Villain: Marrying a vegetative woman, crazy about it

The girl was so angry that she was beaten.

"Brother, you are such a big-headed ghost?!"

"At the very least... I have to be a brother, you are more like a sister."

Hearing Su Qingge's outrageous speech.

Lin Xuan couldn't help it, stretched out his hand and flicked the girl's smooth forehead.

【Ah~(〃＞皿＜) Damn it! 】

【A gentleman should talk but not fight! You actually hit a woman? ! 】

【Isn't this bullying me for not being able to move? Otherwise, I'll jump up and hit you twice! (•́へ•́╬)】

【And I don't want to be a sister? I want to be a sister! Sister is the queen, shining with confidence~~~】

..........

Feeling the slight pain from her forehead, Su Qingge was unhappy.

Suddenly, she found that she still had the ability to fight back.

So she immediately started the love-hate mode.......

"S~~~"

Lin Xuan was originally proud, but suddenly there was a tingling pain in his palm. He looked closely and saw that the girl's small hand was pinching his palm flesh.

"It hurts~~ Qingge. I'm not wrong, you are a younger sister!"

"We were born in the same year but different months. I was born in September. Aren't you younger than me?"

September?

Hearing Lin Xuan reveal his date of birth, Su Qingge immediately became energetic.

She controlled her fingers and gestured a few times on Lin Xuan's palm.

[I was born in July. ]

After confirming her status as the big sister, Su Qingge was very proud.

╭(╯^╰)╮ Hum!

How about it? !

Now you know who is the elder sister, right? !

Why don’t you call me Sister Su.

Just when Su Qingge was feeling proud, Lin Xuan’s annoying voice came again.

After understanding the meaning of the other party’s words, she almost jumped up in anger on the spot.

“That’s right! Qingge! I’m 9 months old, you’re 7 months old, I’m older than you!”

“Look! 9＞7, this is an arithmetic problem that even elementary school students can do. The conclusion that I’m older than you is completely reasonable!”

Su Qingge: “..........”

Are you polite?

An arithmetic problem that even elementary school students can do? ! !

If elementary school students hear it, they will think you are insulting their IQ…

Outside, Lin Xuan grinned.

He didn’t expect that Su Qingge was actually two months older than him.

But it’s impossible to call her sister, it’s impossible to call her sister in this life!

Anyway, you can't get up, and I have the final say. If you have the guts, get up and hit me...

Faced with Lin Xuan's distortion of right and wrong, Su Qingge was speechless.

But she was too lazy to argue with a childish guy, fearing that her IQ would be lowered.

She might as well wait until she wakes up completely, and then use her sister's majesty to teach him how to be a good brother...

Finally, she left a [6] on Lin Xuan's palm.

The next second, Lin Xuan's exaggerated voice came.

"What? Qingge, you were born in June, which is even younger. 9-6=3, three months younger than me!"

Su Qingge: "This guy...(•́へ•́╬)."

But Lin Xuan was also afraid of being "domesticated" by the girl again.

So he only teased a few words and immediately changed the subject.

"Ahem..."

"By the way, Qingge. Let's not talk about this for now. Didn't you say you wanted to hear a story last time? Let me tell you one!"

Recalling the story that Lin Xuan had previewed last time.

Su Qingge's attention was instantly drawn back, and she was suddenly full of interest.

[Hurry up! Damn you for breaking the chapter. ]

"........."

Under the girl's urging, Lin Xuan did not delay any longer, sorted out his words, and began to tell the story with great emotion.......

"A long, long time ago..."

"There was a place called Ishimura, where lived a ninja named Uzumaki Naruto. He was the hero of the village and a fierce rival of Naruto Luffy."

"On this day, Naruto's most beloved wife Sasuke was kidnapped by Luffy's organization "Akatsuki". "

"In order to save Sasuke, Naruto decided to challenge Naruto Luffy and launch an unprecedented war on the top."

