed much more normal.
[Chenqi Muluo]: "Hello, hello."
[Leng Qingge]: "Hello, nice to meet you, nice to meet you."
[Chenqi Muluo]: "Ni...nice to meet you too? Isn't this in the textbook?"
[Leng Qingge]: "Pfft..."
[Chenqi Muluo]: "Ahem, by the way, school beauty classmate, why did you add me as your friend? I'm just an ordinary, mediocre little follower."
[Leng Qingge]: "Well... guess?"
[Chenqi Muluo]: "I can't guess... Is it because I'm too handsome?"
[Leng Qingge]: "Pfft... Hey! You're so narcissistic."
Leng Qingge thought: I won't tell you, I'm interested in you because of my heart!
[Chenqi Muluo]: "Hiss... Okay, I have to admit that my appearance is really great, you've chosen the right person, you have good taste... blah blah blah..."
Su Chen said a lot of narcissistic words, but was quickly interrupted by Leng Qingge.
【Leng Qingge】: "I have someone I like, can you help me chase him?"
【Chenqi Muluo】: "Okay, who?"
【Leng Qingge】: "The ninth word in the previous sentence."
【Chenqi Muluo】: "???..."
"⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄"
Su Chen blushed for the first time...
Damn, this little school beauty is too good, right?
【Chenqi Muluo】: "That's it?... I can do it too! Do you have body odor?"
Leng Qingge: "???"
But she soon realized that the other party should also say some sweet words that are so sweet that they are sickening.
I couldn't help but look forward to it, and then answered.
【Leng Qingge】: "I don't..."
【Chenqi Muluo】: "Then why are you as charming as a fox?"
【Leng Qingge】: "Puff...!!!"
Leng Qingge almost vomited blood... With a puff, he rolled on the bed in the dormitory, trying not to laugh! !
This guy's cheesy love talk is so funny.
I almost laughed myself to death.
Hey, if you can't say it, don't force it!
[Morning and Evening]: "Speaking of cheesy love talk, actually, I found that I can trick girls into bed."
Leng Qingge was very confused when he saw this. Hey, is the other party a scumbag?
He is so handsome, it is possible!
He just talked about it and said
Beds and the like can easily cause girls to be disgusted, okay!
Leng Qingge was about to correct the other party.
As a result, Su Chen's next sentence almost broke her defense.
"Actually, I found that I can trick girls into going to bed. As long as I send her a message, she says she is going to sleep. I am really a scumbag."
Ton ton ton...
0.0!
Leng Qingge: "???"
The little school beauty almost died again because of the laughter...
Leng Qingge: "Humph, damn scumbag, if a girl tells you that she is going to take a shower, what will you say?"
[Morning and evening]: "If it is not convenient to type, you can actually video chat. (Innocent face) emoticon"
Leng Qingge: "Puff..."
She was afraid that if she continued to chat, she would be amused to death by Su Chen: "Humph! I don't want to chat with you anymore. I'm going to take a shower."
Suddenly, a video pop-up window was sent over.
" (`д′)"
Leng Qingge: "???"
Su Chen, on the other hand, was because he had snatched the school beauty.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the secret skill, Ancient Tai Chi! ]
In an instant, countless defensive skills poured into Su Chen's mind like spring water.
When he came to his senses, he had become a Tai Chi master.
His pupils were like the black and white of Tai Chi, chaotic and without yin and yang, and he seemed to exude the style of a martial arts master.
Especially the strong self-confidence between his eyebrows, as if in an instant, it made people feel like they were back to the early 20th century, the late Qing Dynasty, when there were many martial arts masters!
If ancient Muay Thai is the extreme of offensive skills, then ancient Tai Chi is the extreme of defensive skills.
Although it is the same as the Vajra Indestructible Body and the Twelve-level Great Perfection, they are all defensive.
But ancient Tai Chi is completely different. It is more of a defensive counterattack, a type of four ounces to move a thousand pounds.
With just one finger, she could neutralize the full force of a 400-pound strong man, and she could also use the opponent's force to counterattack. The greater the opponent's attack power, the greater the backlash the opponent would suffer.
It is a very terrifying defensive skill, not just the Tai Chi that the uncles in the park play leisurely morning songs and slack off.
It is the real ancient Tai Chi!
Just at night, the little girl Leng Qingge sent another message to Su Chen.
[Leng Qingge]: "Um... I want to ask you to watch a movie tomorrow. Are you willing to come?"
[Morning Rise and Fall]: "Okay, what movie?"
[Leng Qingge]: "3D movie, how about it? I haven't seen it since I was a child. Can you accompany me to experience it for the first time?"
"Experience it for the first time?"
Damn, Su Chen heard this and thought about it inexplicably.
【晨起暮落】: "Then what? It's unsafe if you don't wear it, and it's uncomfortable if you wear it. You won't be allowed in if you don't wear it, but you will be allowed in if you wear it?"
【Leng Qingge】: "?"
【Leng Qingge】: "What are you talking about! I'm not that kind of person."
Leng Qingge suddenly got angry and frowned slightly.
Doesn't this mean that after watching the movie, you go to that kind of place?
She can't possibly...
Just then, Su Chen replied.
【晨起暮落】: "???"
【晨起暮落】: "̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑) What are you thinking, I'm talking about 3D movie glasses, you really won't be allowed in if you don't wear them? It's useless even if you go in, have you really never seen a 3D movie?"
【Leng Qingge】: "∑(๑ºдº๑)!!???"
Leng Qingge was numb, completely numb.
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