Urban Rubiko System

“Haha, you idiot, that man is already old!”

“Report the great patronus, I want to capture DiCaprio as a butler!”

……

It turns out that these indigenous women are much more ruthless than the men in their tribe, and they are not greedy enough.

The water-avoiding golden-eyed beast thought that those were all trivial things, so it waved its big paws and was about to agree.

The native king hurriedly stopped him: “Great patron saint, you must not agree to their begging!” Our tribe doesn’t want to be polluted by the bloodline of some white ghost, and you don’t want to see those half-bloods no longer believe in you! ”

Ye Qing also did not want to see such a situation, so he stopped the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast’s indiscriminate wish-making behavior.

Because it is still a little early to start with the United States, it is always necessary to make good preparations.

……

The next day, it was a sunny day, and Ye Demon God had no events on this day, so he decided to take Qiuqiu to some nearby places.

Liu Lao and the glasses secretary like to watch the game, of course, they will not follow to be used as light bulbs, besides, there is only one mount in total, and they can’t sit down.

The two rode the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, and they thought of flying outside of Hawaii.

The weather is clear, white clouds are rare, the sky is blue, and the sea is blue.

Two people and one beast in this blue of the sea and sky, leisurely flying at will to see the scenery.

Even this witch had leisure and began to teach the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast to learn human language.

But the big guy seems to have not opened the horizontal bones in his brain, and he can’t learn it, anyway, a mouth is either the roar of a lion and tiger, or the “woof” of a dog

Very interesting.

In the end, Ye Qing couldn’t stand it, and said directly: “Don’t learn, the divine beast must maintain some mystery, otherwise the deterrent power against the enemy and subordinates will not be enough!” ”

The water-avoiding golden-eyed beast thought it was true, and immediately stopped shouting, returned to its original domineering appearance, and began to concentrate on flying.

This concentrated flight, the speed is very fast.

Not long after, I came to the west coast of the United States.

Below is a huge open-air seaside bath, which is crowded with guys in bikinis and swimming trunks due to the hot summer months.

The eyes of the little children are the sharpest, and they are the first to spot the golden eyed beast in the sky.

A black kid exclaimed in amazement, “Oh! Oh God! O ancestral god! What do I see? A giant griffin! It still has two humans on its back! I don’t dream about this, do I? ”

The friends immediately looked in the direction of his finger, so shocked that they could not speak.

A white child looked at it for a long time before saying: “Rough black fellow, you are not right, griffins have wings, and there is obviously no such thing as wings in the sky.” ”

“Then how did it fly, this physics we studied is completely wrong!” A little girl asked.

The white child nodded, shook his head again and said: “Don’t look, it must be an illusion, I heard that there is something called a kite in Huaxia, maybe someone is flying a kite to amuse us!” ”

The children’s dispute did not end, and the adults on the beach also saw the golden-eyed beasts flying in the air.

At this moment, the beach is completely lively and boiling!

“Ye Demon God actually came to our country with his divine beast, did he come to declare war on God and his old man?”

“Ye Demon God, hurry up, I will give birth to a monkey for you!” A certain white long-legged girl screamed, jumping on the beach, her murder weapon is not small, more dazzling than the waves in the sea.

“Dear Ye Demon God, the taxes in the United States are too high, if you can protect us, how about we pay you taxes?” This is a shrewd middle-level businessman, I have to say, he is really bold, and he is not afraid of being invited to tea by a certain ministry.

“Ye Demon God, my children and I have one-eighth Chinese blood, I didn’t believe in gods before, I only believed in technology, but now I am willing to convert to you, come and rule us quickly!”

“Oh my God! These people are crazy, is it really the Demon King who came to the world and wants to destroy the earth? ”

……

Xuan smiled and said to Ye Qing: “The people of this country are not united at all, how can they become the most powerful country in this world?” ”

Back then, their demon gate was not united, but people had too many masters to support it, as for this mortal, there was no use, if they were not united, it would definitely be a pile of garbage, which made her very puzzled.

Ye Qing replied lightly, “If you snatch the good things of your world and give them to the earthlings for free use, they will also rally around you and become rich and powerful.” ”

“Oh, I see! Brother Ye, is it in any world that only being a good robber has a future? She felt that she had realized some of the essence, and this happened to be very good for her appetite.

Ye Qing smiled and agreed, “That’s the truth. ”

The two rode the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast and flew slowly in the sky, and countless people on the ground shouted excitedly.

This situation is really not an ordinary complicated, and soon, the coast guard of the United States dispatched a large number of vehicles and galloped.

These guys often appear in American TV dramas and movies, and they are considered to be elite members of the guards.

With the taxpayer’s salary, of course, you must fulfill enough obligations, even if you encounter danger.

This is what young player Charlie thinks.

He hurriedly jumped out of the car, and when he saw the domineering monster in the air, he didn’t have time to be afraid, and first aimed the semi-automatic rifle in his hand to ensure the safety of the tourists.

“Snap!” With a bang, he was kicked to the ground by his captain.

“Captain?” Charlie said aggrievedly, if the captain in front of him was not like himself, he was retired from the Marine Corps, he would definitely jump up and beat this guy up immediately.

“Bastard, didn’t you bring your brains over?” The captain shouted angrily.

Charlie had some guesses at this moment, but still did not fully understand.

Immediately asked: “Don’t I look like a person with brains, what the hell is going on?” We always have to protect the safety of tourists first, this is the first rule. ”

“Flying in the sky is Ye Demon God and his mount, and that mount is an unreasonable demon, the day before yesterday, in front of the whole world, ate the spectators over there in Hawaii, you kid is awesome, you dare to aim a gun at it, what a brainless fool!” The captain reprimanded unceremoniously.

At this moment, Charlie had nothing to say, and the rest of the patrol members did not make a sound, after all, no one wanted to face such a terrifying existence.

The captain was afraid that someone would make such a mistake, and continued to teach: “Even if we are not afraid of death, so what, can these garbage weapons deal with Ye Demon God and his terrible mount?” If you do that kind of stupid provocation, it will only bring disaster to the country and the people, do you understand? “_

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