"He went through inhumane training. Finally, he opened the fifth gear chakra and became the strongest sun god thief card. "

"So, the unprecedented war on the top began. Naruto relied on the power of the fifth gear sun god to force the Hokage Luffy into a desperate situation step by step. "

"However, Luffy is the Hokage after all, and his strength is unfathomable. At the critical moment, he used

A move of Chibaku Tensei almost made the world feel pain! "

"Fortunately, Naruto activated the sixth gear death mode at the critical moment. A powerful crescent moon strike defeated Naruto Luffy and successfully rescued Sasuke. "

"In order to repay Naruto's life-saving grace, Sasuke promised to give birth to two boys and a girl for Naruto. They were named Tangchuan, Xiaowu, Xiaoyan......."

"............."

Lin Xuan was excited, dancing and gesticulating while telling the story, completely immersed in his own story.

In the dark cage of consciousness........

[This story seems a bit messy? But it is still very touching!]

[Especially the fact that Uzumaki Naruto went to the top war alone for his wife Sasuke and challenged the world's strongest Hokage Luffy.......]

[The love between the two of them is so unswerving that it lasts until death! It is really rare in the world!]

[How could he make up such a story? Is Lin Xuan really a genius?!]

[The only thing that is a bit wrong.......]

[The three children they gave birth to, Why do they all seem to be the protagonists of the previous story? ! ]

[Xiao Wu and Xiao Yan become siblings after being lovers? ? ? ]

[It's good that you haven't heard the previous story, otherwise you would have missed it! ]

[What kind of German orthopedic plot is this! ! ! ]

..........

After listening to the fairy tale told by Lin Xuan.

Su Qingge was very satisfied and felt it was very touching.

Except for the last part about the child, which made her a little speechless, the other plots were still very good~~

At least after she lost her brain, it was still very pleasant to listen to it as a recreational story, and she was still not satisfied...

[Not enough, I want more. ]

Looking at the font drawn by Su Qingge on the palm of his hand, Lin Xuan smiled.

"Qingge, next time! Now it's time for the massage session that we love to hear and see, hehe..."

"By the way, let's preview the new story! ”

“Fertile Sheep from Bear Ridge, after mastering the art of licking, calls himself the [God of Licking] and successfully cheats on Red Wolf. After the combination of wolf and sheep, Bald Qiang was born.”

“And Gray Wolf, who sells his strength at a stall in Sheep Village, becomes a cuckold in anger after learning about it, carries the Clear Sky Hammer to kill Yunlan Sect, and kills the god alone.”

“.........”

After giving a brief preview clip, Lin Xuan kept silent.

You want it, but I can’t give it to you.

Because only a little bit of sweetness is precious.

Lin Xuan knows the importance of keeping women’s curiosity aroused, so he chooses to stop at the right time…

And the fact is just as he thought!

Su Qingge is itching at this moment, and wants to jump up and give Lin Xuan two “bounces”.

[Ahhh! I want to hear it! Damn interruption Zhang Dog! [You are not previewed. The more you do n’t care about it. Itching is impatient! Open. ( • ̀ω•́ )✧Did you miss me? ! ”

Lin Xuan: “..........”

I miss you so much!!!

You didn’t come earlier or later, but you came at the critical moment, right?

Are you my nemesis???

Even though he was complaining in his heart, he realized that his brother-in-law was following him.

Lin Xuan immediately entered the sage mode, with a face full of emptiness, and consciously stood half a meter away from Su Qingge.

At this moment.

Color is emptiness, emptiness is color.

Woman? Red-faced skeleton!

I am a gentleman, I am a monk.

After managing his facial expression, Lin Xuan turned his eyes to Chen Kexin.

You don’t know until you see it, you will be shocked?! (ΩДΩ)

White overalls, holding a basketball in his hand.

The black hair was parted on both sides with hairspray, forming a middle part.

This dress, this style, is exactly the female version of the loli version of ikun.

"How is it?

Onii-chan! Today I cosplay the hottest God of War suit. "

"Hehe... I didn't expect you to be a black guy... Forget it, you can't handle this look! You'll learn it!"

