Urban Witcher

He took out his mobile phone and called Lao Guo.

While Ye Shaoyang was running around for the affairs of the world, Ye Xiaomu was indulging in the joy of cultivation. He was different from many people. Although many mages would practice hard, they would think that cultivation was a very important task. The reason why they can continue to practice despite the bitter things is to make themselves stronger and to stand out in the magic world.

This is very similar to learning. Many people feel that learning is hard and they have to learn, but there are always some people who think learning is a very happy thing for them, and they don’t need any realistic purpose to force themselves to learn. .

So with the same effort, this kind of people will always gain more than ordinary people.

Ye Xiaomu's practice is such a rare situation, in fact, it can be regarded as a kind of talent.

Lao Guo saw all this in his eyes, basically did nothing, and was responsible for instructing him every day, giving him all he had learned in his life. Su Yan and Wang Xiaobao also received his teachings, and the three young people discussed and verified each other, and they all made rapid progress.

Ye Xiaomu and Su Yan lived together every day, and over time, the two young people felt like they were partners, and they couldn't do without each other, but they didn't say anything clearly.

Su Yan likes Ye Xiaomu's shyness very much. Sometimes he would blush and shy when teasing him, and Su Yan would laugh out loud and mock him in various ways. However, Ye Xiaomu was too dumb and never took the initiative to do anything. She often complains, so she is the one who dominates the daily life of the two together.

Day by day, the chicken is also growing, and the accumulation of demonic power made it experience the first thunder calamity in its life. Lao Guo knew that it was not a normal bird, so he had been paying attention to it all the time. Before it experienced the thunder calamity, he deliberately A set of ninety-nine lightning-inducing arrays was set up for it with incense and spring water. This was not to avoid lightning, but to enhance the power of thunder disaster.

The phoenix is ​​the king of all birds. Although Lao Guo saw it alive for the first time, he believed that it must be much stronger than other monsters. The stronger the thunder calamity, the greater the harvest after the tribulation.

Of course, it was a matter of life and death after all, and Lao Guo didn't dare to take it too seriously. This was agreed by Su Yan and Jizai himself, and he also took precautionary measures in private. He carefully prepared...a water gun and handed it to Jizai.

"This thing is made of plastic, it's non-conductive and it won't be damaged by lightning. You hold it under your body. If you really can't bear the thunder disaster later, remember not to carry it to your death, so as not to lose your life. At that time, you just need to pick up this and spray it on yourself, spray the liquid inside on you, and the thunder calamity will be suspended, but I can remind you that the thunder calamity is the best way for a spiritual beast like you to prove the Tao. You missed it this time, and I don’t know when the next time will be..."

"Yeah, I remember, don't worry, I won't use it." The chicken patted the chicken breast (meat) with its wings, with a confident expression on its face.

Old Guo snorted twice, and said with a dry smile: "Don't be too confident, the taste of thunder disaster is very unpleasant, you will know it in a while."

At this time, the torrential rain was still falling, and there was a rumbling thunder in the middle of the clouds, coming from far and near.

This is a thunderstorm day that they waited for specially, this kind of weather is most suitable for crossing the catastrophe.

Lao Guo told it a few more words, ran away with an umbrella, and came to the edge of the woods not far away.

Ye Xiaomu, Su Yan and Wang Xiaobao were all standing beside them in raincoats, and Lao Guo squeezed between them. It is about 100 meters away from the place where Jizai crosses the catastrophe, and this distance is safe.

The chicken boy who had been drenched turned his head around, searched for Su Yan, and said, "Mom, I'm terrified!"

"Don't be afraid, it will be over in a while, let Xiaomu cook noodles for you at night, chicken soup noodles!"

When Jizi heard these three words, he could still support himself, so he sat down on the ground in fright.

At this time, a bolt of lightning flashed across the sky, fell straight down, and hit the chicken.

The chicken flapped its wings and howled.

Su Yan held Ye Xiaomu's hand tightly, and said nervously, "It's all right!"

"It's okay, it's not an ordinary bird, it can hold on." Ye Xiaomu comforted her.

At this time, lightning kept falling, one after another. It was also the first time for Ye Xiaomu to see this wonderful scene, and he was too shocked to speak.

"It's okay!"

Su Yan was worried and asked again.

"It's okay, it's okay, besides, don't you still have Uncle Guo's secret weapon? If it doesn't work, use it. It's still possible to save your life." Ye Xiaomu was suddenly curious, and asked Lao Guo, "What is in the water gun? The magic water you prepared Is it?"

"Holy water."

"You don't believe in God, what holy water?"

Old Guo Chong raised his eyebrows and said, "The so-called holy water is urine, human urine..."

The three were stunned.

Su Yan came back to her senses and wanted to go up and beat him up.

Lao Guo hurriedly dodged and said: "What do you know? All holy spells, whether they are heavenly or human, are most afraid of filth! Once it sprays urine on its body, Thunder and Lightning will dislike it and will not hit it again." body, it is safe!"

Su Yan stared at him blankly, and said, "I hope you don't tell it that it was your urine afterward, otherwise you will never be safe in this life."

"Don't worry, I have already made arrangements, so what I urinate is your urine."

What!

Su Yan blushed and roared, "Nonsense, how could you have my urine. You old pervert!"

"Last night, I did some tricks on the pipe under the toilet. Whoever went to the toilet first would collect it. It wasn't aimed at you. The three of you were all there, but you were the first to go in!"

"You pervert!" Su Yan was so ashamed and indignant that she wanted to hit him, but Lao Guo had already fled away and hid far away.

Just as Su Yan was about to catch up, she heard the scream of the chicken again. Turning her head to look, the chicken was already limp on the ground under the continuous lightning attack, motionless like a dead chicken.

As long as there is lightning falling on the body, a ball of chicken feathers will be blown away immediately. There is not much hair left on its body, and it is bald and motionless. It looks like a chicken waiting to be cooked on the chopping board.

"It looks delicious!" Lao Guo licked his lips deliberately.

Su Yan was really angry this time, and said angrily: "You still have the mood to joke around at this time!"

"Don't worry, it's a phoenix, it can't die, if it can't, it has a secret weapon!"

"Don't mention this again!"

Su Yan gouged him out, put his hands around his mouth, and shouted at the chicken: "You can hold on, if you can't do it, use that... that water gun, don't be hard! Nothing will happen, you know?" !"

Old Guo held an umbrella, took out a dry pipe and smoked it silently, quietly looking at the chicken who was suffering from thunder, thinking, whether this guy is a malleable talent, he will know soon.

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