"(ˉ▽￣～) Tsk~~ I learned it specially, how could I not handle it! Look at me... dribbling between the legs!!!"

"........."

After saying that.

Chen Kexin held the basketball and threw it towards her crotch.

I have to say, she really learned it well.

But Lin Xuan's mind had already completely left the crazy Chen Kexin and moved to the young man at the door.

The other party was standing at the door with his hands in his pockets just like yesterday.

He was strictly restricted by the little loli at the door and couldn't get in.

"Brother Su Fan."

"Yeah. "

Seeing Lin Xuan greet him, Su Fan nodded lightly.

He looked at his little sister leaning on Lin Xuan's arms, and instinctively felt a little unhappy. (＃￣～￣＃)

But he also knew that Lin Xuan was a gentleman, and such behavior was really out of helplessness.

After all, the other party was also for his little sister to recover soon.

Especially when he found that his little sister's complexion was worse than yesterday, Su Fan was still very grateful for Lin Xuan's efforts.

He tried to suppress his discomfort and wanted to show a kind smile to Lin Xuan.

But because he was really not used to smiling.

Lin Xuan saw that smile that was more than crying. When I saw Lin Xuan's ugly smile, my heart was instantly alarmed.

(ÒωÓױ) There is murderous intent!!!

With this scary smile, my brother-in-law is not thinking about how to hit my waist~~~

So!

When Lin Xuan was massaging, he played the role of a gentleman to the extreme, trying to avoid the misunderstanding of "brother is committing a crime now".

[What's going on? Why is Lin Xuan so far away from me? Am I electrified? ]

[Is it because of outsiders again? ]

[Why does Ke Xin, this girl, bring a bodyguard with her every day! Just bring him, let him wait downstairs! ]

[Really , which has affected Lin Xuan's performance. 】

【Ahem... Of course, I don't want Lin Xuan to do anything excessive to me. 】

【It's just that the two sides are so far away, which is likely to affect the treatment effect. 】

【Damn Su Fan, this is a stumbling block on my road to recovery! 】

【No, I have to find a way to get rid of this outsider...】

..........

As the person involved, Su Qingge is very sensitive.

She noticed the difference in Lin Xuan at the first time, and her movements became stiffer.

And the reason she could think of... .....

There are only two people who suddenly appeared in the room.

Chen Kexin was ruled out first, because Lin Xuan used to treat her as if she didn't exist, and his massage technique was very smooth and comfortable.

Then only Su Fan, an outsider, was left.

Thinking of this.

The girl, who originally had a lack of affection for Su Fan, was now even more annoyed with him.......

..........

At this moment.

Lin Group, employee dormitory.

Bang bang bang! ! !

The sound of smashing and cursing continued to echo in the corridor.

"Damn it, these bastards dared to attack me!!!"

"I want revenge, a group of poor people at the bottom who don't know their own identity. I am the head of the Lin family!"

"And that beast, fabricating facts. Put me in an unjust position, but I am his biological father! Such a thing can be done, there is simply no conscience at all!!! ”

“..........”

In the living room.

Lin Jianjun was holding a baseball bat, smashing furniture such as the TV and washing machine.

His face was bruised and swollen, and it was obvious that he had been beaten.

The suit on his body was torn and hung on his body like a piece of rag.

Not far from Lin Jianjun, Lin Hao and his mother stood by the sofa, with more or less bruises on their bodies.

They had to work very hard to escape from the hospital under the cover of the hospital security guards.

“These bastards! The products of my Lin Group must be top-notch! How could there be any problem?”

“These ignorant dogs dared to talk nonsense. Don’t they know that they will go to jail for defamation? ! ! ”

“..........”

Lin Jianjun was tired of smashing, holding a baseball bat, pacing back and forth in the hall, muttering and cursing.

But if someone looked closely, they would definitely see the panic in his pupils.

After all, no matter how hard he said!

But so many patients in the hospital said that the problem occurred after using the [Beauty Ointment].

With so many coincidences, even if Lin Jianjun firmly believed that his company's products were fine.

At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little

Shaken, and a little bit scared...